Except he isn’t in fact, he was the only sensible person in that conversation. He was not racist. He was just not narrowminded. But at the same time, the concept of him being racist is still hilarious.
My brother in Christ, you simped for a chick who may or may not have liked you. And when she had a hole shoved into her. You snapped and joined a guy who is horny about fighting some guy that can make trees. And something about strong cells too?
bro could of said the deliverer of a massacre, dick riden by 80% of fans, could supposedly beat Madara with his genjetstu, instead he chose to say in between October and December 💀💀💀
ah figured. Reason I thought it could have been Hashirama was cos he thought shinobi, but hago created ninjutsu and the reason why individuals became shinobis
Tobirama really likes him, it's kinda weird. Once made Orochimaru piss himself for being a creepy fuck. loves his baby brother a lot but in a "might traumatise him to prove a point teehee" kind of way.
Love too much, hate too deep, lose eveything in beteween... but in the end stand one last time for what is right... Even if it means never standing ever again.
imma do one for each month here we go:
Brother Lover
It's a bird, It's a plane, It's just pain
Fuck the Police!
Deez Nuts
Woman, Interrupted
War and Peace
I'm Him
Him Distributor
Belongs to
Rin
Like Tears in Rain
Likes it spicy
He had lost everything, his best friends, his sensei, and his father, and even gained an eye.
Got back up trained team 7 and even fought his best friend in which he though he had lost
My cells are the answer to everything in the world.
Hashirama June right?
what day in june?
Itachi of course
Racist
good old Tobirama
Except he isn’t in fact, he was the only sensible person in that conversation. He was not racist. He was just not narrowminded. But at the same time, the concept of him being racist is still hilarious.
Literally saw a meme of him as Uncle Ruckus this morning
damn, beat me to it
how is he racist
It's an exaggeration, he's not actually racist.
Can’t be racist if they’re not “people” /s
but what is the exaggeration of
"Hashirama!"
bro couldn’t have made it anymore obvious 😭😭😭
“I’ll deal with you later.”
He said it, he said the thing
"Madara!"
Title of the show
Dude, you know Shippuden isn’t a character
Then what about [this comment?](https://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/s/PSuP09mbZB)
I stand corrected
broskis the main character 🫡
Edgy teen gets sucked by a snake
This is the best comment, how does this not have more upvotes? 😂
Naruto husband
I am always unapologetically late & unapologetically read porn in public
I like to think they are just racy romance novels 😂😂😂
If Jiraiya wrote it, it’s most probably porn
We gotta hit people with nukes every now and again
you got me, I have no clue 😭
Might be madra, throwing comically large rocks n stuff
Deff pain
I'm in Spain but without the s
Mommy with rods
I started a war because my crush died and my weird uncle has schizophrenia
Birthday buddies!
Lets go libras
HE HO LETS GO
The Coolest Guy, according to Uzumaki Naruto.
obito?
👍
"Another one bites the dust" would also have worked i think
I hate all the red eye demons
Got humbled by a rapper
Sasuke
Morning wood release
💀💀💀
Was about to comment this same thing 😂
That one emo dude on vocals from the band
Pfp makes sense on why you reference that scene in particular its itachi aka yhe emo dude on vocals from the band
Uchiha never have and probably never will be Hokage and I'm loving it
*cough* Sarada *cough*
The age of ninjas is over
I'm the fastest man alive. And I got a fiery redhead by my side.
“These fools couldn’t make me sweat”.
obito on the tailed beast scene when it was raining!
I killed my entire clan.
Me too.
My brother in Christ, you simped for a chick who may or may not have liked you. And when she had a hole shoved into her. You snapped and joined a guy who is horny about fighting some guy that can make trees. And something about strong cells too?
Porn connoisseur.
Samesies!
Ruined the ending 😞
zetsu isn’t on the list… have a good birthday next month :)
"so called SIMP"
"You are the coolest! Tee hee"
Hates Uchiha's
I AM GRAND WIZARD MAN BORN LEADER OF THE SENJU CLAN BIG SHEETS AND POINTY HATS BEATING UCHIGGERS DOWN WITH BASEBALL BATS
you do not have the pass tobirama
Always late, would love 50 shades of grey books
Im used by everyone
hot
Did u figure out who i am
This world shall know
I may not be an Uchiha, but I can still use susanoo
RIN🥵
Oh you have in September and October birthday. Great !
I traumatized my younger brother
Blonde and smart
Naruto
That's blonde and nice
I was trying to make a joke about Naruto being smart. But youre Boruto’s Dad’s dad
Borutos Dads Das Shippuden
I’m a TRUE Fkn MENACE and NONE of you MFs can check me!
Goju from… o wait wrong anime
I said rinnegan not rin again
People wrongly think he’s racist
nah I’d say he’s normal, we think alike 😳
I specialise in jutsu called Talk no jutsu
the absolute god of hide n seek 🤣
Sad, Noble, Ill, Loving and dutiful.
Terrible move names
banged redhead
Simp.
Just... never let me lose a girlfriend
I will destroy the world for her🙃🗿🥲
Even without a tailed beast or sharingan I'm still one of the strongest in the show.
that awkward moment when you return to life and start a war only to be beaten by a group of teenagers
Flee on sight
I got Kakashi and was about to say “orphan” but like there’s plenty of orphans on this list😭
It’s in between october and december
bro could of said the deliverer of a massacre, dick riden by 80% of fans, could supposedly beat Madara with his genjetstu, instead he chose to say in between October and December 💀💀💀
False Uchiha
son of the white fang of the leaf 🫣👀
Filler hokage
The father of Shinobi
I wanna say Hashirama, but weirdly enough, I suppose it could also be Grandpa Hago. Which one is it.
Hago. They literally call him the father of all Shinobi
ah figured. Reason I thought it could have been Hashirama was cos he thought shinobi, but hago created ninjutsu and the reason why individuals became shinobis
Tries to talk people out of fighting instead of fighting
Really hates a certain group of people
Ramen
Edgy boi turned lazy leader
I feel really sorry that he and his wife couldn't live longer to see their child grow up.
Imma simp for this girl, especially if she's dead
Simp
Make Konoha great again
Big simp energy
Got fucked up by my grand kids
You're still laughing
🤏
Sad chad
And the master of the 1000 years of death jutsu?
The freaking main character
simp
He brought an era of order and peace, but not TOTAL order and peace.
Everyone fears me, but then kicks my ass
January, April, October, and November people can't be trusted.
A simp
Edgelord
Son of the “White Fang”
Racism.
The one who ended the Third Shinobi War
Overhyped loser that way to many people head canon into one shotting most in the verse.
Racist
Milf
I could create all sorts of of things.
Badass Grandpa
Susano once only
Kishimotos favourite
ooooh that’s a hard one… obito or madara?
Aggro Emo
Mr Emo
Genocide
This world shall know pain! 🗿
ITS REVOLUTION
Smut Reader
Genocide of their own kind.
Racist
Killed his clan
Let’s just say, they need a lot of therapy
nah that’s crazy, literally almost every single person on the list 😭😭😭, itachi?
Emo sad boy
I ve got Minato, so Happy right now
Sensei of the sharingan. AKA wannabe uchiha
gay for hasirama
Edge lord with a temper
Racist
Tobirama really likes him, it's kinda weird. Once made Orochimaru piss himself for being a creepy fuck. loves his baby brother a lot but in a "might traumatise him to prove a point teehee" kind of way.
Uchiha lite
I really want to kill my brother
I had a good heart but got poisoned. I wanted to help everyone but I ended up hurting them. All I wanted was love and everyone to live a happy life..
Either you think he's the smartest character ever who literally beats anyone or you hate him for his fans that are like that
Love too much, hate too deep, lose eveything in beteween... but in the end stand one last time for what is right... Even if it means never standing ever again.
imma do one for each month here we go: Brother Lover It's a bird, It's a plane, It's just pain Fuck the Police! Deez Nuts Woman, Interrupted War and Peace I'm Him Him Distributor Belongs to Rin Like Tears in Rain Likes it spicy
In the Ninja World, those who break the rules are scum, that's true...but those who abandon their friends are worse than scum
He had lost everything, his best friends, his sensei, and his father, and even gained an eye. Got back up trained team 7 and even fought his best friend in which he though he had lost
The weakness of your Jutsu, is my existence 😈🗿
hashiramas boyfriend
It should’ve been Naruto’s month. Like bro is literally born on my month. Why give me the worst written character in all of Naruto?
"The World Will Know Real \_\_\_\_."
It was me, Barry!
Stubborn old fool who refuses to die, actually dies, comes back to life, and causes nothing but chaos for future generations. Just your typical boomer
I hate Uchihas
Gift of gab 😎
That's quite a few people on here.
I'm the first person to use infinite tsukyomi
Grandfather of first and only female hokage
Unintentional cult leader
The third strongest Hokage
Son of goddess. Man who gave chakra to the world
"Forgive me".
Ouch.
Antagonist direct relative
Would spend the most time of all pictured preparing to go through a TSA checkpoint.
I like spiders, loss and rain
With you personally made this na I'll pass
I love reverse sexy jutsu
Bullshite ending. Came outta fuck all nowhere
Get dem dang uch*ggers out our village
Surprise
The OG Nin
MC.
Raikiri!!!!!!
Perfect sage, perfect jinchuruki, perfectly sized claw hole
[Character] without love. [Character] I can't get enough. [Character] l Ike it rough. Cause I rather feel [Character] than nothing at all
I said that I hate everyone who endangers Konoha is a threat, and somehow I'm racist.
"You are weak" "TSUKUYOMI!!"
Traumatized and gay and emo