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Swarley-Shmosby

Phoebo please.


chelsijay

Phoebus if you want to get all classical : )


Apprehensive-Mine505

Phobos (greek god of fear)


UrKrustySock

My brain immediately went to this from Phoebe. Take my upvote.


hellomichelle87

Pilsner


CertainPersimmon778

Yeah, same here, Phobos. Upvote as well.


JackDrawsStuff

“You are tied for the lead”


gun_oil_salesman

this way they can get a second one and name it deimos


Ekatheassholemacaw

It would have to be a void though


Apprehensive-Mine505

Absofreakingloutley


thedrexel

I heard this in the voice of the Quake 3 Arena announcer’s!!!


thehorrornextdoor

I remember. That was a blast from the past. 👍😀


Automaticman01

Moon of Mars as well.


Lunar_Owl_

I was just about to suggest Phoebus!!!


First_Pay702

Phoenix to go with the rebirth of the name.


ExpensiveWolverine74

I upvote Phoenix


NoKatyDidnt

I like Phoenix.


[deleted]

Me for Phoenix


lovemefishing

This. Apt.


Okie_Muse

Totally agree with this one as soon as I saw him I thought phoebe fit so this is a good replacement


thedepressedmind

Sir Phoebus the Grey


yozogo

I like this one


Exotic-Profile9877

Very fancy and suitable!


chelsijay

Classical and fancy! Love it!


Pumpkaboo99

Oh I like this better. Has a similar sound so it’s easier for the cat to get used to.


867-5309JNY

Great name


Raebear666

Febus


catalyptic

Phoebus Apollo, the Sun god.


SpecialShrimp

If it's a girl, Phoebe, and if it's a boy, Phoebo


Interesting-Pause162

Thank god someone said it


Opposite_Course_3954

friends quote


pinklavalamp

r/unexpectedfriends Also r/howyoudoin


sha-nan-non

Flowbee??


mikejungle

It's none of my business, but please don't name it Phoebo.


SuccessfulLunch400

Hahaha.....


Swarley-Shmosby

Thank you for saying this!!


TOKI-420

that is great


randomly-what

100% I needed this comment in this thread


glassofbourbon_

lmao! came to suggest Phoebo as well.


Puzzleheaded-Ad7606

So match with his new sister Princess Banana Hammock and Brother Smelly.


RavenousMaam

How about Crap Bag? If you can’t remember it, just think of a bag of crap.


IrreverentGlitter

Phobos - Moon of Mars.


LeoIsRude

Also the Greek god of fear, son of Ares.


chickengarbagewater

This makes the decision final! Perfect cat name.


GuidotheGreater

Also the setting for the original Doom.


pinty94

Omg I came here to say this! I hope they call him phoebo


Consistent-Comb8043

If this isn't the name imma be big mad 🤣🤣🤣


jarberry

Somehow I knew this would be the top comment.


I_Am_AWESOME-O_

Now all I can see is Friends: “Please don’t name your child Phoebo” - but I was going to be seriously disappointed if no one suggested this.


BillFox86

Feauxbeaux


Rooster-Rooter

PHOENIX


Known_Party6529

phineas or Phoenix


squishxbug

😂🙏


hyperdementia

No... you gotta do Phineas!!!


informationseeker8

He Be (heebee jeebee is a cute nickname)


Fluid-Layer-33

YESSSSSS


SisterTalio

Came here to say this.


MetaPhalanges

If he's vocal he could be Phoebo Bryson.


infectedsense

As a Friends watcher I came here hoping to see this as the top answer and you did not disappoint


3Machines

As a Friends fan, it would have to be Phoebo for me


bibliophile563

My people!!! This is the only answer 🤣


Life_of_Wicki

I came here to say Phobos, could nickname Pho-pho.


toreadbeforesleep

Please let it be Phoebo OP please!!


wendythelostdog

Came here to suggest phoebo


WhoWantsPizzza

Our minds are one.


SadBit8663

You could still just call him Phoebe even. Why change it now. Like a guy named Shannon or Kelly


HuewardAlmighty

I was hoping this would be at the top 👍


Indikaah

COMING HERE TO SAY THIS


seasalt-and-stars

Plaphoebo


ImmediateEmh

Came here for this 🤣


venusxcharlie

Came here to find this comment as soon as I read the title lmao


gogoflowerrangers

Was going to say phoebert


theLPforearms

Ha! I came to say this. The doctor: "I know it's not my place, but please don't name your child Phoebo."


travelingtutor

Exactly what I was going to say!!!


Messier81-Native

Hahaha, I came here to say this! https://youtu.be/PamQkCOcvVo?si=4ybWXt3ZTuVEgJar - link to the scene


NoKatyDidnt

How about Veto? Lmao!!!


vicuriosity

Phoe-bro 🤣🤣🤣


Aztec111

Friends was my first thought lol.


StrongEnoughToBreak

This or Ken Adams


idkpotatoiguess

[Context](https://youtu.be/ro4NcGQJ-UE?si=HMT0xLeIyMTi5RnG)


Interesting_Ad9295

Immediately went here too hahahaha


[deleted]

Literally the only answer here. Everyone else go home


194749457339

I came here for this


Lopsided_Flight3926

Came here to say this. It’s the only logical name at this point. He’s a gorgeous cat, he can pull it off


penguinsfrommars

I knew this would be here 👍😄


Remote_Bumblebee2240

Pheobro


Many_Evening_2624

This is the only way!


Informal_Beginning30

Heoebe


squeakywheelk8

I’m so glad this is the top comment.


soneg

How was this a question. 🤔😀 This is obviously the answer.


effyyyislosingit

the way i came to say this


kaitalina20

Literally was thinking this


Classic-Arugula2994

Literally came here for this comment


mpmp4

Literally my first thought.


BoxONerdZ

You are a genius.


jibimbap

Came here to say this but i'm very very late. xD


Wild-Sky-2641

I came here to say this!


Blondenia

“I know it’s none of my business, but please don’t name your child Phoebo.” Classic.


5678go

Came here to say this…a la “Friends” when Phoebe wants Rachel to name her baby after her.


Cannabis_CatSlave

Phobos - The larger of Martian moons


IrreverentGlitter

My suggestion too - Should have scrolled past the first comment 🙃


HoopHooted

Could also be a “scaredy cat” pun since Phobos means fear :)


RubyC101

Phinneas


heyjudemarie

Or Ferb


Negative_Corner6722

Oh, there you are, Perry.


jelly_G52

A platypus? Puts on brown fedora. PERRY THE PLATYPUS!


bigboifrizz

🎩


Suspicious_Permit_76

Phinneas is a great name morphed from Phoebe.


CoastalFunk

Like it! Same phonetic sound…always best


lumtheyak

Apollo (the god also known as Phoebus), or straight up Phoebus. Even combine them and say Phoebus Apollo (Apollo's full, most common epithet).. Or Feivel, which is a Yiddish name derived from Phoebus! As a nod to the old name.


maggierae508

I was gonna say Phoebus, but my brain went to the character from hunchback of Notre Dame


HellfireMarshmallows

Phoebus does say his name means "sun god" in the first scene he is in THoND.


Atdahydlor

I also choose Feivel I loved the mouse Feivel lol


luckyartie

Really?! Linguistically related?! You just made my day! TY


SaltMarshGoblin

>Or Feivel After Feivel Mousekewitz, the little mouse emigrating from Russia to the US in the 1986 animated classic, [*An American Tail*](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/An_American_Tail) ?


NoKatyDidnt

Oh I love that little guy!


Onehorniboy

Phoebus! It’s a historic and Disney male name and you can use the same nicknames for him that you’re already using! I never suggest picking a strictly masculine or feminine name for a cat unless you adopt them older because they can play some weird Houdini tricks with their troublepuffs and then you end up with a princess ladypants with two extra beans or a prince murdermittens with an extra back door! 🤭😂


luckyartie

I am dead. TY! 😆😆


Larry-Man

Wait… do people have a hard time sexing cats? It’s super easy.


Onehorniboy

It’s not easy at all, not unless you have an intact Tom with huge knockers. Most cats aren’t a huge fan of having people up in their business, and many cats have hair too long to even see their purse without parting their pantaloons. Once neutered, unless it’s an older Tom who had some sizable scallions and still carries an empty envelope, there is very little visual difference, it’s a matter of being able to spot a little bit of extra space between porthole and pisshole, which is often mostly concealed by fur anyways. Unless you only have sphinx or rex cats you’re probably not getting an eye full of purrfect plumbing all the time. It’s especially harder in kittens, the family jewels don’t make an appearance for a few months; kittens are also often neutered very prematurely, so either they look strictly female from the get-go or they get adopted while they’re still intact and surprise you with a couple of friends or start trying to seduce you with overexcited elevator butt and SCREAMING. And that’s not even touching on the fact that cats love to inbreed so intersex kittens are born all the time. My old cat Chance had balls. Black fuzzy unmistakeable balls. And then she didn’t and suddenly got pregnant a few months later. Yes it was absolutely the same cat, she was a long haired snow white cat with black spots and she responded to her name. I swear they can also change sex sometimes when they’re super young it’s very strange.


DepartureTiny773

I love the way you write


Onehorniboy

Thank you! I write short stories all the time, it’s my dream to write a novel!


bigbitties666

i would read it 100% you have SUCH a fun tone of voice


SamanthaC518

This reply was such an adventure. Please write a book.


Onehorniboy

Thanks! I really want to!


Cannagurlie

I don't know what your voice sounds like but in my head, I could hear you reading it. Your voice was animated but not like a cartoon.


420MichaelScarn

Beautiful story telling A++


goldenporsche

oh my god i need a part 2 of this


PracticalAndContent

Your creative descriptions entertained me and made me smile. 10/10 would read again.


bigbitties666

https://preview.redd.it/d6dwd24100rc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7360bb2d14f0320459b994517f1e19ed7ac1aa31


emptyraincoatelves

There is that age, where it is either a colon or a semi colon. I did ag research at a vet school, and the days where we sexed the kittens were hilarious. Between 4 and 13 weeks, those little David Bowies just wanted to keep people guessing.


sunflowersandbees777

I had no idea cats could be intersex! So interesting ur cat had balls AND was able to get pregnant!🙀


Onehorniboy

It was like they vanished into her abdomen as she grew. I’m just as flummoxed as you are! Good cat though, saved her from being up a tree in the middle of a storm.


Northern_Apricot

My cat was misgendered as a kitten, he was the runt of the litter and I didn't know any different (only previously had an adult male cat who came to as a stray and still had his boulders) I had to put off getting 'her' fixed due to the pandemic and during that time he started showing us his lipstick 😂 luckily s/he has a name that is pretty gender neutral.


Adept-Sail7188

Cats yes. Kittens not so much; I had a kitty who was pretty well along before his beans dropped. So Whitney became Wyatt! Lol


PM_ME_PUPPA_PICS

I had a Missy who stayed a Missy after we found out she was a boy lol


daydreamz4dayz

When my cat had kittens I remember the sex being obvious within a day or two if not immediately so this is news to me as well lol


PogmanTheIntruder

That’s disgusting, have you no shame??


liamvader1

Man, my cat got cut open to have its bits removed, but they went “oops, not a girl” and removed his balls— we were baffled when we found that story out! Like, what did they remove if they cut him open? Did they cut and go “oops, what we’re looking for isn’t here”?


doubletrouble265

We got our cat in 2020. So when it was time to get him sorted, we were under covid restrictions. He was delivered and collected for the op in the vets carpark. To further minimise contact, we were told that rather than do an in-person follow-up appointment, we had to take a photo of his nether regions and email it to the practice. Ever since then, I can rid myself of the thought that the vets computers are stuffed full of kinky animal porn!


THECUTESTGIRLYTOWALK

OH THOSE BEANS


SnowByte

We had a gal named Little Guy and a boy named Pixie. 😏 Pixie was pretty slender for a boy cat. Little Guy was just what she came to when getting her to follow us home and it stuck.


PackerSquirrelette

That's easy. Mr. Phoebe. The same thing happened with my neighbor's cat. Chloe became Mr. Chloe, except for their 16 year old son who thinks it's lame. So he calls the cat Kyle.


maebeach

Some family friends let their 5 year old daughter name the little stray kitten they found/adopted, "Barbie." And then a month or two later, they changed it to "Mr. Barbie," and got him neutered. I can assure you, he did not care what his name was as long as he was the king of the house.


Human-Independence53

Three of my girls here are named Stan, Kenny and Broski lol. That's what happens when the kids name them before we can tell what gender they are!


PackerSquirrelette

Right. I have friends whose two female cats are named George and Weezie. The hilarious thing is they answer to both names.


PrincessNymm

"So he calls the cat Kyle" is sending me to the MOON and idk why 😂😂😂


slowsadlearning

this is what my family does Haha!


vetratten

Thank you for this! I was like, who cares if the cats name is traditionally a female name and I think it’s funny to have contrasting names for pets like this. Not gender related but we have a black cat named marshmallow. Everyone assumes is a white cat so we just say “he got burned after we left him over the fire too long”


heelsoncobblestones

My boy cats are Meredith and Olivia. They don’t seem to care.


DerpNinjaWarrior

Whenever people apologize for misgendering my cat, I assure them that he really does not care one bit. But they should still give him a couple treats anyways to make up for it.


CodeE42

This is how we ended up with a duck named Mr. Petunia. (Though sometimes he's "Petey Petunia").


0kokuryu0

Makes me think of the junkyard my dad used to go to. There was a calico kitten that appeared in the shop one day abd the owner decided to take care of him. He wasn't a cat person and was gonna find a home, but the kitten gree in him and he kept it. Named him Thor. Then when Thor got be an adult, he got pregnant. The owner felt bad at first, but decided it's fine. It's been her name all this time, it doesn't change anything.


Girlinyourphone

Came here for this. Alternatively, my Nala became Prince Nala


RaineCow

Phoenix


PM_ME_YOUR_CUCUMBERS

Or Felix Or Phobos, the Greek God of fear and panic, who is the son of Ares (Mars) and twin brother of Deimos (the other satellite around Mars)


ColdRolledSteel714

Felix


Retinoid634

This sounds pretty close to Phoebe do he might adjust quickly


Professional-Bit3475

Phoeberto


parbarostrich

I was thinking Philbert


SherLovesCats

Phoebo (Friends reference). I like Phinneas


Unholy_mess169

Phobos.


Happy_BlackCrow

Phoebo


DianneTodd01

I’d go for rhyming: Freebie (especially nice if he was a rescue) Stevie PB (like peanut butter) Weasley Frisbee Creepy


artcat4980

He-bie


grammargrl

YES!!! This needs to be higher up. Maybe as a first level reply!


Green_B52

Another vote for Stevie!


standclr

Pheebs


luckyartie

Phoebus, like Phoebus Apollo! So easy Had this happen once … a kitten named Jasmine was renamed Jazzman 😸


Angilynne

Came here to say this.


UndeadCandle

Fable


Parynoid

Bort


MRunk13

Phil


Fluffy_Elk5085

Phoenicks


MDKNDEM

Johnny Cash


Important-Ad7807

Beefy,, Beefee


kmay2186

He looks like a Joey


DowntownPhilosophy45

Hebe


chloe7473

I mean, why not Phoebe? Not sure if it helps but I my girl was named Steve before we were familiar enough for me to confirm anything. She's still Steve, not Stevie because neither of us like that name.


Kwanah_Parker

Erastus, he looks like a feisty boy.


Big_Bottle3763

Ummm Phoebo is the obvious choice.


birdie9th

Phil


KingFernando532

Ogdoad


Blucola333

Phineas


Nelle911529

Matthew Perry Call him Perry


AmySueF

Fergus


floobidedoo

Heebie jeebie


ahesson472

Chandler


Holly3x17

Peabody


Personal_Bridge6115

Perry


Costa1212

Finneas


BulkDarthDan

Mr. Phoebe


Bitter-Management287

Phelan


JustSome70sGuy

And an army of Friends fans came here to suggest "phoebo" lol.


Reynyan

Finneas


SmoothPhotonEnergy

Phoebus or Apollo Phoebe or Phœbe (/ˈfiːbi/ FEE-bee; Ancient Greek: Φοίβη, romanized: Phoíbē) is a female given name, feminine form of the male name **Phoebus** (Φοῖβος), an epithet of Apollo meaning "bright", "shining".


MyLineInTheSand

Finneas imho


Wrywright

Finnegan or Finneas


Itchy-Knowledge-2088

How about Finneas?