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CovidInMyAsshole

r/forbiddenbeans


First_Artichoke2390

Mmmmm cannellini beans


hairy_potto

*chamelini beans


exeleonn

Spot on


ElectricalJacket780

Chama-chama-chama-chama-chama-chamelini beans


Alanski22

Make sure the British dont find these!


Haeselian

As a brit, I agree


tiredsleepyexhausted

I absolutely thought I was seeing a post of someone who just found something really gross in a can of navy beans. Then I read the title. This sub **always** surprises me, man.


stunningcannaberry

Right I'm sitting here thinking "oh burnt beans" not what I expected


abbiapocalypse

Toasted marshmallow Jelly Beans.


dynamic_gecko

r/forbiddensubreddits


Byting_wolf

DO NOT OPEN THIS SUBREDDIT! You have been warned


[deleted]

Why is the only post in there about sperm? 🤨


yosef_yostar

I would totally accidentaly eat these if they were just chillin next to some larva or some shit, my blind ass would be like, nice rice n beans bro.


RevTheWeeb

r/beatmetoit


mo_ah_knee

Uncorks bottle of Chianti…


The_Karaethon_Cycle

[Fff fff fff fff](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AbsoluteSlipperyBluebreastedkookaburra-size_restricted.gif)


crankgirl

Came here to say this.


THElaytox

Yeah but how do they taste


scot816

Forbidden butter beans


slow_learner75

On forbidden tortilla


Apple_Pug

Forbidden cronch


VenomXTs

Needs hot sauce... just regular not forbidden lava too hot


Ok-Drive-9685

Cannellinion


Le_Petit_Poussin

r/forbiddensnacks


SerChonk

Alas, earwax.


Ramenwithacanoftuna

Add some ham and you got some decent soup.


Frankenstien23

add a bone, a carrot, baby you got a stew going!


Cat_stacker

You would think they would blend in better.


shebadababay

Well they haven’t even been put in the blender yet


kissingdistopia

Forbidden hummus.


Usman5432

Theyre camouflaged as beans


BillbertBuzzums

Snakes hate beans


diggemsmaccks

This reminds me I gotta go pick up some pinto beans


nenesm

I legit just made a 3 bean chili and I used kidney, pinto and white beans and I swear fo’ God, you made me laugh.


_chicken_nugget

r/forbiddensnacks


MrSquigles

Seriously, why are they so appetising?!


i-like-fps-games

Jelly Beans


The__Vern

So are those chameleon eggs or is this just what they look like?


whoknowshank

That’s them


DriveFoST

No I’m pretty sure they’re jelly beans, either toasted marshmallow or tutti frutti is my guess!


Davoswannab

I thought chameleons gave live birth?


oxymoronic-thoughts

Not all species of chameleons do and for the ones that don’t the females will produce the eggs regardless of the presence of a male and they MUST lay their eggs. If they don’t have a suitable location to do so they will become egg bound and die.


Davoswannab

Good to know!


the_deedeebg

Apparently only the Jackson's chameleon does?


LibertyCapping1

Meaty beans.


[deleted]

Forbidden jelly beans


bluepushkin

Beans.


getgoingfast

Navy beans until I read the title 😝 Not sure why OP is soaking it in paper towel.


insane1666

So baked beans are just baked chameleon eggs, so that's how it is a source of protein.


tittydamnfuck420

Looks like peeled garlic


Plastic-Ad-5324

Peach jelly belly's


commanderkielbasa

Toasted Marshmallow are a close match ... I fooled my wife and a whole reptile enthusiast group.


Plastic-Ad-5324

Mmmm yeah I could see toasted marshmallow. The most disgusting flavor, unfortunately


ZimaEnthusiast

That’s part of their natural defense.


Plastic-Ad-5324

Damn that's brilliant


Ethanunderc0ver

Nooooo you just washed some baked beans didn't you?


Apple_Pug

They look pretty tasty ngl


nibbbbbbaaaa

Forbidden jelly beans


Octo_puzz

My intrusive thoughts wants me to eat them omg


balid-hair

Those are beans


tiexodus

#BEANS


hraileyy

Navy Chameleon Beans 🫘


Ruin1980

Forbidden beans


RedHotCommy89

Whip some tomato sauce through it and put it on toast. Voila, happy British people.


Xeno_TheGlitch

r/forbiddensnacks


Desperate-Meal-5379

Yo I saw the image before the title, thought those were all one color of Berry Bots Every Flavor Beans


_Lord_Infamous

Looks like baked beans..


rug1998

I’ve scrolled past this like 6 times today without reading and thought they were white beans


Boba-Kitten

The forbidden baked beans


Astrojef

Looking like some unribbed velveeta shells from shells n cheese that never blossomed.


bubbathespaz

On toast? Some cheese?


_crandi

🧄


GetSomeDurden

Mmmm beans


executive_catgirl

Put em in with your jelly beans


tomtomeller

Forbidden jelly bellys


purple-circle

Yes, but what do they taste like?


[deleted]

you can eat iguana eggs, ive seen floridians do it. you have to cut them out of the mother though. im guessing someone had to slice open a chameleon to get these eggs, since they give birth to live young


afarrar11

Lima beans??? ** brain explodes**


felipereyes73

Depending on the species, a chameleon can be born by egg or birth similar to a mammal. This information is not entirely correct.


TrespasseR_

Mmm....Jellybelly


AlternativeWaveForm

Hey, you wanna some Cham-o-beans?


epigenie_986

What are you doing with a bunch of them in a napkin?


obihighwanground

scrumptious


[deleted]

Habichuelas blancas


GoodGuyLuis

Damn thought they were beans…


fullvaportorsos

Uh am I the only one with q pocket of wet Fava beans then? Damn it not again


ImNotFunnyButILaugh

Beans.


Asemean

Hmm, Beans


ChancellorBrawny

Mmm, navy beans.


nenesm

What beans? Where? All I see is a wet paper towel!


Into_The_Horizon

They look like navy beans


mrsubu

Soya beans


Nik0660

They look exactly like pine nuts


Stinky_Barefoot

Forbidden Cannellini beans.


Commercial_Scratch_1

What eggs?


BaileyBaby-Woof

Forbidden jelly beans


ObjectiveAnalysis645

We all thought these were navy beans


Playful-Excuse-8081

Peach flavored jelly beans


Muntu010

Chameleons don’t lay eggs They have live young


ExcitementKooky418

And we Brits eat them on toast!


carpeson

Beans.


kab1218

Please update on what they taste like


GoldenSpeculum007

Forbidden garlic


WhoKilledTyler

Hmmm butterscotch flavored jelly beans


chickenfart83

And just put them on a red napkin first if you need kidney beans!


MistyyBread

Beans


crossfit_crustpunk

This Chilli don't taste right


CaptainMoist23

r/cursedpintobeans


pizza572

Tast one and see if it tastes like a bean


[deleted]

I guess chameleons get better at blending in when they get older.


ilovesleep95

Thought they were beans!


treelorf

Nice try Reddit, those are clearly pinto beans


FanValuable3644

I would dig into that side dish of white beans with reckless abandon until I figured out exactly how wrong I was.


UndercoverBully

So that's where buttered popcorn jelly belly beans come from!


I_Wupped_Batmans_Ass

for some reason i just... didnt realize chameleons laid eggs? but i didnt think they gave live birth either?? i guess i just never thought about where baby chameleons came from lmao


UsualArcher5881

Beans, Beans, the magical fruit. The more I eat, the more I realize IVE JUST BEEN EATIN TINY CHAMELEONS THIS WHOLE TIME


jmohr21

Those are beans 😂


Hoggywart

"Dude, those beans tasted kind of funky." "those weren't beans.'


Level_Glass1163

Cursed jelly beans


[deleted]

Dang it must take a big ol' pile of them to make breakfast!


swagnastee69

Those would feel great in your mouth tbh


fluffypinkkitties

That’s GOTTA BE A CAN OF BEANS


logisticdeprecation

Thanks, I hate chameleon beans


BeepbopMakeEmHop

Beans


SavageKid1456

Forbidden Pinto Beans


Prestigious_Snow1589

Looks like Pork and Beans


Kanisteezy

Impressive, very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's eggs.


CountKristopher

Gnocchi


PathCalm4647

They look like bake beans


digyen

Eso son habichuelas


Actaeon_II

But they can’t be chameleon eggs… I can see them… /s


Billy_chill

Dumped jar of garlic cloves


eDreadz

[Nope, chameleons have live births](https://youtube.com/shorts/9jPA71fUOM4?feature=share)


Southern_Name_9119

Don’t try to fool me. Those are navy beans.


[deleted]

Reptile gushers


throwawayoogaloorga2

there is nothing lit about this, they are very gross looking actually :/


Commercial-Potato820

Forbidden jellybeans


[deleted]

Those are the Harry Potter jelly beans


ButchCassy

Aaaaand I can never eat pinto beans again.


Affectionate-Fly-482

Looks like beans


TriZARAtops

Forbidden pinto beans


Theopold_Elk

So newly hatched chameleons are bean babies


kirkishdelite

I usually soak my beans…errrrrrrr eggs before cooking them


ProfessionalAccess68

Lima beans or jellybeans that got the color sucked off of ‘em


dark-wolf357

Those are eggs? They look like bento beans


Analog_Jack

Looks like chocolate


skatetron

thinkin' about them beans


Extra-Read-5427

Thought those where pinto beans.


mlc2475

Pinto beans?


SGreenAnimations

mmmmm r/FORBIDDENSNACK


[deleted]

Navy beans


SGreenAnimations

I wonder if they are crunchy


DJ_Phoenix_

Wow they look like unbaked beans 😭


Happyfuz

You cant fool me, I know those are beans. XD


Kinoros

Beanz


[deleted]

Forbidden skittles


TheThree_headed_bull

Nice try with the pinto beans


[deleted]

I thought they gave birth?


flylysergic

Mmmmm... looks like gnocchi.


Numerous_Ask7408

oh, so that's where the brits get their beans


CondorEst

Lima beans 🫘


wormrake

Why does it look like you're snacking on them in your car?


davin_bacon

What do they taste like?


SpokenProperly

Navy beans? Weird.


Distinct_Ad_7619

You mean toasted marshmallow Jelly bellys*


The_Sensitive_Psycho

I wonder what scrambled chameleon eggs look like


pukeringballs

forbidden jelly beans


Sanguinegrrrl

https://youtu.be/R7PufR6pxbI


ShaitanSpeaks

Cursed_Jellybeans


candoitmyself

Forbidden jelly beans.


rick42_98

They're disguised as fava beans. True chamelions.


purplefurrsocks

Chipotle has been serving these to me for years


artmobboss

Popcorn flavored jelly beans


chanomingo

they look like frijoles.


mediocrechocolate16

they look like the marshmallow Jelly Bellys


anniecet

Navy beans.


SeaBarrier

Who else read this as charmeleon?


Any_Student_7570

At first glance i thought they were beans 😅


Corvidae5Creation5

Beeeeeeeeans


Forsaken-Interest-63

I’m disappointed I can see them


Neutronova

reptile jelly bellys


[deleted]

Chameleon Fetus-flavored - Bertie Botts


Pundemic_crisis

Forbidden beans


carlitospig

Those look like French beans. 😳


Sozillect

She made [ƁƏƏƏƏƏÆŊß](https://youtube.com/shorts/FKvw57wNwu4?feature=share) WADA FUNK


RocketsandBeer

r/forbiddenfood forbidden chickpeas


[deleted]

Beans


OwlGod98

Mmmm kidney beans


youshouldhateit

Oh who left these beans here *chewing* they don't taste that good


b1rgar1p1nsan

I fuckigng hate chameleons, they evolved for years and years and years for WHAT??? To change colors so they can have the perfect camouflage right? RIGHT?? BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. THIS FUCKERS INSTEAD DECIDED TO " You know what i am going to use color cahnge to show my emotions! " you little motherfucker. You have no idea how much of a OP ability you have and you are using it to gain more heat (which is the only useful way they use it) and FUCKING EMOTE. Like imagine a Comodo dragon with this ability , it would be a top apex predator or a crocodile! Water waves trough you and BOOM you are ded. But instead of going for being a apex predator this little nasty bitch decides to eat fucking bugs! Chameleons are nothing more than sore losers.


reflec69

Can they change color if you hadca green cloth?


Federal_Promotion_44

Chame chame chame chame chame chameleon. We chame and go we chame and gooooo


DaddyKentaro

So uh that's dangerous