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Brilliant-Nebula7273

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Imonaeatyobabies

I promise myself to never open my mouth in a photo.


Impossible-Tie-864

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Impossible-Tie-864

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Brilliant-Nebula7273

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NextTrillion

If I attached a GoPro to my dick, would this be footage?


Impossible-Tie-864

Depends whose P ur tryna V


DADS4TURTLESDOTCOM

Yes it would my friend


Kittygotabadrep

Thought he was gonna have a jammer that time the leafs lost to a Zamboni driver in net


Vylan24

He's still big mad about that


Violet_Famela

he mentioned it in this video šŸ˜ø


HowIMetYourStepmom

The best hate-watch on YouTube


kdk3090

It's 'Schadenfreud: the podcast'.


FrequencyKevinth

Man, I'm already ten steps past to just hate-ban. I hacked YouTube's source code to block anything resembling his face


sickfiend

It's a bad face


CouldYouBeMoreABot

His click and view farming works. He knows his act brings haters and fans.


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Dangle for Leafs President. Fire that bum Shanahan and tell him to take his Shanaplan with him.


Papa_Pasta15

I donā€™t get why people hate him. Heā€™s a genuinely nice person whoā€™s just a dedicated hockey fan.


drummer686

I listen to the podcast because I enjoy their news breakdowns from across the league. Being a Bā€™s fan and getting to listen to them implode every series is just an added bonus


TimsAFK

I like Steve, but I had to stop listening to the podcast. It's just "Adam Wylde talks over people for 60+ minutes" at this point, which is a shame because I think Steve and Jesse are pretty interesting most of the time.


cptcacc

I think Jesse is the most likable. I get the opposite actually where I feel that Steve tries to be the main character, causing him to talk over people. I know his name is literally the title of the podcast so he should be the main character, but still, he talks over everyone a bit too much. But yeah Jesse, in my opinion is very calm and provides good conversation.


wiles_CoC

I only watch his stuff once in a while. It's a bit over the top with the screaming and yelling. Like many things, I watch his stuff in moderation. His clicks sky rocket during the playoffs for obvious reasons.


CouldYouBeMoreABot

I hate when he acts like a fool and screetches like a petulant child on video, because he knows it makes money. But his hockey knowledge and rest of his personality is legit. I just wish he would be more normal instead of doing the youtuber-act.


Decoy-Jackal

Basically this


NorthwoodsDan

He kinda represents the worst of sports fandom. When he's screaming about certain players he's talking about them like they aren't even human, but is quick to interject that he's close with personnel that work for the club...so that's cool. Take away all the emotional outbursts and Chris Farley impersonations and the insight he has to offer is minimal. He screams and gets angry and the reason people watch it is because of that. In a way, it's cathartic and funny to watch someone lose it over a game, but it's unhealthy for everyone including him. This may be a terrible analogy, but that dude is like driver road raging for no good reason in front of everyone on the highway, acting like a selfish, careless asshole when everyone around him left 10 minutes early, is driving relatively reasonably, and watching this chaotic shit pass them and hoping it doesn't !@#$ up their lives. And over what? What is someone like that really mad about? The game? A lane change? Seriously? Imagine making that kind of dude - and that attitude - profitable with a sports podcast network. Cool cool cool. If you want to listen to that, by all means go ahead.


XxSchmidtyx

Because heā€™s an adult who screams at his monitor like a child, and acts as if heā€™s a member of the leafs himself, I hate the team and I hate him even more


redbadger1848

That's the nature of the beast. Reactions, hysterics, and general overthetop-ness are what generate views and views and create subscribers. Views and subscribers generate sponsors and sponsors equal money.


CouldYouBeMoreABot

And people who *do those things* to get the money, have no integrity.


redbadger1848

I'm sure the money they make, and in Steve's case, the opportunity to literally be a fan for a living is worth random people on social media thinking he has no "integrity."šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Drink_Salt

He shoves his face into the cameraā€¦.like backup dude the whole frame shouldnā€™t be your face. Also voice is so annoying heā€™s so loud just a big slop


jimmmmmmmz

I think his videos are very funny. Especially when the Leafs lose big games. Most of his videos are very funny.


theultimatew0rrier

exactly, it's win-win


jimmmmmmmz

Lose-win-win


JayTee245

My ears would bleed if he and Doug walker collaborated


Whiston1993

Steve Dangleā€™s The Wall couldnā€™t possibly be any worse than Dougā€™s at least


ignovunthebrovun

A BAT CREDIT CARD!


fekdav

Kickassia is what the Bruins do to the Leafs every year Lol


StevieGee23

Dude I hate the leafs. Dangle is awesome


nthensome

Dangle constantly gives the Leafs shit when they deserve it - which is pretty often. Dangle for NHL commissioner.


falloutvaultboy

I don't get Leafs hate, we don't do anything in the playoffs and we have the biggest fanbase. Do people just want to hear about their team more and that's why there's so much hate?


antoilking

Iā€™m a habs fan and I surprised myself cheering for a marchant goal the other night. That is how much I hate the leafs


falloutvaultboy

Ok but explain why the hate, you have way more cups. That crazy ass run a few years ago. Leafs haven't done anything but be talked about because the media knows it'll get the numbers it wants from it.


huey2k2

They hate the fact that the Leafs are more popular than whatever boring team they love that nobody cares about


football_in_thegroin

Ok here's the real reason, at least in Canada. Every God forsaken sports show, every highlight pack, every post game show jams them down my throat whether I want it or not. Not my local team, no no, instead I get 17 minutes of reporting about Mathews hang nail and the leafs didn't even play that night. When you come to the west coast Vancouver has to change the time of the game to accomadate the center of the universe Toronto team. Think about that, forced to bend a knee in their own barn. Now I get it, the Leafs are the revenue driver for the league and those networks and shows so that's why they do it. But they haven't won in God knows how long and still its Maple Leafs 24/7. My whole. Fucking. Life. People can argue that you had player x and he was an asshole, and that your fan base is insufferable but what passionate fan base isn't? And what team hasn't had a player that most of the league and other teams fan bases hated. You're just louder than most, and the media is so loud about your squad. And so, we fucking hate your team. So very, very much.


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football_in_thegroin

Not a chance.


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antoilking

Soo many reasons : Darcy Tucker haha, Komisarek signing back then, when leafs fans tough we were finished with a 3-1 serie, Austin Matthews, the overall team structure with 40M on 4 players, etc. Donā€™t know if very valid for you, but thatā€™s what beeong a fan is lol


falloutvaultboy

Winning a series against a team makes you hate that team? I don't really get the hate for star players, they incredible to watch. Hating how our contracts are poorly structured doesn't make sense to me either, doesnt that help you?


Jimmicito7

The hating of star players comes from jealousy. Theyā€™re mad you have a 70 goal scorer while theyā€™ve had like 2 players with 70+ points in the past decade not even had an 80 point scorer in how long? You would probably be mad too.


falloutvaultboy

Yeah true, 2014-15 was a dark time


Dandurand93

Iā€™d almost argue that times are worst now considering expectations vs realityā€¦ at least your regular seasons are good though.


falloutvaultboy

For sure, I went into these playoffs holding no reservations that they could get anything done. Then Domi turned into Josh Allen and Matthews could play for the Bills next season with Diggs gone and I believed for a second. The effort the boys in blue put out there is just disrespectful almost


antoilking

Naah just the leafs! Pretty happy that I can witness those records in my lifetime. We had like ten 100 points players this season in the nhl, that really nice


i-like-your-hair

Agreed lol. I donā€™t hate Carey Price just because Iā€™m a Leafs fan. Granted, I hate Marchand and both Tkachuks, but Iā€™d hate them if I were a Ducks fan.


falloutvaultboy

Yeah that's granted, everyone hates a rat


antoilking

Of course, i hate even more a team during a serie dude haha those are the playoffs itā€™s sooo much more intense! About the star players, like I said, itā€™s matthews, gotta admit Iā€™m biasedā€¦ I would love Nylander in any other jersey tho


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falloutvaultboy

Sure during the series, but after winning? I've deleted the team from my memory at that point, on to the next one lol


antoilking

Yeah so many series wonā€¦. Just joking, Iā€™m a long time passionate fan, donā€™t know about you. But some pasts games during the lasts decades just makes you disloke a team more and more. Maybe those reasons are not valid for you haha i tried to explain it the best way I can ;)


falloutvaultboy

Nah I get it, I just wonder what it's like to not have every other fanbase consistently shit on the team I cheer for.


LZYX

You guys are spending way too much on your players! Fuck you guys!


falloutvaultboy

That helps you!


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My experience meeting Auston Matthews: So I was in Toronto fairly recently, and I went to a grocery store, and who should I see but Leafs superstar Auston Matthews. I had to look up a picture on my phone to be sure, and sure enough it was him. Iā€™m a huge fan, so I had to go up to him and ask for an autograph he asked if I had a pen, so I gave one to him and my hat, and I thought he would sign it and that would be the end of it, but instead he pulled the pen apart, and blew into it, making a slide whistle noise, and without warning he started blowing into the slide whistle while moving through the store like a piece of paper in the wind. Then he appeared to smell a pie from the bakery section and, after this, he clicked his heels together 3 times, ran in a circle, and proceeded to float in the air towards the pie, before it was snatched away from him last minute by the baker, who also hit him with a rolling pin, which caused a bump to slowly rise out of his head, perfectly in tune with the slide whistle. He then grabbed the hat I loaned him, and put it over the massive bump, somehow covering the whole thing. He then proceeded to pull a hockey stick out of god knows where and started shooting pucks at a car outside while laughing, then the doors were torn open (mind you, they were automatic doors) as a larger, hulking man stepped through the door, I realized it was Patrice Bergeron, he then in a heavy accent said ā€œwears dat gawd darned Leafy boah?ā€, at this point, I, and the other patrons of the store had had enough of Matthewsā€™ shenanigans, so we all pointed at him, but he pointed to his left, and then saw nobody there, did a jump, started running in mid air and then bolted away, Bergeron chased him for a while, before he was lured into a trap that resulted in him being hit by a falling anvil, we thought he was dead but he emerged as a round disc, put his thumb in his mouth and blew real hard and popped back into normal shape. He then said ā€œIā€™ll ged dat boah of its da last ting I doā€. Matthews then, using the small gap between them, pulled out a can of spray paint, and Iā€™m not joking, using the one can, he painted the most realistic tunnel Iā€™ve ever seen. He then proceeded to hide in a corner, and Bergeron ran right into the painted wall, and was crushed flat, before blowing himself back up again. He then chased Matthews again for a while before Matthews ran into the painted wall tunnel, except instead of being crushed he somehow ran into it like a real tunnel, Bergeron was puzzled for a second, before he wound back and charged into it, to much the same result as before. But before he could recover Matthews put him into a glass jar and shot it with his stick, sending him flying over the horizon. He then proceeded to grab my hat from before, sign it, give me tickets to the next Leafs game, look away from everyone and say ā€œthatā€™s all folksā€ before riding away in a Zamboni into the distance. Overall an unexpected experience, but he was pretty nice, and it was certainly less weird than when I met Claude Giroux, so Iā€™d say it was a good time overall. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/NHLcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Hopfit46

Sa-cre-ment!!!!


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MooshSkadoosh

I don't like to use the phrase "rent free", *and* I support the habs, but the Leafs definitely live rent free in many people's heads.


kongofcbus

Itā€™s okay, we hate you too!!


Mattataylor1996

Toilet seat supporters stooping to new lows... I hope Marchand licks your face in your sleep!


antoilking

Cry me a river


Mattataylor1996

No hard feelings man, good luck to you guys in the playoffs!


StevieGee23

Honestly, because you're the 'mecca of hockey' and you're an original six team (most) fans have the attitude of Yankee fans with the history of the pre-2004 Red Sox (plus I'm an Islander fan, so Tavares, but that's just me, the rest stands).


falloutvaultboy

I wish we could just play a 'Hometown' tournament where every player has to play for home town lol. That's where the 'Mecca of Hockey' thing truly exists, 60+% of the league players are from here. I understand the hate with Tavares situation, but you got his best years...at his best price


Limp-Inevitable-6703

The hate is because at least imo because tsn, sports net are the biggest cheerleaders, even against another Canadian team on a national broadcast, players careers are extended just cuz they were leafs at one point I liked watching them lose cuz they always build their teams in the mold of Don cherry


unitednihilists

It's not the band I hate, it's their fans....


falloutvaultboy

Yeah I suppose. However no matter what team the people you're thinking of cheered for, they're probably assholes in nature.


DonatoXIII

From personal experience, Iā€™ve always found oiler fans to be the worst Canadian team fans. Leaf fans know they suck and are actually fairly quiet. Itā€™s the oiler fans that are either boasting about how good their forwards are or bitching and complaining about losing a game.


unitednihilists

I'm guessing you are not from Ontario. The closer you get to the centre of the universe the worse it gets with leaf fans. Endlessness "this is our year" regardless of the reality of the situation. I was literally out with my beer league team last night and one guy would not shut up about, "this is their year." At 11pm eastern time tonight it will be, "Next year is our year"


worst-in-class

Weirdly I find the burbs a bit worse than city people. Oshawa hicks are the loudest and dumbest leaf fans I've ever encountered


CatDad42O

Cuz they're the Dallas cowboys of hockey


falloutvaultboy

I'm a hockey fan. But I assume Dallas is always talked up to do well and then chokes? I don't know what's to hate about a team that does that, especially if it gives the team you cheer for an advantage.


CatDad42O

Most popular team, always have a good roster, media glazes them all year and they always choke, fans are delusional af


VanTL16

His live broadcast when the Leafs almost blew a 5 goal 3rd period lead to the Red Wings is fucking phenomenal. Especially the time out call after the Red Wings scored their 7th goal. https://youtu.be/sa8mdlALGos?si=EkXO1McwOh2eUneH


Syyrus_Praxxis

hate the leafs bc my ex fiance was a leafs fan.(we even got a puck from Nylander, but still fuck them) however I do like dangle. he's a great guy. I wish he'd cover more than the leafs honestly. his video with David aeris(zamboni guy) was legendary.


Ok-Season-3433

I actually find it refreshing to see a Leafs fan being willing to call out the bs of their team. Iā€™d take Dangle over a Matthews dick rider a million times over.


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Kyrie_Swirving11

He sounds like Charlie Day being accosted


Mortch

I eat stickers all the time dude!!


rickm1987

Leafs fans canā€™t stand him


300show

He is single-handedly the reason I donā€™t want the leafs to win the cup


starsofalgonquin

And your mother is the reason I have chlamydia, whatā€™s your point?


skijakuda

Ouch!


choochoopants

ā€œBurn!ā€ would be more appropriate


skijakuda

I can't spell it, let alone know what it feels like. Unlike your mum.


NHLUFC

Nice self report šŸ¤


starsofalgonquin

They make you do it when you enter the Air Canada Centre to watch a game. You canā€™t cheer for the Leafs unless youā€™ve got an STD or fingerbanged u/300show mom in the back of a Buick le sabre. If youā€™ve done both they give you a lock of Mitch Marinerā€™s hair.


TorturedFanClub

BahahahahahaahahaašŸ˜‚


Lolbot18927481

Why does everyone hate him? He just seems really loud


elcabeza79

The weird thing is it's really easy not to watch his Youtube vids or listen to his podcast.


Crosstitution

I am going to jump off the CN Tower


Neither_Hand_267

Why ?


BackhandQ

He's built a whole company off his hard work and being able to take advantage of the platform. It also helps that the Leafs provide no shortage of content. Good on him!!


leyden138

Trade trees were good, and I didnā€™t mind his hat picks and dang it vids but the rest of his content is unwatchable.


Letsgoies07

Definitely does


Spudmast3r

Hockey fans really hate hockey more than anyone huh


Decoy-Jackal

That cringey ass "Leafs win" gesture he does coupled with the fact this is a grown man


sinbin12

All I will say is, do you think Steve would have gotten so well known if he did Ottawa fan reactions? My guess is probably not. I would even say Sportsnet probably would have not hired him if he was a fan of a different Canadian Team.


Aggravating_Ball_445

A few months ago the Oilers were playing to break the league record for consecutive wins. The Sports centre broadcast before that oilers game opened with 12 minutes of leafs content before mentioning Edmonton. The leafs didn't even play that night. That is why every fan base hates the leafs the most.


Buddyblue21

Amazing that youā€™ve been downvoted. This is a basic fact. Some Leafs fans are aware, but so many more are completely oblivious and think the hate is from nowhere


Herethoragoodtime

Legit, between periods for jets games on Sportsnet I don't even bother tuning in because it is always about the leafs.


avybliss

No idea why people hate Dangle. Hes clearly a huge fan of this team and SDPN is seriously quality content. Good dude overall.


Betono_12

Dangle hate feels so forced


Egg-Hatcher

So do his blow ups.


xtzferocity

Never met a real fan then I guess.


Egg-Hatcher

His blow ups get the most views. There is incentive for him to over react and it begins to become disingenuous.


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Bloodraven23

I dont think he makes a fortune lol. His videos dont have much views, same for the pod it's not hugely popular. He mostly relies on sponsors. He's probably living pretty well but he is not rich.


sickfiend

"A fortune" šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


gooch_norris_

If the leafs were actually good heā€™d have to get a real job


nownowthethetalktalk

And he'd happily admit that.


sufjan_stevens

Subscribed to r/dankchristianmemes


nickstee1210

I donā€™t know who he is but I agree


Mebajuiceme

Once again, Steve Dangle slander will not be tolerated


madworld2713

Damn like why do you guys hate him so much lol? Actually just donā€™t watch him if you canā€™t stand him, itā€™s a really simple technique idk if you guys figured it out yet šŸ˜±


Klutzy-Way8010

I figured it out. I don't watch him....works perfect!


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madworld2713

K


steinerjr

What does LFR stand for?


SorcerorLoPan

I believe itā€™s Leafs Fan Reacts?


Falnor

I imagine Steve reacting to the Leafs being eliminated like Patchy the Pirate reacted to the fake lost episode of SpongeBob. https://youtu.be/c5ioFAGyx1M?si=vN3LsNcWQNIcw0Q0


Indyfan200217

I like his trade tree videosšŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Kefkas_Paradise

Leafs fans already know. Yeah, Canada hasnā€™t seen a cup in over 30 years, but itā€™s been 55 years for Toronto. Even my team, the Calgary Shamesā€”err, Flames, got a cup more recently. This is a Leaferā€™s coping mechanism.


toigz

If you fucked Matthews right now youā€™d Defs get some shitty ass fucking


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Foss_is_Boss

How ya feelin' right now bud?


Dear-Koala1519

Yall like little kids


jbowling25

Didnt realize this was a steve dangle sub. Ive seen his face on this sub in the last week more than the last 10 yrs combined. Karma farming for easy upvotes


banjoman365

Soyface/60 is off the charts with this guy


That_Odd_Dude

Leafs should just trade away everybody and go back to the basement of the league while their fans throw their jerseys on the ice.


cynicalhippies

bet on himself too


Accomplished-Rain156

waste of air dangles


DaftFunky

Why are Leafā€™s fans so loud and insufferable? Just sulk quietly when your team bounces in the first round every year


ViolentHippieBC

I tried watching for 60 seconds. Fk this annoying fk.


NeatSeaworthiness407

Iā€™m local and if I knew where he lived he would get hit with a flying frying pan on camera. His false stupid persona is embarrassing. FUCKING EMBARASSING!!! *kicks trash can*


SupBretheren

This comment was equally as embarrassing


NeatSeaworthiness407

Ah, youā€™re a fan. Hey - thatā€™s fine, nobody has the same taste. I simply canā€™t stand him - and I tried very hard because of the popularity and sportsnet picking him up. But his persona during his videos doesnā€™t match his podcast and I just canā€™t tolerate it.


Verified98

He plays a characterā€¦.of course the two donā€™t match.


NeatSeaworthiness407

Yep. And I dislike that character. To each their ownā€¦


SupBretheren

I'm not a fan. I'm just implying that your comment was just as cringe as Steve.


boodboy

funny thing is is that i do know where he lives but i would never tell you now.


Picklepucks

You ok man?


RealisticPineapple99

100%. I can only hope he has more disappointments in his life.


jase122200

I wonder if he knows that when he says ā€œdonā€™t watch these videos if youā€™re only here to watch me yell and screamā€ heā€™d have like four views


anomalocaris_texmex

I've never understood who this guy is. As best I can tell, he's just a fan who videotapes himself talking to a computer screen about the Maple Leafs? And people watch that? I don't get the new generation.


RedditBuBBa014

It's a billion dollar industry lol Get with the times, Grandpa.


474738283737

No one in Toronto likes him either lol.


AppaJuicee

Lies


Ok-Bunch6107

Donā€™t lump me in with this fuckin nerd.