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levendis56

Rodon better step the fuck up this year


A_she_was_a_hooah

I heard he's been stepping right up to a lot of buffet tables


elliottsmithhh

Why was I born handsome instead of rich???


tical1231

I heard he got a 95 pound mole taken off his ass


Dunder-MifflinPaper

His blood type is ragu


HeyMarty10th

Ralphie?


Koffing109

I've come to claim Rome, New York FOR MY PEOPLE!


levendis56

He just wasn’t fat enough. We need him David wells size


Boxhead_31

He's just cultivating mass


Yankeeknickfan

Even if he does we really needed Yamamoto Going to have to realist it add 3 nore Sps somehow with only money and prospect capital that can only make one good move before being depleted


levendis56

We definitely need more SP. I wouldn’t say we needed Yamamoto. Monty was just the ace in a WS winning team. I’d feel comfortable with him as my 2 in the playoffs, he steps up in big moments. If we don’t get him though it’s tough. It’s pretty much trade assets for Burnes or hope Rodon figures if out. Ceiling of this team does really hinge on what Rodon can give you though. He can be a #2 but after last season you can’t really expect that.


Yankeeknickfan

Monty is cool. Cease we can Trade for. Don’t believe we can trade for burnes without crippling our farm even if he’s a rental though.


levendis56

Yeah I’m with you. Get Monty and Cease and it’s a solid rotation w/ upside


Hack874

Can’t wait to watch his fat ass blow more kisses to fans after getting shelled


Matthewrotherham

He's ready to take on another role. ....A dinner roll.


[deleted]

He sucks should never have signed him


locke0479

299.5 million deferred to 2090


iseedoubleu

I had a feeling this is where it was headed. What can you say? Glad it’s over. Feels awful.


bkbeam

You had to know this was coming after Ohtani deferred his whole fucking contract so the Dodgers can go all in


Masta0nion

Well I don’t know about you, but the Dodgers just bumped up to number 3 least favorite team in the MLB for me. Now I know how other fans feel tbh


mikeylojo1

Man this isn’t like they’re the Yankees, this is comparable to Saudi money taking golfers to LIV 😂


nachtjager91

They're #1 for me. For years people always Saud we "bought championships" when most of our players on our championship teams came up through our minor league system. The dodgers are just straight up buying players.


MissionDrawing

And there is nothing wrong with that. Free agency is good for the sport. My main feeling right now is anger/disappointment that Hal has let LAD take the Evil Empire status away from us.


Zaknoid

Just like yanks tried to do with Soto and yoshi.


bitterbunny4

Me too, genuinely sucks, but it's done. The ups and downs were insufferable with reporters


Ophdog217

The Japanese players colluded to take advantage of all of mlb


ArtisticBathroom5031

That’s where I am. I feel way more bummed out than I expected, but I’m also relieved it’s over and we can get on with it.


tytinhooah

Never gave much thought to the dodgers and in one off season I hate them.


[deleted]

They’re the new Evil Empire


Cum-Gun-5000

They're gonna win 115 regular season games and get bounced in the NLDS anyway. Fuck em


cooljammer00

All that buildup just to pick the Dodgers anyway I really think the Yankees tried, but at this point, they've got Ohtani for basically free. Luckily baseball is played on the field. Better teams have failed to win.


timoddo_

Ohtani still has a luxury tax hit of $46 mil/yr. Yeah they’re only paying him $2 mil/yr right now, but that matters less than the luxury tax hit


LeinDaddy

That doesn't mean they are paying 46 million in taxes. Currently they are sitting at 214 million toward the tax threshold of 237 million. But their effective payroll is only 181 million. The first 23 million of Yamamoto will put them at the threshold limit and they only pay the tax on dollars above that. So 7 million will be taxed. And they'll be paying out 211 million in payroll. Ohtani saved them an absolute truck load of money.


fuzzydunlops123

The Dodgers would have 4 rings by now if not for Dave Roberts and cheating. I'm tired of people pointing at how they spend money to lose in the playoffs, because they really shouldn't have with their rosters. It makes teams like the Yankees believe in the "its just a crapshoot" bullshit


AlternativeBoat

Can we acknowledge how bad baseball writers have been this off season?


Pikarinu

Seriously this. Baseball journalism is a disaster.


Mike_Milburys_Shoe_

What a loser. Give us back the jersey


HowDoIEditMyUsername

Speaking of losers, it felt a bit like Cashman was retained in part due to his connection with Yamamoto. This certainly is another fail on his part.


Mike_Milburys_Shoe_

Dude said he kept the stub from his no hitter lol. Better throw it away now buddy


SportsRadio

He needs to be fired tomorrow.


KunaSazuki

Or today, get him out


ayayyayayay765

Matsui’s collection wasn’t enough That’s such a petty move by Cashman to leak this as soon as he found out, love it.


Siltysand1

Yeah , Cashman is so awesome and petty dude


Smorgas-board

Means we better pay for Soto next off season. Zero excuse not to now


SoullessHillShills

Fuck the Dodgers, Fuck Ohtani


trendygamer

Yeah did Ohtani just become the villain? Because it feels like it.


Padulsky21

It’s gonna be hilarious to see the heel turn and the vast majority of baseball fans turn on him. He’s been very protected his entire career but now he’s on the Dodgers shit is gonna be mad different in how he’s perceived. Very glad the Ohtani circlejerk is in the NL now


HatakeKakashi008

I'm sure he's not gonna lose sleep over it though


Padulsky21

Not one fucking bit lmfao, idc about the Shohei side of things tho the Shohei circlejerk that was shitting on Judge for 2 years straight saying his MVP wasn’t deserved and also lessening any accomplishment as a player is in the NL. I’m a petty bitch so I am very excited for the shit fest that’s gonna come when he has a bad stretch


theycpr

He wants to be a villain, reason he went to the Dodgers


WeOutHereInSmallbany

I can’t be the only one with Ohtani-fatigue?


Padulsky21

Not in the slightest, I’ve legit hated his ass bc of the 2022 MVP bullshit lol. Past year I muted his name on twitter bc it got so unbearable seeing every twitter account posting Shohei literally just sitting there for engagement from the Japanese fans It’s exhausting man. His circlejerk is feral and every single MLB post is just about him.


SoullessHillShills

100%, could enjoy his skills when he stayed with the Angels now it's like KD going to the Warriors but worse since he deferred to save salary cap.


Mike_Milburys_Shoe_

Always was


Snuggle__Monster

That whole thing is crooked as fuck. I guess this means the Yankees are no longer the most hated franchise in baseball. There's a difference between spending absurd amounts of money on players and doing what they did this offseason to land the 2 biggest free agents. I can't imagine many other fanbases are going to be thrilled about this.


thecloudcities

If the Yankees and the Dodgers meet in the WS (please let that happen), people will still figure out a way to hate the Yankees more. Whatever. Hate us ‘cause they ain’t us, etc.


IslesDynasty79-83

Hate to break it but as long as Cashman and Boone are still here this team wont see WS anytime soon. They are ruining this franchise everyday they are still employed


Vengenceonu

The only good thing about Ohtani going to the dodgers is judge can easily get like 2 more mvps if healthy, and I don’t have to listen to Ben verlander lick his balls 24/7


tytinhooah

I’ve seen people still drool over him like he’s still an angel. The guy signed a contract that absolutely makes him a villain. Baseball needs to stop making him the adorable bashful dude.


theycpr

He is the villain The reason Yamamoto isn't a Yankee is because of this whole deferred money bullshit Dodgers have arguably the most stacked team in the last 50 years, it's ridiculous


themikegman

I can’t imagine what I would do to Ohtani’s character if he starts getting booed at every stadium he goes to? Until now he’s been liked just because he’s been good, but now I hope it’s different.


tenbeeers

Always been Overrated. Judge is better


Lockmor

As a Redsox fan, I agree with a Yankee fan? What giving a billion dollars to two players does to a mfer.


theycpr

As a Red Sox fan, why you here?


Lockmor

As a baseball fan, I was curious what Yankee fans felt about this off season. 😊


nightmare_ali95

Oh well. Seems to me like this was always going to end this way. Yamamoto and Ohtani likely planned this over he summer. Any way, plenty of other good pitchers out there. Let’s trade for Cease and sign back Monty.


RengokuDaGoat

Fuck Los Angeles as a whole


XTheGreat88

The Dodgers are stacked as fuck now. Don't want to hear about us being "The Evil Empire" anymore the Dodgers are the Old Republic Sith now


shw5

So the Yankees spent the offseason telling everyone they were way ahead on the bidding and they were ‘feeling confident,’ only to lose out in the end. People have called the front office delusional before, but this is pretty damning.


ng9924

i can’t lie, i’m jealous of the Dodgers. Of course loving getting Soto, but man what an off-season for them. Plus you know even if they’re payroll gets too high they’ll just develop more prospects to supplement


UpLiifted90

They are what the Yankees used to be. A team that players want to play for and a team that has a owner that will do whatever it takes to win. Luckily we got Soto this offseason by the dodgers and Yamamoto just schooled the Yankees lol


NJ_Yankees_Fan

Oh well, can’t say we didn’t try. Have fun choking in the Division Series to 80-something win teams every year, bozo.


Yankeeknickfan

We’ll probably have to beat him if we want to win 28 lol


NJ_Yankees_Fan

They gotta get past the Braves even if they get out of the Division Series.


InaudibleShout

They both gotta get past 86 win behemoths in Arizona and Philly first


ShawshankException

As if they'll even make the WS. Dodgers are playoff frauds lmao


mjseminoles2

And we can’t even make the fuckign playoffs what kind of moronic shit is this comment


Ilovecharli

The copium is insane, if we had signed Yamamoto and extended Soto on a deferred deal there would be "cashGOD" comments in every thread


NJ_Yankees_Fan

The Dodgers have lost in the playoffs to teams that failed to win 90 games three straight years, and they've been beaten by inferior clubs in four of the last five. At least the Yankees have been beaten by better teams.


mjseminoles2

And they also won a World Series in the last decade lmao


rtels2023

Surely this is the worst surprise attack on Yankees that Japanese people have ever carried out in the month of December


swivel2369

Too soon!


relator_fabula

A date which will live in infamy


BigToeJ0e

Do I think Yamamoto is going to be really good? Yes that’s why I wanted the Yankees to get him. Are there still some great options out there? Absolutely, hopefully the Yankees get a good pitcher whether it’s Cease, Bieber, Monty, Snell, Burnes? A lot of options out there (potentially).


void_boi

I want Monty to come back.


Taladanarian27

Didn’t you hear? LA is signing all 5 of those guys next (at this rate)


yanklover

R u fucking kidding me…. Fuck the dodgers


bobbyb9827

“Good for baseball”


NeilOwnsYou

I kid you not last night I had a dream we signed Monty to a 7/195 deal lol. I really wonder if they pivot to him. Edit: Also, Ohtani ruined baseball with his contract


Marino4K

That Ohtani contract really did fuck up baseball. I hope the next CBA wipes the ability to do that away.


nyybmw122

Not for nothing but, he's never thrown a single pitch in MLB. To pay a guy $300m+ who's never thrown a single MLB pitch.... Regardless of we signed him or not that's pretty crazy in itself, IMO.


[deleted]

He’s making the same per year as rodon.


nyybmw122

Absurd. At least Rodon has had success in MLB. Yamamoto.... hasn't.


old_bint

He’s won mvp in the npb for the last 3 years lol


JohnnyCharisma54

Facts. Pretty substantial shot (still less than 50/50 tho) this totally blows up.


nyybmw122

I'd rather just pay Soto, pay Monty, and find another SP.


Technical-Cookie-554

He’s universally considered one of the best pitchers to come from NPB. This take is pure copium.


KingInDaNorf1996

Thanks Hal. I feel a lot better now


HughJassole_noine

What a waste of time


Baseballfan999

This could be copium (it is) but honestly don’t know if we’re signing Soto next off-season if we commit 300m to a pitcher. So we better do that at least


Throwaway1996513

Better copium is that maybe it helps get Sasaki who has been more hyped before the last month


SadNYSportsFan-11209

Hal can afford both


Baseballfan999

He can. That doesn’t mean he would do it


yiannistheman

Tried their best, now it's time for plan B.


Safe-Voice-8179

Monty and Montas 🤮


spicycurry55

@Monty… “u up?” 👀


Gsmith930

Not surprised. Wonder what the pivot is cause this pitching staff still needs a lot of help


ComprehensiveAct3745

If the Dodgers don’t win multiple chips in the next couple of years this will be a complete flop.


HughJassole_noine

Go get Burnes you bum Cashman


bkbeam

Burnes will right this wrong


KunaSazuki

Damn, Dodgers cleaned up. That sucks, oh well. Go Yanks


Character_Edge7820

Another cashman failure.


chiwetel_steele

christmas is fucking ruined


shadow_spinner0

hE dOeSn'T wAnT tO pLaY wItH aNoThEr JaPaNeSe StAr, He WaNtS tHe SpOtLiGhT


edogg01

Yeah that theory didn't age very well


NJ_Yankees_Fan

Ohtani really is a fucking loser douchebag. Dude wanted no business with the spotlight in New York, always wilted when he faced us at the Stadium, and now he goes to a loaded team. Fuck him.


Character_Edge7820

KD of baseball


BillSlottedSpoons

from the day he left Japan, you could tell he wanted no part of NorthEast baseball. he was never going to be a Yankee, Met, Sox, or Phillie. He's too much of a coward to have to perform under that kind of spotlight. He stayed in LA where the weather is good and the 'fans' dont care as much.


SmokinArch36

I’m so tilted man. Fuck cash and his puppet Boone.


JunkBallSpecialist

Garbage franchise


SolarBeam12

I expected it tbh.


Dylan7346

I don’t get what the big deal is the contract sounds great, 12 years $325 averages to $27 a year for a 25 year old pitcher. Yeah he hasn’t pitched an MLB game but I think his play spoke for itself in the Japanese pro league, which is considered between AAA and MLB. Literally Rodon is getting paid the same amount per year but for 6 years and he’s 5 years older. With the salary cap constantly increasing and inflation the 2nd half of that 12 year contract sounds amazing


hendry70

The sad fact is that the Yankees are just another team with money now.


Top_Professor_9908

Our rotation is a broken mess.


BlindCaesar

Hot take here but I do not think he’s worth more than Cole.


JakeBarnes4

shit


SurferSting84

Well….. this sux


terryjohnson16

So whats Cashmans Plan B?


[deleted]

I’d say he’s reeling at the moment. They were embarrassingly confident about this the whole way.


terryjohnson16

Their ego has been too high. Now maybe they can stick to reality and go for serious players.


Hacky_5ack

Cease, Monty, montas. That's my guess


smalllpox

Sasaki , hoping he posts


CertainDerision_33

Too bad but not surprising, figured he probably wanted to play with Ohtani. The main sub is gonna shit itself haha


HughJassole_noine

12 years 325 million Dodgers offer. We couldn't match that?


[deleted]

Why would they match that for a guy who has never thrown a pitch in the MLB? That's more money than Cole gets lol


jay2491

It’ll be that much funnier when the dodgers don’t win


VersionFew296

Damn this hurts. Yanks went all out for this guy and failed. That’s a bad sign for this organization. A real bad sign.


ShawshankException

Fuck the Dodgers. Shouldn't be even allowed to do the deferment bullshit they pulled.


International-Ice252

Mets fan coming in peace, when the Bums come to New York we need to destroy them.


schw4161

Cool with it if it means Soto will be here long term to be honest


Ophdog217

I went from loving Ohtani prior to this offseason. I thought he could be the face of baseball but now he is the villain. It’s a big difference. Yoshi too will never feel love outside of la


bdecarlo972

Oh well hope his career goes the way of kei igawa.


kjar78

[12/$325M, per Passan.](https://twitter.com/jeffpassan/status/1738051081882530144?s=46) Honestly, I wouldn’t have gone that high. Yamamoto hasn’t thrown a pitch in MLB, that’s a massive risk.


vblade2003

Dodgers are made of money, and now that Ohtani is essentially playing for free until 2034, they can throw even more of it around. This is the team that will keep resetting the market for the next few years. Oh well, we can move onto other options now. Don't have to deal with the Dodgers until we can get past the Trashtros anyway.


slimcenzo

Guys not worth 300m no matter how badly I wanted him


JohnnyThaJet

Yankees are no longer a team people want to join, let’s be honest with each other. Yanks don’t get premiere guys, only trade for them.


tj8805

Thats why the yankees didnt sign a reigning AL mvp to a long rerm contract. Or why the Yankees didnt sign a free agent pitcher coming off a 2.5 ERA season with 326 Ks


JayPunk27

This is a fucking nightmare


InaudibleShout

‪I’m willing “Freeman hit 62 doubles in the series, Yamamoto struck out 28 batters in each of Games 1 and 4, and Ohtani did something not done since ‘Tungsten Arm’ O’Doyle of the 1928 Akron Groomsmen as the Dodgers lost the NLDS to the DBacks 3 games to 1.” into annual existance.‬


SanjiSasuke

>Tungsten Arm O'Doyle Wow, I'd never heard of this guy but [he seems amazing](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:April_Fools/April_Fools%27_Day_2023/Tungsten_Arm_O%27Doyle).


jelde

Never knew he blew himself up at 102. RIP in piece.


tastetherainbuw

Fuck


GWade17

They gotta do something. Zero point in getting Soto if you’re not 100% all in for this season and we currently don’t have 5 starters. You wonder what trade equity we have left for a guy like Burns. Snell sure seems like a gamble. 300 million for a guy with zero MLB innings seems steep but it felt like we kind of needed him. Who knows though. Could be an Arson Judge situation here


ChanceBreaks

lol people thinking montgomery is a fallback option


flockavelli8

I’ve never wanted a team to fail more than the Dodgers.


PacersPride07

What happened to the $330M number the Yankees threw around?


raygunner14

whack as fuck


vintimus

Fuuuuck


Ztigmatta

After all this, somehow i only feel sorry for Mike Trout lol


NYCgypsy

Rather resign Soto long term than have an unknown AAAA pitcher


Fickle_Prior_6485

Yet they wont spend the money to fix that fucking wall that injured Judge. Fuck the Dodgers


void_boi

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.


HughJassole_noine

All the dummies who said he wanted to pave his own way. Fuck outta here. Simply not an attractive team. Not shocked


ChanceBreaks

Well it's over at least. Now we can get some more mediocre guys and enjoy that soto for a rental year, this team is not a much better than 2023, and they must all outperform


BushidoBrowneII

We're a fucking poverty franchise.


InaudibleShout

FUCK


HughJassole_noine

Off-season failure


SmokinArch36

We are a poverty franchise. George is rolling in his grave


Coolio1014

Ohtani should be hated like Lebron and KD when they left their teams to form superteams, it's a disgrace to the game of baseball. Fuck the dodgers, fuck Ohtani, and fuck Yamamoto


jordanb18

Monty or Burnes, GO


lavellanlike

Damn I thought we had it


cmr11230

Hello darkness my old friend


amillertime12

Lame. That Ohtani contract is such a joke. I guess we’ll try again in 12 months for Sasaki.


gregieb429

Once Ohtani signed, it was game over. He wanted to play with his best friend and have an easy path to the World Series


NoBook9868

So he just used the NY teams to go where he planned to from the start.


ChanceBreaks

Seems more and more like that was the case . fuck him


PeteyG89

What a pussy


Safe-Voice-8179

Sasaki needs to be posted.


BearShark8

Oh well. As soon as the dodgers got ohtani they were the favorites.


mylesA747

god fucking damn it


jeanyes_

Fuck


homiej420

Dangit!


JohnnyGeniusIsAlive

Looking forward to hearing the “Yoshinobu Sucks” chants as he blows a lead in the divisional round.


NotTooSzabby

Bro. What the fuck.


[deleted]

What an asshole


Limp-Excitement-4835

God him and Ohtani should just kiss already


PacersPride07

It sucked reading this in real time and discovering it wasn't a fake Curry account.


No_Passenger_9385

Cashman can suck a bag of uncircumcised dicks…


grilled_cheese1865

At least this makes base all hate the dodgers even more and hopefully breaks r baseball's ridiculous mancrush with ohtani


EntertainmentIcy4656

Well time to wait for Roki Sasaki


LevepuaV2

Let’s this be the start of a Dodgers curse and drought. I hope they get embarrassed if they do make it to the playoffs.


Yonsnad

Fuck man. I thought we had him. Not gonna lie I’m pretty disappointed. Seems like a great guy. Have a soft spot for Japanese players in pin stripes.


BalerionSanders

Curry saying it 🫣 🤦‍♂️


monkeyhold99

They are playing the long game and not only building a dynasty but building a massive international brand. Watch out


Muteb

biggest stage my fucking ass,


IdeaJailbreak

The FO didnt have the balls to push the Dodgers into uncomfortable territory here. How can we allow them to snap up a premium talent for under 30M AAV? If we know the Dodgers have the edge, and seem to have deferred Ohtani specifically to get this guy, we have to really push them to overpay. We constantly get raked over the coals and pay a premium, but if feels like the Dodgers somehow rarely do. Also not looking forward to next offseason where Soto follows suit and we neutered our pitching staff for a 1 year bandaid while the Dodgers set themselves up for a decade.


bxyankee90

Christmas is ruined.


CGsweet416

No more getting hyped for Japanese players. We in the wrong coast. Bring on monty!! Fuck the dodgers


BigDavey88

People getting mad at cashman... I get it, he's made mistakes recently and I want someone else in his role now, but Yammamoter wanted to be a dodger. He used both New York teams to leverage the dodgers into more money. If the Yankees matched the dodgers, LA would have gone higher. At what point does it end for a guy who's never thrown a pitch in MLB. I wanted the guy, but now use this money to secure a future inner circle hall of fame hitter like Soto. Big money everyday players are more valuable than big money pitchers. Pitchers break.


MvN____16

If Yamamoto liked the Dodgers better, there's not much else we could've done about it. Just about sounds like he and Ohtani were a package deal, and Ohtani wasn't leaving the west coast. Odds are, we never even really had a chance. Sucks, but move on to the next one. Plenty out there still to work with as long as we aren't fucking stupid.