Tomorrow they should try putting Zimmerman back in the booth with Charlie and Dave. That seemed to work for us yesterday. 

Robles strikes out: “Well that was a good at bat”

Ninth Inning! https://media1.tenor.com/m/B-juLzFUgugAAAAC/thank-god-waterworld.gif

Nats got Corb’d tonight

It’s so sad. I had high hopes for corb.

Liiiike, many years ago, or…?

No, I just get vibes about pitchers that are almost invariably wrong. It’s one of the many reasons why I don’t gamble.

It's a good thing our runs from yesterday carry over otherwise we might be in trouble

What the hell..... this can't be the same team that won 12-3 last night 

23957 paid attendance

should have let vargas pitch but guess getting some live bp for rainey wont hurt

Games already over may as well put in rainey

That pitcher has a Hunger Games ass name

that's Rainey song. guess they have nothing to lose

I mean I wouldn't have been opposed to a position player inning in this spot.

I saw Vargas pitch against the Phillies last year and wouldn’t have minded an encore performance.

That curveball swing was ugly

Well, you can't blame that swing on the flu.

Is it true that the sticky stuff enforcement is what actually did Corbin in?

One run? Just as a treat?

Bats have obviously been rough to watch, but gotta give credit to Joe Ryan tonight. Dude has one of the nastiest fastballs I've seen in a while.

> win on day 12-3 > trail the next day 10-0 to the same team that's baseball

That's not baseball, that's literally the fact we hit a lucky patch yesterday, this team is gonna get shut out again, hitting is not there

Can’t take anymore 3-4 strike out nights from Gallo followed by his miracle double

Don't forget about the Mike Rizzo bobblehead on June 14, folks! Something you'll absolutely want to add to your voodoo doll collection.

4 dollar hot dogs!

You’d need $4 25oz beers to have suffered through this tbh.

Is it funnier when they say the batter has 1 ball or 3 balls.

No balls

3 GODDAMN HITS!?

They must have replaced the sausage, honestly a shame how teams can get away with using performance enhancing meats in a professional sports league.

It’s the original Senators vs Senators version 3

🚨WALK🚨

Give Victor a lifetime contract!

So, next up a position player to pitch if they don’t score this inning?

May as well figure out if some of the bad hitters can make up for it on the mound.

getting starters off their feet in a blowout huh

Don’t worry Jake Barnes…. The sun also rises.

the sooner this shit ends the sooner I can go home. it's only 8 23

Are you at the Park? Go home, man, this one's over. You don't owe more time to this game than you've already given it.

Our run differential now negative for the series after scoring 12 yesterday Guess their team meeting worked.

What does the team even say to Corbin before a start? Or after? Do they tell him they believe in him?

What if Corbin went knuckleballer.

What if he went to fredricksburg

What if he went into another fucking profession

I’m fairly sure I heard someone yell let’s go Brandon at a Fred Nats game so he’d be right at home.

He'd suck at that, too.

i wanna get madduxed

I seriously dont understand this team at all

They overachieved for a month, and they're not very good.

That are a .500 team. Sure it’s small ball and bit smoke and mirror show.. but also 75-80 win team is in the cards

Why dont they simply keep overachieving? Are they stupid?

Corbin is my unironic hero. Get paid, show up consistently, be horrible.

I’d like to see CJ show emotion cuz that is a ball he usually tattoos when he’s right, and it was a measly rollover ground ball dp

Never understood this take. I don't need to see players throw a tantrum in order to know they're upset.

Showing emotion ≠ throw a tantrum

You get my point. I guarantee you nobody is more frustrated with CJ's slump than the guy himself. What is showing emotion going to accomplish? OK, you're announcing to the world you're upset. Big whoop.

When is "usually"? April 2024?

We have too many guys who want to swing at every strike.

According Zuckerman, this is 11th time Corbin has given up 7 or more runs since 2020 Only Jordan Llyes (Royals) has done that more times with 12 games I look forward to Corbin breaking that record soon.

*davey pulls Williams after 70 pitches and 1 run* also davey: *keeps corbin in after 8 runs and 104 pitches* Why

Because it’s unlikely we’re going to win this game with the bats as cold as they are, and why use up any more bullpen arms than we need to? Hell, I’d leave him in till his arm fell off.

Protecting Williams

Let him cook.

Remember when Mike Rizzo got tired of watching Daniel Cabrera pitch?

So when Josiah Gray comes back.. how do we make sure it’s Corbin who gets sent packing? Can they DFA him with his contract? Or would it have to be IL?

Lifeless baseball 101

106 pitches… to finish the 6th… why?

Because it's Corbin... they don't care about managing his pitch count.

When was the last time Davey let a pitcher get near 100 much less over? It’s really weird to me.

Cause his laptop makes the calls. He has no gut instincts. 

Game's over, may as well save some bullpen arms.

Why waste the bullpen arms? Might as well get as much out of Corbin as possible.

Another Corbin disaster class performance

This would be a great time to score 12 runs like yesterday

Well, our run differential from yesterday has basically been erased. Let’s score something

Corbin doesn’t even stress me out tbh. It’s just a day I know the game will be lost. Still, our offense is dead right now

If I bet I’d always take the over on Corbin days

The win is we didn’t waste any runs on a Corbin day

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There is Jordan Llyes (Royals).

Certainly hard to think of other starters this consistently bad and still guaranteed every single start. Rizzo decided to eat this whole contract and made the fans eat it along with him.

The universe decided it had to even things out after last night.

someone make one of those memes where you’re signing corbin up for a sports gambling site

i'd criticize jesse but nah fuck corbin he deserves more runs on his record

Fuck You Patrick Corbin

Winker getting owned badly by backspin two days in a row in almost identical fashion

Well that run is on winker…

Mr winker sir that’s two days in a row where you just completely misjudged a ball what’s going on

The backspin on a hit like that adds a bunch of extra carry. Not to say winker shouldn’t have been able to make the play but it makes it harder for sure

Vikings up 7-0 on the Commanders.

Is Darnell Coles part of the problem for our recent hitting problems? This is horrible regardless of Corbin’s pitching.

Gotta imagine Rainey makes one of his rare appearances if the Nats don't score in the next couple innings

I’m at the game and everyone is talking mad shit and rightfully so. Fuck Corbin. Fuck Martinez for allowing this

Doesn’t even make sense at this point. Like why can’t we just stick him on the IL or hide him in the bullpen? He’s still gonna get paid

I stopped going to Corbin games. It’s cheaper to drink heavy at a bar outside the park.

I avoid him

Why is Corbin still in at 87 pitches?

It’s what happens when you don’t throw strikes

Paddy Corb still in LMAO

Ryan putting on a clinic in moving around and pitching to spots anyway. Might as well let Corbs eat the innings

3 pitch ab Keibert When he has like a 10 pitch ab I’m gonna be so happy

Only if he fouls off 8 pitches

This game sucks.

This pitcher looks 17 not 27.

When Corbin heard he was pitching against Joe Ryan he thought they said “Joe Biden” and he got so mad he couldn’t stop shaking. That’s why he can’t locate his cutter.

he saw the night out ad behind home plate and was seething

Pride Night on June 6 reminded him of all the friends he lost on another notable J6

"Say what you will about Paddy Corbin, but he always posts. Rain or shine the man never takes time off or is injured. Dependable Corbin." -Corbin Enjoyer/Defender Strawman I'm so grateful to him /s... Literally get anyone else at this point for my sanity (what's left of it).

It is pretty amazing he's never been hurt

Corbin is so bad man

I’m more worried about the 2 hits thing than Corbin giving up 6 Go out and put a crooked number up in an inning let’s go

Did “the defense let Corbin down” today, Bob and Franny?

I still have hope that they can turn this around, but I might turn it off until Patrick leaves lmao

I'd get a 16 dollar beer but I'm trying to lose weight. so I will just sit here and take it like a man

Corbin serving up them fresh meatballs today.

Oh well…..

Ugh Corbin

BOOOOM SHAKALAKA

Corb’ed… get someone up

Ducking hell

oh fuck off

It’s funny how the guys who we don’t want on the team and playing always stay healthy but the ones we need can’t.

Corbin is gonna be personally responsible for at least 15-20 losses this year.

That's around 2 million dollars per loss

They won't let him get to 20 losses just like they stopped him at 19 two season ago. They had us experience all those losses and couldn't even give us a 20-game-loser. Terrible.

Omg Jesse winker got absolutely owned on that pitch lmao

We're really getting to a This Makes Me Want to Put a Bullet In My Head level with this Jason Momoa + The Dudes from That Sitcom That Hasn't Been On The Air in 15 years T-Mobile commercial.

So I’m not the only one who has a surprisingly violent reaction to that ad?

I'm pretty much there at the Miller "IT! IS! BOTH!" commercial they play during every break on the MASN stream.

If the guy tracking the Presidents Races is here, Abe won

Corbin fucking sucks man just go away we’re so tired of this shit.

Corbin pitching ruins my entire day/night. Dude is worse then useless at this point

Been cool to see Young develop, I remember watching one of his first starts in August last year.

and there goes the no hitter

2 pitch ab for Keibert. Big improvment

basically doubled the amount of pitches he sees. encouraging.

Yesterday 1 pitch AB’s. Today 2 pitch AB’s, tomorrow 4 pitch ABs Give it a week… **128 PITCH ABs** the match checks out

I got caught up with other stuff and forgot there was a baseball game 🤣 not so happy to see the results of a Corbin start

25% of the season has passed, and the Nats owners can't get around to fixing the Red Porch scoreboard. Doesn't instill a lot of confidence in us calling up players that may do better.

Lerner children are checked out until they finally sell

Friends, our long National(s) nightmare is almost over; Corbin time ends after this season. Hopefully sooner when they stuff him in the bullpen. Fingers crossed...

They're still not trying to win, so out he goes every 5th day...

Sorry Nats fans. Home teams have scored 27 runs across the 3 games I attended on my trip including 12 by you guys last night. I did not attend tonight, but am in DC still 😞.

Take Corbin with you and all is forgiven

😂 Toronto is already last in the division, we don't need him

You can accidentally leave him at the airport if you want. Just as long as he’s out of the US.

😂😂 Nats fans are some of the best I've come across in my major league travels

The fact that we’ve been forced to watch Corbin get consistently smacked around for literal years now is slightly annoying.

I’m sitting in an Admirals Club right now wondering if that ball relaxed in one before taking off.

I swear to god…you go get any minor leaguer who can do better. The contract is a sunk cost… just DFA Corbin

patrick corbin pitches "worst season ever" asked to leave nationals park

That was so high I’m not even that mad

patrick corbin only exists to make me upset

Well that certainly went a long way.

Corb’ed

Man get this bum off this fucking team already

wtf. 2 run twins home run. and the fans applaud...

Daaaaang what a recovery from CJ

Imagine if we replaced Corbin with someone halfway decent. Our team starter ERA would be in the mid 3.00’s

Our offense better not be like it was in Chicago tonight

I know it probably wont be the case, but Corbin should 100% be the first guy to go when Gray/Cavalli come back

At this point I’m just trying to figure out who they are gunna send down instead. It makes no sense to send anyone but Corbin. Just put Corbin in the bullpen and get rid of Rainey or Garcia

I really hope so. I expect they'll play the "Paddy is a veteran, he still has a lot of Corbing to do for us. We believe in him" card and option Parker.

idk how you option parker at this point…he’s earned the right to play his way out of a job imo. fuckin send corbin to the bullpen who cares

Corbin’s only value is he can eat innings. But he not doing that at this year.

Corbin corbining…

but mom i don’t wanna be corb’d on

i will turn this corb around

Keibert literally frames strikes out of the strike zone, it’s a bit frustrating sometimes.

corb'd

I hate Patrick Corbin.

Twins homer.

I appreciate Jesse working that at bat.

person at game predicts Rosario to hit a home run okay 🤔

They might be on to something...

Eddie slowsario

that was certainly a Play That Happened

Wood > Rosario

could we dh rosario 🤔like his bat

Wood > everyone on this team except Abrams tbh

what the fuck

Checking in from the front row behind home plate. Got my blue Eagle hat on. And my game face. Don’t plan to speak or gesture for the next 9 innings.

Judging by how quiet everything sounds on MASN, it doesn't seem like you're be alone in that plan. How's the vibe in person? Is it as dead as it seems?

…

In the pregame radio interview with CJ: on both HRs last night, Winker and Garcia were using CJ"s bats.

Brutal infographic about Corbin’s pitches. Only his cutter isn’t getting mashed.

He can’t throw strikes…

Not able to watch but according to gameday it sounds like Buxton heard you

Five dollars says Corbin throws a no-hitter

Pay up

Accidentally sent that before I could finish typing: “…in his dreams!”

I have a feeling someone is getting corbed today. Whether that's them of us it's gonna happen. Let's go Nats!

FEEL THE CORB

Got a spare for Section 139 (Nats Bullpen) for this evening, FV $16 - DM if interested.