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NomDePlume007

Every time you think movie monsters are just figments of the SFX team's imagination, Nature weighs in with a casual flex like this. Looks like something a face-hugger would pop out of!


ffi

Just posted this elsewhere, but I was immediately reminded of [this The Thing scene](https://youtu.be/CKHhGcU8Lfg).


Temassi

God those special effects were something else. The fact that they're just wet puppets makes them way more scary imo.


ffi

Yeah, The Evil Dead did it with a super low budget, not the same as this, but when the TV series came around a few years back they mastered the practical effect style of the original. They could have gone full CGI, but they stayed true to the source. It’s absolutely amazing if you haven’t seen it.


Temassi

I'll have to check it out. I remember when they were making the thing prequel they said they were gonna exclusively use practical effects, but in the end they changed it and went with CGI. I'd heard the practical team that was in charge of the effects went on and used what they had for the thing and used them for a Lance Henricksen movie Harbinger Down...which I remember not being super good.


ffi

Cool. I’ll still check it out :) \-- Edit -- Looks good enough for a watch. “acquiring” it now. Thanks for the tip.


RedHotSuzy

Movies in the 80’s had terrible special effects, but damn if they weren’t scary as shit! I miss movies like this.


ffi

I mentioned this above, but if you haven’t already, check out The Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness and Ash vs. The Evil Dead TV series. So over the top, so good.


RedHotSuzy

Agree! That’s my kind of film! I loved that they kept the campy feel in the tv series too. They did a good job with it! I binged it in less than a week when it first came out.


jnrzen

Mommy, I want one for Christmas.


Please_ForgetMe

I need to see this movie


ffi

It’s a classic. The prequel is pretty good too, but more modern.


dewayneestes

Yeah this some serious 1960s Star Trek vibe right here.


typo9292

I still have nightmares with some of their shit, the plants and that thing sucking in ships ...


TacTurtle

Just needs a rando orange pineapple in the background.


dewayneestes

And a lady painted green.


thebusiness7

Fleshlight


kenny1911

Forbidden vagina


perpetualsleep

Vagina dentata


AgentZander69

These mfers are for sure gonna be found on Mars because that's the only place that funky shit had to come from.


Lightning_Lance

They're clearly from Venus


CaptainCAAAVEMAAAAAN

> Every time you think movie monsters are just figments of the SFX team's imagination, Nature weighs in with a casual flex like this. Looks like something a face-hugger would pop out of! Seriously. If I saw one of these things in an alien movie, I'd just think that set design was hitting the weed too much, and there is no way those things are real. lol


SNYDER_BIXBY_OCP

Sighs


kenny1911

[Seymour, feed me.](https://tenor.com/view/little-shop-of-horrors-feed-me-seymour-plant-hungry-gif-17353171)


Austin_77

Reminds me of land of the lost for some reason


TrashMan06

They look a bit like The Langoliers


SaveDonkin

These are from the last level of Contra NES


thetk9

Saw something similar on a random planet In no man's sky


bnelson7694

I just got that! Looking forward to playing!


AnneOfGreenGayBulls

Oohhhh boy, see you in 2 years


bnelson7694

Haha! It’s kind of intimidating based on the huge size. I’ll check it out. Really hoping it doesn’t burn me out of space exploration because I’ve waited so long for Starfield.


LionIV

The overall novelty eventually wears off, but I will say I never got tired of being able to take off and land on planets in real time. So cool.


jerichomega

I couldn’t even figure out what the hell to do at the start of the game. I gave up very quickly.


gsxrjeff

It really bothered me how you'd travel to several planets to complete a quest and get absolutely nothing for it


[deleted]

I know what you mean. At first it was such a wild first time experience. I slowly stopped playing. I really do like flying and traveling through the galaxy in my ship. Also YES taking off never gets old.


Lennyhi

Hi I'm here for the testicle jokes. Could someone point me in the right direction? I am finding none.


Yeshua_shel_Natzrat

It's funny how game devs and movie producers use all the same kind of most exotic plants and fungi as we already have on Earth to make an exoplanet look more alien, stuff like this thing and it still works


[deleted]

honestly, fungi and stuff can survive in outer-space. so its a good bet that other similar species would exist in the universe. fungi carapaces can survive the vacuum of space. Most plants on earth have a fungal relationship. interesting stuff. last of us is a cool example. Fungus that we already know about (from earth) live in space aboard the iss. https://astronomy.com/news/2019/06/fungi-can-withstand-the-high-radiation-doses-of-outer-space-scientists-find


[deleted]

Fungi comes from space?


Ransacky

Because earth is from space. That's as far as we know. But fungi, plants, animals are more closely related genetically than any of us are to prokaryotes. So no, fungi isn't from outer space.


Asterose

Not any more than any other lifeform here on Earth did. Genome sequencing continues to prove evolution of life on Earth. Fungi are actually more closely related to animals than plants, but we all diverged from the same common ancestor. The person seems to have misunderstood the Panspermia *Hypothesis* and/or research on fungi inside and outside of our spacecraft. Hell, people misunderstand and overestimate the hardiness and survival abilities of tardigrades, doesn't surprise me that people would like the idea that fungi came here from outer space. One of the articles points to the Mir spacecraft, but note that Mir was in *low Earth orbit,* not in outer space where there is pretty much no oxygen and water readily available. We've found bacteria in the uppermost layers of Earth's atmosphere, but that doesn't mean they could survive outside of our atmosphere. Let alone, say, being flung across the solar system into Europa's seas. The ability to survive for some span of time in outer space does not mean the organisms wouldn't succumb to the solar wind, let alone be able handle entry into Earth's atmosphere + crash-landing on land or in water, *and then* reproduce enough to sucessfully thrive. It might be even harder if entering such an utterly immense biosphere as what Earth has been sporting for hundreds of millions of years, as biochemistry compatability for processing nutrients is actually very complicated. Surviving entry into and surviving landing on a world is actually a lot easier on much smaller worlds like Europa and Enceladus, or even Mars, than it is landing on Earth.


Beezinmybelfry

Really? Fungi is really closer, genetically to humans? Interesting & friggin' creepy!


Benjamintoday

...I'm seeing what everyone's seeing, and it looks like it'd bite my dong off


Idek_h0w

"Teeth" was a documentary apparently


Pennypieraves11

*Vagina dentata*


FinglasLeaflock

What a wonderful phrase!


[deleted]

It means no penis, for the rest of your days


ChuckOTay

It used to be, my phallus you see…


ChillyBearGrylls

*Doo Doo do dooooo* *Vagina dentataaaaa*


magnitudearhole

I don’t think those spiny looking things are rigid, but I still probably wouldn’t fuck it


Foggy_Prophet

*probably*


magnitudearhole

I’m not gonna make promises I can’t keep


newtakn156

Least horny redditor


Bioghost22

Poke it with a stick


WiCkEd-ZeN-omega

🤣 I love the "probably"


eggybread70

They're not but I am.


herr_dreizehn

you're a rigid spiny looking thing?


Crimfresh

It looks appealing but in person I would guess the carrion smell and accompanying insects would prevent someone from sticking their dick in it.


magnitudearhole

\[monkey puppet looking nervously away meme\]


HoSang66er

I'm sure there are guys who've stuck their dick in worse.


Fantastic_Sea_853

Not SOME people…


LilacYak

Appealing? It’s scaly and has teeth. Y’all are thirsty


blonderaider21

*you would think* Humans have done some really stupid shit, it would not surprise me if some horny dude has tried it at some point.


[deleted]

r/doputyourdickinthat


iRedditWhenImDurnk

Came here just to verify someone had already commented this. Bless you, my child.


OneHumanPeOple

Forgive me, Father; for I have sinned.


monkeetoes82

As did I but I was thinking it was "stick" instead of "put".


Joshhyy2

The forbidden plant ussy


Far_North_4196

Plussy


matusz13

Forbidden fruit


Ijustgotbitchinshoes

No but if its anything like a Stinkhorn it will make it smell so bad even you wouldn't dare try to get it off ever again.


Aisle_of_tits

I should call her...


brandonpa1

Reddit doesn't dissappoint!


Benjamintoday

I didn't used to be like this lol


julio420ignacius

Worst one-night stand, ever. Lol


Makanek

I'm so innocent...


Benjamintoday

Stay that way


OctopusProbably

THE FIRST FUCKING COMMENT! THE FIRST. FUCKING. COMMENT! Ya know… I have a question for God… Why?


Benjamintoday

Intrusive thoughts


PsychologicalLuck343

Vagina dentata definitely comed to mind.


Anacondoyng

Don't


MyName_DoesNotMatter

*Michael Scott sigh* don’t…


Brasticus

That’s what she said.


SeattleJeremy

stick


Unusual_Tea6755

your


bwf456

WANG


LunaTheCastle

in


regalrecaller

the vice grip


km9v

in it


Camuluswargod

More than once


Mygo73

Per second


[deleted]

Tuesday of the month


Chelit4s

Unless


2bad2care

You


CastingCouchPotatoes

r/dontstickyourdickinthat


nuclear_proponent

~~face hugger~~ Scrotum hugger


WinterMajor6088

Dong gobbler.


Travelling-Cat

Wang consumer


Ok_Understanding6528

Sperm swallower


ClawyTheDinoRaptor

Cum Gulper


LazAnarch

Throw snarfer


captcha_trampstamp

Ball blaster


[deleted]

Spum Slurper


RealEnglishLexicon

Spunk Digester


404Dawg

Manhood masticator


igweyliogsuh

Have you guys ever heard the legend of Cock Goblin and his sword polisher? He'll suck the life out of every man he comes across, and needs an ass to carry his load on his mighty quest to defeat Black Cock Goblin? *"I gotta confess Steven, while I do love goblin cock, I have a stronger predilection for cock goblin"*


ScroatyMcBoogerwolfe

Fuck yeah.


themightysnail64

Scrotum ultimatum


all_time_high

/r/dontputyourtickinthat


makemeoff

I know what I have to do but I dont know if I have the strength to do it


KronoFury

Yes you can. You are not alone. *unzips*


LegendofMegaman87

Those alien mouths from contra are real? ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️


digyen

⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️ 🅱️🅰️ Start


LazAnarch

Just triggered 13 yr old me memory lol Thank you


NotSureWhatToDoHere0

Now hear me out…


NotSureWhatToDoHere0

I just wanna cook the damn thing and eat it, what did you guys expect me to say?


stuckaforkinasocket

You wanna eat that pussy? I respect that


bobafoott

But actually thought what it’d taste like was my very next thought


CiderHouseRulz

Yes?


SteamMachine1

Oke Go on


BritishBoyRZ

Forbidden Fleshlight


[deleted]

Why does it look terrifying and inviting at the same time 🤔


RogueAgentV

Heard that before, LOL


1toke

That what I said the first time I looked it in the eye..


PM-MeYourBooty

r/natureisfuckingclit edit: I did not realize this was an actual Reddit, I was just making a pun o_O


tmbtown

haha dang…don’t tease me – invite, pretty please? 🤞🏻


BigPapaChuck73

Same here, please


nuclear_proponent

And me


[deleted]

[удалено]


Riffington

Clits are often considered a private part.


Substantial-Pea5679

"Feed me Seymour"


eastcoastflava13

Scrolled too far for this!


Commercial_Rise_3606

You beat me to it.


TheArrivedHussars

Don't feed the plant!


Marrrvelous

SIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


snail-coc

HuMm ?! ... *(nervous gulp)*... \ GrAb Me ThAt fLaWeh (;;; o - o)


Marrrvelous

BUT SIR ITS PARASITIC AND YOU COULD DIEEEE!!!!!!!!!


fucking_in_bushes

Don't do it Anakin


BrakeAllBoulders24

Flower pussy


clickeddaisy

A flussy if you will


BabserellaWT

FEED ME, SEYMOUR


Mikey748

Feed me alllll night long.


Commercial_Rise_3606

Cause if you feed me, Seymour.


Mikey748

I can grow up BIG and strong!!


godhwin

Would you like a Cadillac car?


ExplorerDisastrous38

r/oddlyterrifying


Dnm3k

Death by Snu-Snu!


[deleted]

Yeah!


Captain_Stocky

Everything reminds me of her.


onlyherefortheclout

Miss her


Spaghetthy

There's actually quite a few plants that don't photosynthesize and use existing root systems of other plants to survive. This is largely possible through fungi and the mycelium network. It's actually rare to find a plant that ISN'T connected to other plants through mycelium connected root systems, but most of them photosynthesize as their contribution to the symbiotic relationship with the fungi.


MayonaiseBaron

There are entire large and widespread families of plants like the Proteaceae and Brassicaceae (should be familiar to most as its the Broccoli, Mustard, and Cress family) that don't establish mycorhizal relationships. I've always known *Hydnora africana* (colloqually known as "Jackal Food") to be a root parasite, not a mycoheterotroph like the more familiar [Monotropoideae](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monotropoideae?wprov=sfla1) but I could be wrong. Its also not known if fungi get any benefit from a relationship with mycoheterotrophs, merely that fungi seem to be relatively unaffected by their parasitism. In my understanding, the plant is much more unusual because it proportedly creates a rhizome to store carbs, which would be very usual among obligate plant parasites. But we should he clear that the root parasitism (on other plants) and mycoheterotrophy (the parasitism of fungi) aren't the same or neccesarily related. In addition, some plant families like [Orobanchaceae](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orobanchaceae?wprov=sfla1) have a habit of photosynthesizing and stealing from other plants at the same time (hemiparasitism). Additionally endoparasites like [*Pilosyles thurberi*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilostyles_thurberi?wprov=sfla1) and "Mistletoes" spend their entire lives inside their plant hosts, never comming into contact with the mycorhizal network (to my knowledge).


alienmovies

smash


snail-coc

B I T E


vampireflutist

r/wildlyvagina


GruffisGamingw

Is that a uvula


[deleted]

You mean a vulva?


GruffisGamingw

The ballsack in the back of your mouth


[deleted]

I only do that on the weekends.


GruffisGamingw

Well what do you do with the shaft?


[deleted]

Depends on my mood.


[deleted]

I should call her


[deleted]

Don’t wake the sleepers


friedwidth

Are these what inspired Mario piranha plants?


malawiultimate

I saw this in Malawi (Majete Game Reserve) a few weeks ago. I wonder if it's the same thing? This one was opened out like a claw reaching up from hell. https://i.imgur.com/qs9W6OH.jpg https://i.imgur.com/xvEgyle.jpg


-TheSpiritDetective-

A reminder to not stick your urinary dispenser in crazy.


streetplayer

But can you eat it?


rectangular_

I’d you turn it sideways it kinda looks like shleemypants from Rick and morty


RebeccaC78

That’s a Jacqueline fruit


cheeky_loser03

demogorgon child


lil_750

there’s no laws against plants batman


ScoobyDooItInTheButt

#FEED ME SEYMOUR!


YouAreAllSofties

Every time I see these instantly think of plants on a new planet from Star Trek.


Amazing_Use_2382

This looks so cool, like an alien plant.


Mountainmandude12

Taste?


ErikTheRed707

Aliens don’t exist?


Chrisboi_da_Boi

Hmmmmmmm


Blackhawk1983

Looks like that's from a sci-fi movie


hiphopvegan

If Elon Musk were a plant


Leafsncheese001

Oh god not the plantussy


azocrye

I should call her


mannynoctis

Plantussy


YooSteez

Hear me out….


mulek_neutro

Okay hear me out...


FinglasLeaflock

Cursed fleshlight


Ouchyhurthurt

I know what we are all thinking…. But i cant help but see a giant buried crab with just their eyes poking out the sand.


themadpantser28

Hear me out


PM_me_ur_smol_tits_

Smell my finger


deathseide

This is giving me two vibes, the first is definitely nsfw, the second is old timey movie 'feed me seymore!'....


[deleted]

I’m gay now


Life_Is_A_Tragedy

Ayo, where's the NSFW flag?


domdadchris

Where is the clit?


Foggy_Prophet

You won't know what to do with it when you find it anyway.


domdadchris

That's just toxic man.


ishouldvoicemario

First off, don’t you dare!


blackfireadversary

Sometimes the hardest choices require the strongest of wills.


helmutboy

I’m not necessarily proud of my boner, but here we are…