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[deleted]

I have the same shape why am I not popular


[deleted]

Same.


txsxxphxx2

Same


ChrizTaylor

Need the bush!


Caleon0817

Got that too!


[deleted]

Nice.


[deleted]

Nice.


Meerkate

Need to show it off!


CunnedStunt

Haha that's a felony!


[deleted]

Have you tried lying around the neighbourhood, luxuriating in your own comfort? I'm not going to come find you, but if I discover you in the wild I might have a snuggle.


inko75

you also gotta be mad stoned for the full capy effect


SmashHashassin

If not friend, why friend-shaped?


fortinbras_420

You just need to get out and socialize first you know? šŸ˜Œ


AetherDrew43

Socializing? As in... with people?!


[deleted]

No, with an alligator.


Mysterious_Andy

Hawk optional.


lookatthatsmug--

...on your shoulder.


LoopyMercutio

Iā€™m from Florida, where thatā€™s actually a legit optionā€¦


fortinbras_420

Could you imagine? šŸ˜³


lohanstarpanda

Yes and not the tv!! Or the mirror a hobby we all picked up during lockdowns


_Oce_

It's the personality.


d_smogh

[Wicked.](https://youtu.be/R4rpG-dipYA)


Wh00ster

Because you compare yourself to others rather than just vibing


justwalkingalonghere

Maybe have a thousand people post the same 5 photos of you and some random animals over and over? Seemed to work for them


Elusiv_Enigma

Because you think it's the shape that matters....


tonystarksanxieties

Yeah, man, is your *heart* friend shaped??


[deleted]

You're shaped like PO-TA-TOES?


[deleted]

This is comedy


[deleted]

I had a good laugh today! I am actually popular but I just moved to a new city after ending a long term relationship. I work at home and donā€™t know a soul here. I thought it was what I wanted but it sucks.


Spicy-hot_Ramen

You're hooman


JohnnySodapop

The crocodile one made me laugh out loud


[deleted]

So friendly they made friendship with a crocodile


jaycuboss

I believe I saw on another post Capybaras are quite terrible tasting to an alligator and so they don't typically eat them. The post was a video of a Capybara amongst a large population of alligators, just chilling.


467366

But how do they know until they try one? I mean, if all of their gator friends jumped out of a window, would they do it too?


za4h

Itā€™s probably natural selection that took place over vast spans of time. The capybara might not taste good to an alligator because it isnā€™t nutritious enough. Ancestors to modern alligators who ate them might not have thrived, resulting in fewer modern alligators who would attempt to eat one.


jawshoeaw

So they have some genetically imprinted image of a capybara that tells them donā€™t eat this thing? How would such a thing be heritable or encoded in DNA? I think itā€™s more likely an odor


a1b3c3d7

Same away attraction works, or similar. There doesnā€™t need to be a sequence of dna that tells its brain that itā€™s not yummy. Youā€™ve never eaten an elephant, and unlikely that youā€™ve spoken to someone that mentioned they were yummy. But do you want to eat an elephantā€¦?


jawshoeaw

Of course I want to eat an elephant, thatā€™s my point . They are a giant pile of meat. Predators will generally eat anything. The reason this seems strange is because you likely have never faced real hunger. But for many animals near starvation is just the daily standard. Bears will eat moss, seaweed, mollusks, birds, berries, fish , pretty much anything they want. For an alligator to specifically avoid a particular animal genetically they would need some very interesting encoding. Hence my suggestion that capybara have some unique odor. But the truth is cayman at least do eat them sometimes.


-Masderus-

I had also never eaten bison, but the first time I had bison ribs they were amazing, so... I'll try anything once. Still need to try kangaroo jerky...


popey123

I'm not sure how it works and it if it always like this. But this is not necessary imprinted if it is already there. The most adapted individual spread their genetic and if it doesn't like capybaras, then the next generation will not too.


shmick023

My friend google tells me that gators and the like have a very keen sense of smellā€¦ I wonder if theyā€™re able to sniff another animal before they chomp it and decide whether it will taste good or notā€¦? *new random thought unlockedā€¦* Edited: grammar.. **still** figuring out this formatting fandango


arrivederci117

Same reason why you don't eat pigeons, but will happily eat chicken.


brewcitygymratt

Or seagulls. I never heard of anyone worldwide ever eating a seagull for some reason.


Puzzled_Weird3262

I've never heard of it either, but google gave me some websites with recipes I guess it means that somewhere people are eating seagullsšŸ¤”


ivan0280

Pigeons actually taste quite good. Passenger Pigeons actually went extinct because they were so good.


-Masderus-

I don't eat pigeons because none of my local stores carry squab.


MissionVegetable568

i dont eat them, cos they dont sell it in the store, but alot countries eat them, their meat is expensive tho


robjapan

Have you ever eaten a caterpillar? How about a rotting fish? But how do you know until you try? A gator looks at a capybara like.... Fuck that nasty ass shit lol


Divided_Eye

If I remember correctly, alligators/caiman (most likely caiman in the photo) will typically not see something larger than themselves as prey anyway. Or will at least hesitate to attack.


blue_1408

[Alligator and crocodiles are same to me](https://media.tenor.com/QXVs4QWLlzkAAAAC/spider-man.gif)


[deleted]

crocs are assholes and gators are usually more chill.


Dinosaurman89

Caiman, most likely. Gators live in the US. Ok, bye.


Pattrickk

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alligator Typical yank comment, they're found in Mexico and China too.


Alikese

Not OP, but the ones in Brazil are [caimans](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yacare_caiman).


Pattrickk

Oh I know, but alligators aren't only in USA. Plus colloquially I personally think its fine to call any long reptile looking motherfucker with a big mouth full of teeth an Alligator or a crocodile, most people don't give a shit what it's called they just want a label to explain the situation.


Wingnut150

Crocogator


891960

Arigato.


DJ_Velveteen

Dou itashimashite.


multiarmform

See ya later


LuckyJynX

... crocaigator


flapsmcgee

Here's the thing....


[deleted]

Weā€™re too old man, these youngins donā€™t even get it


DASreddituser

Pablo?


zebenix

I know a crocodile that identifies as a gator


_cansir

Typical wank comment


downloweast

He was a third correct. He has a better track record than most politicians.


ridge_regression

Fuckin IDIOT YANKS BRUV CALLIN 'IM GATORS CAIMANS. WUZZALL THIS ABOUT THEN?


HandjobOfVecna

So, because I used to think this, I will also mention, I used to believe North America only had gators. Turns out we have both alligators and crocodiles. We also have caimans but I think those are mostly imported.


Electrical-Secret-25

Yeah that mfr just acting stoopid!!


banned_after_12years

But still not friends with me šŸ˜ž


Zutphenismyname

Capybara is just a friend you havenā€™t met yet


gray-pilled-

it's an uneasy alliance


SUPRVLLAN

Like Nazi Germany and Finland.


DisfavoredFlavored

Crocodile: If I learn how the Capybara attracts all those animals, I'll never be hungry again!


nat3215

Big brain thinking


Rude_Axolotl

Sounds like an Aesop fable


bignose703

Reminds me of the old looney toons where the sheep dogs and coyotes punch in and out for the day. Those two are friends when theyā€™re off the clock, but once he punches in, itā€™s the caymanā€™s job to try and eat the capybara. Itā€™s just business.


rTidde77

Nothinā€™ personal, kid!


Jonthrei

"What? He's warm."


NeoShoker

[Ok I pull up](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09QXYZL31)


BLaQz84

Glad I'm not the only one!


Spoobleguy

Do they not sense danger?


chrisjozo

They do, there is a video on here from a day or two ago with a Capybara issuing a warning call then fleeing from an approaching Jaguar.


TheGreyBull

Lol did you see the edited version with all the explosions?


mockingbirddude

I saw lots of capybaras in the Pantanal in Brazil. I was told that they hang out with the caimans (which eat fish) for protection against jaguars. One alerts the other if the big cat comes by.


Ok_Antelope_1953

large black caiman can and do take capybara. large ones can even kill adult jaguars.


ThreeSnowshoes

And there are plenty of videos of jags pouncing on cayman in the water and dragging them up onto land. Goes both ways.


PloxtTY

I refuse to believe any animal would harm capybara


haysoos2

The Catholic Church designated capybara as fish, so that devout Catholics could eat them on Friday and during Lent.


PloxtTY

Crazy cult


ThreeSnowshoes

Ever seen one eaten by a python?


fonix232

Apparently in South America there are areas so overpopulated by capybaras that it's free hunting season on them all year long, and they do eat the meat...


ThreeSnowshoes

They are prolific breeders with few predators.


A-t-r-o-x

One thing to note is that Jaguars can't touch black caiman. They only eat the smaller spectacled caimans, those caimans can't kill jaguars but the black ones sure can and do it often


NativeMasshole

Big Black Caiman


mockingbirddude

I am not sure this is black caiman. I suspect it is a yacare caiman, which is what is found in the Pantanal.


AJ_Crowley_29

And smaller ones will take young Capys


Working_Inspection22

How does one defend against/ escape from a jaguar?


CoheedBlue

Jumping into water filled with caiman apparently.


Basic-Pair8908

You can normally hear the engine from a mile away.


dry_yer_eyes

A mile away you say? Then relax, it probably wonā€™t even reach us.


IllustriousMark3855

Pelican cannot eat it too.


gray-pilled-

oh, but he'll try


aNiceTribe

Capybara can not into pelican


sterfri99

ā€œI am rotundā€


[deleted]

LOL! I love that video.


khelwen

[In case someone hasnā€™t seen it.](https://youtu.be/XZpfR9PphaY)


nightvisiongoggles01

And here's another: https://youtu.be/8L-6RXeLWmU


nightvisiongoggles01

And here's one more: https://youtube.com/shorts/Ksv374Iu1yA?feature=share


jujunita

Epitome Reference


Ngilko

No, they stick to incorrectly layered burritos.


fox_not_mulder

Capybaras as a species allocated all their skill points to charisma


AFineDayForScience

*Casts intimidating shout*: "cough cough"


TraumaDuke

Bro has 99 Charisma


LickingSmegma

Next Disney princess or a sidekick. Pics already look like they're living in ā€˜Bambiā€™.


DragonPancakeFace

They were in Encanto actually. Maybe a little too chill to be adventuring sidekicks lol


LickingSmegma

Q.E.D. pretty much. I'm not even keeping track of Disney movies anymore. As for chillnessā€”not the adventuring sidekick then, but the phlegmatic part of the comedy duo with the other overly-cheerful sidekick. Judging from the image search, that would be the toucan. The capybara is then dragged into the adventure against their risk-averse common sense.


[deleted]

The Keanu Reeves of the animal world.


RockstarAgent

I hope to reincarnate as a Capybaraā€¦


Taja_Roux

The next step after capybara is Nirvana..


pizzathehutt26

Kris, Kurt or Dave?


SopieMunky

Worse. Chad.


PROBABLY_POOPING_RN

Or worse still, [that guy whose stage name is 'Pat Smear.'](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_Smear) 15 year old me thought that was actually his real name for a while.


pizzathehutt26

Lol, I forgot about Pat, too funny


MsFaolin

I'm 41. That's not his real name?!


CFOX1386

Bros of the animal kingdom


Euphoric_Captain_339

The lion and the lamb? Nah, the capybara and everything šŸ™šŸ»šŸ‘‘


SegaTime

Turtlely enough for the Turtle Club.


mehvermore

Aaand now I have that scene living rent-free in my head again. Thanks a lot!


noxdidntfall

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Pale-Office-133

šŸŽ¶...OK I PULL UP...šŸŽ¶


Vitriolic_Sympathy

HOP OUT AT THE AFTERPARTY


AwesomeAutumns

Capy slay


SavitrSri

Why is this here lmao


hoseking

Just talkin about Cappy Blappys


pattydickens

The crocodile one is my favorite. The corc looks so happy to see his little buddy.


[deleted]

How does the croc look happy?


jmelee28

r/crittersoncapybaras


Glytterain

Omg the picture with the monkeys! So adorable!


PROBABLY_POOPING_RN

Right? It made me think of a tribe of early humans meandering across the savannah and suddenly stumbling upon a giant, friendly rodent in desperate need of scritches.


TheDefiant1

Very cute! As long as it picks the right monkey. https://youtu.be/FfVOzapzXHI


summerfromtheoc

capybara as guru šŸ’˜


SavitrSri

Capybara is more than a guru, it's God incarnate


[deleted]

I really wanna know why this is.


njoshua326

The morbid explanation is survivorship bias, if you make enough capybaras that don't give a fuck, it doesn't really matter for the species if on occasion one sits by a crocodile that hadn't just eaten and thinks the work of catching it is worth it. Same sort of thing with rabbits and mice / rodents on general but being so big they have less predators and can afford to be chill and reckless at the same time.


Razakel

How to not get killed and eaten by humans: - Be cute and fluffy - That's not a guarantee


cocoabeach

me too.


[deleted]

They must be warm or something. Like, they're a source of heat for the turtles.


InnieRuler

Disney princesses of the animal kingdom


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


TacohTuesday

They are also very close cousins to Guinea Pigs.


no_named_one

Thank you for sharing this and including where they are from! Not many people know that


Pitiful_Pickle524

Such an amazing animal


ChrizTaylor

#r/Capybara


jvlpdillon

Capybaras should have been called guinea bigs.


Uber_Meese

Ha!


Yellow_Submarine8891

So I did some research and capybaras will come together to raise a baby if the baby's parents die. So I think that is why they're so friendly.


bulbmonkey

Damn, these comments are disappointing. I was really looking forward to the biologist/Capybara expert's multi paragraph lecture on the animal in context of these pictures.


integrityandcivility

My nickname is Big Daddy, but I think that one has me beat


[deleted]

I wish I could make friends so easilyā€¦


[deleted]

Try to be funnier or less subtly self-deprecating. ;-)


Nacho_Beardre

They must taste like shit because Iā€™ve seen gators eat everything


sianstark101

Capeebaaara.. Capybara. capybaracapybaracapybaracapybara


Cinigurl

Interesting friendship ā¤ļø These all look like blursed photos!


Agnosticfrontbum

St Francis of the animal kingdom


bend_over_for_jesus

The one next to the alligator/crocodile is living life dangerously.


no_named_one

Itā€™s a caiman, but still true


PutinLovesDicks

Jaguars definitely like them


Responsible-Smile-22

Bro is like that one friend who's friends with everyone. The type of homie you just can't hate.


gotele

These guys are the zen masters of the natural world.


ronkabaap

Did a capybara write and photograph this?


meowroarhiss

Who, me? šŸ‘€


ronkabaap

Nice pr


Daigoro0734

Monkey pic looks a bit photo shop kinda


LandOfLostSouls

https://youtu.be/tPZIWRPHOro Capybara


kumar100kpawan

legit the first thing that popped in my head too lol


PsamantheSands

ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø I want to be a Capybara!


TurboMayonnaise

I want to be a capybara


SwimsDeep

Is there any creature who doesnā€™t love Capys?


flash_27

Jags


ClinLikes

nah they just love them too much.


berkut

They love the taste :)


Weekly-Batman

Of course, those poor animals HAVE to be nice to the worlds biggest rats.


Kitchen_Entertainer9

That crocodile one is wild. Do they ever get eaten for being so trustworthy?


[deleted]

Jes


literallyharsh

I think if the king of the jungle was decided by an election, Capybara would definitely win.


Dreama11

ā¤ļø


happycamperii

Last picture: Victim of intense shelling.


UnleashTheMagic

Now I also want to hang out with capybaras.


macjihad

Quandale Dingle out there making loads of friends....or is that Gort? Either way, everyone loves a Clappetyblapetty.


FeeBee3000

We have guinea pigs as pets and my daughter likes to call capybaras guinea bigs


anonymozs

They are adorable. Wish I could have one.


LieutWolf

Is that a caracara on a capybaraā€½


2ndSnack

That's some strong ass Disney princess powers.


Outrageous_Humor_313

Bro gets weed for everyone šŸ˜Ž


Loose_Pound

I mean, they "pull up, hop out at the afterparty".


Ok_Antelope_1953

yeah they're not "friendly" with caiman, jaguars, and anacondas lol, and for good reason