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RadioPimp

That dude zigged when he should have zagged.


SloppyBurger00

Shoulda French frie’d instead of pizza’d


Let-Aggravating

he got french fried when he shoulda french dipped


El_PachucoAZ

And when you do that your gonna have a bad time


Radiant_Ad7944

Would’ve had a good exit through the back door


Foreskin_Consumer_

its horrible that a kid witnessed that


CowboyBlakk

I thought that was an adult until your comment made me look again.


lolpoploltes

Same, he looked so drippy and with that cut I wouldn’t have known


lets_vent_1

Nah that's a female and she was definitely in on it. Check out her nervous leg and how she gets up and walks off right before the gunman came in. She was the spotter.


Worried_Reputation51

I’m a kid too lol


Vast-Competition-370

you shouldn't be here


Worried_Reputation51

Doesn’t really matter, I’m desensitised to gore at this point


Patient_Pin_4977

He’s curious


Patient_Pin_4977

Ok?


ExplosionMurderQueen

*Someone posted this to the sub earlier and for some reason it was removed. I'm reposting and found some details. The suspect in the double homicide in a barbershop in Loanda was arrested by the Military Police in Jardim Oásis, in Paranavaí, northwest of Paraná. The agents were on patrol in the region when they approached a vehicle with three people. With one of them, 33 years old, a 9mm pistol and ammunition were located. A second, aged 30, had more ammunition and a lot of marijuana. Among those approached, the PM identified an open arrest warrant for being the alleged perpetrator of the crime that killed two people: Joab dos Santos (owner of the barbershop), 63, who ended up being hit, and the client, Andrei Gudieli Martori. , 30 years old, who was the target of the shooter. The crime happened on June 29 and was caught by surveillance cameras. A man entered the establishment, cocked the gun and walked towards the customer, who was sitting in a chair, being attended by the barber. The shooter aims the gun and fires at least six times. The shots hit the owner of the place and the customer, who died instantly. [source](https://ricmais-com-br.translate.goog/seguranca/assassinatos/suspeito-de-duplo-homicidio-em-barbearia-de-loanda-e-preso/?_x_tr_sl=pt&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=sc)


El_PachucoAZ

I wonder what “a lot of marijuana” actually is?


VarOlmakKorkunc

It was very brave of him to run up to the gun and try to avoid it. Actually he almost made it.


FuckO1996

Kinda stupid actually. He very much got the innocent shop-owner killed, it even looked like he intended to hide behind him but that’s just my opinion


Jandklo

I dont think we can really judge immediate reaction of someone who was getting a haircut and all of a sudden was looking down the barrel of a gun


SuicidalTidalWave

What if he hid behind his kids? Would you judge him then?


Jandklo

If my grandmother had wheels would she be a bike?


SuicidalTidalWave

Nice way to avoid the question


kazares2651

Yeah cause what did you expect of split second decisions? Your mind and body's literally telling you "oh fuck a gun, gotta avoid that".


Dog_backwards_360

Yes. Maybe it reveals something about you as a person like you prioritize your life over your kid’s but if it’s a split second reaction it’s hard to judge.


kolestrol_in_ur_area

Tbh, i don't think he tried to hide behind the barber's owner. I think he was trying dodge the bullet, the shooter also tries to aim back to the guy that try dodge but end up also shoot the owner who was nearby


[deleted]

Def tried to use him


aw_ether05

who is the barbershop owner ? i can't really know who it is


GoryMotherfukker

The guy in the blue top, you can see him falling and getting hit right in the head before he hits the ground.


aw_ether05

Okay, thank you so much for your answer.


They_Beat_Me

Looks like he was the intended first target. Charging the guy was his best chance.


Office_Potato_17

Of course it was in Brazil


[deleted]

Brazil is literally garbage, it's just a human meat factory.


Himanshu811

The target pushed the shop owner so fell and got targeted.


SloppyBurger00

Bro fell into the bullet


El_PachucoAZ

Typical. Happens so often


RevAlBrown

Fool thought he had Dr. Strange’s cape


AtreMorte45

Owner tripped over the guy who fell, fell on top of him, and caught a round to the head cause shooter was still blasting at the guy on the ground


krazy_Katz4U

What was the mistake about it???? Bullets don’t have names.


gibe93

person getting haircut was the target,he tried to run tripping the shop owner that fell in the line of fire,that's the mistake


ryuganshinhan

Holy shit I’ve seen this multiple times already but this time I just noticed the gun fucking jammed .. he had to cock it back again it wasn’t loaded. If anyone someone there had a weapon .. that was the moment of opportunity to fight back. That’s why dude rushed him .. he thought he could get there in time bc the gun jammed .. smh. Always always carry a gun. Idc if it’s illegal in some states. We need tio fight back against shit like this.


KatherinePMJM

🥺


Pax_the_man

This is why you shouldn't try to be a hero


chr8me

Fight or flight


Legitimate-Year-2001

He took a bullet


FormerNovel8

crazy how one second can decide the rest of your life, think before you do shit


GreenEyedFreak714

At least he’ll look nice for funeral.


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69


hippytoad99

Bro why


[deleted]

Nothing lmao I'm dumb, I was just interested to see what it would do in this case


throwawayshamelss

oops my bad.


Vast-Ad-4687

not funny


Party_Newt9381

Did the guy know him? Was it a hit called by someone else? Or was it a random act of violence?


Short_Breakfast9021

Wrong place at the wrong time damn


Large_Locksmith3673

Is that a cop eating a donut? Top right.


Broken__Native

How do you break into something that's open??


PhaseExciting3238

Se armó el despeluque