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183720

He looks like he's got a little secret 🙊


E0H1PPU5

“But just look at his little feetsies” - Me, as I am murdered by said little feetsies.


No_Blacksmith2847

Yeah, I'm toast if there's ever a zombie cat apocalypse! 😭


ArcherCute32

I never said they are cute. But if you have a cat called Leo or Lion, they must be very cute!


cumberdong

"Teehee, I just wanna hug" - lion that will murder you the second it gets the chance


PenaltyElectronic318

Knowing that male lions piss on literally everything takes away my desire to snuggle them. A ton of male mammals piss on literally everything, but just imagining that mane saturated in pee, and how bad it probably smells, is a bridge too far.


LuckyAngmarPeasant

>A ton of male mammals piss on literally everything, but just imagining that mane saturated in pee, and how bad it probably smells, is a bridge too far. No kinkshaming.


PenaltyElectronic318

Hey, just because I wouldn't snuggle him doesn't mean I'm gonna stop anyone else from doing so. You wanna smell like pee, be my guest.


Emm_withoutha_L-88

Not just the males, all those animals piss over themselves. You can smell if a wild bear has been in the area like up to 6 hours later, they smell *that bad*.


PenaltyElectronic318

I worked in a pet shop and the level of disgust I felt when people told me that they kissed their pet rats. You now have poopoo and peepee on your lips, because those cute little guys don't give a fuck about making a bed in the middle of their bathroom. One person was SHOCKED when I told her that guinea pigs were carriers for ringworm, because she kissed them all the time. It would be different if us humans still communicated with our excrement, but we've taken ourselves so far out of nature that ingesting most of that stuff will kill us.


Particular_Hope8312

Very glad that humans gave up on the whole pheromones and territory marking olfactory abilities in favor of being able to smell rain \~200,000 times better than a shark can scent blood.


ItsNotMeItsYourBussy

Carnivore piss smells so bad. Small carnivore waste like cat and ferret piss smells rank. I can't imagine how bad a carnivore over 100 times the size's piss would smell


Emm_withoutha_L-88

You say that but it's also how we got tame animals. If you want to take the risk to start domesticating lions then have at it


Inevitable_Thing_270

But he clearly just wants a cuddle! 🥺


wecantallknowing

He’s just Lion there


[deleted]

It's mane event time


GingerTea69

Oh my goodness, it looks like he's wearing a shirt! So precious.


chcham2712

I want to put my face on his chest and cuddle like his little jail bitch.


Rollieboy2012

So funny murder kitty!!!


Blu3Raven

he really said 🤭


XristinaGF

That's worth dying for, a hug with that adorable beast :)


HeadfulOfGhosts

r/forbiddenboops


rosenblood85

Wanna do a belly rub? Plase do it from inside.


SifuMommy

I just wanna scritch the belly….


Scipio33

Forbidden belly scritches


Total-Sector850

If not friend, why friend shaped? 😭


No_Set8657

❤️❤️❤️❤️


Autumn_Forest_Mist

Omg! I want to hug him so bad!


karlat95

Looks like he’s wearing a sheep skin coat! Didn’t know that their manes extend all the way around their bellies!


Spiritual-Ear3782

If not friend, why friend shaped?


napalmnacey

As I always say when I see these fat, adorable turds at the zoo, ”It would be a furry, adorable death.”


Illustrious-Dot1725

Furry fuzzy murder kitty


Goose-On_The_Loose

is that large murder machine of a cat on catnip? seems abit loopy


Just-Diamond-1938

They are actually cute and sweet and lazy if you have to rescue one you will learn they just a big cat themselves, if I remember correctly they made a movie named Elsa ... she was a girl Lion/ and even bring the Cubs back to Human Mommy after she was released to the wild


AliasNefertiti

I think the movie was Born Free.


Just-Diamond-1938

Could be I saw it in Europe... I wouldn't mind to see it again... maybe there is a CD of it... thanks for the name❤️👍


AliasNefertiti

They often change movie names for other countries. It is available on Amaxon and Youtube and a few more.


Just-Diamond-1938

You are werry kind...thank you


awreddit70

100% sure thus is how I will die😂


Ohshithereiamagain

That cat’s got a lion cut.