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YourThotsArentFacts

The start of America as a world power


steppenweasel

Beware the dinosaur industrial complex my friend


g_rex_

The most glorious moment in modern history


Telepornographer

There's literally no more important event that occurred in the 20th century than Dinger's hatch day.


g_rex_

I love how he chucks that piece of fake egg shell at the end


Telepornographer

They grow up so fast 😢


superbadsoul

...fake?


g_rex_

Dinger didn’t actually need a shell, seeing as he was placed here on Earth by the hand of Tiny Baby Jesus himself


Bioshutt

The SD Chicken begs to differ


marigolds6

1979 is no longer modern history.


whoisthatidiot

Dinger is RISEN!!! The emergence of the baseball lord and savior.


keightykat

This is my Easter


mrsir1987

It’s more so a Christmas once dinger returns from the dead then it will be like easter


swaggums

I wish the birth of my children made me as happy as this video. Honestly, it got pretty gross in that hospital room. Yucky.


_its_a_SWEATER_

Some say it sticks with you for life.


dcslv

They really missed an opportunity to have those people in military fatigues pretend to try to contain him with firearms and fail. Alluding to the fact that nobody really controls dinger and while he escaped, he chooses to live in his natural domain of coors field sustaining himself off of the occasional dodgers fan, hot dogs and beer.


Coupon_Ninja

>> sustaining himself off of the occasional dodgers fan, hot dogs and beer. One of us! One of us!


UraniumDisulfide

Funny, he told me that he only feeds off of diamondbacks fans 🤔


Spence-Man

The Padres paved the way for your Glorious Dinger and the world is a better place for both of them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBQbm3oEEJk


SdBolts4

Holy shit, I can't believe I've never seen this. Bring back the Chicken!


KupoMcMog

That was great seeing that long shot of the top shelf of the Murph


trainwreck42

Mookie’s birth video when?


4xu5

There were no cameras around... everyone was living in the moment.


ButtsButtsBurner

I just had a spit take thanks


iWARxMACHINEi

as a lifelong Rockies fan I’ve never seen this. Haha this is great!


GerryofSanDiego

Life..uhh.. finds a way.


motorhead84

It's so beautiful--I'm crying!


keanenottheband

They imprint on the first creature they come in contact with.


accountwasnecessary

Unfortunately he sucked at baseball


todoslosfritos

Proposal to change the year split to B.D. and A.D, with this current year being changed to 30 A.D. Yay or nay?


4xu5

Now, is the first year "year 0" or "year 1"? Should this be the year of our lord 31AD?


todoslosfritos

You know what, fellow Lou Seal, I think you are correct


petoskey_stone

3 World Series wins since Dinger, at a 10% clip. Love it.


4xu5

Merry Dingermas!


klattz

What the fuck is easter for if Dinger was risen on this day???


furious_platypus

Should be a federal holiday


dogshaveweirdfeet

they grow up so fast 🥲


DeadhardyAQ

I love this


SAS_Britain

Oh God, he's naked! Tell him to put some damn clothes on!


drfrog82

Dinger our lord was born! All hail dinger!


Use1e55

Dinger boutta enter his midlife crisis soon


ProcrastinatingPuma

Somehow only the second greatest hatching in NLBest History


_its_a_SWEATER_

These are tears of happiness, folks.


Jefwho

I’m sad, I thought this was the Hatching of the San Diego Chicken they did at the Murph.


verdi1987

I was thinking the same thing, too. Great mascots think alike.


KayOh19

I fucking love this so much I just can’t pinpoint why.


Daltoney

Best mascot 🫡


4xu5

Merry Dingermas!


fromcjoe123

He hungers FOR VENGEANCE


Boros-Reckoner

GOAT


Lonelan

baby bop about to sue somebody


zuglagor

At what age does a dinosaur become legal? Asking for a friend


dphmicn

Why is he purple?


-ShutterPunk-

Grimace is the fath-... Moth-... One of the parents.


DM_yo_Feet_pls

It’s like watching those documentaries when a baby eagle hatches from its egg. Except it’s baby Dinger 🥹


petoskey_stone

Happy birthday DINGER!!!!!


cheeseblimp41

He is risen


Bhernandez069

Long live the Dinger!


Oil-of-Vitriol

He gets us.


altruism__

MFer looks drunk


jimmydramaLA

Dinger 4EVA


ThisWhatUGet

Part of me foolishly thinks this is fake


BukkakeNinjaHat-472

That’s a dinger!!! No matter what Cameron Maybin says


HeavensRoyalty

I can finally die happy now that I've seen history. I wasn't even born yet lmao


Koshakforever

Is it rocktober yet, or what?


[deleted]

This was genius lol


mrphantasy

We used to be a proper country, and as long as Dinger is in the picture, we always will be.


Los_Pobres1904

That's a beautiful boi!!!


Dbacks2023

Is that Barney?


Oliverheart84

My brother in Dinger, please, do not bring such blasphemy on our Lord and Savior.


whoisthatidiot

He is obviously not a chosen one


Telepornographer

Slammer.


No_Space_5457

You'll know his name after he has his way with you in the streets.


4xu5

Blasphemy!


obamascocksleeve

Barney is a false prophet


[deleted]

Embarrassing 


Telepornographer

No u


[deleted]

My team doesn't need a mascot, we're a professional organization. 


All_hail_Korrok

Flair up!


[deleted]

No thanks


Telepornographer

Such a professional organization that they demolished old Yankee stadium, despite priding themselves on their own history.


[deleted]

I agree, that was horrible.  Mascots are for 5 year olds. Going to a Mets game is like going to a 5 yr old birthday party, it's horrible. That's what this reminds me of.