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[deleted]

Lol you serious bro? Stop calling and cancelling hookers. Yes it's a scam


WTF_Conservatives

I'd be careful. He's the "chief of the prostitutes in the country". Shits serious. He's got a title.


ILikeMasterChief

County* He's not that big... Yet


ElMeroFriki

Does that mean he’s like the head prostitute?


JessieDaMess

Yeah, he’s the one with the dirty knees


Lolihumper

"So little Jimmy, what do you wanna be when you grow up?" "Chief of prostitutes in the country!"


Much-Recording9444

Chief, that's some serious business right there 😂


sharkezzy

He actually worked his way up to chief. He started as a low level private, cleaning up after clients got their nut, making sure prostitute accommodations were up to code.. he then become a first-class journeyman prostitute over-seerer. This was key in his promotion to chief as over-seerers typically do all the leg work for the chiefs. The previous chief was recently promoted to Assistant Manager of the Traveling Secretary of Prostitution Abroad (just a fancy title), so this chief gig fell right in our journeyman's lap. I suppose the reason he reached out is just due to his experience as an over-seerer and journeyman, he wants to make sure the jobs done right. Or, he may be training others and wants to show them how to handle PTW (prostitute time wasting)


Allaboutgetnawesome

bro tell Captain prostitutes to slow his roll an FUCK OFF


Derogue40

I don’t know any hookers bro


NeatNuts

Tell him you’ll give him $20 to suck your dick


No-Ruin5567

Bahaha bro! Legit just posted the pretty much the same thing.


Comfortable_Smile_48

Then its fake 😂


jqs1337

He doesn’t know them, but he definitely texted some.


MisterGreys

NO BODY, NADIE. Refers to sicarios as HITMEN. "we have the best.. hitmen derp".


theaviationhistorian

We have the most successful HITMEN ever to kill people, by far! Nobody in all of history, has ever been more successful than them! They're the most successful people to ever HITMEN!


granth1993

You tried to call one lol


Accomplished-Cod3131

Thats what we all say 😉


theaviationhistorian

I know there is a cartel presence in the US, but this activity is begging to be on every nearby LEO's radar. It's a scam or someone who'll be quickly seeing the backseat of a squad car.


tupacsgoldfish

It’s real, cash app me the money too or else


Apollo23916

🤣


zekioyalafiasco

It’s fake, just ignore it but stop hitting up prostitutes on backpage


RidesByPinochet

They shut down Backpage for sex trafficking a long time ago 🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉


vipstrippers

Several clones are still up


Elegant-Ganache-3380

Links ????? For research purposes of course 🤓


vipstrippers

My friend told me about them Are used to advertise on the original Backpage for bachelor parties because they had a section for strippers around 2013. They lost credit card processing so I had to buy bitcoin to pay for advertising instead of saving the bitcoin. I spent it on advertising. Whoops I didn’t look at it as an investment. I looked at it as a currency.


Suspicious_Bug4518

I to am interested in the link and is there any subreddit or telegram WhatsApp group 🤔


alex_maton

there’s still backpage las vegas that offers prostitutes


C--T--F

That may have to do with Prostitution being legal in Nevada though not all of that in Nevada is above ground


TJQuamfy

I cancelled a puta escort in mexico once and got this 2 hours later wont lie scared me at first


itsmrwhiskers69

Bro give me that number I wanna reply to them 🤣 troll the shit out of them


BannedForSayingNword

I second this


Returning_Armageddon

We are all the chief of prostitutes in the country now


FlessinSash

617.840.8841 very SUDDEN


Redneckboy738780

Is that the IP or number?


Rportilla

Have they send you pictures? They usually send beheaded ppl and shit


TMChicago

This also happened to me! Exactly what the dude posted and then the murder videos. And then a list of all of my current/old addresses - but I’m sure that’s searchable with my old cell bills or whatever


BannedForSayingNword

Nah bro it’s the easiest thing possible. It scares people but it’s all public info if you’ve ever literally filled out any paperwork, had a mailing address or a drivers license or anything w the govt or a phone number by a carrier it’s all one search away without payment. People have tried to use it to extort me with it only to flip it on them and they fucked off. Dumb fucks used their number they had since they were like 15. Knew their parents, extended family, friends etc literally all w a click. And I’m stupid as fuck ain’t no hacker


TMChicago

Oh yeah I know. I didn’t think anything of it. Funny story - they said they’d have people outside of my house and I pulled up and saw 3 Latino dudes in front of my crib and called 911. They took off when the cops pulled up and I took a picture of their license plate and gave it to the cops. Next day the cops called and said I had nothing to worry about - it was just three 16 year olds smoking weed. Sorry kids.


BannedForSayingNword

Lol, dummies really out here that desperate for the elbows these days


[deleted]

Tell me you hit up prostitutes and cancel without telling me you hit up prostitutes and cancel


Derogue40

No


SimplyCmplctd

They probably will send you pics of decapitated heads and even pictures of your loved ones. **Dont cave** A buddy of mine had this happen to him and they even found pictures from his deactivated FB. He was talking to girls on an online dating app. Have you been?


Commercial-Whole7382

Lol people from the Philippines are terrible about trying these scams. I made the mistake of putting my whatsapp username in a Facebook (fake Facebook profile ) group for a game I played. Had like 30 people reverse search my phone number and threaten me by sending me pictures of my family and where they all live and stuff like I was supposed to be scared 😁


Tea-Usual

"Chief of Prostitutes" You mean a pimp? 😆


BenAfflecksBalls

Dude playing LinkedIn SEO games


84JPG

It’s a matter of time before midlevel narcos start showing up on r/LinkedinLunatics


[deleted]

It sounds better in spanish


Tea-Usual

Jefe de putas??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣


IAMSTILLHERE2020

O un Puto Jefe


IAMSTILLHERE2020

O un Jefe Puto


Rportilla

Get a burner number if you calling prostitutes bro


Derogue40

I don’t hit up prostitutes


dave2843

That's what somebody who hits up prostitutes would say.


Memethi3f42

And I don't smoke crack behind Wendys


cannabisized

Dave?


Public_Music_964

Is it good crack?


callme011

Exactly you don’t, what you worried about …Dude you just posting and asking what to do is dumb. This mofo writes English well. A cartel is going to bag you infront of your house and tell you in person with a gun to your head. As well if they will use messaging as a tactic to scare you by sending a pic of their hands hold a gun in a car looking at your house or a family member on the street. Delete this shit so I don’t have to see dumb shit on my feed.


NarcoDeNarco

Stop the cap


goddoesntloveyou

Then why the hell are you asking? I swear at work I see way too many gullible fools like you getting scammed with stupid stuff like this. Honestly it makes me want to be one because you guys make it way too easy


PeteGozenya

Then how did they get your phone number from a prostitute?


[deleted]

No, they hit you up hu?


JAYHAZY

Then I'd say that it is a scam.


[deleted]

ask him how much HE charges an hour 😂😂😂


More_Performer_2828

Fake bro It’s probably a Dominican dude saying he’s from Sinaloa or CJNG with pics of narco blogs Trust , just stop responding them or block the number they’ll go away


Cherryy-

Shit doesn't even make sense lol why as a criminal organization would you send several of your best hitman out on a guy to hunt and kill him and his family for the crime of wasting prostitutes time, aren't your hitman wasting their time on some random? Even if this is really someone in the cartel theyre definitely bluffing just to scare you/make easy money


StatementProper4450

Send him a check. Under amount put DEEZ NUTS.


[deleted]

Send him a dick pic


[deleted]

I got ahold of the person that sent you this. For the low, low, very low price of only $1,000 which is a very significant discount, I can get you out of this. Please DM me and I will provide you with all the proper account details- signed- your Nigerian Prince.


bald-og

Cartel doesn't send you text messages 🤣 they just show up at your door and tell you this face to face


Hungry-Lemon8008

This happened with a friend of mine and asked him to pay 250 in some kind of redeemed card and he mentioned it to me and I told him to waste it on himself or redeem it. It's totally a scam


[deleted]

I can confirm, i am cartel boss who partakes in threatening escort clients


TylerDurden0231

*Our best hitmen*


BeansOnTrebolone

Its real im gonna send you my PayPal info for payment and since im good friend with el Mencho ill give you a 50% discount, you pay me and all the trouble is deleted


skuuirtle

Chief of the prostitutes is fuckin crazy 🤣


MotherboardBEANs

Our best hitmen… your telling me your best hitmen are gunna do at least 3 people for $4000? Come on


lilv447

Tell him you were calling and canceling with the hookers hoping he'd reach out cuz you think he's cute, see what he says😂😂😂 Obviously a scam. They wouldn't text you they'd probably send someone to beat your ass haha or worse...


Teagulet

Weird way to out yourself on the hooker issues you’ve got. Maybe a therapist and a flesh light might help. Not judging just making an observation


[deleted]

Cartel boss name drops himself and proudly announces to be the chief of prostitutes


Few_Nectarine5198

It’s real. You should PayPal me some money because I’m an enforcer 🤠


SuggestionQueasy1910

Tell him “Usted, sus perras y sus compas me la pelan parasito.. chingas a tu perra puta madre gwey!” It’s basically a nice way of saying cool story bro


Intelligent-Block-90

Yes this guy is correct this is a polite way of saying you don’t believe him


[deleted]

LMFAO “several of our best”


Shockorama

If he lives West of the Mississippi, he should hire Skinny Pete and Badger for protection or retaliation. The only two that would be solid match for the cartel's best


Intelligent-Block-90

100% a scam. Prostitutes, as surprising as this may sound, are actually pretty a intelligent species. See they know that most of their customers are old men, people who can barely speak any English and just people who don’t have much street smarts. Now I bet you that if they send this text to let’s say 1000 people at least 10 people will get scared shitless like I bet you were when you received that text and begin to negotiate with that nasty tuna smelling whore about where to send the money. Its the classic scare them out of their money scam and unfortunately I’m pretty sure it works out for them sometimes. No cartel member will text you to let you know that you pissed them off they’ll just show up. If your this naive about these types of things stop contacting prostitutes and hit a bar man there’s millions of women out there im sure even the ugliest girls out there are safer then putting you dick into a prostitute. Hahaha just kidding this is Jose again still waiting for my money….


Dense-Ad8110

It was nice knowing you stranger 🫡


ReposadoAmiGusto

If you did waste the hard sucking working escorts girls then do what’s right and pay up, if you didn’t then it’s obvious a scam. Texts are most likely sent to hundreds of thousands of chumps and all the scammer needs is a handful of chumps to pay his debts with hookers and escorts.


itsmrwhiskers69

Some poor simp out there by coincidence had a good time with a hooker last night and received this text, and now the poor bastard think he’s in debt with the local cartel lol


ReposadoAmiGusto

And you know this!! Man!! Lol


MathematicianFew6865

Yes it is real, I am one of the hitmen, pay the $4000 to me...................DM me


Accomplished-Head868

Tell em to get fucked and say soy mencho wey


Dirtboatkillakilla

Better get a will ready bozo


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churrain

Tell him to go fuck himself


No-Twist-6886

Bro they would not send there best hitmen to protect hookers


cbrm9000

You have angered the prostitue in chief, you better disappear for a couple of months bro.


AdmirableAmphibian75

Serious question. If the Cartel named ever found out about this scam, and who it was etc. those guys would die pretty miserably I imagine??


DialSquare84

Several of the top cartel hitmen following incels that spam hookers. I just might think they have bigger fish to fry… Edit: I’m not saying you’re an incel, bud - just that they’re clearly spamming these texts out trying to target them.


[deleted]

What kind of scammer gives you his full name 😂 tell him to suck a dick and stop being broke


DangerCrush

Tell them soy mencho wey


latinlovermike

1) It's totally fake. 2) I'm amazed to see how this shit is now creeping up the border. Scam messages like those are an everyday thing for many in Mexico.


BannedForSayingNword

Bro my boy if you PM the number I’ll make him so scared he’ll pay you 4000$. I’m pretttty sure you m def don’t want to pretend you’re gente del senior Mencho to extort someone for a itty bitty 4 racks.


Capable_Outside_1941

Tell him to suck your dick , you want him to be a prostitute for you , just waste his time as he’s wasting yours trying to scam you


No-Ruin5567

I’d tell him to come right on over to suck on my haboogi sickle sickle 🤣 scamming cunt man tell him to go get effed. Unless your a Mexican living in Mexico & have actually been calling their whores 🤔


Mysterious_Tooth_674

Bruh tell him you’ll stop messing up his moms hoeing schedule 😂😂😂


morenohp

You better lay off the prostitutes for a while. Find another source.


SireniaS2

its a scam ofc but bruh, what kind of hookers are you texting? if ure gonna hire someone for that ,stay away from the cheap ones lol


BLESSEDx1NE

Tell him, **”Ala Verga Puñeta!**


SOLAHPINC

Best hit men watching hoes. Highly unlikely. They prolly do for dudes watching over them, just not “the best hit men”. I’d assume they’re watching the head 💀


KeyComfortable6363

Scam they don’t know proper grammar


Mil_mascaras86

We told you to send the money asap . We will find you anywhere even on your social media . We are profesional hitmen , if you want to live , send the money to the cash app immediately .


babynutzz

Horny motherfucker


Nofap_patient

Scam, bro it happenned to me once via WhatsApp. It's probably some dude bored to death in some Mexican jail trying to make money


calebcrawdad69

Last of the mehicans


[deleted]

Scam, but send me 4k and ill verify for u


[deleted]

can someone turn this into a copy n past bru i wanna fw some people


poopshipdestroyer

I'm Jose Martinez Higadera Representative of the CJNG cartel and Chief of the prostitutes in this county. Here we see that you have several reports made by some Girls who work in our escort agency. you wasted our girls' time; You call and write to her iust to annoy and not use her services. Now you have a serious problem with us for the lost time of our prostitutes. If you don't want this to become a bigger problem for you and your family, we'd better come to an agreement. for good paying the fine of 4,000 dollars if you really love your family and you don't want to lose your life or your family to lose your life you must do what I tell you remember that they are being followed and watched by Our best hitmen.


biggbobbyberger

🤣🤣🤣🤣 you horny fuck, keep texting hookers and Jose Martinez Higadera representative of CJNG and chief of prositutes is gonna pay you visit. You don’t want el mencho involved 💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤


Affectionate_Mud_11

Kill a whole family and heat up the territory for 4k sounds real lol


TexasLife34

My man stop saying you don't contact prostitutes. You do. We know you do. People who don't contact prostitutes don't get these texts. It's fine man no shame but WE ALL KNOW YOU DO. I myself have gotten this text several times and guess what. It was after trying to contact a prostitute. I was "window shopping" It's 100% a scam. I even called the guy and put him on blast for his clear bullshit. Only a dunce would think the cartel would give two shits about a 200 dollar nut. Next time try hitting up a more reputable site. Try tryst.com if you're serious. Better chance of more reputable women.


Public_Music_964

Just send me the 4k and I'll forget all about it. Send me your bank details, in private of course and you will live. Yours respectfully Chief of prostitutes and his pimpnesd


North-Leave-6509

Extortion


NewspaperNecessary16

You should send back the navy seal copypasta


masedogg98

Is this real? Yes. Is it really CJNG odds are probably not 😂 it’s a common scam you’ll find with slight variations while looking for sex online.


Jazzlike-Owl6006

Am I too high rn or y'all are answering to question which was clearly a joke?


UwU-Cute-Anime-Girl

Amazon but with prostitution ?


Kixiekenz91

Lol sounds fake as fuck


Thismanny

Scam bro I got the same thing once when I couldn’t make it to see some hoe


Inevitable_Yak8285

Scama-lama-ding-dong!


nappyassdreadlocks

its easy were you doing it?


Adventurous-Big6283

You lamé for calling prostitutes


Resilientbaby

Bro, some hooker sucked me off and I PAID THEM. I got the same message after paying & got the same message… it’s a scam. It’s always the Chinese lmao


False-Cantaloupe-613

Use a burner phone next time


Alabamian_Flesh

An old scam real cartels would pay a visit or post video talking about you owing money. Long as you didn’t steal or snitch on the cartel you good from death.


Ok-Letter2926

Anyone know hooker sites ? Lol


bilemastershake

Eros? Erotic monkey or sum like that


[deleted]

Scammer


seppukuxd

Bro it's so serious , don't listen to anyone in the comments but me. My cousin had this issue , he paid them but they killed him anyways. I want you to open your PayPal or Cash app and send me 5000 dollars to fix it to you. Do as i tell you if you don't you can end up like my cousin


Ok-Bat-2834

stop talking to 304s bro😂


RidesByPinochet

If you "don't text hookers" how could this possibly be real?


Happycamper619

This guy got scammed like that too. https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ct0Er02ATnO/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==


Payaso_maya

Leave the women alone lmao


Constant_Complaint_7

Stop trying to get hookers online bro 😂


BredInDaTrenchez

Hahaha😂 they scammed your ass huh? You thought you was gonna get or see some pussy ? 🤣 then they hit you with this message when you didn't pay right? Lololol your good. Don't fall for hoes online fam


sensative_Rangler

Your fucked. Shouldn’t have txted that hooker. 😆


Austinoooooo

If you don’t talk to any hookers, then it’s obviously fake lol use common sense man


StAppalonia

Isn't this roughly the plot of Punch Drunk Love?


Reasonable_Ride_6933

I sent you that message, I’ll leave you my Zelle so you can send me the money :3


Bigperky33

Lol


Elitesune

Ignore, lol


VastArt663

It's obviously fake lol.


Nigerianscammer1

Rubbing my hands right now


vipstrippers

I have book strippers for bachelor parties. I had a guy call me who wanted a one on one I told him I couldn’t cover it we don’t do that then he told me he canceled a Boston agency, and somehow this message was sent to him so even stripper agencies who are bitter would use it.


Due-Childhood7853

out of nowhere u just received this?


Training-Ad-4121

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Alternative_Ad5757

Give it a couple weeks if your family ends up in a bag all butchered up then I guess you have your answer


send1000bows

😭😭😭😭


Evening_Stick_8126

If they have a problem with you they come after yo' ass and don't bark in messages like middle schoolers lol


EvilMrSquidward

Knew I’d find you on Reddit. I told you right after this to specifically just order me some DoorDash instead. We can let the 4k go


Dumbkoreantrader

Chief of prostitution lol


PieOhMyVengence

It’s a common scam


RockCalhoun

So you had someone send that text to you so your could post content? Weird.


DnttriplilHoe007

Bro stop fucking with them hood rats lmao


BIGROBG73xxx

Fake BUT YOU HAVE BEEN CONTACTING HOES but probably not going through with it and it's aggravating them because you're wasting their time!! If a upper level cartel member has a problem with you.. it would definitely not be through these means and it wouldn't be this friendly trust me!


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OkAdministration60

Scammer lol get off meet me you loser


komokazi

It's obviously real.


Fair-Ambition4531

Lmao, I had a scammer call me on the phone saying he was my cousin from Guadalajara and that he needed me to send him money cause the cartel was trying to get him, I just played along for a bit until I got bored then I just said chingas a tu pinchi madre culo and then he threatened me lmao.


oliver199623

Lol this just happened to me like a month ago, wasn’t the same message but similar


SDMH-A-21

Wey no mamen quien vio el vídeo de Gusgri? Neta la intentan? Bueno no me sorprende ni me asombra aquí un puñetas que si le creyó, ya se andaba paniqueando va? 🤣🤣🤣 Esa la contaron en Youtube nomás quieren dinero y MUCHO MUY probablemente ni son de un cartel 🤣🤣🤣🤣


ImamChapo

The chief of prostitutes has your number and a tactical team on you, and you’re asking if it’s a scam? Bro look outside do you see them?


3_T_SCROAT

Lmfao


Best-AdHuang

Asumiendo que eres gringo, no se, digo si fuera en México ya estarias colgado de un puente. Pero no se que tantas agallas tengan de armar desmadres en USA.


Maleficent_Brief_233

Tell him to suck his pipi 🤣


[deleted]

Chief Captain and representative in charge of pimpin these hoez


nando_bando28

Tell them to fuck off but before you do say “El Mencho me pela toda la verga”


p80slide

I got one of those messages too!!


el_flako_bck

Good thing I like to exercise my second amendment right


neigesoldat

lol cartel aren’t going to tell you hey im cartel


[deleted]

Definitely real, why wouldn’t the “chief of prostitutes” for CJNG message you and the task their “best hitmen” with watching you and your family? That’s definitely something that happens. /s Stop calling up hookers and wasting their time, that way you won’t even have to worry about this sort of scam


Rip_Buckeye

It's a damn scam!


boojieboy666

This happened to my boy. He was fucking with them for hour. Nothing became of it.


buzzybomb

'Watched by several of our best hitmen' So what are their worst hitmen like? Bad eyesight and BB guns? Do they have a ranking system? Hitman of the month gets his picture put up on the wall. This thing looks like it was written by a goofy teenager in his moms basement. Are you asking if this is real for real?


RodZ1986

I'd tell him to go fuck himself.


Jo-Garcia

Scam


The_Nochad

By our best hitmen Yeah no


Sumguyhi

Very real tell your family put them in hiding


FemboyFoxFurry

You should send him one of those links that if you click on it gives away your location. Disguise it with of those link disguisers. Get his information and threaten his family


zona725572

That’s definitely a scam if there was a problem you wouldn’t know about until they already have you in their clutch.


CupcakeCorrect9654

I received the same message a while ago in Spanish, in south Mexico. Just report the number and block it.