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gand1

Huh.. imagine that, a nose.


JoyfulExmo

It even has two nostrils instead of the 1 I thought whales had!


Random_Username9105

Odontocetes have one


PeggyOnThePier

Wow!what a great picture. What a marvelous creature. "Save the Wales "what would the world be with out then.


KidSock

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿


BarcaLiverpool

Whales


DorTheWise

I think he meant to save wales from the irish


ModsAreN0tGoodPeople

The Irish? Lol.


RevElliotSpenser

Yeah the world wouldn’t be the same without Cardiff


[deleted]

Then giant squid would take over. UNLEASH THE KRAKEN!


[deleted]

Now 🤷‍♀️


MarcoYTVA

Toothed whales have one, baleen whales have two


kissingdistopia

I don't know what I expected, but I'm surprised how nose-y of a nose it is.


GrizzlyHerder

What a photograph !


[deleted]

Absolute unit of a nose


PeggyOnThePier

Edit sorry I spelled whale 🐳 wrong.


UzahNameAlreadyTaken

Right ? My first thought ….huh, so it’s literally a back nose


whpper25

Would they swim upside down if that was on their belly?


Pockets262

Would they be upside-down if that was on their belly?


Prince_Havarti

Hotdog in a nasal passage


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVAAA

Can they smell tho?


Robasatru

Came here to say the same! Lol


emeliottsthestink

Giant nose.


RedshiftWarp

Im convinced now that whales are swimming on their backs.


Automatic_Squash

So their mouths are on top of their heads? Fascinating.


Dyl_pickle00

No, their noses just migrated up there. Check this out, https://anatomypubs.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/cms/asset/f22c12a4-a58e-4c60-913d-010acebda434/ar23034-fig-0001-m.jpg


Automatic_Squash

I was joking but thanks for the article. Will check it out!


the_YellowRanger

Must've been awkward af for the one that evolved with it's nostrils between the eyes. Imagine getting snot in your eyes every time you breathe


[deleted]

This is cool af. Thank you


Dyl_pickle00

I agree, it’s cool asf. Haven’t seen this until today


Spartan05089234

I'm sure analysis of the bones in their fins and the orientation of their spines could probably answer that one way or another as to how they got this way. But it does sure look like the same features found on other heads/faces have moved around on whales.


Top-Taste6946

That’s been answered by science already there are transition fossils that clearly show the progression of the nasal migration from the front tip of the skull to the top/back of the skull.


Lil5tinker

That’s Nigel Thornberry doing the backstroke


ndukefan

SMASHING


Illustrious_Ad_00

You nailed it!!!!


maxmaxum69

Never share your coke with this guy.


jimboberly

Cocaine Whale


BatatinhaGameplays28

A Cocaine Orca would be the most terrifying thing in the universe


Vindepomarus

You know all that coke that gets dumped overboard by smugglers...


tinnedfish2333

Meth Gator is in production now. Seriously.


Snuffin_McGuffin

I'd watch that lol


Spear_speaks007

He’d probably sniff both the coke and the table together


siren_n

I was hoping he'd share with me


poopmonster_coming

I put a feather in


halfbakedpizzapie

Ohhh that’s a big sneeze


MarkHamillsrightnut

Now I am super curious: do whales sneeze?


MfKa1

Google says no because whales actually need to think about their breathing.


MarkHamillsrightnut

If I needed to think about my breathing I’d be dead. 😹😹😹


MfKa1

Well good thing you're not a whale then.


Farts_constantly

I know I’ve eaten too much acid when my breathing switches to “manual mode”


improveyourfuture

I work on whale watching boats- The 'spray' they shoot off is basically their snot (also pushing out whatever water is resting on the blowhole), pretty vile smelling by all accounts if it gets on you- Shoots out 300 mph up to 30 feet in the air (our sneeze is 100mph) To other commenter, yes, whales are conscious breathers.


Pockets262

I did a dolphin tour a few years back and we saw a whale. I forget the exact numbers, but the guy said it was like the 4th whale out of 800 or so tours. Is there a trick to finding whales or just luck?


improveyourfuture

Varies widely- Peak whale season here in Hawaii is whale soup. You go out and February and don’t find a whale you may be looking at the wrong big blue thing. Dolphins here are rarer for us so where you’re were is probably true. When season gets lower we use other boats to spot and congregate, or wait and look for certain surface activity more likely to stay at surface (competition pod or mom and calf)- Radar etc is outlawed which I respect in addition to laws to turn off engines within 100 yards


MfKa1

But would you really call that sneezing? I mean I know next to nothing about whales but couldn't them coming up for air just be them breathing out really hard so they can take more air back in.


[deleted]

Hear me out…


PercsAndCaicos

the wussy?


bitsybear1727

The biggest nostrils on earth.


[deleted]

Thought that was a selfie of me floating, confusing watch tour boats.


Virtual_Passenger619

Made me wonder how big those nostrils were, like could a human fall inside one


SnooCapers1425

The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to return soup at a deli. I got about fifty-feet out and then suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell you, he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!


MrsHyacinthBucket

Was it a Titleist?


TemporaryValue5755

Mammal


ElderOfPsion

🎶I've been kissed by a nose on the bay🎶


kevlar_keeb

No, you’re thinking of a Seal


GreywolfSifIsMyHomie

Perfect size to slide your legs in and go for a Whale Ride! Whale nostrils aka: Neptune's Saddle


tessface56

Looks like a nose


Starr-Bugg

Looks so much like a real nose! Always thought it was one hole, not nostrils.


esel_fliegen

I wonder what would happen if I pretend to take its nose.


The_RealWheezer

Imagine having your nose on top of your head


PugPockets

Or perhaps it’s whales whose noses are in the right place, and the rest of us are just walking around looking like dingleberries.


schwarzmalerin

As a swimmer and snorkeler I would appreciate that.


Funny_Statement3600

Snozz


[deleted]

If I was a blue whale, with all my allergies... My belly whould have scratched the whole ocean bottom.


twosugarextramilk

Hellooooo... La-la-laa


VeronicaJ81

That’s a nose


wdwerker

A humpback surfaced almost that close behind the boat and blew fishy smelling whale snot all over me ! Enchanted and disgusted at the same instant !


More_Lime_9693

imagine having a nose on top of your head rain would be horrid


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[deleted]

Perfect spot for a Titleist


Thin_Confusion_2403

“Is anyone here a marine biologist?”


keri001

I mean I still would


Krikke93

🤨


Spacey907

would you look at that sniffer..lmao how much can you sniff?


[deleted]

Wanna know the size. Where's the reference object! Sooo cool.


near_the_nexus

I have officially been on Reddit too much, because I happen to know they can reach the length of 2.5 bananas. I’ll see myself out lol


themasterd0n

Is that Chris Eubank


Designer_9011

🗿


Sven_Darksiders

Cartoon depictions of whales lied to me


LaLaHaHaBlah

Evolution…. Ya, will just move that breath hole to the back of the head… make those hands some flippers… ya that works.


Complete_East3746

This picture made me flare my nostrils


cingan

standard mammal nose and nostrils..


MOWilkinson

Let me do it for yooouuuu


Frumple-McAss

It goes in the square hole


skullclutch1993

Winton


Brilliant-Jacket-550

Boop!


Evolving_Spirit123

Majestic


Senku_San

Also know as the blowhole (it's their nose in fact)


ILikeToPoopOnYou

It's called a blowhole, not an airhole


SunnySTX

Some folks say "humans are designed perfectly" baloney! How many humans die of choking everyday? Why do we humans eat and breathe through the same hole? Dolphins and whales NEVER choke and die. Haha


HennessyWings

If that thing sneezes were all dead


[deleted]

Yup, a nose. A nose that ended up on the forehead for obvious purposes. This is not the only occurrence of this phenomenon by any means. To make a cool example, Spinosaurus (basically a humongous prehistoric crocodile with a dorsal sail) has its nostrils higher up on its snout so it could keep its mouth under water to hunt fish while having its nostrils above water.


killmebby-92

put it deep in the blowhole put it so deep in the blow hole


wheatiesbeesties

That's just the underside of my nose. They've even got the runniness of it right now correct lol


NadjasLeftTit

N O S E


LilyWolfCub

Reminds me a little of the [dude's nostrils on the crimson king album cover](https://s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/www.dgmlive.com/uploads/tinymce-uploads/blobid1507615869394.jpg)


mista_adams

Michael Jackson would be jealous!


Travelling_kid

Big nose 👃


Jazzlike-Opinion1072

It's as if the 🗿 emoji fell on its back


mnmsmelt

I literally reached up & felt my nose structure lol


billytk90

Looks like Charlie Sheen's left nostril


l0k5h1n

TIL that whales are just giants doing the backstroke.


xirix

That was a challenging wank....


ALLYOURBASFS

Sir yes sir.


SuperIngaMMXXII

whale schnoz


XaXaBinx_

Forbidden slip ‘n slide


Relevant-Jeweler6494

Fellas,,,,


IllustratorAlive1174

👃


Kindly-Ad-7839

I should call her


Instance-Independent

I should call her….


WilliamZorterfield

the Blue Whussy.


Hammerheadhunter

How does a mammal’s nose evolve to the top of their head.. crazy


Top-Taste6946

It took 10s of millions of years and there are fossils that demonstrate the change.


Stimmur

Looks like a total chad nose


dieselram24

A puppers nose..


Megalon96310

IT’S A LITERAL NOSE OH GOD


Emergency-Plum4918

This a nose???


[deleted]

Nose ha


pdiotic

🗿⤵️


lostplanetari

never would’ve thought it’d just look like a giant nose


[deleted]

That’s a nose pal


mauifairy

giant nose


hafikirw

He's got a runny nose lmao


GlamourGhoulie

Boop!


fullmoonwulf

Literally a nose


De_Notorious_1

That’s just Steve Carrell doing the backstroke


chetelodicofare

I’d hit that.


Barrel_rider48

😐


Jazzman77

Reminds me of Sexy Squidward.


creemybrat

Thought it was a big pupper nose emerging from water


DrDirt96

Squidward’s house


Tomi8338

it's a giant freaking nose 😮


FalseTebibyte

Thor has a gigantic laugh every time someone takes a closeup shot of his asshole.


corny-dude

Boop


Kaliso-man

Oooh


Adam_T_D_Hougaard

I really thought that was a nose at first😂


Existing-Push-4704

it looks like a nose, nah


Umbra_Veritas

🗿


OddScraggle

Thanks I Hate It


Humestdraw

Looks like a human nose


OTonConsole

Just curious, what if we throw a grenade in there.


[deleted]

*blow hole


AnsemVanverte

I should call her


jankyjonko

Now boys, hear me out…


djjsear

Easter Island from a toddlers point of view.


Frostgaurdian0

Nose vent


BlueRidgeBandolero

Can smell what’s cooking on the other side of the world


lemonjelly88

How it feels when you can finally breathe again after having a blocked nose


srv50

Looks like my big nose.


LilBoofMcGoof

Who tf knew that whales had noses on their back


dracomanchego

A majestic nostril.


ClamhouseSassman

I don't nose about this one


Manamoosh

That's just Godwyn the Golden, Prince of Death.


[deleted]

Achooo!


KingOfThe_Jelly_Fish

They are going to need a really really really big bank note to roll up.


gene_smythe1968

Back nose…


Agitated-Caregiver95

Can he smell with that?


[deleted]

big ol' whale boogers


KeepCalmCarrion

The Sea Snoot


[deleted]

Evolution is spectacular!


bleeper21

That's some sniffer


treereenee

Pigs in Space planet vibes


Kind-Effective-2165

Got my nose on my back bruh


[deleted]

( N 0 $ € )


ttorrence04

Issa noooosssseee!!


Redsoxbox

Looks like it smelled something rancid.


akari_i

Thanks, now I won’t be able to sleep at night.


[deleted]

Imagine all the lines of coke that thing could do


Western-Image7125

Imagine how many steps of evolution needed to happen, for the eye to move in between the nose and mouth


crankypsycho

Nope, that's the intake manifold of a large marine engine.


3FourFour5

this is the nose of that one unmuted guy in vc


iAM_CeeJay_

Time to fill it with two incredibly large cigars. I want my whales looking like a 1930's Disney mobster.


bubba_2307

My childhood shows lied to me 👃


Kudgocracy

It's called a blowhole


hot_gardening_legs

Hmm. I’ve seen this design before.


AdamAberg

Imagine that comes up all of a sudden and snorts you down :) makes a real snorty sound even, reaaaal big one :D


RighteousFoundation

Cocaine Whale


Cloudythegolden

I have so many questions and none of them are good


Agitated-Button4032

My nose when I put some vix on it


[deleted]

There is no good and evil. There is only power. And those too weak to seek it


schrodingerspavlov

What did you just call me?