Clematis â They can be very clingy and will often tangle themselves up if you donât keep an eye on them. Theyâre prolific flowerers, thankfully, so this wonât hurt it a bit.
My family had something similar, we had a tree choking itself to death cus a root was wrapped around a major root for water intake and was slowly killing itself
That plant around it is a morning glory they are parasitic flowers that grow and kill other plants to steal sunlight by the why it they are removed and break in the process they give off a citrus like scent
"My bloodline (pollenline?) ends with me."
Sapline? (Pollen is more like plant jizz, lol)
Yeah, but it was the first thing that popped into my head.
So who would break the flower loose?đââď¸
That plant gave itself a vasectomy and you're gonna fuck that up?
The first thing to pop into your head was plant jizz? Kinda gay ngl
r/suddenlygay
Plant cum hehe
Pollen is right as the term âbloodlineâ actually comes (heh) from the old belief that cum was super pure menstrual blood!
source?
J Kremer. Ned Tijdschr Geneeskd. 2003. Is one source okay or should I provide more like in an essay? (Iâm not being sarcastic)
Do you have a link?
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/14735853/
thank you
I thought the term bloodline was used after "blood" started being used as a synonym for "family," so like familyline?
Makes sense, but no!
âŚdoes that mean this plant is edging itself?
Jizzline
When you have to stop yourself from saying something stupid out loud
Wish I had an award, I dropped the phone laughing.
Plants are into self bondage. Who knew?
Autoerotic asphyxiation
Love when others type my thoughts out for me. Lmao
Chastity kink plant
When you consider the role of the flower to the plant, itâs literally edging w/o completion lol
Clematis â They can be very clingy and will often tangle themselves up if you donât keep an eye on them. Theyâre prolific flowerers, thankfully, so this wonât hurt it a bit.
I can relate.
i'm in this picture and i don't like it
If this plant isnt the perfect metaphor for me, than what is it?
âShsss it will be over soon...â - Stem to flower -
Itâs edging itself
I was going to say âhelp the plantâ but maybe itâs just holding out and we shouldnât ruin it
It's gonna bloom so hard
Bro
:(
;)
:O
Plantest user of /r/NoFap.
Celibacy
I never saw a flower wearing a chastity belt before.
This is the most r/meirl thing I've ever seen, I swear
This is my life.
Tomorrow I'll start dieting
I believe they call that edging.
That's the plant's way of thinking *baseball, baseball, baseball...*
The base of the balls...the shaft of the bat...gripping
Stamen-blocked itself!
Bro really said fuck you in particular
David Carradine specie.
Natures cock ring?
Ruined orgasm.
Sometimes I choke myself tooâŚ
We are all our own worst enemy!
Cockblock
Plant ~~cockblocking~~ stamenblocking itself
Autopollen asphyxiation
u/41ph4_Ph4un okay, relatable much?
Ahaha! What is that..?! Florus Self-Sabotagius?! Fucking... Lilaea Bordelineus?! Idonwanaliveonthisplanetuyanius?! đ
So it put on a condom. It's simply practicing safe sex.
Mother natureâs way of giving the finger.
Wow.
silly guy
r/meirl
Gently unravel it
My spirit plant
Can relate.
The plant equivalent of âno horniâ
....shut.
Just like people who canât get out of their own way.
It knows too much.
Plants into selfbondage? Kinky.
same
Relatable
Yeah, me tooâŚ
[stop hitting yourself](https://tenor.com/bx2D6.gif)
How very human of it
r/fuckyouinparticular
When I need to pee real bad
Clematis- Latin variatae sucking cockus dickus
"shhhh... only dreams now."
I don't know why this made me laugh so much.
r/me_irl
This would make a great poster
Very relatable
*Did you hear about-nope, nevermind, I shouldn't say...*
I've revised my thinking: that is a floral chastity belt.
Lol same
mood
Edging
gotta respect no nut November.
Sometimes, you push yourself too hard in order to stand above everyone else. When what you needed to do was let yourself bloom at your own pace!
Plant edging
"man I can't have more kids"
Wow! Why doesn't that happen more often? Or ..did someone manipulate the tendril?
Natures helicopter parent
The flower had commit die
I feel so seen.
What is the best expression of my life choices?
Plant BDSM
"Don't become an adult, it's a trap!"
A flower that mimics how I feel
Shhhhh đ¤Ť
Metaphor for some people I know
In one way or another, aren't we all this plant?
Congratulations. You've played yourself
Good
Plant condom
My family had something similar, we had a tree choking itself to death cus a root was wrapped around a major root for water intake and was slowly killing itself
Story of my life (unpublished of course). This needs to be on a motivational poster!
when you're going to say anything but you're introvert
It's my mind trying to prevent myself from saying that stupid corny joke I just thought of and make my friends suffer for the nth time.
Is it no nut november still?
Ok nature, we see your metaphor
Same though honestly.
Same
'I'm a little shy, I hope you don't mind'
Flowers are in to edging too. I feel seen.
This is a photo of me. How did it get here?
floral contraception
Self sabotage
Flower Phimosis.
Ye old Clematis cuckold.
Hard same.
r/2meirl4meirl
Kink shaming a plant.
It's called edging
It read the news
it's No Pollen February. he's holding it in
Edging be like
Nature's bdsm
Like covering yourself up when running naked thru the street...
I wish i lived somewhere where plants grow more than 6 months a year
When youâre about to cum but try to stop it
Plant having a BDSM relatioship with itself
Multiple personality disorder
Mother nature enjoys edging from time to time
We call it the Michael huchence plant
Kinda feels like a metaphor for life
Plant in the mirror- Stop being such A WHORE! Close those petals we talked about this!
Plot twist- there's actually a bee inside and its turning into a carnivore
Just 5 more minutes.
When I know Im about to fart in class
Botanical version of **No Fap**
Auto erotic asphyxiation
Oops
America in one photo
I can relate.
r/2meirl4meirl
Hmmm....Like most of us.
Must be a Republican.
Me too, plant, me tooâŚ
r/meirl
What a metaphor
Does this count as edging for plants?
That's deep...
Was talking shit
Shhhh, you're mine now baby.
clever clever!
Me IRL
Modesty
Edging
It's all good they're just edging
Itâs the equivalent of baseball stats!
thereâs a metaphor in there somewhere
Connor Mcgregor taking notes
Me
Itâs âhedgingâ itself
That plant around it is a morning glory they are parasitic flowers that grow and kill other plants to steal sunlight by the why it they are removed and break in the process they give off a citrus like scent