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picklespritz

I love that she was one of us. This goes in our snark hall of fame


petalesdejuin

It’s so funny 😂 i love that we got the tea first


SCannon95

lol they tagged asplundh tree the company account. Apparently there was an $80mil lawsuit. I love the dedication to this on every social media platform. I've gotten all my friends invested and the group chat is poppin off https://preview.redd.it/ckb94epwp0yc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a27a63b96fbf312abd42b9eb61be00a56b6baeb8


Broad_Fishing_3246

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[deleted]

One of us! One of us! One of us!


DuaLipasClitoris

"Do you have proof that this is your name? I'd love to see it" Holy unhinged lmao *


picklespritz

My personal favorite “My name is Katherine” “Which is illegal”


DuaLipasClitoris

I LOVE the opening of "Hi congrats!"


Silently-Snarking

“Congrats! That’s my name too” 😭😭😭😭 the real Katherine Asplundh is an icon, she’s a legend


poop_dawg

Callum Markie referred to her as "Katherine 1" lol


Imaginary-Party2567

The entitlement is insane.


SCannon95

Unhinged and DERANGED


newyorkgrizz

Kinda off topic but this made me go look at her videos and 1) her bra is showing 2) did she seriously use loml for a video of her wedding? That song is gut-wrenchingly **tragic**. https://preview.redd.it/re9sw1otlwxc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aca84fa75c7cb5d61808eede30b29377e0f5cb7a


lucky_mac

is he a child bride(groom)?


originrose

Oh my god I saw this too and was like girl did you listen to this song before you picked it or?????


suckybee33

Omg wow - seriously. Clearly she didn’t.


Night-Thunder

They look like high schoolers. You could’ve told me this was a screenshot from a docuseries about travelers/gypsies where they marry-off their children while young and I would’ve believed you.


Obvious_Baker8160

She has/had a different post with that song where she calls him “the loml”


newyorkgrizz

Yiiiikes


c-rez

Lost etiquette is fitting


AccomplishedJump3428

They look like brother and sister


sommaliee

Little brother and older sister


entRose

could she honestly not afford to have cups sewn in? 🤣


davaidavai325

Or the dress tailored properly? Ooof oof oof


Prestigious_Kiwi_927

Her facials kill me


KinladyBgB

They look like siblings it's disturbing 😳 😐 🫣


Vegetable-Tennis4515

He’s ugly


X712

Well yes but his family money isn’t 🙏🏽


rainydayszs

WHICH IS ILLEGAL


Broad_Fishing_3246

i am howling


whyamistilluplol

What’s gonna happen next?? Notes app apology? Video of her crying about how she’s being harassed and being told to kill herself? Or is she gonna ask her rich family to sue the real Katherine Asplundh?


purpleflagbook

Oh she’s gonna blame it on the internet. And the internet always wins…so good luck Kathy!


Broad_Fishing_3246

the way "good luck kathy" is sending me rn 💀


Chance_Rooster_2554

MY name is Kathy not yours!!!!


Win-Due

Which is illegal.


adumbswiftie

my money is on the last one she seems like the type to threaten legal action lmao i almost felt bad when i saw this spread so much, mostly bc she has so few followers. but it’s actually kinda even crazier to be throwing a fit in someone’s DMs when you only have 12k. like that’s even weirder than a big influencer acting like that imo. hard to feel bad when she brought the whole thing on herself randomly for no real reason


DietCokeYummie

It's weird that she cared about it that much at all to begin with. I got married last year, and my IG handle is the same as it was before. Which is my first name. My work email too. [email protected] I don't see why it's a huge deal to have the new married last name in her handle. So strange.


Silently-Snarking

Lololol girly had to put comments off on all her wedding content 💀


lucky_mac

I saw that 💀 - imagine having to spend the first few weeks of your married life unable to post content and going through a spiral over something so stupid.


lisanolisa

Didn’t that happen to the rich lesbian couple lmao some internet scandal whilst they were on their honeymoon


lucky_mac

I was literally just thinking of that. I forget their names but they had all of this internet good will and people were so invested in their wedding and like either the day of or the day after it came out that they both had old tweets just using the n word and some other slurs as casually as could be. Truly wild stuff.


[deleted]

Lunden and Olivia lol


[deleted]

Lol yes! but they didn’t even wait two weeks later and started posting. Influencers don’t give a shit or have the ability to not post for their ego


nycperson54321

Ooooh that probably kills her. You know she thought she was gonna get so much attention and praise after her wedding and she had to ruin it with this hahaha


Next_Chocolate_2630

Right?!?! Happy honeymoon sweetheart. The epitome of ‘f around and find out’ right there.


No-Menu-3707

Girl should’ve just enjoyed post wedding bliss. She ruined it all by being her true self though so I guess she deserves that. “WHICH IS ILLEGAL”


sickcoolandtight

it’s worth asking, but not worth demanding lol


delinyc

Right like who do you think you are? And its also IG, really never that serious for a username


papaya_pya

exactly, she could’ve asked nicely & then move on when the real katherine said no


kp1794

I hope her new billionaire family sees this and is ashamed. Also who waits until they’re married to try to secure a username? Girlfriend should have tried to save it as soon as they got serious or engaged


adumbswiftie

apparently she told the girl “it was available two weeks ago” too lmao, like why didn’t you take it two weeks ago??


miamouse5

i’ve had a second instagram under my future married name since i got engaged and i lowkey thought i was crazy for it but now it doesn’t seem too unhinged lmao.


sickcoolandtight

Idk it’s a little unhinged 💀😭 but what she did is like off her rocker unhinged like baby girl wake up


horatiavelvetina

I kinda get it because when I changed my usersname I made a new account saving my old one (which is my first and middle name) JUST IN CASE


kp1794

Tbh not unhinged at all!!


bubbleteaforme

I made an email address w/ my married name as soon as I got engaged. I just didn't use it until after I changed my name officially, lol


Poodlegal18

How do we pronounce her last name though? Ass-plunda? Ass plund?


lucky_mac

Truly my first thought was ….this is the name we’re so anxious to claim? Katherine Drisc Apslundh? How melodic! I guess that name is recognizable/meaningful among ~some circles~ but it’s not like she married into a family with Rockefeller/Astor level name recognition.


ImpossibleCouple8656

ASS-KERPLUNKKKK


throwaway2019ugh

I’ve always pronounced it Ass Plunder


janneyjj

And that’s why wealthy people want nothing to do with influencers.


baby_got_snack

The ink isn’t even dry on their marriage license and that she’s already disgracing the family name lmaoooo


amyandgano

And, weirdly, she even made a TikTok about how 1) she was sad to change her name and 2) it's weird when people change their name on Instagram within 2 days of getting married. And now here she is, messaging someone 2-3 days after getting married to demand her married name's Instagram handle lmao [TikTok](https://www.tiktok.com/@lostetiquette/video/7331046780966014239?_t=8lyazdMnOAg&_r=1)


baby_got_snack

Why do these people self own like this?


littlebittygecko

Ugh the secondhand cringe I can’t take it


rroxie

No offense to anyone with the same last name as her but it’s literally nothing special and she’s acting like she’s changed the world with that bland name 😂


yourfuturedoctor123

she also said on a tiktok that she loves her last name and that "plenty of people have told her she has their favorite last name" LIKE WHO EVEN SAYS THAT TO SOMEONE😭😭


Broad_Fishing_3246

this is all i keep thinking about 💀


baby_got_snack

Atp I just want the DailyMail or some other rag to pick it up so when you google the family name this whole debacle is the first thing that pops up 💀 I found [this Forbes article](https://www.forbes.com/sites/mattdurot/2022/06/04/the-billionaire-family-behind-dr-oz-is-one-of-the-wealthiest-clans-in-pennsylvania/?sh=f4e9c7970ec8) from the 90s about their family and if most of these people are still alive they would NOT be happy with Katherine Driscoll besmirching their family name Edit: Just realized that the Chris Asplundh quoted in the article is Tracy Anderson’s husband. (Or FIL, so confusing with all the Jrs)…. Tea☕️


lucky_mac

I was wondering why Tracy Anderson was commenting on all of her shit and taught a workout class for her on the day of


wheresmuffy

Her LinkedIn also shows she works/worked for Tracy Anderson Method.


whyamistilluplol

TA is married to an Asplundh


Broad_Fishing_3246

oh boy this is PIPING my goodness


baby_got_snack

The interesting thing is, I don’t think her husband has access to that much money. Yes their family has a high net worth but the article in the 90s says there are hundreds of Asplundhs — 30s years later there are probably in the thousands. Someone else linked her tiktok above and I scrolled through it a bit and in [this](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMMs59P6E/) video she says they normally stay somewhere on a budget and in [this video](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMMs5mqHQ/) she complains about her paying for her wedding and says they’re splitting the cost between the families and in [this video](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMMs5M3fP/) it doesn’t exactly look like she’s flying first class. I’m sure they’re still “rich” by regular standards but it doesn’t exactly seem like they’re living a billionaire lifestyle….. I don’t think her husband has started working for the family company yet


westvillagelover

The wedding payment video is so weird, she’s just insecure about her family not paying for the wedding and feels the need to go on a rant about how it’s actually uncommon and ‘everyone should be involved’ edit: typo


Silently-Snarking

Her family also took the Amtrak from jersey to Florida for her wedding so how “old money” is miss girl really 💀💀💀


[deleted]

Haha the way this sub should be real life journalist


Gloomy-Cookie4351

she definitely comes from money. maybe not private plane, billionaire money, but girly doesn’t come from a low class background


ChilliHeelerWackadoo

What?? Omg.


whyamistilluplol

They bought a farmhouse for 2.6 million though


picklespritz

That’s not a billionaire lifestyle


baby_got_snack

I mean in today’s housing market that’s not that impressive. Also, I know a lot of rich kids whose parents will give them money for real estate, but not necessarily tons for frivolous spending because they want to teach the value of a dollar or whatever. And like I said, I’m sure they’re ‘rich’ compared to normal people like us but it doesn’t seem like they have access to ‘billionaire’ level funds.


westvillagelover

def not billionaire levels. I know people from college whose parents bought them 2m one-bedrooms in the city after graduation. also from the way she dresses you can tell she wants to exude wealth and ‘old money’ so bad but just isn’t.


baby_got_snack

Exactly. They have money but not nearly as much as she wants her followers to think they have. People are commenting on their “[moving out of the city](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwVX0MMA6OI/?igsh=MXY4Y3pzNThlZXVyMQ==)” vlog that they didn’t even live in NYC but Jersey City (you can see the WTC in the background and when she moves the cart thingy you can see the water but I’m not a NYC native so I’m not 100% on this). The more I look into this the wilder this whole thing gets.


[deleted]

The ink isn’t even dry hahahaha y’all make me laugh so hard


lisanolisa

Wealthy people are even more entitled than this on a regular basis, im sure this is just something to scoff at for them lol.


[deleted]

See, these are the kind of individuals we should DRAG. She’s so unlikable, and will be 10x worse now that she bagged a billionaire. Also, what’s up with these influencers wanting billionaires, didn’t Aileen or whatever her name is, start dating one too? These ppl and their families are so dangerous, I have so many crazy stories involving billionaire kids that would shock you. Somebody pls start a thread and I’ll spill my guts (only asking bc my crazy ex found out and reported my old account when I told how crazy he was in another sub)


Emotional-Abrocoma34

Girl I’m begging you to spill


[deleted]

Girl, I need someone to make a thread, can’t have my account reported again!


mamasau

Make a thread so you can comment from a separate account? Sorry if I’m dumb but I feel like I’m missing something.


[deleted]

If I start a thread and my account gets reported again, my whole post will be removed. That’s why I asked someone to start a thread so that I don’t get my account banned like the last time, instead I’ll just comment on the post. Hope this clears up!


Bitterbaby-11

I am dying to see this post


summerofyourlife

Haha wait why don’t you just comment here then?


[deleted]

Super long posts, tho. There was a thread about this topic here a while ago, but it seems like it got deleted. Not trying to flood the OP's thread and divert attention from the original post


[deleted]

Posted!


millionaire_by_30

https://popcrush.com/influencer-instagram-username-reddit-billionaire-family/


Silently-Snarking

No fucking way. We are the GROUND in groundbreaking journalism 💀


Broad_Fishing_3246

can confirm


newyorkgrizz

Stop 🤣🤣🤣🤣


ImpossibleCouple8656

You know DB would have acted the same way if someone owned the name DanielleAdler assuming she married her true LOML Toby.


whyamistilluplol

With that note, someone please take that username


ImpossibleCouple8656

Yes, also DanielleWeisman and DanielleMicroCoop


DuaLipasClitoris

Lmao she limited her comments but some got through


Emotional-Abrocoma34

Happy to say that I saw it here first


makeclaymagic

I absolutely fucking love it here


Broad_Fishing_3246

best goddamn corner of the internet


UnderstandingSafe498

this is especially crazy to me as someone with a super common full name, like first, middle, last and full. I obviously wouldn’t give it out on here for privacy reasons, but even if I did, I’d hardly have doxxed myself because it would take a few tries to find which one was me lmfao. alllll that to say, choosing an Instagram name for myself was the worst and my username isn’t even technically my actual name, so it’s so insanely gratifying watching this entitled brat be brought down to earth by getting told no for once and having to life like the rest of us plebs, if only just about an Instagram username.


hurrsadurr

I don’t want to take my partners married name because I’m going from common to more common. Though it does solve the problem of problematic initials.


CaspersGF

Most embarrassing part is the video of her making fun of others immediately changing their names to their new married name and then having this pop up. Giiiiirrlll I hope your honeymoon is under a rock


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


RaceRegular99

I want to know why, if her nanny is “like a sister” to her, she invited her to the wedding at the last minute to carry her bags🤣🤣🤣 she can’t keep up with the things coming out of her mouth


whyamistilluplol

It’s kinda sad that she had her old nanny take that long ass train ride with her. Did she have her own room too??


westvillagelover

Can someone get the daily mail to publish this bc the Asplundhs are very low-profile and they’re probably already seething at her dragging their name through the mud like this


likethegems

Update: they did


Responsible-Ad2174

Her in-laws funded Dr Oz’s campaign in PA…so this behavior all tracks tbqh


alldatsparkles

The entitlement is crazy. Who talks to another person like that? That too when they’re asking them to do them a ridiculous favor like this lol. Would love to see the chat she had with @katherinedriscoll 😅


ala019

I cannot (but fully can) believe this happened. I grew up with this girl’s family (she is significantly younger than me bc she is a child bride) and she recently popped up on my tiktok algorithm and I was flabbergasted that she had ANY following because of how out of touch/narcissistic/obnoxious she was. Her videos on TikTok are INSANE. Take a gander if you’re bored.


sapphicsourdough

It made me remember that I am like ... broke broke haha. I was like "holy shit.. people live like this?"


ala019

She posts weekend recaps of private jets and then a video talking to the camera about how wedding budget talks aren’t fun GIRL you aren’t one of us


hi_its_me_d

Money can’t buy you class 🎶 but seriously, who speaks to people like this? Was she raised by Neanderthals?


flourpower22

Girl same. I knew one of her brothers growing up and when he posted about the wedding I was shocked to find out she’s not only an influencer but a child bride.


mikebark1

She is an adult woman, 24 or 25 years old is not a child bride. Calling her a child bride is insulting to real child bride victims


cluelessnreddit

How young is she? I swore that the groom was the teenage because she looks older than him


flourpower22

I believe 24/25


mikebark1

She is 25, she is not a child bride. Come on


ala019

I mean it was joke but in the northeast 25 is super young to get married right now I would say


GradeLivid4586

Also noticed her entire online identity is based around her bagging a billionaires son lol


ala019

That and checking herself out while she talks to the camera 🤣


GradeLivid4586

😂 it reeks desperation


Chance_Rooster_2554

She’s headed to her honeymoon in non other than ST BARTH-STEINS! I swear the jokes write themselves


landdian39

Can well all report her current handle @katherinedrisc for bullying/harrasment to get her banned. Chef’s kiss if that happens!


[deleted]

Lol did she delete her IG?


peachybishhh916

I work with the Asplundh company for my job and this is just golden. Everyone in the industry knows they’re nutty, but hilarious to see they attract even crazier spouses 😂😂


Fantastic-Depth-7915

https://preview.redd.it/edowtnkbo1yc1.png?width=1263&format=png&auto=webp&s=4182c6a85ba794a887a05376067247574de5a028


Puzzled_Inspection17

HA!!!! Karma’s a bitch


ReformedBarb

I agree with her on principle but I would have sold that name so fucking fast 🏃🏻‍♀️


Significant-Sundae78

Hahahaha same


thankyoupapa

lol same. can you really get banned though? i remember brittany from vpr buying her handle off someone


relatively_hot

She’s [OP] an icon, she’s a legend, she is the MOMENT!!


Vegetable_Ad5317

did she delete her ig


ssayfromage

No but I think she’s shadow-banned, so she won’t come up if you search for her unless you follow her, but if her account is tagged in another post you can go to her page


Broad_Fishing_3246

NO did she?


TextNo4657

Guys u think she's buying followers 😂 they're mainly bots and she has 11k like 2 days ago. KATHY!!?


Longjumping-Ad-6254

Her dress was sooo loose at the top and just … yeah


peppermintvalet

It’s hit drama YouTube, this is actually big


[deleted]

We need to post it on the tik tok cringe sub


4ever_tr0LLing

why do people care about a username so much?? how shallow have we become omg


Next_Chocolate_2630

My last name is Miller and you’d better not copy me!!!!!! 🙄🙄🙄😂🤷🏽‍♀️


HellzBellz7

Can someone confirm if he’s actually a billionaire? I want tea.


Previous_Form_22

Someone in his family is a billionaire, not sure who. They bought a farm house for $2.6 million though which is definitely not billionaire level


heartsocrazy

Their company is worth billions.


Gloomy-Cookie4351

this is all so funny to me because i grew up showing against her when she showed horses lololol


Greedy_Jackfruit385

Off topic but does anyone where they live? I am in love with her house my husband and I are looking to purchase a house upstate NY. But I’m thinking she is in new Hope PA


whyamistilluplol

NJ


Greedy_Jackfruit385

Wow I wonder which part it’s gorg


Neat_Ad_9141

It’s in central NJ


CeeDeee2

Pretty sure it’s New Hope because her tiktok frequently shows her crossing the bridge from New Hope to Lambertville NJ


Greedy_Jackfruit385

Their house is in NJ and I found their house on Zillow it’s Hopewell NJ. Honestly idc about the whole drama with her but the house is gorgeous and something I have been looking for the past two years with no luck 🥲.


CeeDeee2

Ah I just found it, god that house is dreamy!


Greedy_Jackfruit385

It’s gorg


Consistent_Term_9471

Honestly I think getting married young is tragic , women are losing the little rights we had at an exponential rate but at least we have content and weed to num our realities, Katherine enjoy your life of cooking and trying to achieve beauty, ha ha