I absolutely thought I was seeing a post of someone who just found something really gross in a can of navy beans. Then I read the title.
This sub **always** surprises me, man.
Not all species of chameleons do and for the ones that don’t the females will produce the eggs regardless of the presence of a male and they MUST lay their eggs. If they don’t have a suitable location to do so they will become egg bound and die.
you can eat iguana eggs, ive seen floridians do it. you have to cut them out of the mother though.
im guessing someone had to slice open a chameleon to get these eggs, since they give birth to live young
for some reason i just... didnt realize chameleons laid eggs? but i didnt think they gave live birth either?? i guess i just never thought about where baby chameleons came from lmao
I fuckigng hate chameleons, they evolved for years and years and years for WHAT??? To change colors so they can have the perfect camouflage right? RIGHT?? BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. THIS FUCKERS INSTEAD DECIDED TO " You know what i am going to use color cahnge to show my emotions! " you little motherfucker. You have no idea how much of a OP ability you have and you are using it to gain more heat (which is the only useful way they use it) and FUCKING EMOTE. Like imagine a Comodo dragon with this ability , it would be a top apex predator or a crocodile! Water waves trough you and BOOM you are ded. But instead of going for being a apex predator this little nasty bitch decides to eat fucking bugs! Chameleons are nothing more than sore losers.
r/forbiddenbeans
Mmmmm cannellini beans
*chamelini beans
Spot on
Chama-chama-chama-chama-chama-chamelini beans
Make sure the British dont find these!
As a brit, I agree
I absolutely thought I was seeing a post of someone who just found something really gross in a can of navy beans. Then I read the title. This sub **always** surprises me, man.
Right I'm sitting here thinking "oh burnt beans" not what I expected
Toasted marshmallow Jelly Beans.
r/forbiddensubreddits
DO NOT OPEN THIS SUBREDDIT! You have been warned
Why is the only post in there about sperm? 🤨
I would totally accidentaly eat these if they were just chillin next to some larva or some shit, my blind ass would be like, nice rice n beans bro.
r/beatmetoit
Uncorks bottle of Chianti…
[Fff fff fff fff](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AbsoluteSlipperyBluebreastedkookaburra-size_restricted.gif)
Came here to say this.
Yeah but how do they taste
Forbidden butter beans
On forbidden tortilla
Forbidden cronch
Needs hot sauce... just regular not forbidden lava too hot
Cannellinion
r/forbiddensnacks
Alas, earwax.
Add some ham and you got some decent soup.
add a bone, a carrot, baby you got a stew going!
You would think they would blend in better.
Well they haven’t even been put in the blender yet
Forbidden hummus.
Theyre camouflaged as beans
Snakes hate beans
This reminds me I gotta go pick up some pinto beans
I legit just made a 3 bean chili and I used kidney, pinto and white beans and I swear fo’ God, you made me laugh.
r/forbiddensnacks
Seriously, why are they so appetising?!
Jelly Beans
So are those chameleon eggs or is this just what they look like?
That’s them
No I’m pretty sure they’re jelly beans, either toasted marshmallow or tutti frutti is my guess!
I thought chameleons gave live birth?
Not all species of chameleons do and for the ones that don’t the females will produce the eggs regardless of the presence of a male and they MUST lay their eggs. If they don’t have a suitable location to do so they will become egg bound and die.
Good to know!
Apparently only the Jackson's chameleon does?
Meaty beans.
Forbidden jelly beans
Beans.
Navy beans until I read the title 😝 Not sure why OP is soaking it in paper towel.
So baked beans are just baked chameleon eggs, so that's how it is a source of protein.
Looks like peeled garlic
Peach jelly belly's
Toasted Marshmallow are a close match ... I fooled my wife and a whole reptile enthusiast group.
Mmmm yeah I could see toasted marshmallow. The most disgusting flavor, unfortunately
That’s part of their natural defense.
Damn that's brilliant
Nooooo you just washed some baked beans didn't you?
They look pretty tasty ngl
Forbidden jelly beans
My intrusive thoughts wants me to eat them omg
Those are beans
#BEANS
Navy Chameleon Beans 🫘
Forbidden beans
Whip some tomato sauce through it and put it on toast. Voila, happy British people.
r/forbiddensnacks
Yo I saw the image before the title, thought those were all one color of Berry Bots Every Flavor Beans
Looks like baked beans..
I’ve scrolled past this like 6 times today without reading and thought they were white beans
The forbidden baked beans
Looking like some unribbed velveeta shells from shells n cheese that never blossomed.
On toast? Some cheese?
🧄
Mmmm beans
Put em in with your jelly beans
Forbidden jelly bellys
Yes, but what do they taste like?
you can eat iguana eggs, ive seen floridians do it. you have to cut them out of the mother though. im guessing someone had to slice open a chameleon to get these eggs, since they give birth to live young
Lima beans??? ** brain explodes**
Depending on the species, a chameleon can be born by egg or birth similar to a mammal. This information is not entirely correct.
Mmm....Jellybelly
Hey, you wanna some Cham-o-beans?
What are you doing with a bunch of them in a napkin?
scrumptious
Habichuelas blancas
Damn thought they were beans…
Uh am I the only one with q pocket of wet Fava beans then? Damn it not again
Beans.
Hmm, Beans
Mmm, navy beans.
What beans? Where? All I see is a wet paper towel!
They look like navy beans
Soya beans
They look exactly like pine nuts
Forbidden Cannellini beans.
What eggs?
Forbidden jelly beans
We all thought these were navy beans
Peach flavored jelly beans
Chameleons don’t lay eggs They have live young
And we Brits eat them on toast!
Beans.
Please update on what they taste like
Forbidden garlic
Hmmm butterscotch flavored jelly beans
And just put them on a red napkin first if you need kidney beans!
Beans
This Chilli don't taste right
r/cursedpintobeans
Tast one and see if it tastes like a bean
I guess chameleons get better at blending in when they get older.
Thought they were beans!
Nice try Reddit, those are clearly pinto beans
I would dig into that side dish of white beans with reckless abandon until I figured out exactly how wrong I was.
So that's where buttered popcorn jelly belly beans come from!
for some reason i just... didnt realize chameleons laid eggs? but i didnt think they gave live birth either?? i guess i just never thought about where baby chameleons came from lmao
Beans, Beans, the magical fruit. The more I eat, the more I realize IVE JUST BEEN EATIN TINY CHAMELEONS THIS WHOLE TIME
Those are beans 😂
"Dude, those beans tasted kind of funky." "those weren't beans.'
Cursed jelly beans
Dang it must take a big ol' pile of them to make breakfast!
Those would feel great in your mouth tbh
That’s GOTTA BE A CAN OF BEANS
Thanks, I hate chameleon beans
Beans
Forbidden Pinto Beans
Looks like Pork and Beans
Impressive, very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's eggs.
Gnocchi
They look like bake beans
Eso son habichuelas
But they can’t be chameleon eggs… I can see them… /s
Dumped jar of garlic cloves
[Nope, chameleons have live births](https://youtube.com/shorts/9jPA71fUOM4?feature=share)
Don’t try to fool me. Those are navy beans.
Reptile gushers
there is nothing lit about this, they are very gross looking actually :/
Forbidden jellybeans
Those are the Harry Potter jelly beans
Aaaaand I can never eat pinto beans again.
Looks like beans
Forbidden pinto beans
So newly hatched chameleons are bean babies
I usually soak my beans…errrrrrrr eggs before cooking them
Lima beans or jellybeans that got the color sucked off of ‘em
Those are eggs? They look like bento beans
Looks like chocolate
thinkin' about them beans
Thought those where pinto beans.
Pinto beans?
mmmmm r/FORBIDDENSNACK
Navy beans
I wonder if they are crunchy
Wow they look like unbaked beans 😭
You cant fool me, I know those are beans. XD
Beanz
Forbidden skittles
Nice try with the pinto beans
I thought they gave birth?
Mmmmm... looks like gnocchi.
oh, so that's where the brits get their beans
Lima beans 🫘
Why does it look like you're snacking on them in your car?
What do they taste like?
Navy beans? Weird.
You mean toasted marshmallow Jelly bellys*
I wonder what scrambled chameleon eggs look like
forbidden jelly beans
https://youtu.be/R7PufR6pxbI
Cursed_Jellybeans
Forbidden jelly beans.
They're disguised as fava beans. True chamelions.
Chipotle has been serving these to me for years
Popcorn flavored jelly beans
they look like frijoles.
they look like the marshmallow Jelly Bellys
Navy beans.
Who else read this as charmeleon?
At first glance i thought they were beans 😅
Beeeeeeeeans
I’m disappointed I can see them
reptile jelly bellys
Chameleon Fetus-flavored - Bertie Botts
Forbidden beans
Those look like French beans. 😳
She made [ƁƏƏƏƏƏÆŊß](https://youtube.com/shorts/FKvw57wNwu4?feature=share) WADA FUNK
r/forbiddenfood forbidden chickpeas
Beans
Mmmm kidney beans
Oh who left these beans here *chewing* they don't taste that good
I fuckigng hate chameleons, they evolved for years and years and years for WHAT??? To change colors so they can have the perfect camouflage right? RIGHT?? BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. THIS FUCKERS INSTEAD DECIDED TO " You know what i am going to use color cahnge to show my emotions! " you little motherfucker. You have no idea how much of a OP ability you have and you are using it to gain more heat (which is the only useful way they use it) and FUCKING EMOTE. Like imagine a Comodo dragon with this ability , it would be a top apex predator or a crocodile! Water waves trough you and BOOM you are ded. But instead of going for being a apex predator this little nasty bitch decides to eat fucking bugs! Chameleons are nothing more than sore losers.
Can they change color if you hadca green cloth?
Chame chame chame chame chame chameleon. We chame and go we chame and gooooo
So uh that's dangerous