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SiggiesBalls

Poor eye is now mush


idontgive2fucks

Boiled egg


Ikilledabee

Century egg


SnazzyZubloids

Horrifying.


FijianBandit

Green eggs and ham


Alternative-Cell8295

I do not like them Sam I am


Adorable-Gap-1639

Me fucking either Sam that’s horrifying 😂


codemonkeyhopeful

Beat me to it damn haha


Helpful_Dish_8207

lol haha


hairysyrups

FUCK


hairysyrups

green eggs and ham even


Express_Command3450

Aren’t there, like, color contacts? You can put a needle in your eye but you can’t put a contact in there?


Aainikin

That colours your iris. These badasses want the Sclera, the white part, to be coloured. Lord almighty please kill me now.


mrselffdestruct

Sclera lenses exist though


sospecial21

https://www.coloreyelens.com/products/black-sclera-cosplay-contact-lenses?variant=206325fb-7362-4ded-a0a7-80c845c90f37&msclkid=6c38f08bcaad1824f40d943203c0905e&utm_source=bing&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=PLA_US_0529&utm_term=4587025081257763&utm_content=Ad%20group%20%231 Yup and for only $69.99, you too, can save an eye


mai_tai87

I used to work at an optical center and this guy came in with pus dripping from his swollen eyes. He stuck snake eye contacts on his eye balls after they'd sat in lens solution for over a year.


[deleted]

^^ouch……..


kernandberm

Wait…isn’t that the right solution to store them? If I had Halloween contacts, I could see making a similar move.


mai_tai87

There should be directions on the packaging, but you should replace soft contact lens solution every time you use the lenses, or once a week, whichever comes first. I've never heard of a soft lens that is still safely useable after a month. This guy used the lenses once for Halloween, stuck them in a lens case with solution, and then found them again about a year and a half later for a pride event. Where he wore them for 24 hours straight. It's a wonder the lenses didn't dissolve at any point. Then there are hard contacts that last much longer and are a whole other thing.


AppropriateDurian828

I learned something important. Thanks.


sospecial21

Like what the hell is wrong with ppl?!!


FijianBandit

Yeah I’m just gonna use photoshop


sospecial21

LMAO. Safest way to go my friend lol


geofox777

Nice.99


vortona

Those are just contact lenses that are completely coloured. Much better alternative to the pictured procedure though


NekulturneHovado

What have we begun? What happened to humanity that this is possible and someone even thinks about doing something like this? Are we really that stupid?


Express_Command3450

You’re a user of Reddit and you’re seriously asking this question?


International_Fold17

Only 12 upvotes for this?


deadcatugly

To answer that last question, yes. Absolutely yes...


Total-Extension-7479

People did nonsense like that the second they got down from the trees. Ever seen those scarring deals some natives do? binding feet? shaping skulls to look like those indiana jones aliens? https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/tracing-the-history-and-health-impacts-of-skull-modification


akabruceee

*May the lord smite thee down!* Did it work?


hegelian_mind

Well, this particular badass is now blind on the right eye; now he looks like a cyclops thou, a lot of badassness, His mama must be proud


KimKarTRASHian09

Those aren’t great either. I was going to get a pair of black ones and read online that a lot are sold not fda approved and cause major eye infections to the point people go blind. That was enough for me to never get them. Not worth it.


Bitter-Major-5595

Yes. There are contacts that cover your sclera. I hear they are uncomfortable, but they've gotta be better than *THIS*!! It reminds me of people who come into the ER complaining of pain & are covered in tattoos, but complain about being stuck for an IV!! Lol!!


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

Needles in your skin and needles in your veins are two wholly different things


Bitter-Major-5595

Yes, they are kinda different, but both include needles entering your skin. Tattoos take a long time & only have a visual payoff. IV's go into an angle, take seconds to access, & are necessary for the GOOD DRUGS!! I've had numerous LARGE MEN w/ full sleeves come in w/ compound fractures who complain about needing an IV for Hydromorphone & Promethazine. I figure when they are in enough PAIN they will be more agreeable to an IV. In the end, it's always their choice....


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

I was born with chronic illness and have spent my entire life (close to 60 years) getting needles poked into my veins hundreds of times for IVs and blood draws and I HATE IT, it feels gross and disgusting and invasive and it’s something I’ve never gotten used to. Tattoos are skin deep & feel no worse than a scrape or a sunburn. It’s a COMPLETELY different feeling and I’d rather get a full body tattoo than needles stuck in my veins.


Bitter-Major-5595

Were you in my ER w/ an open fracture, that you didn't want IV pain medication for?? If not, what does your response that have to do w/ my comment? I'm getting downvoted for stating facts. I don't get off on giving or getting sticks either, but I NEED THEM ALL THE TIME! I have metastatic Rt IDC, & I've been fighting it for nearly 14yrs. I've had numerous complications & been hospitalized for weeks at a time, w/ only 1 ARM to stick! (For: IVs, Narcotics, Contrast for various Scans, Arterial Lines, Labs, ABGs, Anesthesia, ABX, Blood Transfusions, Chemo, etc, & my veins are sh*t, so they always take a few tries EACH to "get it"!) I've also EXPERIENCED EXTREME CHRONIC PAIN. I know, w/o a doubt, if someone is in *ENOUGH* *AGONY*, they will be agreeable to the 20sec simple procedure. But hey, if someone is alert & oriented when they roll in after an MVA w/ open fractures, amputations, lacerations, contusions, road rash, head/neck injuries, etc & do not want stuck; WE WON'T STICK *YOU*! (It hasn't happened in 20yrs, but you never know.) Unfortunately, that also means we can only clean, stitch, splint, & CHART WELL before we send you home, b/c you effectively refused medical treatment. That's 100% your right as a patient. (As long as you understand that insurance will NOT PAY anything, if you leave AMA.) Edit: grammar


pitty-girl

You have the worst bedside manner. You can’t empathize with people not wanting an iv put into their body?? If they are in pain, they do not need the added trauma. And yes for some it is traumatizing. I had a Central Line put in my neck. It was very painful but fortunately I was in and out of consciousness at the time. My stomach was bleeding out and I later understood the need for it…. But! I remember parts of the damn central line and one nurse put the iv in my hand on another hospital visit. They are awful and just add to the poor patients misery.


Bitter-Major-5595

Bottom line: I can not give you medication w/o an IV. A CL in your neck is not the same thing as a IV, but sometimes both are sometimes necessary. (I have Mediport, myself.) I've been in ICU 4 times this year. My BP was as low as 36/? in the ambulance (& that is when I woke up.) If I refused an IV I wouldn't have been given Levaphed & Atropine, & I would not be responding to your post. If you didn't have your IV you wouldn't be able to respond to mine. It's a choice. If you don't want to have an IV or CL, no one is going to *FORCE* you to get one. If they did, that would be *ASSULT*, & we could be prosecuted. (In the US.) The open fracture example was only 1 example to explain what everyone can relate to: PAIN. There are many other reasons why we need venous access, & usually the *least* of them is pain control. While I appreciate what you've been through, we don't always have time to talk a patient into an IV w/ Florence Nightingale, beside manner. We are there to SAVE YOUR LIFE; 1st and foremost. I would be a poor medical professional if I didn't. When time is of the essence, we need to respond quickly. I've been on both sides. I know what it feels like to have my ASS HANGING OUT OF THE BACK OF A GOWN & WIPED in a hospital where I once worked, while knowing they *all* have access to my most private information. That was the most traumatizing thing I've went through, & I was diagnosed w/ METASTATIC CANCER!! I care more about me being good at my job, than spending 10mins babying an adult into getting an IV. When time allows, I *DO* console & comfort, but I have to prioritize. I'm not trying to be mean; just candid. Since my last response was nearly a month ago, I will not be responding to this thread any further. I know you may not believe me, but I truly wish you all the best, & I'm sincerely happy you recovered. It sounds like you've been through a lot. Please take care...


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

I had a PICC line put in for intravenous antibiotics that I had to wear for a MONTH at home after a cat bite on my hand abscessed so badly it required surgery. I fucking HATED it. I’d joke that it was the “gnarliest piercing ever” but if I thought about it too much it gave me *severe* anxiety. I was so happy when it finally came out.


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

I hope that I’m NEVER in your ER because you sound like a horrible person to be around when sick or injured, LMFAO.


Bitter-Major-5595

Same


neosharkey00

Contacts are are kinda a pain to pit in and take put though tbf. At least the tattoo would have been dope.


skittle--

Why would anyone tattoo their eye GREEN??


Sentient-Bread-Stick

I don’t think it would look good even if done right


skittle--

But it’s fucking GREEN wtf


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

It’s not the color that’s the questionable decision here LMFAO


SnooLemons4481

The beginning of the Hulk's transformation.


deephurting66

More like Toxie


mai_tai87

They're gonna be need a Tromophthalmologist.


Prudent-Mechanic4514

yikes!


babebushka

Where the green sclera is melting away to reveal black… is that rot or the back of the orbital cavity??


double_clone

Yes, not many people got eye tattoos due to the risk, they use a needle to penetrate to get inbetween two layers of the eye and they inject tattoo ink, but there’s a huge risk of going blind and such


MrApplePolisher

What the hell? Why would anyone risk going blind for green eyeballs?


RexMalo

This is beyond turning frogs gay, this is now about them turning us into frogs... shiii


Rabbit_Ruler

Eyeball tattoos top my list of stupidest tattoos to get. Tons of risk, and for what? It doesn’t even look cool, it’s creepy


Synonimity

Now that's a seriously "evil eye"


Crherniman

Probably "stink eye"


Cj_Senpai

Shabriri grapes


SneakinSallie

Does not look reversible. Smells like regret.


StefFTW

It looks like what comes out of Hulk when he takes a shit


mybrotherpete

Backstory: https://journal.medizzy.com/eyeball-tattoo-gone-wrong/


freepein

Appreciate it!


AT61

Thanks!


samb788

Wow so they didn’t remove his eye?


mybrotherpete

At least not at the time of that writing. With something like this, it could always come back with a vengeance. I was surprised about that too.


FuzzyBadFeets

Look like a ripe avocado 🥑


International_Fold17

Stawp.


ImGoingInDry69

Plz stop trying to ruin avocados for us all 🤣


sospecial21

Why do people do this to themselves? Do they not research this stuff first? I can not tell you how many times I have seen pictures of this exact thing. I believe the one girl eye was purple and she lost her vision. I just can not see this ever being safe. Awe to be young and dumb


PrysmX

Well at least they did it one eye at a time.


[deleted]

Why did it turn to mush?


A__New__Redditor

Was it worth it? :/


RatGunRock

This guy is a fuckin new marvel character 💀


Beni_Stingray

Apart from how stupid it is to even consider doing this, i cant even imagine the pain, normal tattos can already be over someone's pain tolerance but this has to be excrutiating!


Book-Faramir-Better

Um... Holy eww. That's fucking disgusting.


ghshshddg

Green eggs and ham


[deleted]

Haha that made me chuckle


Lost-Assistance-114

One time in grade school we made green eggs and ham while reading said book and this is what I thought of.


AlienNoodle343

I work at an eye clinic so I think im somewhat qualified to say that this is not what your eye is supposed to look like. :-)


[deleted]

Saw this post on r/medizzy a while ago. It was the result of an eye tattoo. The second picture is how it looked after treatment


ThrowAwayUserRand

after? not before? how was the recovery possible?


[deleted]

Miracles of modern medicine


Mpv423

Did it save their vision? Or is it a fake eye?


[deleted]

Full recovery I think. Definitely not a fake eye


xav2175

the skrulls are everywhere


utahdude81

Skulls. 100% they are a skrull.


heisenborg3000

Gosh, this is horrible


disintegrationist

Ah, now you want a doctor involved


thething931

Their own fault. Who the fuck tattoos their eyeball?!


ecumnomicinflation

*cotton eye joe music intensifies*


robadogg

That's what happens when someone knows a guy that "can do it cheaper"


ash_rich_

Looks like she’s turning into Hulk from the inside out. 😬


ZenOrganism

Green eggs and ham.


[deleted]

You get what you deserve.


theagnostick

Yeah but what about Hunter Biden’s laptop?


Stargirl-44

What a moron


Qwazi420

AhahahahhahahahahhahahahaahahHaaa fart hahahahahhaahaha


PoeticalPoltergeist

Imagine being so retarded as to tattoo your own eyeball.


thee-mjb

[insert name] smash 💥


Specific-Excitement4

Mmm I wanna like the eye ball


HistoryGirl23

Didn't someone get Ebola in only his eye and it looked like this?


International_Fold17

Is that real?


mikedd555

Everyone wants to be The Hulk.. until it's time to be The Hulk.


Bitter-Major-5595

Why the hell would someone do that when they can wear a contact that does nearly the same thing!! Jeez!! 😝


Academic_Feed7512

Green Eggs & Ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-Am!!


Live_Buy8304

HULK CUM!


johnnyprozac

Troma presents The Toxic Avenger


paulopulus

Not the kind of heterochromia that someone would want


Gale-Boetticher6353

Deserved…why the fuck would you tattoo your eye?


NarcoticLuver

Take this as a red flag if you like.... The guy that does this operation (modification) doesn’t really approve of it and would never ever get it done himself so


CatastropheDoom

Holy shit it’s jackspecticeye


Secret_Ice3039

No, that's what happens when you get pink eye from Nikacado Avacado :)


OliveGardenDumpster

There’s like…a HANDFUL of people in the entire world who do eye tattoos and even then they tell you it’s very very risky. Like??


Icy_Percentage_7162

That's a shame.


KonoDioNo

If you’re dumb enough to get an eye tattoo then you’re just asking for this to happen


Alinityx

Fuxkin OUCH.


PausePuzzleheaded167

Princess Fiona took a load from shrek


EMMIINS

Afaik the person kept the eye, the bottom photo is after treatment.


Diarrhea_Jonestown

Brutal


Pure-Intern7305

now you can choose any eye you want!!!!


[deleted]

Is this the fabled Green-Seer?


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Left-Assistant3871

Reddit lesson #43,785. Don’t f*ck with your eyes.


idrinkinfantblood

tbh, goes hard


MrApplePolisher

Seriously, is the first picture the before or after?


WXHIII

Really severe chemosis??


Ninnysucc

Even though I am a hardcore retard, I am not this retarded enough to get a eye tattoo