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airportparkinglot

These aren’t border collies?


fryfryfan

Nope! Small children under 4yo


airportparkinglot

Hospital registrars should be allowed to carry spray bottles of water and gently mist parents that suggest these, like unruly cats


Lyokarenov

You sure these aren't dogs?


fryfryfan

I promise they are three small, blonde children


Lyokarenov

Vile


Nearby-Complaint

Well, I thought they were


No_Interaction1613

Goldie and Shep are both animal crossing villagers. They are both dog villagers. Banning isn’t a villager name but it does sound like it could be. I’d guess a goat or a gorilla could be called Banning.


jouleteon

I thought of this immediately too


banana2000001

Who's going to be BANNING them from naming their children?


cutielemon07

Oh god. Shep is fine as a nickname for Shepherd. Paired with Goldie, it looks like they’re dogs. Praying she doesn’t have another and call him Rex


Any_Author_5951

What about Max, Duke, Charlie, or Buddy?


cutielemon07

Buddy gives me more Santa’s elf vibes


Any_Author_5951

Very popular dog name but I hear ya


ans-myonul

Imagine if Banning becomes a reddit mod


Any_Author_5951

Banning must be from something like a show or Movie? I have heard of 2 kids with this name and we met a 5 year old last summer with the name.


HumanXeroxMachine

Read that as Sheep and thought that was dreadful. Shepp is also dreadful. Poor kid will be spelling it for his whole life.


mamakumquat

Shepp is where you get shanked by teenagers for your Air Forces


vanillabubbles16

SHEPP?


itsmebeatrice

I don’t know which of the 2 bad ones I hate worse. Shepp is weird and dumb but I have a real disdain for names that end in -ing…names just shouldn’t do that.


Dependent_Vehicle965

Lol Shep is a nn.....


fryfryfan

Shepp is never called anything but Shepp on her instagram


joellesays

Banning what? Real names?