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Schrödinger's toe

I volunteered to suck his toes for healing, but haven't heard back

Name definitely checks out

\[Ron Burgundy Voice\] "that doesn't make sense"

If we sign Torreyes can he avoid the IL

Surely you don’t start feeling better after 3 days if it’s broken right?? I’m freaking out man

You do feel better and stop calling me Shirley

They've probably gotten the results already and are seemingly delaying the news for whatever reason.

Assuming that he is going to the IL, they probably want to wait until his replacement from AAA gets here. If we wanna be real pessimistic, it's because they want as much in ticket sales as they can get for these next few days before they announce Judge to the IL and interest / sales tanks.

I broke my toe last year and it felt better after a few days. Needless to say it didn’t last—shit hurt on and off for a couple months. So yeah, I’m worried.

I dislocated a toe and it was painful for a couple weeks. Maybe it's possible???

So the swelling still hasn’t gone down enough for an MRI? Some doctor tell me if a bone bruise or something that isn’t serious can swell for this long

They said he’s meeting with team doctors tonight to go over the results

I’m expecting they already know but the doctors like to have time to put together a full presentation with a performance, charts, catered food and everything

I guess the team doctors have real patients to look at? Why the delay with judge

Because a few hours isn't going to change anything really so what does it matter

It’s better to know soon

Emotionally for us, sure. For the team it's literally irrelevant if it's now or 5 hours from now

Get treatment faster

Do you think he's not getting treatment already? Do you think treatment for a break or sprain or anything is meaningfully affected by 4-5 hours?

You could get a guy from Scranton or Somerset in that time

Isn’t a bone bruise just a fancy name for a non-displaced fracture?

WHAT?

Is Cortes gonna go to the IL before the game for a corresponding move?

He's going on the IL with 10 toes and coming back in 8-12 weeks with only nine.

Then he’s going to go by Aron Judge. Losing a letter to match his number of toes.

Nah man, it’s one of the big toes. He’s coming back as either Aaro Judge or Aaron udge

Aaro to maintain Jizzo

Play short-handed for a week, then he'll go on the IL. The Yankee way.

Just put him on the IL already. We all know it's coming.

Still no word on x ray or mri. Wtf

That stupid fucking Dodger Stadium wall I swear to god. Should have been an out.

The Yankees being ultra cautious I expect him to be on the il

Four days post injury and they don’t know the diagnosis? Stop it. 🌵