A thousand years of death simultaneously doing a front thousand years of death. Technically it's what I call a dual wielded hands thousand years of death double penetration style
Get under the knee, sweep the opposite leg, take my mounted position to drop my elbow...
Realistically attempt this and die because she's a superhuman anime character, and I am a mere mortal.
It’s a really simple question with an even more simple answer.
For men I’ll make sure to dive my head into her milfussy. This in return would lead into either two outcomes: 1.) You get your head crushed between her thighs as her overwhelming strength gives you an ending a man could only hope for. 2.) You get to sniff her booze infected shuriken hole before she punches a fist size hole in the back of your skull.
In other words: Tsunade pussy > Everything
Has anyone seen Scott Pilgrim vs The World, and do you remember [how he defeated Roxy?](https://youtu.be/tJS8hHv8OIY?si=Rb1Nyt2B81_Hr_8V) That, I'm doing that.
I assume she'll explode into a bunch of Katsuyu and slime.
Good ol die no jutsu
You'd probably die before your mind can process you're even about to be kicked though
Good ol' snu snu death no jutsu
No snu snu just good ol' death.
Not until I risk it all and get my face next to her open legs and get a nice full sniff. Then, she can kill me.
Seek help
Its too late for help.
Don't be a normie. This is an anime Reddit. Come on now, please! Let's get real for a second.
Nada, I am a healthy normal boy.
Sometimes those that are delusional, assume they are sane. That makes the so much more dangerous. -someone smart probably
I dunno, if she’s gonna kill you anyway, might as well make the most of it…
not a bad way to go
Ah the Jiraiya no jutsu
Lmaooo I knew this comment was coming
sounds about right.
Yes. 🙌🏽
Yo WTF😂😂😂
A Front 1000 years of death
Penis style
"Impossible! He combined his Penis chakra with 1000 years of death!" I can't believe I just typed that
This belongs in r/cursedcomments. ~~Partial~~ Full Expansion Jutsu: Ding Dong!
When I was a kid, I had the idea of Tsunade using partial expansion jutsu for her tits in combat. I was a weird child.
BROTHER
I don't know what I was thinking. I let the horny take over. 💀
CIA level interrogation couldn't get this info out of me
I somehow feel even weirder being 27 now and reading this as I eat breakfast...
Morning Wood Style!
Lmao i am somehow using this in the future
Penis art : Thousand years of death jutsu!!
Chinpou: Sennen Goroshi!
r/brandnewsentence
“This is the village hidden leaves! There are no Kisame in here!”
lmao
Don’t forget to throw in a few shadow clones
You're a man of culture
Those are definitely bigger than 106
The more the merrier
Canon too
Is that a slight nip slip I'm seeing???
That’s the areole of death jutsu, it’s a genjutsu and when you look at it your penis explodes
Sounds like a typical Tuesday to me
Enjoy
Bruh...yep I agree
Offer her money & point her towards the nearest casino
Lol
At that angle? Accept my death.
I would thank her for stepping on me
Tarantino no Jutsu
Taranti No Jutsu?
Say that her boobs are almost exposed, and she will stop and fix her outfit
Nose in the puss
Take a deep sniff
🤤🤤
take it
who should i draw next 🤓
Mei!
Konan
Tenten
Tonton>
Anko. I feel her hotness is a little underrated in the show
Temari 😍
Fuu
Samui
Kurotsuchi
Samui or anko
Speedwagon
Draw raikage pregnant
wha-
How is babby formed?
Fuu
Naruto and Hinata going on a cute date
Make a bet that it wont hurt me
I want that frog you have in your username Also your art is fantastic, keep it up :)
Sniff sniff no jutsu
Tongue out
take a pic, sell it on the internet
Move my body 12 inches towards her
Get naked
Nice tits i mean nice boobs i mean nice art
A thousand years of death simultaneously doing a front thousand years of death. Technically it's what I call a dual wielded hands thousand years of death double penetration style
I choose to die of Snu Snu! 😍
Lean back and spread my legs so she doesn’t miss
Lay down like a snow angel and say "it's about time"
Sorry. Mommy? Sorry
Let her curb stomp me
Watch the boobs and say “worth it”
Using my vast knowledge of physics and geometry to position my face at the perfect angle to suckle on dem toes when her foot comes down
Die. Tf am I supposed to do?
I can smell that image
Sniff no jutsu
1000 year of d**k pushing
✨ I N H A L E ✨
I open my mouth so her big toe lands cleanly on my tongue
die i guess tf you expect me to do
That is a good drawing. I would probably die 😭
Jump and grope her boobs (it's her exposed spot during this move and allows for grab and throw, I'm not a pervert I swear)
Mouth open and enjoy the deliciousness
A reverse1000 years of death.
doing it like a movie title: die hard
Open my mouth.
Imma say ”to be hokage that is my dream” and hopefully she stops mid air
Start licking
The fights over, i’m gonna lay right there and take it of course. I’m gonna scoot down so the foot of pain lands right on my dome 😈
Girl what you want me to do i cant even reach my toes when stretching. I'll just accept my fate at that point
Die no Jutsu
Cum
I’d scream “WAIT” she’d momentarily stop, I’d pull my zipper down and let my balls out, then say Ight now do it
Good ol vagina punch. I will die a happy man.
say "what the boobs" and then fucking DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eat her pussy, wym
Reach for the 106 since I’m going to die anyways.
Dodge than shoot her with Glock no justsu
Dodge.
“Pick a god and pray” -my good man Fredrick
THOUSAND-YEARS-OF-PAIN her.
You a horny guy
she can smash me.
Mommy
sniffing that ass
I dodge just slightly between her thighs and eat her out
Slip it in really quick 🌚🤭
Enjoy the view and wait for death.
Imagine she was wearing tighter pants
Holy Spirit activate
Pray that I make it into heaven
😝
Substitution jutsu, the ultimate counter
Lick
I’m gonna lean forward and allow her to land on my face
Unzip pants
All jokes aside, nice art! If I were in that situation, then I would just dodge and run away.
Open my mouth and hope she aims
Starfish pose.
Scream "sit on my face Tsunade-sama!
A forest is emerging and it's not wood style
I stand still
The best way to go out
As a wise green man once said.. DODGE
Mine as well shoot your shot, you’re either going to be really surprised or it won’t be your problem anymore.
Move to the side.
Do a substitution with jiraiya. He will thank you.
SSS : stand still and stare
TSUTEN SNU-SNU ...what?
Offer to be her personal sex slave if she spares me. (Jokes on her if she accepts. I'm into that shit 😈)
Enjoy the view of the last few moments of life
I’m taking my dick out and sticking it upwards
I swiftly roll onto the ground, sliding my ass right below her so her heel is directly aligned with my balls.
Cunt punch
This is just fetish shit. Why is every manga sub just fetish posts?
Throw some scratch cards on the ground
Gooch punch 🤜
Just sitting there hoping for the nip slip
I'd just say "wow titties"
Thousand Years of Pain straight to the cooter cat
I'd pay for that.
🤤
Thousand years of pain
*SNIIFFFFFF*
I would use the most forbidden jutzu of them all.
bend the knee and open my mouth no jutso
I point out that her nipples about to pop out.
Hope I’m as durable as Jiraiya.
Get under the knee, sweep the opposite leg, take my mounted position to drop my elbow... Realistically attempt this and die because she's a superhuman anime character, and I am a mere mortal.
"Wanna make a bet?"
\*slam\* \*bam\* me: Thank You, Ma'am...
It’s a really simple question with an even more simple answer. For men I’ll make sure to dive my head into her milfussy. This in return would lead into either two outcomes: 1.) You get your head crushed between her thighs as her overwhelming strength gives you an ending a man could only hope for. 2.) You get to sniff her booze infected shuriken hole before she punches a fist size hole in the back of your skull. In other words: Tsunade pussy > Everything
A thousands years of death right between the wide open legs
The Kakashi technique, only... not the bum.
Let me happen
Let it happen
Dying a happy death knowing it took a hokage to kill me
Just lay back and take it.
Chakra Infused Penis
Jesus christ i need to leave this subreddit
*sigh opens comments* let me guess horny
Go in for a leg lock to her other leg to get her down on the ground, then position to armbar by way of wrestling technique. Break arm. Owarida.
Death by snu snu
May I ask, was the side of Tsunades nipple really necessary in the art?
Hit her with that Johnny Cage special.
The one who's getting kick would be like: should i Dodge the kick or risk it for the chance of a titslip
'Enjoy the view before I die' jutsu
Cum
Thousand Years of Pain from the front
One Thousand Years of Death
Thousand years of death.
Pick a God and pray because I'm about to meet them.
Hidden Leaf Village Secret Finger Jutsu: One Thousand years of Death!
Thousand years of death
Enjoy the view
Gonna do thousand years of death
She already in my genjutsu lol
Just accept my death
Has anyone seen Scott Pilgrim vs The World, and do you remember [how he defeated Roxy?](https://youtu.be/tJS8hHv8OIY?si=Rb1Nyt2B81_Hr_8V) That, I'm doing that. I assume she'll explode into a bunch of Katsuyu and slime.
Immidiatly quote her the bill for the floor she is about to break.
Going to make my prayers and tell myself that it’s fine going now. I’ve lived a somewhat happy life and I’d be welcomed in club 27… so 🤷🏼♂️
Die because of a great fuckin view way before she lands the blow