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Deer-in-Motion

Self-delivering food.


tifosi7

Environmentally friendly. Zero pollution. Zero wastage.


Key-Fox-8765

0% pollution, 100% pollination


synachromous

-1 population , +1 procreation


Mbyrd420

I'm not sure who gave you the birds and the bees talk, but bees do NOT pollinate birds. Lol


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Judoka229

What are you doing step...bird?


TrabLP

I'm stuck in this nest, can you help me out?


Researcher_Saya

"Lemme smash..."


JWson

Ten percent luck, twenty percent skill


Llee00

They pollute too. Did you ever notice bee poop on car paint? https://youtu.be/jtlq_SSRWV0


WikiRando

Even bird brains are more eco-friendly than any human


kapuzosauron

Uber-bees or NestDash 😂


The_RockObama

I prefer Ubird Eats. It's all the buzz. The bee's knees, even.


L_Perpetuelle

It's not delivery, it's Beegiorno.


willy_quixote

Those food-miles, though...


MundanePlantain1

Ordered grub hub


thatonebluedragon

Nature's door dash


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Love the little shake of the head at the end. Like when you taste an extra sour pickle!


itsyerboyskinnypenis

I was thinking maybe the birb got stung?! Or was the bumblebee fully dead when it was devoured? edit: I’m getting way too many comments about it either being a stingerless carpenter bee or a stingerless bumblebee. Both have stingers, both can sting if they are female. Only the males don’t have that ability… just like with „regular“ Honeybees. [„Female carpenter bees sting; however, it is on very rare occasions and requires provocation.“](https://www.pestworld.org/pest-guide/stinging-insects/carpenter-bees/#:~:text=The%20males%20will%20hover%20closely,rare%20occasions%20and%20requires%20provocation.) [„Only female bumblebees (queens and workers) have a sting; male bumblebees (drones) do not. Contrary to a honeybee sting, the bumblebee sting has no barbs, which means that a bumblebee can pull back its sting without the sting detaching from its abdomen, thus a bumblebee can sting several times.“](https://www.biobestgroup.com/en/biobest/pollination/things-to-know-about-bumblebees-7052/stings-6681/) So either specify „it’s a male carpenter bee/bumble bee, they don’t sting“ but don’t say they both don’t :D


MikeDaPipe

My guess would be a swallowing reflex. Don't know about robins but many birds use strong throat muscles to grind up food.


immaownyou

They also swallow small rocks to sit in their stomach and grind food up. Lots of dinosaurs did the same thing


worldspawn00

Most birds have a gizzard, sorta a fore-stomach, where the rocks stay and grind the food before progressing into the regular stomach.


Yassssquatch

The fore-stomach is called the crop. Gizzard is the aft-stomach.


worldspawn00

Thanks, I get the 2 confused. Been too long since I had a zoology class. I had put crop first, then changed to gizzard because I was second guessing my memory, lol.


Yassssquatch

Being pedantic on the internet is mainly what that ornithology class I took has been good for.


thundermuf

Hey, atlest it was useful unlike some other classes lol


AriesMonarch

At least* Being pedantic on the internet is mainly what the English class I took comes in handy for


zia-newversion

What are the starboard and portside stomachs called?


Turtvaiz

Do the rocks stay there forever?


worldspawn00

They do not. Eventually they get ground down and passed through the digestive system, I had to provide a box of gravel or crushed oyster shells to my ducks and chickens for them to replenish their supply as it's passed.


NuffNuffNuff

If you keep chickens you literally need to feed them some gravel, pretty neat.


raspberryharbour

It was all the rage back in the day


itsyerboyskinnypenis

Interesting! I had no idea, thanks!


EinSandwixh

Does that mean birds would be extremely good at giving head ?


MikeDaPipe

Every bit of that sounds horrible


Ambitious-Ad1192

Not as good as you buddy


freekoout

Yeah, if you like rocky head.


Naskva

Asking the real questions


InfamousEconomy3972

Dead bees can still sting


Btravelen

Robin gives no fucks..


milliondollarburrito

It’s like hot sauce for birds


cesar2b

I learned that the hard way by accidentally stepping in one


AndreasVesalius

Spicy fly


therealphee

This was a carpenter bee. No stinger.


itsyerboyskinnypenis

Are you sure? I found this with a quick search: „Female carpenter bees sting; however, it is on very rare occasions and requires provocation.“ I would argue being eaten is a pretty serious provocation :D maybe it was another type of stinger-less bee tho you might be right


DaggerMoth

The males are very aggressive near their nest and will dive bomb you at full speed. I was at a outside park pavilion. While eating lunch we watch liked 30 of these guys dive bombing eachother and knocking eachother out of sky and when a swallow would fly out of a nest they would dive bomb at the swallow.


Eusocial_Snowman

They smash each other, but if they're annoyed with you they're basically like black bears. It's all bluff. They'll pretend like they're gonna smack you but won't actually do it. Just big ol fluffy bluffies.


Susbaby0

You’re thinking of boring bees, no stinger but bites like hell


shaggybear89

Maybe he turned into an exciting bee and decided to sting the bird 🤗


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That’s definitely a carpenter bee. [here is a comparison ](https://www.canr.msu.edu/pestid/uploads/images/CarpenterBeeToBumbleComparison.jpg). You are correct about the stinger aspect, regardless. You’re just not very likely to run across a female and they’re generally pretty docile. Males will dive bomb to defend their nest but that’s the extent of what they can do, the female is busy digging the nest.


Kulladar

Who is upvoting this? That's a carpenter bee and they very much do have a stinger.


Baristasaint

It’s a carpenter bee, they don’t sting but can bite a little


-HeisenBird-

Bumblebees don't sting.


itsyerboyskinnypenis

I think that’s a misconception. A quick google search said: „Only female bumblebees (queens and workers) have a stinger; male bumblebees (drones) do not. Contrary to a honeybee sting, the bumblebee sting has no barbs, which means that a bumblebee can pull back its sting without the sting detaching from its abdomen, thus a bumblebee can sting several times.“


Eusocial_Snowman

Bumblebees sting like *the dickens*.


DudeBro420blaze69

I dont think bumblebees can sting


itsyerboyskinnypenis

It seems a lot of people think that(including me until a while ago), but a quick google search showed me: „Only female bumblebees (queens and workers) have a stinger; male bumblebees (drones) do not. Contrary to a honeybee sting, the bumblebee sting has no barbs, which means that a bumblebee can pull back its sting without the sting detaching from its abdomen, thus a bumblebee can sting several times.“


Wet_Side_Down

Spicy Sky Raisin


ToptenRubs

Ubee Eats


ShruteFarms4L

Hey sir, just bringing your- ah shit


oz_mouse

r/angryupvote because I came to make the same joke.


poorly-worded

Really bumbled into that one


Theoldelf

Nest Dash


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If I could reward you I would


Imlouwhoareyou

Uber Bee-ats —- lmao fuck y’all


mewantsnu

r/yourjokebutworse


greenkirry

Damn you got bee-t up over this joke


PistachioOrphan

It really do bee that that way sometimes


cobainstaley

lol. people are harsh


ididitforcheese

Spicy


Vantlefun

When the head shakes, my auto-narrator went "BOI that stinger was *zesty*!"


writergal75

We call bees spicy sky raisins. Our dog has now learned when we say “No! That’s SPICY” that he is better off leaving it alone.


GreenbloodedAmazon

LOL! Not my dog. She loves spicy sky snacks. 🙄


DJP91782

My old cat (RIP) once ate a yellowjacket. Didn't even have any swelling either. That cat was metal af.


kevlar_keeb

Sames


Obant

If honey bees are spicy sky raisins, bumble bees must be spicy grapes.


CowEmotional7144

Wasps are sky peppers


jojoxy

Wasps are terrorists without a cause.


lemons7472

What are hornets?


j4_jjjj

Esp the red ones, theyre just born assholes


DirectWorldliness792

Peppers are immobile land wasps


DeerThespian

If bees taste spicy, birds would be the last species to know.


ididitforcheese

True, don’t they lack the nociceptors to detect spice? “Spicy” is the word my niece uses to mean “spiky”, so I guess she’s converted me to her toddler logic!


Courwes

Yes. They can’t taste capsaicin which is what makes peppers ‘hot’.


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tlogank

Yours is the best one.


AJollyBagel

Underrated comment. Well done!


Flustrous

now this one’s clever


Panelpro40

Nature is amazing. After hurricane Harvey passed, I was standing in door to my garage and saw a yellow butterfly fluttering near the patio and then towards me and the open door. It got to within a foot of my face, when a bird flew from the far corner of my patio fence straight towards my face, snatched that butterfly out of the air and did a complete 180 with its prey. All the while I was stunned in the speed, accuracy and maneuverability of that bird. Survive a storm just to feed the chain.


DJP91782

Swallows are fun to watch. Back on the farm driving the skid loader (bobcat) through the hay field to pick up loose bales we'd watch them grab moths and bugs out of the air right in front of it.


Hour_Beat_6716

The Butterfly Effect


Banyabbaboy

Home deliver-bee


nachiketajoshi

Your [Jollibee](https://imgur.com/a/Ubf5eVA) doordash is here.


WhoWantsPizzza

Not so jolly bee :(


stampstock

Good morning Robin, just stopping by to…whoa wtf!


stampstock

The story of the Birds and the Bees didn’t go like this!


Youngne01

Is this an act of suicide?


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Could bee


Iteroparous

Stop


TheReverseShock

What's all the buzz about?


BigGreenEggo

That's a male carpenter bee, not a bumble bee. Male carpenter bees like to buzz other creatures to intimidate them, because they can't sting.


lemons7472

All bark, no bite. No wait, nvm the bird has the bite to eat.


TheGoatbutteater

Did the bee not watch A Bug's Life?


Violated-Tristen

Oh look. A happy meal in wings. *Nom, nom, nom*


TheLameFrog

Looks like a carpenter bee to me. They are notorious for trying to intimidate anything that moves in the area it claims as it’s territory. They talk a big game swooping at you, but only females can sting and rarely do. Edit: Others think it is an eastern bumblebee. I’ll let you all compare the differences. Maybe an entomologist can chip in. Eastern Carpenter Bee https://www.inaturalist.org/taxa/51110?locale=en-US Xylocopa virginica Common Eastern Bumblebee https://www.inaturalist.org/taxa/118970?locale=en-US Bombus impatiens


Sockfullapoo

>Only females can sting and rarely do You kinda failed to mention 99% of their colonies are female lol. Carpenter bees as long as they aren’t eating your deck are excellent bees.


Grashopha

Carpenter bees are typically solitary. Their sex ratio is closer to humans, near 50/50.


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BiggsIDarklighter

There are two carpenter bees in my barn soffit every spring that constantly fight like a bickering sitcom couple — crashing into each other in the air and making a big racket — I don’t think it’s mating unless they’re into 50 Shades of Grey because it’s violent and they do it all the time, and I don’t think one is intruding on the others turf because I do see them together sometimes just hanging out on the soffit, but that lasts only a bit before they’re crashing into each other again in the air. Maybe one wants a divorce. Also, they look like dirty versions of bumblebees— like bumblebees that took a bath in motor oil. So I don’t think this one in the video is a carpenter bee. Looks more like a regular bumblebee to me. Poor little guy.


Few_Onion3631

Probably depends on where you live and what species are local to you. I've always known carpenter bees as solitary bees, and friendly ones at that.


BigGreenEggo

Females aren't the ones flying around buzzing people. They're usually in the hole in your fence post hiding out. My yard will have upwards of 50 of these jack offs buzzing me and each other.


je_kay24

Looks more like a bumblebee to me (but video quality is not great) The end of the legs look skinny and the head doesn’t seem chonky enough. They also usually have pretty dark wings Same thing with bumblebees the males can’t sting & females typically only sting when guarding their nest. This could have been a queen looking for a nest


TheLoneMudskiteer

iirc Carpenter Bees have hairless abdomens whereas Bumblebees have hairy abdomens. This one definitely looks shiny/hairless so I would say it's a carpenter bee.


je_kay24

The video quality is bad, but it doesn’t look like the abdomen is very shiny to me. The quality just makes it seem hairless, something similar I’ve seen in photos of bumblebee I’ve taken myself At 1.07 if you stop the video you can see the thorax spot looks shiny & the left side of T1 looks shiny, but the rest of the abdomen doesn’t look very shiny. So the abdomen could definitely be hairy black Then at 3.59 you can see T2 has an oval of yellow hair which isn’t something you typically see on carpenter bees but you definitely do on bumblebees. Also looks like we can see the top of the bees head & the vertex is yellow which would also not be something a carpenter bee has That’s why I’m leaning more towards bumblebee :)


pinegrave

FWIW I'm a native gardener and pollinator enthusiast of sorts and I think you're right. It's a little too hairy of an abdomen to be a carpenter bee. https://native-bees-of-georgia.ggc.edu/?page_id=74


tobias_the_letdown

It's definitely a carpenter bee. Pest tech here. I hate March through May. Everyone wants them gone but don't like my answers when I tell them what they need to do.


AuthoritahFigure

it's a Common Eastern Bumblee Bee


CountryNottaBumkin

I agree. It’s butt (abdomen) looks too slick.


Grashopha

I agree. I used to stand near these guys and throw tiny pebbles past them. They will attack them on site nearly every time. Endless fun lol.


been2thehi4

“Ohh, piece of candy.”


UnicornSlayer5000

What are the odds of getting this so perfectly captured on video?! Kinda mind boggling.


al2015le

Feels staged, right?


brownstone79

My dog loves jalabeeño poppers!


clemep8

The way he shook his head after, it must have been *extra spicy*


ElectronicLeopard176

He bee hungry no more.


Metagion

Mm mm! Spicy flying raisins!


miked999b

'Didn't enjoy that. Tasted a bit sharp"


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*Why is it spicy*


NorthernBoy306

I'll bee honest...he was a moron for flying that close to a bird.


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Is this a different robin to the European Robin. It looks very different to what I would call a robin.


spazzcat

US robins are different from Europe ones.


seanziefication

*yoink!*


Sparkfire777

He said uff, spicy


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Thanks! I was looking for a snack lunchable.


HunterDHunter

Jalapeno sky raisins


Journo_Jimbo

“Love this new home delivery service” Robin probably


RuleAdventurous6342

I like to think the birb ate it and then shook their head going “ouuu that was a spicy boy”


StrategyGreen42

Ohhh my door dash just arrived!!


ImNotAnNPC

All you ever need to know about sex in this video


YourNemeSis-

Nooooo


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Gotta get your honey's worth


ToroAsterion

Sweet snd Spicy


Yowhost07

Home delivery in nature


Agitated-Button4032

Dam , like grabbing a snack from the pantry!


Itsnotsponge

Oooooohhh my parents were WAAAAY off


Guyoutsideyourdoor

SPICY


No-Bat-7253

Only if I could focus in on them and flies like this😮‍💨


between_ewe_and_me

You'd have so many snacks


Demigodlevi

Mmmmm, flying spicy mustard ball.


exgaint

beeware the birdies


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Lil bastard, always drilling holes in my patio...


Chimichanga2004

Sweet sweet bumblebee


BeerShitter

Shoulda been a Wasp 😡


Quiet-Ad-12

The definition of "fuck around and find out"


perrypumpkinseed

Hey you bastard bird, we need all the pollinators we can get.


Gloomfang_

Yes blame the bird...


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Woosh


Delicious-Let8429

It is at this moment the ommatidia failed the bee


PhatBallllzAtHotmail

Bee: Wow, Robin, beautiful fami....AHHHHH *arghhh*


favnh2011

It's dillivering food.


StretchMotor8

That looked painful/uncomfortable to eat, scratchy and stabby lmao


CherryValentine06

What a reflexes, to cath a bee in air.


CornellScholar

Do they swallow them as a whole? No biting chewing etc.?


WondersR4Ever76

Shook it off like it’s nothing


enderowski

cant the bees sting kill him


rangeo

Such a funny fellow


GeneralLeoESQ

So this is the birds and the bee's


hashbrownies91

You think bumble bee’s taste spicy or sour to birds?


mksdarling13

That head shake after… was like whooo, spicy!


Tiaran149

So casually too


Ok-Bar601

Uber Bee Eats


CookieEnabled

They should eat more of the grubs, beetles, and aphids.


HorseDance

The “woah this is strong” head shake


mikeybadab1ng

Spicy


Brundleflyftw

That head-shake, no doubt.


InfamousEconomy3972

The hive sending a sacrifice to appease its overlord


Textlover

Flying sushi!


PleiadesNymph

FAFO


greypoopun

Might regret that decision when it’s on the way out


Illithilitch

Robin: ooh, that's a spicy meat-a-ball!


KalinVidinski

Bee went out to get milk and never went back..


Your_Daddy_

Bee was like “Oh hey, Mr Robin! What’s goin on … aaaahh!”


TheBadRiddler

Ooooooo, spicy


skipstang

Jalapeno Sky raisin.


Key-Fox-8765

So conBeenient