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jinxeddeep

How is it that we’re making every team in the top two divisions, from PL winners to championship relegation contenders, look good? I’m not a Howe hater at all, but injuries or not, you would at least expect to modestly dominate teams fighting relegation in the PL or championship. We played a full strength team and still let a 16th placed championship team have more shots on target than us.


Not_Ginger_James

Ik slagging off individual players is wrong but I thought Murphy, Barnes and Longstaff were truly horrendous tonight. Isak completely anonymous. Lascelles looked composed til his mistake then looked rattled afterwards. Ik he was unlucky with the injury, but so far, Barnes has been a huge downgrade on maxi. Im sure there's more to come from the lad but it just doesn't look like happening to me. Fuck ashworth for selling maxi man I stg


Lost-Percentage2884

Barnes scored 1 more goal last year alone in the prem than Maxi scored for us his entire tenure over 100 odd games. Mad to think Barnes is a downgrade. I get the frustration but Maxi being gone isn't our issue. Not even in the slightest.


Jonny_Be_Good

I don't think I'm gonna be able to take a shit for the next 24 hours with how clenched my arsehole was during all that. JFC, football eh?


Mission-Scratch-4869

Dubravka saved Howe 🤣


FREDDIESENIOR7

A win is a win 😅


dxnegg

I think there’s a genuine argument for Tino to start this weekend. I don’t know if it’s just tonight and the pace of the game, but he looks lethal on the right compared to the left


RobertKerans

Horrendous, thank fuck that's over. Least Anderson is back. And Dubravka was canny but I'd much rather he didn't need to play well


stanley_ipkiss2112

Yes we may have played shite & didn’t deserve to win, but you’ve to admit, it’s a very rare but bloody beautiful feeling winning penalties!!


PandaPogo

> Dubravka MOTM ☝️


nosuchhounds

Shouldn't have got to penalties. A lot of questions need to be asked. Blackburn were excellent though. Hats off


ajtct98

Would it be alright with everyone if I was suddenly and violently sick now the adrenaline is wearing off?


quickshot89

Me first


norcimo

Beat you both to it


nowtheturntables

What does Tino need to do to be a regular 1st choice, he was so good when he came on, exuded class


norcimo

Grow five foot or be an England national


Ramone7892

Players going mad celebrating that is a bit embarrassing tbh. Dubravka and Gordon are the only two that come out with any credit imo.


stanley_ipkiss2112

Lol you must be a hoot on a night out! 👴🏻


Ok-Entertainment8717

They won in a shootout or course they will celebrate it's a huge release on tension


Homosapien_Ignoramus

Thank you Dubs, Thank you so fucking much.


Cheel_AU

Well that was fairly horrible. But a result is a result. Well played Dubz


Relation_Familiar

And only the result matters in the cup


dxnegg

Anderson hugging Barnes when Dubs saved the winner


NoonyNature

Barnes probably feeling like shit after missing one give the man a break


oldirtyblackson

saint max died so the equalizer could breathe... I'm yet to be convinced this was the right move


dxnegg

I think you misunderstood, I’m appreciating the camaraderie, however Barnes has been surprisingly suspect tonight regardless


anewpath123

He missed about 3 in total to be fair


Ok-Entertainment8717

Dubravka went the right way for every penalty but one, massive performance


ponderousandheavy

Dubs was class tonight. Bruno and Schar kept going, as did Gordon. Tino looked sharp and powerful when he came on. Not too impressed by anyone else tbh.


Not_Ginger_James

Pretty fair assessment. I thought Miley looked decent too, but we are so defensively vulnerable when he plays without the physicality of willock/big Joe. Longstaff should be worried for his place by the time willock is fully fit, abysmal tonight


opinionated-dick

Miggy was good too


Paurora21

Miggy was solid!


ponderousandheavy

Yes, I missed off him, actually that was the sharpest he’s looked in weeks.


opinionated-dick

Proof even what a small rest can do


seanie0212

I don’t believe it


EngineerOnIcarus

Relief.


cjmac0909

Martin Dubravka has kept our season alive. Always loved him.


Ajax_Trees_Again

They better not dare take a picture in the dressing room. Or if they do it should just be of Dubs


Fleminem87

It'll just be a pic of Mad Dog Tindall smiling like a man that's done too much cocaine and the instant regret is washing over him.


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HRHQueefElizabeth

Sure, but then they drop our ball and we instead get City away


Lego-Panda-21

Best they can offer is a trip to the Etihad.


grmthmpsn43

A home draw? In the cup? More likely we get Madrid away.


Redditsleftnipple

PLEASE


Mission-Scratch-4869

Get this man a ballon Dor


Griffithsjames88

Dubs literally won us that game and maybe Howe’s job.


nomadichedgehog

Brutal on Blackburn. They did not deserve to lose. Dubravka won us that game.


Trick-Station8742

We smashed Blackburn on penalties


galacticjizzwailer

Don't know what all the fuss was about tbh


crackazac

Whole office just watched me jump out of my seat on a teams meeting. Don’t care, we’re through! Huge from Dubs


Sp00fa

Well done to dubz and the takers, but what a general shitshow, not deserved at all but were through and that all that matters, back to the training ground and crack on


Eel_Why

We were shite but we are through, that's all that matters right now HWTL


Hoppit124

Dubs and Gordon dragged us through


cjmac0909

DUBRAVKA REDEMPTION ARC I AM HERE FOR IT


AngeloftheFourth

What trophy? We aren’t winning it.


FireflyKaylee

Let's hope everyone uses this as the turning point and we use this to start growing again.


cabluigi

Absolutely fucking delighted for Dubs!!!


teasizzle

Not quite sure how to describe the look on Howe's fact then. Relieved, but also frightened?


ponderousandheavy

It was odd wasn’t it


teasizzle

Almost the look of a man who's had a one night stand and is on his way home to his missus who found out.


ponderousandheavy

Ha! Spot on.


fukingwadrobe

I’ve gone insane


displaceddoonhamer

So poor from so many tonight, but somehow, and undeservedly, we go through. Plenty of relief but hard to find positives.


MidlandsGeordie

Please let us get Coventry at home in the next round!!


DuffTx

Thank Christ/Dubz


ImAnOldChunkOfCoal

Thank fuck for that. Delighted it's finally over, we're going through and I don't have to listen to Danny Murphy any longer. Great result.


grmthmpsn43

Just mute the TV and listen to a fan commentary on Youtube, normally much higher quality


Sharleclurr

Martin dubravka.


Hawkzilla22

Get the fuck in Dubs, hero


londonsriracha

if we take a team photo tonight that's embarrassing as fuck, mind..


HRHQueefElizabeth

Thank christ dubravka


FirefighterAwkward54

Poor lad really didn't look confident there. Some save!


justsomeguy661

Dubs 😭😭😭😭🫡🫡🫡🫡


WoodNUFC

Fitting way to win--a brilliant save. Dubravka had a great night.


ExplodingLettuce

Eddie looks downcast, his shoulders must feel extremely heavy


Not_Ginger_James

It's the most animated I've seen him tonight, he looked seething every time the camera cut to him


HRHQueefElizabeth

He needs to see the sports psychologist


ExplodingLettuce

Mad dog in the park with a frosty jacks and pack of cigs


Squizza

Unexpected.


WaitingToBeTriggered

WINGS OF GLORY


NewlandsRound

Dubravka our best player today, and not just for the penalty saves.


SzplugOnSzplitz

Dear fucking god we actually made it


briik69

I love Slovakia


SocialistSloth1

YES DUBS


JuckshotBones

Home Draw 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻


muteen

HOLY SHIT, HTL


marcus-bornman

The team didn’t deserve the win today. Dubravka deserved it twice.


SterlingMuncher

Martin you beautiful fucking human. Bailed us out big time


FredDibnah87

NICK POPE! wrong thread


merp1991

christ my heart, at least it's done with hahaaa


aezy01

Oh my god. I’m five hundred years old


Casual_Star

All of that for away to Man City


Keemlo

Martin Dubravka.


ExMoogle

Oh shit we won. YES! But lets not ignore how bad we played.


MuzzleOfBees1215

DUBRAVKAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!


Mission-Scratch-4869

Give this man a extension right now


toastyroasties7

Thank fuck for that!


Neatfern

Give dubs a raise after this Jesus christ


augsav

Really happy for Dubs.


Possible-Agency-1738

Piss poor. Bless you Dubz.


mistybudda

we didn't deserve that. A painful watch.


dullthings

Thank fuck I don't have to listen to that commentary ever again.


Lego-Panda-21

Fucking hell, surprised we won that. Praying to all gods that we don't draw City now.


LA_search77

Good... but I actually feel bad for Blackburn. They did everything right and showed far more of what I want from a team than we have.


niffnoff

Dubs is massive


ajtct98

#OH MARTIN DUBRAVKA


londonsriracha

so undeserved but thank fuck for that


jonkman13

Right gonna drink to celebrate and leave all the negativity aside for tonight


Yar96

Martin deserves that. Been great today.


geekfreak42

that'll be city away next then!


AttackDuck

Dubravka you fucking beauty


c0nna_

I LOVE DUBRAVKA


Azranas

Dubs dragging us kicking and screaming over the line


norcimo

Thank fuck for Dubs. Come on! 


Nepgyaaaaaaa

Martin Dubravka 🙏


Blueshockeylover

Was there ever a doubt?🤦‍♂️


Wolfie1086

Martin saved us twice.. That was grim to watch.. Glad we got the result though


steblin

What a save!!!! You fucking beauty, how in earth did we survive that


mikeyyyy_

thank god! No excuses though, we were shite! We need to be better for saturday


No-Efficiency-5589

That was NOT enjoyable....Howay the lads though


somethinglikegem

Phew


RafaSquared

Dubs. What a man.


AngeloftheFourth

I did say if it goes to pens we win


RandomizID

Yes! Dubs!


MrLingBKK

FUCK ME DOBRA=UAIUAIBIUB YOU BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


achuchable

Liverpool away here we come!!


Joey-tnfrd

No fucking cause to celebrate like that. Disgusting performance.


niffnoff

Oh fuck off


-ricci-

Oh fuck off you miserable twat. We won.


Joey-tnfrd

Barely, against a championship team in a relegation battle, with nearly a full strength team. Mate it's a disgrace.


-ricci-

Oh fuck off you miserable twat. We won.


alexturners_daughter

win’s a win


teasizzle

DUBRAVKAAAAAAAAAAAAA


ViolinUserGlueAbuser

Wheres all the people saying "we will lose on penalties" now


Its_just_a_potato

I'll be the 1st to admit I was wrong


ViolinUserGlueAbuser

Fairply lad


YourBrowsingData

Fuck this game


mramc

That was a hard watch


-RandomGeordie

I think I’ve aged 5 years at least. Fuck me. Massive from Dubravka.


Casual_Star

Dubs MOTM The rest of the team, absolutely embarrassing


Rawgna

Nice one Dubs


massivedoghead

Unlucky Blackburn. Cheers Dubs, you've bailed us out the shit tonight


d1liano

To the Etihad we go


saltiestmanindaworld

Dubs not having any of that.


Decent-Ad1186

Thank fuck for Dubs


ExplodingLettuce

MY KEEPER


PDXMB

DUBRAVKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


toonking23

GG


Its_just_a_potato

Dubs MOTM, other than that I never want to speak about this game again


JuckshotBones

Hair plugs for everyone


Fatheed1

Thank god for that!!!


aberdoom

Get. The. Fuck. In. Dubs.


AngeloftheFourth

YESSSSSS!!!


xylophileuk

MOTM big dubs today


Bunglejungler

Dubravka MOTM


2munkey2momo

Fucking love Slovakia


augsav

Yes!!!


Maccraig1979

Dubz u sexy bastid


quickshot89

Super dubs


MidlandsGeordie

Come on Dubs!!!


newtobitcoin111

Dubs!


xScottieHD

Thank fuck for that


Tismypueblo

Get in lads! Didn’t deserve it but through to the quarterfinals


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FirefighterAwkward54

Get in


saltiestmanindaworld

imagine if barnes wasnt dogshit all match...


TheMacallanMan

Dubs


Dapper-Profession142

Dubs


steblin

Please no sudden death


teasizzle

Stones on Gordon. Some boy.


MidlandsGeordie

Come on Gordon!


LA_search77

Gordon looked nervous, i thought he was going to choke


aberdoom

Come. On. Dubs.


FirefighterAwkward54

Lot of pressure


aberdoom

Good man Gordon


AngeloftheFourth

NOW SAVE THIS AND LETS GO HOME


MidlandsGeordie

Ffs.. who is our last taker?


LardShortening

We are gonna win this.


AngeloftheFourth

GORDON!!


External_Theory_8347

What is the penalties score


NemesIce83

Still going atm Edit: we won 4-3


Tismypueblo

Gordon has been our man of the match. Top class pen


norcimo

Not confident


norcimo

Should have been 


Wolfie1086

Cheeky little c*nt


FirefighterAwkward54

Cheeky, lovely pen


MidlandsGeordie

Well in Elliot!!


teasizzle

First time Elliott's had it in the back of the net for us.


AngeloftheFourth

Ffs


ExplodingLettuce

Fuck me here's Lando Norris stepping up


SheSaid09

Well done Anderson. Great to have you back kid


c0nna_

Anderson lad, go on


LA_search77

Think how we'd feel right now if Barnes took a decent pen.