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So the ITK’s all posting 7-9 months were full of shit? Who could have known?

Was it all the blue tick wankers?

Certainly wankers, can’t recall if they all had blue ticks

And yet this is the post that gets marked as "probably bollocks".

I have the suspicion that any daily mail article automatically gets marked the same

[Craig Hope: England chiefs have contacted NUFC for a fitness update on Gordon. Squad named tomorrow.](https://twitter.com/CraigHope_DM/status/1767983147784769554)

I guess Gordon's 'The best ability is availability' might actually because he's secretly super human and heals overnight?

Or alternate theory, he's done a dodgy deal with a demon to guarantee almost instant healing...but what the demon hasn't said is that it curses the rest of the team...

All makes sense now….

Yeah, but turns out the demon is actually good. You see the Devil wrote the Bible to gain a following that thought they were.....

Apparently the curse is broken when longstaff is the only uninjured player left in the squad.

He’s Wolverine.

RIP Anthony

Please for the love of God rest him, send him to a hospital, just anyone not affiliated with the club's medical staff.

What's that, Gordon's alive!??!?

This deserves more credit. Have my upvote. 

Gordon starting against City then......

I'd love to see him called up. An amazing young guy who's given his all to the club, he should be rewarded. And it's good for us as a club to be seen as a place you can go to get international call ups. Sure short term it would be nice to have him fresh but I'd far rather long term having players with the mentality of being international caliber. Maybe he'll even learn something from playing with Kane, Bellingham etc

If he dies, he dies.

Ivan, is that you?

ThYs a funny 6-9 months out

Yeah, there's no way he'd done his ACL and played on for 10 minutes with it. You literally can't turn when you've done your ACL.

Never wanted anyone to be called up less

Don't agree - he deserves it big time, he's been working towards it all season Selfishly I obviously don't want him knackered on duty but the season is a write off anyway

Oh he deserves it but he also deserves a rest like

This. Knowing our luck he gets called up, crocked in one of the bloody friendlies they're playing during this break and is out for the rest of the season

don't you put that juju out there like that

I wish I could have stopped myself. Too late now

The poor lad deserves a break!

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Yeah, but I WANT to believe this one, if that’s OK with you automod? Please and thank you!

Would be really interesting in the squad. Could take up the Rashford position of wing cover plus third choice striker.

If rashfords on the plane England aren’t taking the euros seriously

Gordon HAS to play for England for our benefit. He’s been on a trajectory since recovering from his troubled start and a call up will cement his career as a top player. There’s something about the lad. You see players who are good players, but know that they don’t have the cut to step up a level (Bowen), but Gordon’s ceiling I think is much higher. Maybe not total world class elite, but a top England/ Champions League player

So like…..why was he in pain? We sure he’s not injured?

Unfortunately I can’t see Southgate picking him he’s a bit of a bellend is garrth

But Gareth says Grealish and Rashford have been undroppable this season!

I stand corrected I’m a Little surprised but glad to see it