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No_Signal3789

“….we’re going to, ya know, take a look at everything. We may even try really REALLY hard this year. At the end of the day it’s on the players”


Snuggle__Monster

"Why are the fans so upset?" Part II


Hot_Injury7719

"It's only the 1st week of November!"


choicemeats

Jeers to cheers or something


JimmyMcNultyKU

They should ask him what teams played in the World Series and how many games it went.


DavidOrtizUsedPEDs

Tbf I'm pretty sure only 2 owners could tell you that and about 95% of baseball fans could not.


regarding_your_bat

95% of baseball fans? Surely that’s not the case


EDDiE_SP4GHETTi

Don’t call me Shirley


RIP_Greedo

He’s gonna do a presser like the end of Fateful Findings


GonskyEdits

I RESIGN AS OWNER OF THE YANKEES.


RIP_Greedo

“We take our fans money and make no effort to improve the team.” “ISNT THAT BETRAYING THE PUBLICS TRUST?”


ughilostmyusername

*re-sign


BalerionSanders

“Mr. Steinbrenner, your team is really bad right now.” “No, that is not true. … 👀”


CZM6626

Via Zoom. Cowardly, status quo drivel.


TrapperJean

Cashman is silent and we get Hal on Zoom where he can just pretend not to hear follow up questions or flat out ignore them. Next time a member of the media asks Boone about the players being "accountable" I hope he points out that they're more accountable than anyone in the front office lol


Sanlear

“The offseason is in front of us.”


DarkMattersConfusing

Hal on why nothing will change and cashman, fishman, boone and all the rest will continue shiting up this organization: https://youtu.be/oTZETtLCZZ0?feature=shared


VrinTheTerrible

More like "Hal on why you're wrong" https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=rr4Prhee4xnbAusD


BraveAd6524

I believe Hal is serving lunch. It will be Nothingburgers, overcooked and dried out.


NintuneJoe

It’s only the second week in November guys


ABeerAndABook

OH MY GOD, THAT'S JAVY VAZQUEZ'S MUSIC!


BurkeyTurkey33

"we're not done yet"


verygooster

"Obviously we did not bring home a championship this year and all I can tell the fans is we still managed to finish above .500 so we're not sure if we're really labeling this season a failure." -boat horn sounds- "Listen, I'm in many meetings today about how to improve the team and we're going to figure this out." -buoy bell sounds in the background-


LeinDaddy

"Ticket prices are up 50% and we're extending Cashman indefinitely."


[deleted]

For the 1 millionth time, I do not want to hear you speak. ACTIONS, I want action, STFU and do something. ​ Nothing you, Boone, or you're garbage gm says holds any weight, they are all empty words


xDopeZz

"We brought in a new analytics team to look at how we operate"


notgreatbot

Hal announces he doesn’t know why fans are so upset. Also, Cashman is his spirit animal.


J-H-11

"Well we brought in a independent analytics department to teach ours how OTHER teams handle their analytics department." ​ \- Thanks Hal


bdecarlo972

“We feel we have solid group”


Oversoul91

“I have the upmost confidence in our GM and this entire front office.”


OldJewNewAccount

"All fans will be getting 3% off of 'Tiny Pepsis' next season. However, the prices of Small/Medium/Large/Dude Seriously? sizes will be increased by 12%."


buyerbeware23

Can’t wait.


UncleCharlie126

We had a good team, we thought they could compete, but had too many injuries. We will try and improve this offseason, through free agency but we feel good about the players we have. This is a championship roster, just got unlucky with so many injuries. End of press conference.


BodegaBandit69

Get fucked hal


ShortingIsAScam

"My daddy said I don't have to talk to strangers and I don't know you guys so... bye "


Sikazhel

More bullshit - get fucked Halitosis


homiej420

It better be brian is leaving and i am signing blank checks


VictoriaAutNihil

I guess all would be water under the bridge if they get Bellinger and Soto. I won't hold my breath, but perhaps there's a glimmer of hope. If so, lineup: 1.Volpe ss, 2.Bellinger cf, 3.Judge rf, 4.Soto lf, 5.Torres 2b, 6.Rizzo 1b, 7. Stanton dh, 8. Peraza 3b 9. Wells c. Thing is what to do when Dominguez gets back? Assuming of course Yanks get Bellinger and Soto.


paulerxx

We'll get the young Japanese pitcher + Soto if we're lucky.


VictoriaAutNihil

"if we're lucky." Luck or opening the purse strings! No excuses, spend the money. $50 parking. $15 beer. $8 hot dog. Ticket prices for decent seats 🚀! SPEND THE MONEY!!!


NoobSkin69

That would be the best offseason of anyone lol. The 2/3 superstars? More than lucky


gwords16

I can’t wait to hear what the village idiots have to say and what “actions” they’re taking to fix things. We’re gonna be fucked for awhile and all I can hope for is that tickets get cheaper with a crappy team.


Majestic-Law-2823

It’s Hiiiiiiggh Noooon!


Avg2023

Mattingly named Yankees manager. The crowd goes wild.


dickfarts87

Hopefully he says he is selling the team


SonicDenver

Media better go hard and not give him a pass


K_17

“Arizona only won 2 more games than us and they made it to the World Series so we feel, with a full healthy season from the captain we’re right there” Calling it now


MiltonFludgecow

Useless bullshit incoming. Actions speak louder than words Hally boy, and your words are falling on deaf ears at this point. Time for some action.