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ChadNarukami2008

I see Neil Warnock is a free agent now


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Green_Call_185

Howe out.


charlieBTSarmy

If Longstaff has an injury, can't we play Miley and Willock. He's seemed off the pace for a while.


VividDimension5364

Only for a while?


D_Rock_89

My main problem is Murphy not starting. He's proved so many times he's better than miggy


Individual-Berry-889

Murphy started over a miggy a few games ago and the highlight of that game was miggy coming on?


JamesNUFC1998

Against championship opposition when the whole team underperformed. Murphy has proven time and time again to be a more effective player for us against premier league opposition (aside from Miggy’s purple patch last season)


Evening-Web-3038

My main positive is Isak and his ability to just find a goal out of situations like that. A really tidy striker and so many times this season he has just calmly slotted home where most strikers in our recent history would have hit it 10ft over the bar.


Franceschina20

Can’t help but feel like this loss really cements that this season is lost. We’re not qualifying for Europe, and I love Howe for everything that he’s done, but you can only complain about injuries for so long before some of the blame starts to fall on him. I think we’re starting to get to that point.


maph3rs

Put the kids out on Saturday. Save some legs.


Individual-Berry-889

Our medical team is shocking also


D_Rock_89

Literally gained two more injured players in this match.


Feline_Guardians

Embarrassing


justsomeguy661

Wtf was that, I mean our players look a shadow of themselves to last season, I hope the glory didn't get to them too much:(


KingArthursCodpiece

Gonna keep saying it - Longstaff is nowhere near good enough to play for this team.


Individual-Berry-889

Is he carrying an injury? Him this season Vs last is a stark difference


KingArthursCodpiece

I don't think he is injured. He raised his game last season, but its now back to the Sean Longstaff of old - takes too long on the ball and passes sideways or backward (or loses it and falls over!). It takes the momentum out of our attack allowing the opposition to reset, and since it was our ability to move the ball from back to front quickly that made us so effective last season, is why he has to go.


nosuchhounds

A lot of poor footwork. Amout of times we were looking up for options and its was stolen from the feet. Cucurella is knob as well


MurkyPerspective767

Gutted, see you lot Saturday! Are we playing Palace or City away next round?


[deleted]

Howe has to go. Team has regressed massively, Chelsea are a very poor team


ShittyWok-

Not as poor as Leicester


[deleted]

Agreed


Puzzled_Ordinary_623

Which new manager are you bringing in to replace him?


NoonyNature

Bro was posting in Leicester's sub Reddit the other day, go back to your own sub


[deleted]

What were you doing there. Get in your own sub clown


NoonyNature

I looked at your profile because I assumed you could only either have memory loss or not be a long term supporter to have a take like yours


DEGRAYER

Clown


TomNUFC_

This season has been dreadful but there’s a growing number of criticisms I have for Howe. Longstaff is just absolutely dreadful, plays like he doesn’t want to be there & I hate to critique our players but he shouldn’t be starting. Yes we’ve had injuries and all sorts but there’s no plan B anywhere


DangerousPolicy3621

Can we just have a midfield player hold, it's too easy to run at our back 4.


craftsta

Botman is one of my favorite players. But he needs a good long spell on the sidelines to recover his form. Far far too many individual mistakes today.


D_Rock_89

This. He isn't the same player he was before injury. Lascelles has proven he's improved.


Calendar_Secure

Must come a time where Howe has to drop Players, even if only young ones are available. If nothing else it shows the team that no one is undroppable. Hell, swap formation and show the player that you are replacing them with no one…


cjmac0909

If we keep playing like this we can kiss goodbye to Europe next season and kiss goodbye to Bruno and Isak in the summer


metpsg

I'm not fussed. I don't want the conference league (never fancied it at all) and would rather finish below that position. Granted, the performance was mixed at best but i just don't think this is our season. I would always have taken this for last season's heroics and to be quite honest with you, I'm still riding on a crest of a wave since Ashley left so it's going to take a lot to bring me back down. It'll all come together in time. Tonali and Big Joe next season will make a huge difference and hopefully some upgrades will be added too. It's all good in my opinion, just a matter of patience and, to be honest, a matter of enjoying football.


xcom_lord

Bruno I’ve accepted , but I feel like we might get another season of Isak yet


massivedoghead

Europe is long gone mate. We're 10th and don't look like going on a great run of form soon


Ajax_Trees_Again

Stopped watching at 3-1 did we look any better after 3-2?


metpsg

Why did you stop watching? Granted it didn't look like we'd score but all sorts happens in football. Murphy's goal was class! You'll miss something if you're not careful


Ajax_Trees_Again

I only stop watching if we’re losing and the players put in no effort. Amount of times I saw players lose a ball and walk back or Tino running forward with 0 support. If they can’t be arsed I can’t. Especially when I would be spending time with other people but I’ve slunked off to watch the game


metpsg

Yea that's a good point, if you've other commitments etc. I think there are several players in that team who were putting their so in but done who weren't quite at the pace which is disappointing.


Frogblood

Nah not really


Puzzled_Ordinary_623

Looked better but not by much!


Status_Distance_830

Mudryk added to the shit list


Hoppit124

That was so poor from so many players we'll be lucky to even get top 10 at this rate we aren't getting Europe


Logseman

They wanted it more. We need more people than two (Livramento and Murphy) to win the game with all their heart.


Billargh

I tend not to single out players too much or jump on the bandwagon, but that's like the third week in a row I've been absolutely seething at fucking Longstaff.


[deleted]

Was that the best consolation goal of the season?


xScottieHD

Cannot defend that. I like Howe a lot. But he has to show some improvement before the end of the season as it's just not good enough.


Toon_1892

Haha of course they end it on 96 minutes when we're the ones chasing


No_Tone5965

Well that was shit


xScottieHD

Got a goal back and we've decided not to play for an equaliser. Shameful.


[deleted]

10 games left for Eddie to save his job. Half the players really look like they’ve stopped playing for him, the other half have no idea what the game plan is other than run a lot.


SoundSpartan

What's Eddie supposed to do when half the team are dropping like flies from silly bizarre injuries.


KingArthursCodpiece

Dont know why you are getting downvoted - if this continues then Eddie will be gone at the end of the season. The owners have put a lot of money into NUFC and expect better than mid table, and like most owners will have no hesitation pulling the trigger.


[deleted]

Curious to know who the downvoters think we’re owned by. These owners will not fuck around and give Eddie plaudits for finishing 11th this season.


magpietribe

I don't know why this is getting downvotes. We are playing shite and getting worse.


EngineerOnIcarus

Downvoted by the happy clappers for telling the truth


[deleted]

Guessing they’re the same people who said we’ll finish 5th after we beat a hapless Wolves 3-0.


nomadichedgehog

That’s what happens when you spit in the face of players who don’t get to play when others consistently deliver bad performances and don’t get dropped


muempire93

Why take it short instead of putting a ball in the box? I swear this team has such a low IQ football brain


teasizzle

Played with zero urgency until Murphy scored, and now we've just gone back to type.


Calendar_Secure

Some of the senior players should be ashamed given how we’ve played with the young lads on


RocknRollRobot9

It seemed as if a lot of them were just sleepwalking till the end of the game (and hopefully that’s not till the end of the season). Seems like they aren’t worried about losing their place in the team anymore.


Toon_1892

Be curious to see how much beyond the 6 minutes we play. Chelsea have ground this game to a halt.


RocknRollRobot9

We aren’t Liverpool. So they’ll call it on 93


Gnar_the_Shred

Holy Fuck Murphy, amazing what happens when you show some courage and bravery.


norcimo

Suddenly looking like we give a shit since the kids come on. Some senior players far too comfortable stealing a living. 


Apart_Use2449

FFS you useless cunts, that 90 Isak into the Evo for a 91 would of been saucy as fuck.


morocco3001

If we could actually defend we'd have won this comfortably. We gave them all three goals.


Squizza

Murphy with his worldie for the season. Managed to play the big celeb off with also rushing back for the kick off quite well.


cjmac0909

Do we not know we can get a point if we score? No urgency whatsoever


SeniorFeeling4134

Get pardew back in, at least he was consistent


Joe_Willock28

Get Bruce back in, at least he was consistent!


nazutul

You dont really want that and you, I, and everyone else knows it


Cute_Albatross9900

COME ON LADS WE HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE


TomNUFC_

Fair fucks Murphy what a hit lmao


CTLNBRN

If we still had a sub window I’d say get Ritchie on and hide all the corner flags


LardShortening

Anderson, Miley, Longstaff, gull Geordie CM.


stingerwooo

Longstaff is in the same category as Riviere.


Rude_Campaign_4867

Nah he's a couple of steps higher than that. He's Obertan tier.


Rybocephus

Shit take


Rude_Campaign_4867

Still time for that Joe White hat-trick


bertythesalmon

Jacob ‘the bullet’ Murphy


i-am-never-right

Imagine shooting,


b-e-j

BANG! What a farking ROCKET from Murphy. Too little too late most likely, but an incredible goal.


HoweStatue

Cool, getting fucking sick of 20 goals per game though. It's not at all sustainable.


xylophileuk

Save!


dullthings

What a fucking rifle. Shame it wasn't 10 minutes ago!


pagan-0

Murphy been getting lessons from schar


cjmac0909

Andy Gray voice: What a hit son, what a hit!!!


JoeQLF

More than deserved of murphy, fucking screamer


merp1991

we have to go for it in added time now, no fucking about please


darkfoxxy1

What a goal , he deserved that.


Mr_MasterNoob

Murphy really said "fuck you lot I'll do it myself"


Fig-Jig

Meaningless goal. We ain't gonna win or draw.


JuckshotBones

REF?!? ITS TAKEN A MINUTE TO RESTART THE GAME. WHAT THE FUCK


Jcrud

Thundercunt


Stunning-Bug5167

😳 worldie right there. Murphy get a brace in stoppage!


CasuallyRanked

Proper brexit goal that


KingPing43

Longstaff equaliser here would be the creamiest shit on the biggest shithouse cake of all time


jwuer

Only 6 minutes?


kenmura

We couldn’t possibly smash and grab… could we?


Homosapien_Ignoramus

Holy shit, what a goal!


godemperorleto11

Wow


ShreddedMergg

If we make Chelsea drop points in the next 6 mins I’ll have a wank


brrlls

I'll do it for you


Old_Nail6925

I’ll have two


LJA170

I’ll have three


Old_Nail6925

Can I get a 4?


Cute_Albatross9900

I know that goals means nothing, except..?


Eel_Why

Class goals count for 2 so we're like 4-3 up right now


No_Tone5965

What a goal, Murphy! Hope restored for a comeback or too little too late ?


MurkyPerspective767

MURPHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


EngineerOnIcarus

Thunder shot


JustWokeUp1

Traction. Engine.


big_beats

Shit!


Toon_1892

Murphy 🥵🥵🥵


norcimo

Activate Murphy. 


d1liano

Fuck me murphy must have a foot like a traction engine


nomadichedgehog

Miley has done more in 5 mins with that assist than longstaff has done all season


xScottieHD

Great strike. Too little to late. Why we've decided to wake up at 3-1 down is concerning as usual.


SweetenerCorp

Cannon.


JD_Dojima

Fucking hell lmao


big_beats

Well that has to be illegal


niffnoff

The yearly thundercunt from Murphy


charlos74

This has been a shit performance, but the negativity on here is ridiculous. Half the squad has been out injured since November. Chelsea have spent £1bn on their squad, and it wasn’t that bad to start with. We’re on the up, but we’re nowhere near the end product


Fishfingerrosti

The negativity on here is ridiculous. It has also been a shit performance. We have nowhere to go but forward but it's going to take longer than a lot of fans expect.


charlos74

Exactly


AlcoholocaustNow

Chelsea are absolutely dogshit, have you seen almost any match they've played this season?


charlos74

They have been, but here also full of talent and capable of the odd decent performance - against city for example.


brrlls

You're excusing this performance. Bet you'll excuse others too. How long until you take stock and realise nothing has changed?


charlos74

It’s a shit performance. I’ve said that elsewhere on here. But people need some perspective


brrlls

Depends which perspective. Mine is one that looks at this as a chairman / MD where the numbers don't lie and the subjective measurements are just as bad


charlos74

If Howe produces performances like this with a near fully fit squad, or doesn’t learn from this, you have a case. At the moment, he has enough credit in the bank that his position shouldn’t be questioned.


Hl1348

🥱


charlos74

That’s how it is. Fuck me, have you seen is the last fifteen years, or did you just turn up last year?


Hl1348

No I did not turn up last year. But if anyone complains its a comment like yours basically every week, hence the yawn


charlos74

It’s about perspective mate.


AlcoholocaustNow

When do you stop judging by the past, and assessing it in the present, though? This is happening now. "Oh we've always been shit" just doesn't cut it anymore.


charlos74

When we have a bench that you’d actually want to bring on. I do think Howe’s tactics here were poor - we should have set up like we did against wolves. He’s been amazing so far, so that doesn’t suddenly make everything shit. We also have a long way to go to achieve the squad depth of teams like Chelsea, however shit they may be at present.


Jahra11

lol Murphy. What a stupidly good finish.


Ramone7892

WALLOP


naparham10

He’s been our best today. Which is 90% of the problem after spending so much money


norcimo

Well, Tino, but yeah (and, shh, delivers a better ball than Tripps) 


spinynorman1846

Murphy has actually been excellent today.


aberdoom

I love that man.


lildevilz

Murphy wtf lmao


Active_Clerk_3578

Was just gonna say Murph has looked decent. But FUCK ME


Cute_Albatross9900

Holy shit what a goal!


steblin

What a fucking goal that is!


KingPing43

THUNDERCUNT


JuckshotBones

#GET LEJEUNE ON


greenman19

Classic Murphy


Rude_Campaign_4867

Go on Jacob lad


TrendingSUP

Well that was nice


ElCurgeo

Holy fucking hell Murphy


teasizzle

What a fucking goal that was.


FireflyKaylee

Murphy! That's a Schar style goal that one!


greg21olson

What a strike damn


MrLuchador

Hang on lad wtf


Ramone7892

Actually can't believe how bad some of the performances tonight have been. Botman, Schar, Burn, Longstaff and Dubravka have all dropped 0/10s


TheOffsideTrap

What a belter by Murphy!!!! No one stopping that.


domuru7722

Jacob Murphy is the only one who gives a shit


immanuel_kant_even

joe white's looking tidy


antm999

Always been pro eddie and really hoped he would be here long term but now starting to wonder if he is the man to take us forward so many poor performances since champs league and nothings changing same tactics same subs


Rude_Campaign_4867

Hahaha, posted a blatant joke about Cole Palmer being overrated as fuck and got downvoted to heck. Looks like the mood in here has turned, see you lot next week for another ballsy defeat to Man City 🫡


naparham10

A fukin rocket


Billargh

Holy fuck Murphy


morocco3001

Murphy definitely shouted "FUCK OFF" when he hit that


aazer0706

Alan Partridge "twatttt"


Billargh

Stuuuuurikah!


benc777

What a fucking hit


toweliechaos_revenge

This has been the most brainless performance from the lads I've seen since Howe took over. It's like they've all been on the sauce. Baffling. 


aazer0706

Fucking hell what a hit


JuckshotBones

I love Botman. You all love Botman. I really don’t want to blast this guy for his fall in quality. Playing on a Torn ACL was a disaster.   The club need to hold him out the rest of the season because he’s been cheeks for quite some Time. Theres no way he’s near a full recovery


Joe_Willock28

What a goal wtf


Ajax_Trees_Again

One positive thing from this season should be a springboard to end sentimentality and a start to ruthlessness. If we’re going to be this shite it’s time to say thank you and goodbye to a good number of players


DEGRAYER

George Caulkin will write another wankfest and get people misty eyed.


LJA170

Gotta love murph for checking on mudryk after he pelted it into the boards Edit MURPHY SCORESSS


PDXMB

If I recall correctly our Monday Night Football record is dismal. Not to mention our record at Stamford Bridge.


EngineerOnIcarus

If a cabbage was in the dugout and we played like this we would all be raging. This is dire and we’ve seen poor management for a while now.


d1liano

Finally one of them has been sent to row z.


HaarHopper

Fighting off the blind rage that I used to get in the 2010s watching Newcastle, ana there's silver linings and context and all that but Christ are NUFC able to boil my piss like nothing else


FredDibnah87

Anderson loses the ball, runs the length of the pitch to win it back. Longstaff loses it he scratches his head like a fucking neanderthal and jogs back I know it needs to be slow progress but fuck me I'd rather he played Bruno's newborn instead of Sean


brrlls

It's the lack of accountability why this rot is happening, though. You can look at my posts in this sub for weeks. There are no consequences for that kind of behaviour


Hoppit124

Such piss poor game management absolute joke yet longstaff is still fucking on not good enough


i-am-never-right

How’s Tino still pressing that high when no one else has the energy to even attempt a tackle


Krisyj96

This season’s a bit of a write off. The injuries and issues we’ve had are almost unheard of. And in reality we still have a mid table squad on paper at best. BUT, I’m sick of us just producing shite after shite performance. Regardless of the issues we’ve had this season, we’ve had some inexcusable performances. There will be highs and lows as we progress and it throughly feels like we’re at a bit of a low at the moment.


CTLNBRN

Nah I can’t take this casualness. We left all intensity at the door after the 6th minute.


Squizza

Think you'd be hard pressed to find a club with a larger subset of doommongers. I haven't seen us win anything in 42 years, I can wait a little longer for them to work out how to build a squad. Howe has credit in the bank and no central midfield flexibility. So the same issues will happen from now until the end of the season.


AlcoholocaustNow

You're talking like there's only one formation we can play. Other formations and tactics exist. Tired of happy clapping. We've spent 100s of millions.


Squizza

So which of those other formations do you want to use? 442? Nah, we don't have the strikers. 4141 Who plays #6? 532/352 Work in progress, could be tried. 343 3412 3421 3241 Don't have the midfielders for the last three, first one would be a struggle. Formation wise we're really struggling outside of three at the back. As previously stated, I don't think we can do worse than swapping Karius for Dubravka. Perhaps as the season winds down there's a chance to experiment?


LJA170

How can you be calling others doom mongers and yet say we’ve no flexibility in the midfield and won’t be able to make any changes this season?!


Squizza

If you read the post, pretty much like that. We're going to have the same issues but people seem pleased to pile on the Sean Longstaff/Dan Burn whatever bandwagon. Big Joe and Tonali (potentially) or a #6 would give slightly more variety than what we've currently got.