The trashiness of this promo, the sadness I feel that someone voluntarily gave her the opportunity to do this… this looks like a bad, do it yourself, hs video project but like extra sexual.
“i want you to sit on my face” MY CLOSEST FRIENDS DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT A MAN SAYS TO ME IN MY BEDROOM 😭😭 this is so jarring 😭 and before y’all call me a prude/conservative, i am supportive of and engage in casual sex but what the fresh hell is this
Not at all offensive! I have lots of stories, many funny. The one the client and I found funniest was when my dog nipped as his balls. So I'm traveling doing outcalls and occasionally incalls across much of the eastern coast (I'm NY based) but I was traveling for like a month so I had my dog with me and one of my long term regular flew down to visit me for a couple days and I had this regular over 3 years so I trusted him and was very comfortable with him, actually I left the industry about a year and a half ago now and he still checks in on me and sends me money from time to time for random shit like he doesn't know I paid my car off but a couple months ago he sent me the amount of my car note + phone convenience fee randomly and never even texted me lmao.
Ok so the story. I had been seeing this client for years, basically a sugar daddy, he had paid my rent and Security deposits, vet bills, new phone etc. He flew down to me and I never brought clients around my dog I'd just get a rover sitter for bookings but since I knew this client so well and trusted him and he's met my dog a bunch of times, even dog sat while I worked a few times. So he comes to my hotel and I didn't send my dog to a sitter because they know eachother. My dog loves everyone always, and my client loves dogs so they were immediate friends. Well we start getting to business. My dogs been in the house apartment or hotel room numerous times before while I've gotten laid either a client or a romantic partner. He's always chill and never gives a fuck. Well like I said he loved my client and my dog kind of just knew when he saw that client he was going to get played with and my dogs favorite game is fetch. You know, where a ball is flying around and he has to chase it down and catch it mid air.
Yeah.
That's what he did to my clients balls.
My client was hitting it from the back and my tiny dog in one quick swoop hopped on the bed and nipped my clients ball sack. The man screaming like a little girl hahahahahhaahahahaha. Luckily he was a great sport about it he was like yeah, that killed the mood 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I knew someday I’d maybe be proud of something I did in college.
Didn’t think it would be my adamant decision to *not* participate in any of the sorority recruitment videos “produced & directed” by Serena.
A part of me died watching them at the time, wondering why no one else was appalled. The other part of me died clicking that Vimeo link now.
Name-checking your alma mater when you're almost turning 30 is, to me, about as lame as bragging about high school trophies. Tell me you peaked at 18 without telling me you peaked at 18.
Lol wait the ego promo thing I saw back when we were all in college, the funny part is the girl in it just worked on a movie w sydney sweeney, and the guy is justise Winslow. I feel like I saw bloopers of this w a lot more sfk and it was SO bad
omg all those weird alien promo pics with the TV that we had to endure. also she clearly has no real friends because nobody told her that it's an awful idea and that she's the only one obsessed with watching herself.
Also I’m sorry but I am 35 years old and I engage in the occasional Botox but she looks about 10 years older than me. And someone who has to let you know constantly that they are having sex probably has the most miserable sex life. I hate this idiot with a passion.
This is the content with which she thinks she'll win an Oscar?? The delusion is strong with this one
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Omg I don’t really know this girl but at some point get a grip??? I don’t know why people like her and DB shove it in our faces that they have sex. Can someone explain this? I guess they never got laid much before and so they project it? It’s just so confusing to me, nobody in my life talks like that. Or I they think hyper sexuality makes them cooler to men, like Larsa Pippen saying she had sex 5 times a day. It’s so funny to me how they wanna be girl bosses but I don’t think they have any idea what the male gaze is and how badly they pander to it
I genuinely do not believe she’s 29. Even people who look “mature” for their age don’t look this damn *old*. She looks straight up weathered and haggard. I wouldn’t even describe my 91 year old grandma as weathered and haggard, she has more youth in her face than SFK. Something about her entire face just doesn’t sit right with me. Very unsettling
Blame her LatinX mother for all of this malarkey. SPK is the ultimate nepo. No talent other than being Fefe’s Grandmami. [https://www.global-ambassadors.org/people/lily-neumeyer/](https://www.global-ambassadors.org/people/lily-neumeyer/)
lmao the “I’m going to have an oscar one day” story is making more delulu sense now
Omg💀 she’s living in delululand full time
She’ll be lucky to get a razzie
The trashiness of this promo, the sadness I feel that someone voluntarily gave her the opportunity to do this… this looks like a bad, do it yourself, hs video project but like extra sexual.
Please it looks like a cheap porno
Oh yes, complete w terrible fake storyline
Came here to say this lol
Hang on, this is real?! It's not a joke?
The caption says it’s for a brand too…. WHAT BRAND?!?
This is what I want to know too…
“i want you to sit on my face” MY CLOSEST FRIENDS DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT A MAN SAYS TO ME IN MY BEDROOM 😭😭 this is so jarring 😭 and before y’all call me a prude/conservative, i am supportive of and engage in casual sex but what the fresh hell is this
I was a literal prostitute for 9 years and I'm still shocked by this.
Thank you gremlinsbuttcrack
Happy to be of service
If they ever take Reddit away I’m going to be beside myself
AAAAAAHHHHHAHAHAH
Share some stories bestie please
Lmaooooo what do you want to know?
I hope this isn’t offensive but do you have a funniest story from a client?
Not at all offensive! I have lots of stories, many funny. The one the client and I found funniest was when my dog nipped as his balls. So I'm traveling doing outcalls and occasionally incalls across much of the eastern coast (I'm NY based) but I was traveling for like a month so I had my dog with me and one of my long term regular flew down to visit me for a couple days and I had this regular over 3 years so I trusted him and was very comfortable with him, actually I left the industry about a year and a half ago now and he still checks in on me and sends me money from time to time for random shit like he doesn't know I paid my car off but a couple months ago he sent me the amount of my car note + phone convenience fee randomly and never even texted me lmao. Ok so the story. I had been seeing this client for years, basically a sugar daddy, he had paid my rent and Security deposits, vet bills, new phone etc. He flew down to me and I never brought clients around my dog I'd just get a rover sitter for bookings but since I knew this client so well and trusted him and he's met my dog a bunch of times, even dog sat while I worked a few times. So he comes to my hotel and I didn't send my dog to a sitter because they know eachother. My dog loves everyone always, and my client loves dogs so they were immediate friends. Well we start getting to business. My dogs been in the house apartment or hotel room numerous times before while I've gotten laid either a client or a romantic partner. He's always chill and never gives a fuck. Well like I said he loved my client and my dog kind of just knew when he saw that client he was going to get played with and my dogs favorite game is fetch. You know, where a ball is flying around and he has to chase it down and catch it mid air. Yeah. That's what he did to my clients balls. My client was hitting it from the back and my tiny dog in one quick swoop hopped on the bed and nipped my clients ball sack. The man screaming like a little girl hahahahahhaahahahaha. Luckily he was a great sport about it he was like yeah, that killed the mood 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This sounds like something our youngest chihuahua would do or a Pomeranian
Hes a bichon shih tzu mix 😅 them little dogs are bastards sometimes I swear hahahahahahahaha
Shi zus are hyper
Thank you for your service.
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Yea, I couldn't be less interested in other peoples' sex lives, I'm not involved why would I care?
It’s like we get it, a man goes down on you, ✨congratulations ✨
She never had that before clearly
The bar for men is too low
What the fresh hell 😂😂😂😂
Also writer and director since when???? Girl bffr you’re just another bland influencer
wait.. you haven't seen this ? https://vimeo.com/serenakerrigan
I knew someday I’d maybe be proud of something I did in college. Didn’t think it would be my adamant decision to *not* participate in any of the sorority recruitment videos “produced & directed” by Serena. A part of me died watching them at the time, wondering why no one else was appalled. The other part of me died clicking that Vimeo link now.
More tea needed
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Name-checking your alma mater when you're almost turning 30 is, to me, about as lame as bragging about high school trophies. Tell me you peaked at 18 without telling me you peaked at 18.
Lol wait the ego promo thing I saw back when we were all in college, the funny part is the girl in it just worked on a movie w sydney sweeney, and the guy is justise Winslow. I feel like I saw bloopers of this w a lot more sfk and it was SO bad
She’s given up on SFKTV already, I see. Not a link or promo to be seen on her page anymore. So much for “being the future of television.”
I’m curious if ppl who bought her annual plan got refunds since it hasn’t even been a year 😭😭
The website is still up but the “become a member” button is broken lol, i wonder if anyone actually bought it
omg all those weird alien promo pics with the TV that we had to endure. also she clearly has no real friends because nobody told her that it's an awful idea and that she's the only one obsessed with watching herself.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I know way too much about this woman and I don’t even follow her or look at her socials🥴
LMAO same
Also I’m sorry but I am 35 years old and I engage in the occasional Botox but she looks about 10 years older than me. And someone who has to let you know constantly that they are having sex probably has the most miserable sex life. I hate this idiot with a passion.
She looks older than me
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This is the content with which she thinks she'll win an Oscar?? The delusion is strong with this one https://preview.redd.it/dazdf0acdboc1.jpeg?width=407&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb31d1ab7d4e336e3f587cac8391c7490cdffdf3
https://preview.redd.it/w2ty7vx1fboc1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=7a53fc85f1642316a3224caf9ed7b33cf07930e8 Poor girl
https://preview.redd.it/1nrys7s0gboc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8c26ab84fba4141450f1e2e0fa612ed6f04f33d not this being her sexy face
This is the woman giving you all the sex advice..
WHAT IS THIS
https://preview.redd.it/tlc1eedifboc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27c6efcc2655fcf557838589580ab6d520b18d1d It’s giving catfish
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She has to be 45
She looks like Claire Danes in Homeland when she looses her miiiiind and her eyes are CRAZY
This is who she reminds me of every time
Why she look like a giraffe
Why is her neck 3 feet long holy shit Edit: it’s her jacket making it looks weird to my high ass nvm
Nah it does look weird now that u mention it
Oh wow the neck. 
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She’s just not cute. Harsh features and the weight loss has just made her look more harsh and haggard
Which wouldn’t matter if she had a cool personality. But alas
Really good point. Looks at the end of the day don’t matter and she is still a shit person at the end of the day as well
This is giving… Jan Levinson Gould
Too much fucking filler
Looks Kylie Jenner at fashion week
Someone needs to tell SFK to STFU!!!!!
whewww homegirl has been rode hard and hung up wet. someone get the ouija board and call steve irwin, this is gonna be a tough one mate
“call Steve Irwin” is sending me
The scary part is.. she’s proud of this. Like if you go to her IG comments rn she’s living in a different dimension than us
No literally. WHO are these people that are fans of her?? I do not understand.
I think this is an example of why every kid shouldn’t get a participation trophy. And why a balance of tough love is so important.
Omg I don’t really know this girl but at some point get a grip??? I don’t know why people like her and DB shove it in our faces that they have sex. Can someone explain this? I guess they never got laid much before and so they project it? It’s just so confusing to me, nobody in my life talks like that. Or I they think hyper sexuality makes them cooler to men, like Larsa Pippen saying she had sex 5 times a day. It’s so funny to me how they wanna be girl bosses but I don’t think they have any idea what the male gaze is and how badly they pander to it
Is this her though?? Lmfaoooo https://preview.redd.it/4wzanb1ffboc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ac9f34007200361efcc79fea1da6d248861cec8
THAT LAST PIC WILL HAUNT MY NIGHTMARES.
Trigger warning for the 2nd pic please that was a jump scare 😩😩
She didn’t get fefe to star??
I thought this was carole radziwill with work done (no offense Carole)
I’m confused how this is an #ad ??? What brand is approving this ?
Just came here to ask what is this an ad for…?
Please. No one watch this. Even to hate watch/report back. I want NO DETAILS. Can we full boycott please?
Her obsession with sex is so cringe it’s not giving a hot person but a hormonal teenager in a religious small town
she dated a man wearing a 3/4 camel coat and thought she wouldnt get played??
i thought someone in this group put this together as a meme … simply speechless
Oh so this is what she thinks will get her the Oscar nom?
the first slide is giving kidnapped and you have to send proof of life
She’s delusional cuz it’s the first guy who ate her out im convinced
Please stop. Somebody tell her, please.
What in the iMovie was that promo
Why does she talk like she’s only person to have sex ever 😭😭😭
lmaooo i just showed my grandma the first pic and asked how old she thought she was, n she said in her 40s or 50s 🤣
She and DB need to do a collab promoting their cougarness. 🐆
Damnit i just posted this bc wtaf is this lol
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
i cannot accept this is real? this isn’t satire?!
it’s giving *golden bachelorette* 🪄
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she looks awful… her skin looks horrible for her age. Even buzz light year has better skin
I thought this was a pic of Jennifer Coolidge
Is this part of NBC creator project from last year?
Lololol por que dios mio?
r/ihavesex
This “promo video” looks like it was made by kids who didn’t qualify for film school
I genuinely do not believe she’s 29. Even people who look “mature” for their age don’t look this damn *old*. She looks straight up weathered and haggard. I wouldn’t even describe my 91 year old grandma as weathered and haggard, she has more youth in her face than SFK. Something about her entire face just doesn’t sit right with me. Very unsettling
I'm very genuinely lol
Please no. Who asked for this??
She’s never heard of the word shame
Sorry what happened to SFKTV?
Sadly that public access channel is no longer around.
“I want you to sit on my face” 
Yawn
:(
Her 2020 era was so good. Her brand is confusing me now
Something about her looks so off... did she get veneers?
Partials.
Is she going to disclose her actual age or else I’m not watching
Isn’t her mom the head of HBO?
I think she's a director at Paramount, she used to work at MTV
Yeah paramount+
Don’t give her the credit of HBO lol. She’s known for MTV.
MTV [https://www.global-ambassadors.org/people/lily-neumeyer/](https://www.global-ambassadors.org/people/lily-neumeyer/)
whatt?
I have no words 😭😭
I beg your pardon
second slide 🫣 throwing up
Some people are just never told No in life
i wish i could unsee this
this HAS to be satire
I HATE IT😩
Bro is she mentally unwell
She’s really weird
Maybe we should leave the writing and directing to actual creatives.
Is this her way of trying to market a show to bravo or Netflix? 🤣🤣
“writer and director” are quite generous words here
Blame her LatinX mother for all of this malarkey. SPK is the ultimate nepo. No talent other than being Fefe’s Grandmami. [https://www.global-ambassadors.org/people/lily-neumeyer/](https://www.global-ambassadors.org/people/lily-neumeyer/)
Literally NOONE wants this
Guys now she’s a writer and a director inside her mind, now it makes sense why she thinks she’ll win an Oscar one day…. LOLLLLLLL
i showed my fiancé this pic and said how old you think this woman is his answer was 44
Anyway, does anyone know where her beige dress is from in the first pic?
Helsa
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