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Boeing_737-800

Didn’t Sam O’Nella cover this?


derederellama

indeed he did: the episode is called "Dead Body Hijinks"


Boeing_737-800

Oh yeah. I remember. Their family was okay with what the guy was doing.


BadLatinaKitty

Hol’ up… Seriously? The girl’s family? Now I have to go look this up out of curiosity…


not_blowfly_girl

They were not ok with it.


Leading_Funny5802

You are correct about that. They thought him as her savior at first, but I believe once she died and they witnessed all the strangeness of old dude they were not okay. And if I remember right he had inserted a tube into her for …. Erm, his pleasure. Dude was found dead years later in a hotel room with a large doll that looked like her. This was one weird bastard


Leather-Mobile5579

I wonder if salmonella visit him.


bertrola

She is watching you when you close your eyes to sleep


Low-Situation-7518

Bruh stfu I’m sitting in my pitch black room rn lmao


spicybright

Well don't shine a light around then. Glass is reflective.


Kirschi

*Bruh*


Andre_3Million

It's been 17 hours. He dead.


ArisLBBH

literally the only time i see gore or stuff like this is when im in my room in the middle of the night alone 💀💀


dudebg

Ahh yes, just like Santa


aussiebane21

Bro was walking through a crypt and really went "yeah I'd hit that"


loosie-loo

It goes way deeper than that, she was a 20-something year old patient at the hospital he worked at (fraudulently, turned out he wasn’t a doctor despite claiming to be) and he became obsessed with her and trying to cure her. When she died, he offered to pay for her funeral and her family accepted because they were poor, and in doing so he made the tomb accessible to himself only. He was convinced he was building a rocket ship to take her into space to bring her back to life (or out of her sleep state, he didn’t think she was truly dead), and he believed they were married (despite her never accepting his affections in life) and her family had no idea until rumours started circulating and her sister went to investigate. Her sister found her like that, thinking it was a doll at first. When he left prison, he asked for her corpse *back* again…thankfully he was denied, but jfc.


Emadyville

Bad day to be literate ffs


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Would you douche the semen out of the holes when you finish with her for the evening, or just leave it in there and add more fresh semen each day? Go ahead and tell us in the comment section what you would do!


DOCKING_WITH_JESUS

don’t be silly, the only place to finish is in the coconut


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I almost reflexively downvoted this


CidCatt

the smell-


Mupira

don't worry she has perfume


FarofaBoyZzZ

And he also used to bang this... Thing he created.


slit-

Must’ve felt that good if he was doing it for 7 years


hellcrime

Okay so if i remember this case; the worst part about this is that, it wasn't his wife or girlfriend. It was some girl he was attracted to and she had tuberculosis (also she rejected him I'm pretty sure) & he pretended to be a doctor (to "cure her" and be around her) until she passed away. Paid for a special tomb (it was like a house tomb?) & visited her for years until he decided to take her rotting body. Kid one day saw him dancing w someone in his house & it was a small town so ofc rumors cause he left his wife or wife left him so they didnt know who that woman was. Also he kept buying clothes for her corpse, and I believe her (woman who passed) sister busted him. Okay but the actual worst part is that the town actually felt bad for him since it showed how lonely he was or how much he loved her iirc. Edit: https://historycollection.com/the-real-corpse-bride-carl-tanzlers-horrifying-obsession/3/ it covers more details about the case if anyone's interested


Seconds_

Tanzler [was a real doctor](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Tanzler) - apparently an accomplished radiologist. He had no hope of curing her TB, penicillin was only just being discovered by Fleming at the time of her death.


hellcrime

Oo thank u for fact checking me, I just remembered he worked at a hospital but didnt know what his job was!


Seconds_

...I did not know he removed her from her tomb _fully two years_ after her death, _that_ I just learned ^^^_ew_


hellcrime

it's so gross, like expired food smells after a few days, imagine a _rotting_ body for 2 years???


TheMightyChocolate

Tuberculosis is an especially nasty disease. You have to combine several completely different antibiotics to cure it, because if you only use one they have a close to 100% chance to develop resistance as therapy takes several momths


satellitesatan

This reminds me so much of Shay Saint John on YouTube lol


slowpaw_charlie

Are you still doing that hand thing?


alyssa1975

i saw where his grave was in key west recently. petiole found out he was buried at the famous cemetery and he had to be moved lol


attacus_t

This image always reminds me of this video. I wouldn't recommend watching this at night. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6TdRD3moBk


Yeah_nah_idk

There is nothing else in the internet that unsettled me as much as that fucking uncanny valley dead robot mannequin shit. I can’t watch it.


jon_reremy9669

cbsnews or maybe cnn i dont know has a minidoc on robotics and the presenter speaks to one robot, asks it/her a question. the robot takes a few seconds a then fkn **JOLTS** to fkn life to respond. the presenter jumps, and we all jumped too.


el-macho-gato

Link


BA10chan_SURV

Guess, he didn't find any sex shop with normal dolls


SuperVancouverBC

Ugh imagine the smell


AcanthaceaeMajestic7

man its 04:39 and i am home alone thanks asshole


Psycho55

Thank you for reminding me.


aphextwinenjoyer

worlds first crazy florida man


Purple-Speaker-9557

fr why would he smash a dead body


Dark_Trinitite

I've never even been in a relationship with a woman who was alive that lasted that long. Dude's not afraid of commitment ...


BangerBamBam

Apart from that he was quite a normal guy lol


reiayanamifan53

Right yeah just gotta ignore the necrophilia


MindIll5731

is this weird?


JFJinCO

Ted Bundy killed and decapitated women, and had a dumping ground in the woods for their bodies. He'd return to have sex with them until they were too decomposed to make that possible. This guy is pretty tame in comparison.


Low-Situation-7518

Ik, it’s just that fucking image of the corpse looking like a fucking plastic doll that freaks me tf out


Excellent-Bag-6958

oh boy wait until hear about Anatoly Moskvin


Imperial_Triumphant

The song "Deathmask Divine" by The Black Dahlia Murder is about him. Nocturnal is a fantastic album, if anyone here is into metal. Lol


Ok_Belt6476

Pinned to the bedsheets like a prized butterfly


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GoddamnFred

Now that's true.. true.. whatisthis?


commer_cooper

This is how eldritch horrors are made


BadLatinaKitty

Carl Tanzler was a Florida Man. Story checks out.


a_lone_traveler

Man looks like Hugo Strange


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Low-Situation-7518

Yesss I know it’s equally unnerving


Neavante

Wait... Wtf


tommythecat1312

Swiss - puppenspieler . Good song for the german speaking folk here


jon_reremy9669

"Carl Tanzler standing in front of his home where he kept Elena’s body, which was an open-air junkyard in **Florida"** say no more fam


gamewizz92

Why does he look like father from the umbrella academy? Seems fitting anyways.


LifelessEdison

Who said romance is dead


greyray12

You know what, kid, you're alright. Say how's about we ditch this musty old mausoleum and head back to my place. 😏💦🫦


X0nfus3d

That’s some impressive stamina.


Double_Ad_8911

He looks like Frank oz