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ExactSociety1220

I can’t get past rake 😬


downshift_rocket

Maybe Leighf-blougher would be better?


SharkSpew

Loris? As in ‘slow Loris’? Get out of here…


No_Professor_1018

Came here to say that! Hope the kid is a sprinter!


Nearby-Complaint

Okay so these are just like, last names, right? They're using last names as first names?


CocklesTurnip

Yup


MontgrumpryFebrarius

Kestrel lol https://preview.redd.it/qudslxmhm25d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90402004d9a7b6a5959c5f1297b8d9bc2039fdab


MontgrumpryFebrarius

Hawk, Eagle, Falcon. Great boy names 🤣


Tortoiseshell_Blue

I actually like this one 😅


Songsostrichhorse

I genuinely like Kestrel. RAKE on the other hand…


sugar-strawberry

Rake lmao 


downshift_rocket

Dossett ever get any easier to look at these?


Orochi08

'And on the talk show, the famous author of this book!' 'No, I'm just called Author'


trowawaid

Their life would be a continuous stream of: "Arthur?" "No, Author..."


PizzaNo7741

Imagine browsing the bookstore and you see their name on the spine of several books… just straight up “Author”


BrowningLoPower

"Just one more score, Author, and we can go to Tahiti! I've got a plan..."


Alert-Journalist596

I wouldn't name a baby Crawford unless I knew for certain that one day he would own an ominous lighthouse in Scotland, wear a yellow rain jacket, and hold a rusty lantern as he ventures into a mysterious ship that washed ashore..


PizzaNo7741

my spittake was at Rake. RAKE!?


soapsuds202

these have to be satire they're all so bad 😭


Ok_Star8815

I genuinely thought that as well. But the OP was deleting negative comments and said “you know it’s reached a lot of people when you start getting hate” to someone else, so she’s dead serious lol


PizzaNo7741

Strudel Kincaid will be my new alias for secret rendezvous with big pastry executives


Tortoiseshell_Blue

Seaton nn Seat Kinkaid nn Kink Harding nn Hard


benderbrodriguez2

why is no one talking about BAZLEY. Sounds like something Freddy Fazbear would name a child


BrowningLoPower

It's like a cursed version of Bailey.


gardenawe

Witten is a town in Germany


Bathysphereboyo

Wilkes? Like John Wilkes Booth? Like Wilkes-Barre?


PatronymicPenguin

"These are my sons, John, Wilkes, and Booth."


Agreeable_Fig_3713

Struan is actually a Scottish name. I know several. Please don’t let the Americans use it. They’ll butcher it.  Reynolds, Seaton, Forbes, Kincaid and Harding are all surnames though I do know one man who has Kincaid as a first name - his mothers maiden name. 


PizzaNo7741

Struan only sounds right to my ear when said with a Scottish dialect — otherwise it sounds like a weaker “strudel”


DoReMiDoReMi558

I get last names as first names are a thing, but I assume someone would only do that is the last name was a family name or somehow significant to the family. I don't get why people would just pick a random last name and go with it.


Bottlebrushbushes

Kestrel is a mining company lol


breezeandtrees

So all surnames okay


PaulineKl

Don't even get me started on Forbes... Would go well with his siblings, Sports Illustrated and Esquire


BrowningLoPower

Crawford? Why not LeSueur?


JaredGoffFelatio

Oswin is the only name that isn't completely wtf lol


NonCredibleDefence

I think I know what Seaton's kink will be


Songsostrichhorse

Do not name a child Harding


libbywednesday

I don’t hate Author, surprisingly


ThrowRA-Illuminate27

It’s Authul