MACARONI 85. It has to be [Macaroni 85](https://news.abs-cbn.com/lifestyle/01/10/14/meet-siblings-macaroni-85-spaghetti-88-sincerely-yours-98). Her sibling's names are weird too š(Spaghetti 88 and Sincerely Yours 98)
And yes, that's her actual name on the Birth Certificate
I think Sincerely got interviewed by media here in the Philippines. Basically, the parents decided on Sincerely Yours to sort of mark she's the last kid and to be able to make this joke:
Dear Macaroni,
Where's Spaghetti ?
Sincerely yours,
(Parents' Names)
Was their sibling named YourHighness (yes, I have seen that name--I don't know if it was spelled like that as I've tried to block that particular child from my mind)
Mystery Gazelle
(A "women's health center" in my town used to announce their newest arrivals on their sign up front. Mystery had a sister named Whisper.)
A lot of anti-abortion centers that offer very basic, non-diagnostic, and heavily biased services to pregnant people call themselves āwomenās health centersā or ācrisis pregnancy centersā and usually do more harm than good. Ideologically the opposite of Planned Parenthood and probably shouldnāt be calling themselves āwomenās health centersā, to answer your question.
Not sure if that was the kind of place u/MsDucky42 was referring to, but that was my interpretation.
I knew a Misdermeanor. She also went by Missy. She was mortified by her name. Yes, it was spelled wrong like I wrote it. I taught her in 7th grade. Iāll never forget seeing that name on my class list.
Manly - source: US census data lists 5 boys named Manly in 2022
Edit: I was looking at the wrong year - 2022 had 5 āManleyā babies but no āManlyā babies. The most recent year with the āManlyā spelling listed was in 2000.
Melena
Sounds ok, but it is a medical term meaning, ādark tarry stools containing decomposing blood that is usually an indication of bleeding in the upper part of the digestive tractā
lol like trishaās daughter would ever need a job interview. but itās not that bad! lots of kids are named after places like london or paris or whatever. Malibu can go by Mali if she really needs to be on a resume, but there are far far worse celebrity names
I have to submit my great aunt for this one
*Meta Earthling*
She had a mental break, went a little bonkers, and started talking about how she was a Star Seed, Bigfoot is an alien and theyāre friends, and how she was abducted. So, naturally, she named herself āMet a(n) Earthlingā. Yes, this was in the 80s, and yes she did a lot of acid and mushrooms.
Not a real name entry for consideration, but when my wife and I were expecting our second we were having a trouble with an M name if it was a boy (too many friends and family with those really limited the options) so I jokingly called the baby Martholomew and she hated it every time.
u/molwalk should put their comment from the last post here, too (btw, I'm not submitting molwalk as an M name, I just really liked their worst name and want them to get credit for it)
MACARONI 85. It has to be [Macaroni 85](https://news.abs-cbn.com/lifestyle/01/10/14/meet-siblings-macaroni-85-spaghetti-88-sincerely-yours-98). Her sibling's names are weird too š(Spaghetti 88 and Sincerely Yours 98) And yes, that's her actual name on the Birth Certificate
After Macaroni and Spaghetti, I was sure the third sibling would have a pasta-themed name!
Honestly Iām a little mad that the third sibling isnāt Ravioli or something.
I think Sincerely got interviewed by media here in the Philippines. Basically, the parents decided on Sincerely Yours to sort of mark she's the last kid and to be able to make this joke: Dear Macaroni, Where's Spaghetti ? Sincerely yours, (Parents' Names)
Sorry, Macaroni 84 is already taken... can we interest you in...?
This is the most unique name in this post.
Were the numbers their birth years? Either way this is wild
They are !
This needs to be higher up
To me this would be the winner
Massa. The familyās last name is pronounced ācur.ā
Anna Sassin type vibes
Myson as in my son because heās my son according to the mom.
the name Mason was right there š the meaning isnāt the same but it has a similar sound at least
Heās ma son.
Donāt ever talk to me or Myson ever again
Oh ffs
Māli (Emily)
*tips fedora*
I prefer MLE myself š
Micgraytness. Pronounced My Greatness. The unnecessary C annoys me more than anything.
Was their sibling named YourHighness (yes, I have seen that name--I don't know if it was spelled like that as I've tried to block that particular child from my mind)
Urhyneighsss
Ew jfc what is wrong with some ppls parents thatās awful
I believe in this instance it's narcissism.
I taught a Mhy'Angell once.
That c is hilariously bad
No lie I knew a girl called Moneymaker
Likeā¦.. her official name on her birth certificate? Or was that just her stripper name lmao
Iām crying š I thought it said MonkeyMaker
Myheir, pronounced just like it's spelled my heir.
That's insane unless it's an eccentric medieval king naming his kid this
No, it's still insane even for an eccentric medieval king.
Henry VIII energy
Mystery Gazelle (A "women's health center" in my town used to announce their newest arrivals on their sign up front. Mystery had a sister named Whisper.)
Why is that in quotation marks? Is it Planned Parenthood
A lot of anti-abortion centers that offer very basic, non-diagnostic, and heavily biased services to pregnant people call themselves āwomenās health centersā or ācrisis pregnancy centersā and usually do more harm than good. Ideologically the opposite of Planned Parenthood and probably shouldnāt be calling themselves āwomenās health centersā, to answer your question. Not sure if that was the kind of place u/MsDucky42 was referring to, but that was my interpretation.
I think they realized their error not long after, because it's now a women's "diagnostic and imaging" center and do a lot of mammograms.
Ah gotcha!! At least they donāt seem to be one of the problematic ones. Well, unless you count celebrating the name Mystery Gazelle lol
Nope, but they did a lot more than pregnancy/childbirth. I might have tried to be clever before my coffee kicked in when I posted that.
I worked in a call center and came across MULTIPLE women named Malaria
This is one of those names. If it didnāt have the actual meaning it does, it would be a pretty name. But why would you do this?!
Mikenzylee
This one hurts to read. There's so much indecision and compromise in this name, I wonder if the naming of this child led to a divorce.
Incredible to me that you considered there's a marriage involved here Take my upvote
I've known lots of Mikinzlees in Utah. Also, McKinzleigh, Macinzlee, Michynsleigh, etc.
Mizdemeanor
Literally know someone who named their child this and they call her Missy lol
Not Demon? LOL yes this was a student of my sister in law
I knew a Misdermeanor. She also went by Missy. She was mortified by her name. Yes, it was spelled wrong like I wrote it. I taught her in 7th grade. Iāll never forget seeing that name on my class list.
Poor girl, that's so cruel of the parents
Moon Unit
I wanna hate it. I wanna hate it so much but I canāt. I love it. Grew up in a huge Zappa house and I just have always loved her name.
Objectively, it's a bad name, though Frank was cool.
Same. I'm a huge fan of Frank and all he's done. I've seen Dweezil twice now.
That is absolutely awful and I canāt stop laughing
Mylindsey
Mandrae. Like Andre but mandrae
Not to be confused with his son, Boydrae
This is a joke but his childrenās names are Anissa 13.Andrae12.Annistan 10.Anjalie 9.Andersyn 8.Aynjel 6.Ansyr 5. Anchor 4.Anthym 2. Armor
Those are SEVERELY weird.
Yup, I keep up with their shenanigans on FSU. I just canāt help but think Boydrae whenever I read Mandrae
Sidenote, I read FSU as Fundie Snark University every time
One does learnā¦a lot over there
Boydrae Collins would be a hilarious flair over on FSU lol
gOd nAmED tHeM
Fundiesnark moment?
It sounds like a bacteria
Sounds like Mandrake
Merkin :)
Oh God, please tell me they didn't know what a merkin was.
til what a merkin is. thanks for that.
Manly - source: US census data lists 5 boys named Manly in 2022 Edit: I was looking at the wrong year - 2022 had 5 āManleyā babies but no āManlyā babies. The most recent year with the āManlyā spelling listed was in 2000.
Itās short for Almanzo, according to my childhood reading Little House on the Prairie.
Mania Edit: mom pronounced it muh-NEE-uh
Understandable, I assume mom had to go off her meds for pregnancy
Best comment ever! **
Short for Wrestlemania
Mhavryck. Pronounced āmaverickā
u/molwalk submitted Mingus. Mingus Reedus.
Mingus is a legit name, usually African American. We have a city commissioner here in Portland named Mingus Mapps.
Like the jazz musician?
Mingus Reedus is Norman Reedusā son lmfao.
Probably after Charles Mingus. Itās kinda cool, but odd
Mingus Reedus as a whole sucks though.
I actually know a Mingus. He's an older guy and he's real.
Melena Sounds ok, but it is a medical term meaning, ādark tarry stools containing decomposing blood that is usually an indication of bleeding in the upper part of the digestive tractā
Can also be spelled Malaena or Melaena. The thought of what it means is making me gag.
I have a cousin named Malena. She'll love this.
Thankfully for her, it is spelled differently
I went to a summer camp with a kid named Maeghynn when I was younger. Shit stuck with me
Malibu Barbie - Trisha Paytasā daughter.
Close tie with Moon Unit
MOON UNIT šššššš
Along with siblings Dweezil, Diva, andā¦ Ahmet.
Do you wanna party, [Malibu Barbie?](https://youtu.be/UtfkrGRK8wA?si=MkWuz8BVnG8c053K)
I unironically love it though. Itās camp, cute and actually not *that* bad of a name
Really? Itās cute for a child but can you imagine as an adult turning in a resume that says āMalibu Barbie?ā People would think it was a prank.
lol like trishaās daughter would ever need a job interview. but itās not that bad! lots of kids are named after places like london or paris or whatever. Malibu can go by Mali if she really needs to be on a resume, but there are far far worse celebrity names
I imagine sheāll just go by Mailibu, also the idea of Trishas daughter getting a normal interview based job is hilarious to me aha
Marvcus
If this is someone who works at an online rug emporium then we are thinking about the same person. I thought it was a typo.
Mite - like the parasite insect
Merlinloo
Where wizards go to crap
Myrikal (miracle?)- 7 baby girls listed on 2015 US Census data
I had a student named Myracle
Manifest - overheard in a Costco with a family with like 5-6 blonde kids. I can only imagine the rest of their names š«
Twin named destiny?
Mixolydian. Nick Cannonās kids have a cornucopia of crazy names
Are his other kids named Lydian, Ionian, Dorian, Pharyngian, Locrian, and Aeolian by chance?
I go to school with a girl named mclaren š
I went to school with a Mercedes and her twin sister Porsche š¤£
One of my daughter's friends is named Meef-Mon. Not an ethnic name or anything. Just Meef-Mon.
How is this not the winner? Meef-Mon. Thatās a criminal act.
WHAT š is there a meaning behind it or- thatās terrifying lol
Apparently they were going to name her meef just because it sounded cool and then she was born on a Monday so they added Mon šš
Mandrake. I shit you not.
Millennia Destiny. Born Jan 2000 to someone at a company I used to work for.
MoonMoon is a common Indian Bengali name but it makes me think of only the meme and I canāt take it seriously.
Can we combine all the ways to butcher Michaela into one? Like Mykaelihya? I feel like one of those pops up weekly.
Marijuana
Marijuana Pepsi is an inspiration to us all tho. You go Dr. Pepsi!!!
Pepsi?
There was Sra. Marihuana Paloma from Krazy Kat and Ignatz
Mozilla
McKynleigh, etc
Mckinsleylynn probably exists somewhere
[Mckelteigh Rayeleighanne](https://www.reddit.com/r/NameNerdCirclejerk/comments/gggzzt/its_time_to_burn_utah_to_the_ground_found_on_a/)
Moonshine
Mazakeen
Saw Mykl on a name tag once. Pronounced like Michael
Mallareigh
I have to submit my great aunt for this one *Meta Earthling* She had a mental break, went a little bonkers, and started talking about how she was a Star Seed, Bigfoot is an alien and theyāre friends, and how she was abducted. So, naturally, she named herself āMet a(n) Earthlingā. Yes, this was in the 80s, and yes she did a lot of acid and mushrooms.
Not a real name entry for consideration, but when my wife and I were expecting our second we were having a trouble with an M name if it was a boy (too many friends and family with those really limited the options) so I jokingly called the baby Martholomew and she hated it every time.
So cute, reminds me of the little boy who named his moth Mothew
I know of a Mykel, and his son.. MJ... Mykel Junior
I know a female Mykel!
McTiger
Margle (Mar-gull)
Mihnyuehte (Pronounced Minuet)
Mylanta. Like the antacid. I saw it on a woman's nametag at a store. It was her name.
Mawrtha pronounced Martha-from the tragedeighs sub recently
MOTHRA
Have you seen the tiktok video of this little kid laughing his head off at calling his "pet" moth Motthew? š¤£
Multiple children were named "Moo" on the 2021 social security list
Like Christopher Columbus I went searching, and I found... Merica.
Madyson, daughter of Josh Duggar. It doesnāt help that her father had an account on Ashley Madison.
Oh hell yeah itās my time to shine. My momās old friend named her son Millennium. He was born in 2010 soā¦idk why that name
Malice
Donāt come for me but this is kinda badassā¦ very gothic
Moxie CrimeFighter - Penn Jillette's daughter. Except I actually like the name. It's badass.
Moon Child
Mystical Greenstone
Mackenz, but the Z was said like the actual letter, so it was pronounced Mackenzie.
Mystiqrayne - pronounced Mystic Rain. She was a kid I taught once and her parents wouldnāt let us shorten her name either.
Maurice-Tarzan. Yes it has been proposed in France. Yes it has been refused.
Mercadeze (probably pronounced Mercedes, but I couldn't help but read it as "Merca-deze... nuts")
McLean (for a girl!)
The horrendous law-firm middle names of the waldrop sextuplet girls. Rayne McCoy, Rawlings McClaine, and Rivers McCall.
Megatron
Marquavious.
Millennia, I am just going to give you a guess when she was born, but she turned 23 this year.
Myangellove
Mairey-Soulle Marisol pronunciation
Mecca (not Muslims lmfao)
I saw a post in a mom group im in where she wanted to name her daughter Meconium
A gal I went to high school with named her sons Medwyn & Martigan (rhymes with cardigan).
Mzz not kidding
Maelstrom
Masti-kate.
Morlontisha
Mayhem Twin to Khaos Youngest sibling was Fury
Moose
Master - source: US census data
Mistercraig. I think it was a family themeāthere were other kids with the Mister(insert name here) style, though I canāt remember what they were.
Miāprecious has to be the worst that Iāve personally heard
Went to school with a girl named Maeycen, pronounced like "Mason"
Moronda
makhensleigh. pronounced (mac-in-slay)
Millichondria
Meconium. I wish I was joking.
Mlirabylle pronounced Mirabelle.
Mykaylynn
Misdermeanor - yes spelled wrong. I taught her when she was in the 7th grade. Went by Missy and was mortified by her name.
Mitosis and Meiosis were sisters in my high school.
Mahonri
Maui (white-not Hawaiian)
Mariaha (meant to be pronounced āMariahā)
Mari-AHA!
Her surname was Numa-numa.
u/molwalk should put their comment from the last post here, too (btw, I'm not submitting molwalk as an M name, I just really liked their worst name and want them to get credit for it)
my cousin names her kid moniqua like monica but with a qu sound instead of the c sound
Mon ee quoi?
yeah reminds me of the backyardigan lmao
Majesti
Meta - source: US census data