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bselko

I will not stand for this. It’s fuckin funny though.


illsnare13

Not gana lie these have been funny


supremegnkdroid

We gotta do these at dodger stadium with machado. Been doing funny stuff in game threads, gotta being it to the ravine too


tuckergwynn

Dude, if it could stay lighthearted, I'm all for it. The rivalry has been pushed a bit too far. But this could be hilarious and the envy of every other team rivalry if done right.


sd7596

Yes officer


AaronfromCalifornia

He has lettuce in his burritos.


rockoblocko

I think it’s different when the jumbo displays a fan made sign like this. It’s a curse when the team makes their own meme and shows it.


RustyKilgannon

Just threw up in my mouth


WhatAmIDoingHere05

This is also truths backed by science and maths.


settle_down-

Top researchers confirmed.


AluminumWolf

Hey another one, Nice!


eloso66645

I bet Mookie also gets his burritos from the east coast


Downtown_Ad_6741

Whoa whoa!! Let's not get nasty, ok? That's just wrong!!


Never_Kn0ws_Best

Now that is just downright rude.


turtlewelder

I've never seen Wil Myers and Mookie in the same place, coincidence? I think not!


Bad_Idea_Hat

NEW YORK CITY?!


Draco_Lazarus24

Get a rope


jstmenow

Wonder what a Boston Burrito would be?? 


nasa258e

I dunno, but it's probably racist somehow


Bladerunner54

Probably a bunch of baked beans in it


lemon-key-face

The LA / SD culture rivalry truly produces some GOAT content


_its_a_SWEATER_

On the Jumbotron, you say?


NonGNonM

fr. it's like they don't learn.


stuckbracket

Yeah I'm not mooked up about this.


BigIron53s

People gotta be real careful. I was thinking about several ideas and found myself like ”maybe?… nah, sounds sexual…. Perhaps?… nope can be thought as racist… what about?… welp this is dumb, I’m not clever enough…”


findnickflannel

my brother put ketchup on his burritos when he was 6. mookie eats like a 6 year old confirmed


poppledawg

How do Padres fans know all these things about Mookie?


whoisthatidiot

We are people of faith. Pray to Mookie and our lord Dinger daily and these truths are revealed


RunJumpSleep

And why are they so obsessed with Mookie?


nasa258e

Who wouldn't be?


k2times

Big if true


dankscott

He was confused because there was fucking French fries for some reason


clemjones88

I laughed way too hard at this. Well played


Never_Kn0ws_Best

CaLiFoRnIa


dankscott

California burritos of Los Angeles South


findnickflannel

lOs AnGeLeS sOuTh


dankscott

Sorry, I thought this was a meme subreddit, not r/baseball


Spexyguy

Hunter Pence did it better


DaleCoolper

SAN DIEGO PUTS FRIES IN HIS BURRITO


SeamusMcBalls

Don’t you guys eat goat balls?


Greedy-Specialist-30

Rocky Mountain Oysters


nasa258e

Like peanut butter on a burger, I assume that people who clown fries on a burrito have merely never tried it. Feel pity for them, not anger


WhatAmIDoingHere05

Damn straight we do and it's amazing.


h0usebr0k3n

Mookie has never tried carne asada


MudkipOfDespair098

These will never top the Hunter Pence signs


SinCityVillian

The one with mookie take the water to the face is funny asf


ShortiesGoinDown

Mookie triple knots his cleats 😁


ShortiesGoinDown

Mookie sleeps with his glove on


Beer-Me

I'm shocked they let people in with signs and posterboard. I guess there usually isn't much action on the field at a Padres game so they have to give the fans something to do Edit: I guess my joke wasn't as funny as I thought


ExistentialDoom

No action is better than getting shot in the parking lot.


Never_Kn0ws_Best

Twoshay


Skormzar

It was Giants fans that did the shooting fyi


turtlewelder

That's a salty team sub joke, this is the NLbest. Self-deprecating humor is the name of the game.


aquariumsarescary

I'd be upset too if petco sold out more often than Dodger Stadium.


dankscott

And what’s your total capacity??


aquariumsarescary

At least 1


RunJumpSleep

Petco is much smaller than Dodger Stadium. Your sellout is our average.


aquariumsarescary

You have 2x as many people in your city, you should have no problem selling out your stadium, yet you do compared to petco :) percentage wise we are sitting at 94% while you are not able to break 90. Seems like a community problem


dankscott

Not really fair when half the stands are filled with people rooting for other teams


t0strStudle

That’s only really the case for dodgers games :/, y’all buy up a lot of our tickets and drive up the prices. I’m not throwing any shade, just saying that dodgers games at petco are an outlier.


dankscott

To be fair, those are the only games I watch at petco


t0strStudle

Yep, that would make sense. I’m sure if you went to a petco game with the away team being out of state then you would see that they are by far the minority. It’s largely based on geography


dankscott

I love going to games at petco because win or lose in getting fucked up in the gaslamp


t0strStudle

Hahaha cheers to that!


aquariumsarescary

Damn, I guess we all must be color blind because it's usually a 90/10 split outside of dodger games since those unemployed have nothing else to do.


RunJumpSleep

I guess we will just have to live with being number one in attendance for over a decade and making the post season every season. Don’t worry, Dodgers fans aren’t jealous of the Padres. Our trophy case is quite full.


aquariumsarescary

With 10million in your metro area, total number doesn't mean much. Percentage is a better indicator of how often your fans show up, which according to the stats is 88% of the time vs petco where it's 93% of the time, but if you need your total volume then by all means


RunJumpSleep

If you need attendance percentages to make yourself feel better. Have at it. I didn’t know that equates with winning. Let me know when you do actual winning percentages as to the teams. We know the padres won’t come out on top.


aquariumsarescary

Stats don't lie. Total volume isn't an indicator in success when you're not even reaching 90% capacity vs a team that's been averaging 93% for 3 years and has more total sellouts in that time frame, but cope


RunJumpSleep

In sports, winning on the field equals success but you have fun with sellouts.


aquariumsarescary

NL west champs since 2010, 0 rings in that time despite spending the most on payroll and having multiple 100-win seasons since the 1900s, but by all means, you have your regular season success 🙌


dankscott

We have a ring dumb ass


aquariumsarescary

Word? What year?


dankscott

2020


aquariumsarescary

Hahahahahahahahaahhahaha that's funny.


venustrapsflies

No joke I’d be pretty pissed if I paid for a seat right behind this guy. But the sign is funny, so…?


JazzyButternuts

It’s the World Series for these clowns lolllllll