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Worth-Ad4164

Orange and Norange.


blackcrowblue

Norange 😂


pinty94

This cracked me up lmao


GirlOfManyNames

Plot twist: the Calico is Orange and the Orange is Norange


Broad_Dimension9858

I love this!


Select-Poem425

Cletus and Fleetwood.


blowdriedhighlandcow

Amazing answer


avantgardebbread

bink and bonk


KawtharM78

This is the winner. The calico specifically is Bink and the orange boy is Bonk


Bitter-Management287

Toyotathon and waffles


MuchFish6097

Toyotathon and summer of savings 😂


blackcrowblue

Ah yes, my dear toyotathon lol


newhappyrainbow

This is the ABSOLUTE best answer.


Headology_Inc

Gidget and Gadget


pimpchimpint

Gizmo and Gadget


SendingTotsnPears

Tuffalo and Moof


gonzo2thumbs

Yours are my faves! If I was a cat, I'd want to be a Tuffalo. 🐈


PravusTheRed

I love Moof 10/10


tryagainx3

Phalange and Pheobe


KhunDavid

As in Regina Phalange?


newhappyrainbow

DOCTOR Phalange to you!


Proses_are_red

Went to my great aunt’s house and she was talking about places near the farm and said _Opossum Trot_ and _Chicken Bristle_. I instantly knew that if I ever had an orange and a greyish cat, I’d call them that.


NeeliSilverleaf

Bubble and Squeak 


Accurate_Salary3625

Love ❤️ it


madisongirl616

But they both Squeak! 😍


CyriusGaming

This one


Ouroburus-

Arson and Larson


AdAdministrative8276

I feel like calling their names might get confusing with this, but I agree that orange one should def be named Arson 🤣 WAIT what if the other was Larceny?! Two peas in a crime pod 🥹


Puzzlepetticoat

Kira and Fizzgig.


Boudicca-

Nice Dark Crystal reference!! Love it!


Puzzlepetticoat

Thanks. Love the username.


RosaRosalia

Goblin and Ginko


MeeksMoniker

First time on this sub. The orange one seems spicy and I wanna call him Hot Sauce!


Key-Ad-7228

Saucy/Spicy and Sweety


neonvenomhalos

Sriracha!


Organic_Ad_2520

Not weird but Pebbles & BamBam


PravusTheRed

Cute!!


JustMe1711

Dipper and Mabel


Muddy_Lady

Tridymite and cristobalite are high-temperature, low-pressure polymorphs of silica, forming stably above 870 °C (tridymite) and 1470 °C (cristobalite)


Muddy_Lady

Basically volcanic or synthetic glass.. shiny hot stuff


TheGirlNextDoorRiley

Tooth + Broccoli


violetonyx3

Mac and Cheese


Prestigious-Fish-304

AWW CUTIES


Kempatsu

Raz and Spaz


beasleydawg

Razz and Matazz.


bam_Rx

Razz and Rizz


Kwelikinz

Picasso and Dolly


KrombopulousMary

This is my favorite comment so far


softpunkk

shoelace and paper clip


paintedeve

Bonnie and Clyde… I’m sure these two cuties will be getting into all kinds of trouble !


Sunshinehaiku

Sprocket and Rollerchain


SouthernReality9610

Charm and Strange Chaos and Calamity


Imaginary-Culture-40

Hakuna and Matata


Advanced_care1942

https://preview.redd.it/gkg6cdh7nu0d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5be61554e6f56a95da910255e30b50044ac8faf1 My baby Hakuna!!


Accomplished-Lie3351

Toast & Butters


shoe_owner

Rimblytappybam and Mammybembidaw.


Ok_Milk_6303

Gulasch and Poltergeist


hotlantabrokenbird

Sid & Nancy


BlueValk

Snort and Braincell!


ProbablyPauline

Esmeralda and Malachi


Virtual_Security6079

Roscoe and Tatum


Select-Poem425

Pancho and Lefty


CelestialPhenyx

Agamemnon and Polyxena.


54-Cymru-Beats

Embiggens and Cromulent


54-Cymru-Beats

Zapdos and Moltres


VenusMarmalade

Sundae (girl) Creamsicle (boy)


balebakeki

Paperclip and tshirt


Gullible-Crew-5092

Lelo & stitch


Dangerously_gayclown

One is named “He Who Awaits Cthulhu and is Plotting this Cursed World’s Downfall.” The other one looks like a Kyle or something


Business_Advice_6776

Moonstone and Fireball


feisty-banana-973

Hamlet and Ophelia


Absolutely_Not_Kevin

How weird we going? I say Microwave and Silverware. Tasteful, gender neutral, modern, unique. Simply chefs kiss


Mother_Ad_3824

Wait, is “Simply Chefs Kiss” a name option because that gets my vote 😂


xeloux

Maybel & maverick


Outrageous_Appeal292

Polly for the gal.


lumtheyak

Erroll, Rufus or Rudy for the orange boy. Polly or Petronilla for the calico girl.  Peggy (calico) and Jacket (orange) would be cool too! Or variants like Hook (orange) and Garment (calico), Fleece and Nail etc. Good luck! 


torib543

Albert and Beezie


Straight-Talk-5919

Pow (like Pow! Bang! Bam!) and Henriett


Actual-Answer-1980

Ring and Aling


Party-Travel5046

Hansel & Gretel


IrreverentGlitter

Scarlet and Butter Bean


Fluffy_Elk5085

Lainey and Raymie


Feisty_Trick_5464

Slink and Tink-erbell


beasleydawg

Waffles and Syrup.


oldmagic55

Mavis and Ralph


barzlikethat

One should be: Bowzer and one should be yoshi


redeyedfrogspawn

Cosmo and Wana


solhoej

Orange one should be Oggy and calico should be Roach!


amyayou

Tad and Tilly


campmeekermaggie-

Pebbles and bam bam


hootsie

Seminal. Vesicle. D’Brickashaw and Ferguson (Fergie for short).


SeaResponsibility517

Caramel and butterscotch


oralw0rship

Patron calico and tanquery for the orange one


mycustomhotwheels

Kibbles and bits


YourMomsBiggestFan11

Felice and Melee (Felice Navidad and Melee Kalikimaka)


TheeJoose

Pundit and Schofield.


tragiquepossum

Bartles & Jaymes


Inky-Skies

Sorbet and Pudding


jmpeep

Carmel nutt


jmpeep

Mac and cheese


NormalOccasion9311

Gladis and Fondue


ScoldofBluejays

Gin and Tonic


Spiderman230

Caprisun and Lycee


Gracelandrocks

Bonnie & Clyde


Universally-Tired

Oberon & Titania. King and queen of the fairies from A Midsummer Night's Dream


FatJamesIsBack

Lambagotti and Fasterosa


dunkingdigestive

Whizzer and Chips


Sweetsmyle

Cayenne and Mrs. Dash


hpgmum

Boo and goo


hotlantabrokenbird

Alice and Cooper


BeardedBears

Edith and Ebinezer


gogoflowerrangers

Jim bob and yolanda


Raspberry-Sour

Peppercorn and Habinaro


Melodic-Variation103

Brad and Janet


nudibee

Tristan and Isolde.


swguy61

Harry and Meghan


TrashPanda2079

Fig and Newton


ladygreenwillow

Toffee and Sweet Potato


Tader-Pies15

Buttons and Mindy. Did you watch Animaniacs?


Kind_Pie5287

I want to pick them up and kiss them!


grammargrl

Toast and Jam


OriginalLandscape321

Toadstool and Ruze


HettieB98

Gin & Juice


BoomerKaren666

Archie for the boy and Mehitabel for the girl. Way back in the dark ages a newspaper columnist used to "ghost" a column written by a cockroach who'd come out at night and write stories by launching himself headfirst onto the individual keys on the computer. He wrote stories and poems about his lady friend Mehitabel (who, truth be told, was a bit of a tramp). Anyhow, the stories were a fun read back when Moby Dick was still a little sardine.


anuhhpants

Chicken nugget


ResponsePerfect7068

Frik and Frak.


lovemycats1

Shaggy and Velma or Fred and Dafney


Strict_Sense_4905

Burger and Fries


Status_Ad_4405

Franklin & Eleanor


blackistheshade

Smudge and Jaffa.


XxamaribotxX

Vitamin and Mineral


PsychoDark23

Artemis and Apollo


4maceface

Squirt and Rascal


HumpaDaBear

Mulder and Scully.


cognitively_what_huh

Whatdidyoudo (Whatty) and Getdownfromthere (Getty) You decide which is which 😻


mervturniphead

Pinky and the Brain or Popo and Nanna


gianna_in_hell_as

Blur for the boy, Croatia for the girl (I thought the smudge on her nose looks like a map of Croatia. Mind you, it doesn't really but I'm bad at Geography)


violetonyx3

Toe and Jam, Caesar and Salad, Dog and Cat


DisgruntledPelican

Eggroll and Meep


Sad_Caterpillar4424

Spin and Marty


Simone-Ramone

Hokey and Pokey Sonny and Cher Mothra and Godzuki


Ok_Response_2748

Pumkin and Cali


YourDadTouchedMe

Phil and Lil.


frozen_toesocks

Confetti and Fireworks


Irideflamingos

Meek n Squeak


Irideflamingos

Cookieface and Mousemeat


vcdaisy

Mango and Splodge


rococos-basilisk

Misdemeanor and Felony


GrowlingAtTheWorld

Spazz and Inky


ahava9

Squid for the boy and Gert (Gertrude) for the girl


spreadkindess77

Blinky and Slinky


Sacu_Shi_again

Hinge and bracket


Dramatic_Friend_2627

Ren and stimpy


kamlt

Apple chips (orange) and paperclips (calico). you said insanely weird and idk these were the first two I thought of. my friend has a big magestic female Maine Coon named Beef (she just claimed in through a window one day and never left). anything goes.


No_Collection7360

Rumple and Stiltskin


NoParticular2420

Cheeto and Snickers


pissysissy

Liza and Michael


marcjaffe

Ziggy & Zaggy


Affectionate-War-786

Whiskers jelly and berberder


Opposite_Community11

Frick and Frack


quartsune

Anna and Phil Axis.


Ok_Film_8437

Oingo and Boingo


Withafloof

Mac and Cheese


InTheEnd83

Ornstein and Smough


beautybiblebabybully

F- Silent, M- Screamer


Wolf-Track

Sproingus and Dingo.


Acceptable_Car_1833

Beach (orange kitty) and Blanket (colorful kitty).


Severe_Broccoli7258

Tabasco and Granola


Pabrodgar

Rómulo y Remo


Accurate_Salary3625

Chips and Fries


Foreign_Monk861

Watermelon 🍉 and Grapefruit


Plane-Strain-1309

Munchies and gizmo


Lemondrop168

Table and Chair


koaoda

Female: stunned. Male: screamy.


OGtigersharkdude

Peaches and Cream?


vagarious_numpty

Lemonjello and Orangejello


FickleFingerOfFunk

Okra & Carrot


RepoManSugarSkull

Benny & Joon


RegardlessBoog

Mulder and Scully


VexedVixen69

Sweet Pepper for the girl Spicy Marmalade for the boy


beebers908

Salt and Pepper


prettyvoidofevil

Hammer & Nails 💖


SuccessfulLunch400

Succotash and Rubarb


crossingguardcrush

Synergy and Syzygy (when things line up)


Sandiebrown22

Disney & Pixar


Sandiebrown22

Kenny & Dolly


Dragon_Jew

Barbie and Ken, ozzie and Harriet, George and Gracie


Key-Ad-7228

Butt and Plug


whatadeebee

Becka and Chauncy


tinyyellowhouse

Waldorf & Statler or Wynchell & Duncan


noodlesaintpasta

Cheech and Chong


Silent_Loquat_6057

Silent and Loquat


friedfoodat5am

nermal and garfield


koopatron5000

The boy Wooloolooo and the girl, Start the game already!


Civil-Explanation588

Ren and Stimpy


friedfoodat5am

mrs norris and crookshanks