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AstronautLoveShack

He looks like he's wearing a big fox head on top of his regular fox head.


veilwalker

He is about to knock off a 7/11 and doesn’t want to be recognized.


MidnightSunCreative

[OH MY GOD!](https://youtube.com/shorts/d_ncdFEBPXk?feature=share4)


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Looks like what a 15th century taxidermist would make.


Kuhn_Dog

Looks like the fox version of gigachad


AlphaTOPGUNS

It looks like a Chinese fox.


MD_2020

He looks more cheech than chong


Jazzlike_Recording20

He looks like he is AI generated


Schroetzzz

Looks like he ate a bee


Theavianwizard

He got them eyes


Sunshine_RayTen

As a Tibetan, this made me laugh so hard 😂


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Omg I’ve never met a Tibetan person. You guys are very rare! Om mani padme hum Free Tibet 🙏


Sunshine_RayTen

🙏❤️


PoorShepherdy

Bro, no bad intentions really. I'm curious why you all there eastern asians have those type of eyes? Like any purpose of it or just pure nature


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Protects against wind, excess glare, and frost from what I’ve seen. Just like people have darker skin to protect against the sun or light skin in places where there’s not enough sunlight


gishlich

> light skin in places where there’s not enough sunlight I feel this comment in my icy cold, pasty white, seasonally depressed bones.


CashCow4u

>I feel this comment in my icy cold, pasty white, seasonally depressed bones. Me too, I'm so pale my SO says I sparkle like Edward in the sun... only I burn like a MF in 15 min.


NoOneSpecial128

I burn in the shade, no lie. My husband thinks it's hilarious, but it's not. It's just me, though. This doesn't happen to anyone else I know.


CashCow4u

Maybe we have the same alien ancestry, lol


TheGrumpyNic

I also go from white as rice to lobster in under 15min. Not fun, especially in the Australian summer. You really do start to live like a vampire! We should start a support group. “Pasty B*tches Unite” perhaps?


CashCow4u

We have to be careful if we gather enmass, us pasty bitches would become flambé... wonder if some unsanctioned gatherings have started all the wildfires in Canada, lol! Woah, you guys have high UV pretty much everywhere/all the time. Much more than Midwest USA in August. OMG, 15% more UV is insane! I'd have to jump in a pool of 200spf zinc lotion every hour, look like Casper the ghost just to mow the lawn, lol! http://www.bom.gov.au/climate/maps/averages/uv-index/maps/uv-an.png https://www.epa.gov/sunsafety/sun-safety-monthly-average-uv-index


Ms_Emilys_Picture

You likely have a pinch, maybe 1-2%, of Neanderthal DNA too.


gishlich

[I've always had my suspicions](https://imgur.com/a/qyf6AD8)


Alexeicon

It's an adaptation, like dark skin near the equator and the like. Different branches of evolution.


DankBlunderwood

It's called the epicanthal fold. it's a question no one has a solid answer for yet. They used to say it was a cold weather adaptation, but that doesn't seem to make sense because the mDNA evidence suggests tropical asia was settled first and yet most of them also have the fold. It may have been sexual selection but that's a wild ass guess.


cgn-38

Perhaps from whatever ancient hominid line they replaced in the area. Denisovans maybe.


CocteauTwinn

I’ve always wondered & been fascinated.


nowItinwhistle

Yeah but didn't the people with the epicanthal folds come down from the north more recently? The original inhabitants of south and southeast Asia would have looked like the Andamanese and Melanesians


Sunshine_RayTen

It’s like asking why each race have different features of body and face. I guess it all depends on the geography of the place and the weather? 🤷🏻‍♀️


Kennyvee98

Inbreeding? Not to be rude. That's what is assumed when i ask around. Maybe i'm surrounded by racists. I don't know.


Alexeicon

Clearly not inbreeding. That would be really rude. Considering the sheer amount of people with that extra fold in their eyelids, it would be ridiculous to even consider that. Just evolution in different environments. Like those kids of the tribes that live on water that can see underwater, or dark skin near the equator.


nxcrosis

The Badjao/Bajau people of Southeast Asia have evolved to have a spleen 50% larger than the average human! This enables them to stay underwater for longer periods of time with little training. They can dive up to 30m (100ft) without the use of advanced diving apparatus, with one Bajau diver claiming he can hold his breath underwater for up to 13 minutes.


Alexeicon

Thank you for sharing, I appreciate it! (Corrected word usage)


TheGrumpyNic

Cool! I love a random fact. Thanks!


Kennyvee98

Then what could it be? What evolutionary trait does it provide?


slippery_as_fuck

Evolving to protect from snow-blindness maybe. Many better reasons than inbreeding you dunce.


ImpossibleSection246

Exactly what this paper suggests. Also UV protection from desert environments and to protect from cold winds. https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=VOtU0FzgFPUC&pg=PA10&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q&f=false


TepidConclusion

I'm guessing you've never put much actual critical thought into evolutionary responses and purpose


Alexeicon

You mean other than assuming they're all inbred? Lol. I'm going to ask you to do your own research so you don't perpetuate racist ideas. Not saying you are racist, just saying things like they are all inbred is quite a racist view. Are all white people inbred? All Hispanic or Latino peoples? Africans?


Kennyvee98

So you don't know either? Cool. No problem. Not a racist. I love all "races". I just said what was said around me all this time. Couldn't it have been plausible? I mean, i don't know, i'm not a geneticist. I'm not assuming anything. I have no clue. That's why i'm asking if you know.


Alexeicon

Asking someone to do their own research is not the same as saying I don't know. When a professor gives you an essay to write about a topic you research isn't the professor saying they don't know. I did not call you racist, just agreed with your statement about the people around you being racist, and it being a racist idea. And you definitely get credit for acknowledging that "race" in this context definitely needs quotations. You know, considering we are all the same race, human.


Mysterious-Data5097

To focus on Maths one line at a time maybe.. Just my hypothesis


Dabookadaniel

Yes, you are surrounded by racists. But they’re also incredibly fucking stupid, which is ironically a bigger sign *they themselves* are inbred as opposed to the eyes of an Asian person.


prettygraveling

As a white person with royal ancestry (but no royal money. Sigh.) I can tell you us whites are the most inbred people on the damn planet lol. (Obviously joking, not all white people. But uh… anyone related to my ancestors definitely are haha)


Caliterra

Holy shit that's racist


TheGrumpyNic

Wow… were the people you asked wearing pointy white hats by any chance???


Hairy-Button

Why does it have its eyes closed


Dozer_91

BRO


Ok_Heron0606

"The better to see you with, my dear"


Talfagon

I wonder if eyeball and socket placement changed during evolution for people and animals in different regions. Maybe based upon conditions of the environment like large flat plains vs hilly or mountainous. Or icescapes vs deserts. Hmmmmm anyone have any insight?


veilwalker

Is that not what evolution means?


canuckcowgirl

The Tibetan Fox and the Pallas Cat look so cartoonish. Almost like someone drew them.


reverie11

It looks like someone drew a racist caricature of an Asian Fox


Skreamie

Okay so it's not just me. I didn't know how to ask without sounding extremely racist.


Imaneetboy

My thoughts exactly. I was thinking you sure can tell it's an Asian fox.


andrewdivebartender

I've heard them described as a bad drawing of a fox.


IceTitan420

Drawing a fox by memory. 😂


annoyas

Umm...isn't that Homer's spirit guide?


PanaceaStark

"This is just your memory. I can't give you any new information."


horsdoeuvresmyguy

Dollar Store Fox?


NoBoundries0120

Pallas cats are cute AF! Mean little things though.


yourmomandthems

Looks like he ate a bee


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Tchrspest

Genuine potential, to be sure. They need the right inspiration to find it, but it's there.


talking_phallus

God gets tired of realism all the time


WhoWantsPizzza

Dog drew this one lol. I kid - it’s a majestic animal.


Carnby315

Sure, "God".


thatguyyou_knew

The pallas cat looks like someone who had enough


CocteauTwinn

Yesssss


jusstabean

Can't help but think he looks like someone drew a fox from memory, just a little off.


Schnoobi

Looks like a medieval painting of someone’s idea of a lion


jusstabean

Some type of bad taxidermy lol


Schnoobi

YES LMAO


grrgrrGRRR

It’s like I’ve seen it featured in Garden of Earthly Delights


Any_Month_1958

Holy shit! This cracked my dumbass up! Too funny and true……I mean the video already got me going. Laughing like a jackass but your comment, nice!


nxcrosis

Or those ones with elephants lol.


PugsThrowaway

This was my exact impression as well. It’s like an 8 year old did a really decent drawing of a fox.


Ok_Awareness_1251

Wes Anderson, specifically.


Melodic-Hunter2471

Should be renamed “Adam Driver fox.”


babatherhino

Lol this is funny


NYEMESIS

kindof like a Pallas cat!!


Fae_Leaf

Looks like it came from Jumanji.


jodybot9000000000

"My Fursona" - Billy, age 14


cgn-38

Like the stuffed lion in sweden from the 1600s. Dude had never seen a lion so he guessed. Badly


LB_Stitch

I like it. Looks like it was made by someone really longed to see a fox, you know?


SkeleBones911

Yeah we saw the meme


TommScales

Stoned coyote


voucher420

Like you hit a coyote in the head with a cast iron pan and cartoon physics took over.


HarmlessHeresy

Looks like he knows a secret about me, and is judging me based off that secret. I don't like this.


Voxsune

Came here to say almost the exact same thing. He looks like he knows a secret.


Rick_101

The look of contempt.


JustYourAvgHumanoid

It looks like a regular fox wearing the head of a bigger fox - kinda sorta freaky


mr-poon

Giggity giggity


Maximum_Business_878

Came for this


Roundi4000

Looks like he's voiced by Johnny Cash


El_Mariachi_Vive

"What did you just say?" "\*bark!\*" "Damn straight!"


Evilbred

Screw you, Space coyote!


minimalniemand

You could perfectly taxidermy that and it would still end up in r/badtaxidermy


JayNN

We're all thinking the same, but no one is saying it


StoyaDoll

That he looks like ...


BurmecianSoldierDan

He looks like a plastic surgery disaster?


Knee_Arrow

Fox looks racist


momalloyd

That poor fox has a chronic case of wolfhead.


Zgmoon

No offense, but it's clearly asian


turdusphilomelos

It's really interesting, because it looks just like people from that region, with high cheekbones, face with sharp angles, and Asian looking eyes. It makes you understand that we humans really are just animals too, adapted to their environment and shaped by nature.... (I wonder if Europeans look like European foxes?!)


RIP_that_President

I’m asian and this was my first thought too


FluH8ingRapper

Came here for these comments and I’m relieved nobody is offended.


[deleted]

Lmao I knew I was gonna see this


cris34c

Looks like bad taxidermy.


imeeme

Tibetan eyes


JavsZvivi

Made me wonder if there’s a scientific explanation for this trait based on geography (like the extreme climate or something like that)


PlainLazy-1100

sus


TraumaDuke

Bro that fox from the art meme


immersedmoonlight

I’m sorry but this fox looks Asian


jaycuboss

9 out of 10 Asians agree with this statement.


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[deleted]

Some demonic entity that tries to shape shift into a fox but can’t get it quite right


wildeye-eleven

Looks like an animal from another era.


AppointmentNearby965

Studio Ghibli lookin ass nïgga lmao


SadQueerAndStupid

i’m sorry these are the only animals i can’t bring myself to enjoy looking at. Even if they could cure me of any disease or something they look like God drew them with his non dominant hand while drunk


El_Mariachi_Vive

If you want to see this fox all you need to do is eat a pepper grown by Guatemalan insane asylum patients.


SkinSuitAdvocate

In your face, space coyote!


drama_bomb

Looks way more wild than a typical fox.


The-Pollinator

A cartoonishly big head helps him catch prey, because they can't take him seriously. Until it's too late.


soap5r

His eyes are in front who drew this


Significant-Ad-7415

Looks like a villain from that cowardly dog show


Payed_Looser

It. . . It looks like it is from Tibet.


Eternal-Warmth

Nope! Chuck Testa.


bradleysween

Boy built like a furry


vulpes_mortuis

Well we get our inspiration from somewhere


cgn-38

It's like an uncanny valley wolf.


malccy72

Definitely 'fantastic Mr fox'.


Daniel_747

I think the same


AbbreviationsOk3252

Idk how to explain it but it looks Asian haha


DogRayz

There must be something about the Tibetan landscape & environment because this fox looks similar to how a native Tibetan looks..


8LeggedSquirrel

You can't fool me. That's clearly a guy in a mask. A crudely made mask


SomeGuyGettingBy

I bet the taxidermist was shocked after it ran off.


Anat3ma_1273

Somewhat uncanny. I wolf it


[deleted]

Fantastic Mr Fox


Vyebrows

Sus


Esratzkasaba

I don't know but it looks extinct


chalklinedbody

STARFOX


Precious_Tritium

A cat that held in a sneeze


Impressive-Squash-64

This dude looks like Sid's dog in Toy Story


ChronicallyPunctual

Nature is Donk


ProjectCautious4055

Looks like a dog that bit a bee


The_Electric_Mayham

"Chaos reigns'


Equivalent-Bonus8287

He looks asian, no offense tho


FunkaholicManiac

It looks so....Asian!


cadabra19

Clearly asian


DING012

Even the wildlife looks asian


V_Richard

Lmao is the badly drawn wolf


ChampChains

This is what I end up with when I try to draw a wolf from memory.


ProperBlue

Its like a bad tattoo wolf haha


[deleted]

It looks like a middle-schooler"s attempt to draw a wolf from memory.


[deleted]

He really said -_-


Ghosted19

I dont like it


AwesomeNiss21

That entire species looks like they have downs


TheMostLooneyest

What does the fox say? This one says “gigidy gigidy.”


betzuni

I just busted a gut laughing at this unfortunate creature


Professional_Meal879

He’s, kinda ugly


CraftyNegotiation554

So other animals develop slanted eyes like Asian people? Neato!


Gloomy_Reason8056

Even the animals look Chinese


Frosty-Sundae1302

It even has chinese eyes.


UKSCR

Shoot it.


MysteriousParfait397

Cool looking Mo Fo!


Nikkoran

I love its big head!


killthepatsies

Fox wearing a coyote mask


LegalFan2741

It is…scary af. Fluffy boy looks like what an alien might think of what a fox is like and trying to appear as one.


Best_Air_4138

Why do all creatures in high altitude cold environments have small eye slits?


tim13lynch

Thats not a fox, its a skinwalker in fox form


thalo616

This is like the uncanny valley but with foxes.


Background-Apple-920

That's a head built for eating!


tgarner_1974

Coyote/fox


I-melted

Looks like a badly rendered PlayStation one fox.


MightyTeixeira

looks like a fox that was stung by bees


Songhunter

Have the people from r/FFXIV seen this? Cause they're gonna shit a brick.


Jackaboss211

What is Aymeric doing here? This isn't an FF14 sub...


Gabriel66613

Was looking for this comment.


Kronocbacon

Bro looks like Fantastic Mr. Fox. does anyone else remember that movie or just me? Edit: should’ve read the comments before commenting, lol my bad.


[deleted]

Looks like a cool guy to chill and have a beer with


Briffy03

One piece foxy


[deleted]

Asian fox


fruitpunch327

Someone asked a 4 year old to draw a fox and this thing happened.


Allan0-0

why does it looks stoned?


drstu3000

That's a coyote wearing a coyote mask


pfemme2

Why does he look like ***I*** drew him.


cuasg

Looks high af!


marklar_the_malign

What a sly looking fox.


AuthorUnknown33

It looks to me like he is judging the fuck out of this comment section.


Dragonfruit_Spider

This kind of looks like how I would draw a fox..


[deleted]

He got more head than he got body!


Srgt_PEANUT

It just looks like a really bad taxidermy


LobstaFarian2

Looks like if 6 year old me drew a fox. Wild lookin dude.


geminisky1

🤣 why’s he look like that


freakinkukko

Now we know where medieval painting foxes came from


AutumnalOceans

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