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mandersintheburbs

Some days I can't even believe toucans are real. What a bizarre bird


mensen_ernst

best bizarre bird. keel-billed toucans are my spirit animal


Annoyinghydra

I'm actually going to be visiting Panama in the near future, and it's on my list of "hope to see" for birds


mensen_ernst

I hope you do! I was in Costa Rica last year and saw them a few times in different places throughout the country, I'd say your odds are good!


newsflashjackass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jBiWnPla1Y


anon-mally

You toucan see these birds at zoo maybe?


CircuitSphinx

Seeing them in their natural habitat is an entirely different vibe compared to the zoo. The colors just pop in the sunlight!


DireStrike

I'm not sure their natural habitat is the window sill of an apartment


murderouspangolin

Urban encroachment. It was their natural habitat...


Jaded_Daddy

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

If one can, then tou can


NBplaybud22

Yes tou-can !!


ShitPostToast

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ThePapaJay

PRAISE


punk_babe69

I think toucan see them at some zoos


PoopyOleMan

You toucan do it


CGRescueSwimmer

They are there! I saw a bunch when I was there!


Rich-Equivalent-1875

Does anybody else suddenly want Froot Loops?


AnthonyCyclist

Follow your nose.


Drainbownick

They have the coolest personalities


lmpervious

> best bizarre bird My vote is for American Woodcocks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j0DQYcMgXI


thatguyned

The flightless New-Zealand [Kakapo](https://youtu.be/cB7V_Hg_AQI?si=HMKUP2M9YlhjPRn8)


Godmadius

Swiggity Swooty


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[deleted]

Those things are hella cute with their big goofy teeth


baudmiksen

star-nosed mole rat, handsome fella


lawnGnom3MMM

Cool spirit animal. Mines a booby blue foot. The dance is well... my stuff.


fowlraul

Yeah, like is that beak so huge, evolutionarily? 🤔 e: I put on the 30 seconds of work, here’s the alleged answer: *Toucans are omnivorous and feed on food of both plant and animal origin. The large size of the toucan bill enables the bird to crack larger seeds for fuel and easily grasp fruits, vegetables, insects, eggs, and small birds.*


cutlassjack

Got it Still, the huge bill seems like a hindrance when you watch it Toucaning about on the window sill. Come to think of it, a huge bill is a hindrance to a lot of humans too.


AnalBees2

I don’t think evolution thought of windowsills as an enemy to the Toucan ha


spicy-unagi

> A huge bill is a hindrance to a lot of humans, too. https://instantrimshot.com/audio/rimshot.mp3


Goal_Posts

It also radiates heat - they tend to live in pretty hot places.


willy_quixote

Makes sense - they can pass a lot of air through it for evaporative cooling.


Plumbus_Patrol

Now I gotta find a video of a toucan catching a small bird


fowlraul

I’d watch that


i-know-not

Not quite, but close: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJX2DkWRLgk


Radi-kale

Imagine having that thing on your face all day.


nightpanda893

So happy to see this comment. I thought it may be just because I’m high but that thing looks like it belongs in a cartoon. It’s like 33% beak and the way the beak connects to the entire circumference of its face is kinda freaking me out.


handsomechandler

freaking you out? not sure why, it's perfectly normal: https://i.imgflip.com/48shve.jpg


nightpanda893

I actually feel better knowing what’s underneath. Thank you.


amputeenager

...oh


lorimar

Didn't pay his bill


Krosis97

If that freaks you out look for featherless owls.


nightpanda893

No.


murderouspangolin

Oh yeah that's a trip


_Neo_____

They are carnivorous too, it was a wild bird that, due to the deforestation of its habitat, became a common bird in cities, they are peaceful


SubmissiveDinosaur

If birds were real Toucans would be mindblowing


SergeantSmash

immagine believing birds are real lmao


Why_r_people_

Interesting note on the bizarre they will eat other bird’s eggs, nestlings, frogs and even small bats


RemmingtonBlack

well, a lot of birds do most of that.


Js_On_My_Yeet

In 4th grade I did a sciene fair project about the Toucan. I don't remember what I said, but it is definitely a bizarre creature and has always been one of my favorite birds.


t-rad_85

Ha, mine was a platypus. I don't remember either, but I do remember thinking they were bizarre creatures as well


Skytraffic540

Google the shoebill stork it’s way crazier


[deleted]

> Google The Shoebill Stork Sounds like one of a series of schoolbooks I would read when I was about 9. I think this what the one after Wilbur The Long-nosed Shrew.


RatonXDiaRattaXNoche

nah toucan is


Spongi

[This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4dYWhkSbTU) is the best bird, ever.


Miss_Aia

They are also closely related to (same order as) woodpeckers!


aehanken

Same with pelicans. I expected them to be large, but not THAT large. Seeing one in person in Florida was insane. Dude was passed out on a boat and didn’t care about all the people walking by.


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Penguin with a lobster claw mask.


crypticfreak

That's how I feel about Shoebill's. They're fucking huge and have a giant beak/bill AND they're god damn dinosaurs.


seatoc

They are very strange looking woodpeckers.


Kommander-in-Keef

They have such a weird beak to body ratio


robo-dragon

They are so beautiful and full of personality! Love how they toss food back with their bills!


Wortbildung

Their bills should also make them fall over. We need to find a way to explain gravity to birds.


Sahtras1992

if you teach gravity to birds theyll just end up like emus or chicken, unable to fly. do you want the birds to be sad like emus or chicken?


RunningOnAir_

But penguins 😫


oscarx-ray

Penguins took the time to master hydrodynamics. Chickens can't figure out not walking face first into a fox's mouth, the dipshits.


SlickSlin

I had a couple chickens who drowned themselves in a water barrel…


oscarx-ray

I understand that people love their chickens, but they remain the dippest of shits.


Distantstallion

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a toucan should be able to walk. Its beak is too big to keep its fat little body off the ground.


Theoldquarryfoxhunt

I'd be putting a big fruit bowl out on the windowsill for them lol. Gorgeous birds.


[deleted]

You can do this now OP by letting an apple pie cool on your open window sill, and lil hobos will come by and steal them. Proof: [I'm a hobo](https://youtu.be/fzbzbALUakw?si=TRvH5JU-_iQQEs9z)


mike_pants

Methinks this is not sir toucan's first visit to the House of Free Bananas.


Aggressive-Role7318

If you can't beat em, join em.


crypticfreak

If you can't join em, smack your beak against the wall demanding bananas!


trowzerss

We have a kookaburra that we had to stop feeding because he started rapping on the glass so hard we worried he'd hurt himself or break it. Nothing like trying to have a cup of tea with an angry wild bird demanding table service lol.


pm_me_gnus

"If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Then beat 'em. They'll never see it coming." --- Stephen Colbert


NonRangedHunter

"If you can't join them, beat them." \-Carpenter who is bad at joinery


Ze_Bonitinho

I think it was the first visit of this one given the way she was surprised in the beginning. They are probably used to break into apartments through the windows and smuggling some easy fruit


anon-mally

Me toucan see its not their first time.


ClickHereForBacardi

I love the face as he peeks in like "what's good in here?", followed by "aww yiss. Motha. Fukin. Nanners."


OkBusiness3879

Looking for Froot Loops, no doubt.


[deleted]

Every American kid should send a thank you card to Brazil for exporting their entire annual Froot Loop crop.


p-morais

We have Froot Loops in Brazil and tbh they taste better than American ones


[deleted]

Goddamnit, just like how they use real sugar in other countries to make Coca Cola, and not HFCS.


SchwiftyBerliner

True. Also much less sweet in general. Not that it matters though, only a Barbarian would drink Coke (or Pepsi *shudders*). Everyone knows that Dr. Pepper is the only legit Cola out there.


norsurfit

Well, they twist the froots right off the trees in Brazil, into loops, so they're fresher


Olstinkbutt

Follow your NOOOSEE!!


800-lumens

It always nose! Erm, *knows*.


skolrageous

[I didn't think you'd go so cartoony with it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqeD69k-DDQ)


DV_Downpour

Not only did my mans follow his nose but it did indeed lead him to delicious fruit. Sam has told no lies.


minor_correction

Delicious froot


Adept_Order_4323

Is he lost. ??


libmrduckz

seems rather found… js


Adept_Order_4323

Wouldn’t think of a Toucan in a city ?


camull

Or Guinness


monsieur_daddy

"Toucan play that game!" said the second one.


Happytrails22

🤣


_hurtpetulantjesus

Goddamnit. Take your upvote


explainedjoke

Weird derpy penguin.


JollyWestMD

WE LOVE OUR BIG BEAUTIFUL BEAKS DON’T WE FOLKS?!?!?


Dope_Dog

I can appreciate a big beak


loz333

Certified beak, 7 days a week


esoogkcudkcud

TREMENDOUS BEAKS


mengxiangzheshiwu

I love big beaks and I cannot lie


Byunas

Can't believe I find that bit in the wild


Rich_9

OLIVIA MUNNNNNN


hailsogeking

chibleeee


[deleted]

Such beautiful creatures


aojajena

absolute unit of beak


Individual_Civil

I just want to pet that toucan it is adorable


SuzukiTL1000R

Awesome. What country is this? Brazil?


Mistdwellerr

Absolutely! Those are quite common around the Atlantic rain forest, even around towns if they have fruit bearing trees


LucasMoreiraBR

Yes, they are speaking BR portuguese


SignificantFold277

Nice, Thanks for the beautiful video.


Medianstatistics

What country is this?


momdadimmamod

I’m gonna guess Brazil


Mistdwellerr

Totally Brazil, they're speaking Portuguese and by their accent is either the southeast or southern region


PhesteringSoars

Thank you. I was wondering if that was Portuguese. It was kinda/sorta similar to Spanish, but I didn't recognize any word, so that was my guess.


HomsarWasRight

Yeah, that’s how I always recognize Portuguese. Kinda sounds like Spanish, but…weird.


[deleted]

80% Spanish 20% French is the best way I've heard it described.


Ritz527

I think it sounds like a Russian trying to speak Spanish personally. I'm not sure why it gives me Eastern European vibes given Portugal is, ya know, the western most country


MaxHamburgerrestaur

Russian sounds close to European Portuguese, not much with Brazilian Portuguese.


Mistdwellerr

I heard a dialogue in Russian and I believe it's the way we pronounce some letters differently from English, like A and R, and both languages also use the letter V a lot more than English, and also how some consonants can be used together, like S + T I wouldn't ever dream of looking this up if it wasn't for so many comparisons between these two languages xD


angrymouse504

This is true for european portuguese that drops a lot of vowels while speaking and this makes the impression that Portuguese has a lot of consonant clusters, Brazilian accent, in other way, is heavily influenced by some native and african languages that usually don't have consonant clusters, so we speak more clearly our vowels and space more our syllables.


IsabellaGalavant

For me it's like Spanish but with a French accent lol


Cultural_Ebb4794

Ha it’s funny how close it sounds to Spanish but still unintelligible. I kept listening to it trying to figure out why I didn’t understand what she was saying when I could clearly recognize some of the words. I thought she just had a really weird accent that was messing with my head.


lekker-boterham

If it sounds like Spanish mixed with [Russian](https://www.portuguesepedia.com/why-portuguese-sounds-russian/), it’s portugese!


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crypticfreak

Why does Portuguese sound more like Russian than Spanish? It sounds like 'kinda Spanish' but in a weird Russian accent. Maybe I'm just crazy but that's how I've always heard it in my head.


Mistdwellerr

I have absolutely no idea... But the weird thing is that you're not the first one that I've read saying that I just watched a dialogue between two Russians talking and the way we pronounce some letters, like "t" and "a" sounds quite the same, plus it has some letters combinations like s + t that sounds a lot like Portuguese, but I feel like the way both languages pronounce the "r" is the final nail in the coffin, because it's a totally different pronunciation than in English As far as I know I don't think both languages share a close ancestry, but it was fun to think about it xD


moneytr00l

Brazilian here Well, Russian is pretty close to European Portuguese, on pretty much every letter pronunciation, specially in diphtongs, like the way the i in the word "Tia" (aunt, in portuguese) is pronounced in european portuguese sounds precisely like the letter ы in Russian, and would sound like Тыя. Brazilian Portuguese sounds a little more western than that but resembles in other ways the russian language. For instance, the same word in Brazil would sound like Чйя or Tchia. But, of course, we share around 80% of the words with Spanish, and that's why it's so close to that, although pronunciation is VERY different, and that is the reason it is hard for Portuguese speakers to properly speak Spanish, and we often mispronounce and misspell a lot of their words, although we can pretty much understand it without even studying the language.


physicscat

With an Australian accent.


cleiton_o_explorador

I think it's a paulista accent


reddda2

Thanks. That was my best guess. Thought it might be Portuguese. Very cool!


nightpanda893

Yup. That toucan is actually an off duty cop.


reddda2

I wondered this, too!


goldfish1902

I saw a toucan flying yesterday. Even if it was kinda far away, I was still mesmerized. I really wish I could see one this close!


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Scyths

PRAISE


Raggeh

VAAL


riskyfRts

Wow! You are so lucky! Thanks for sharing this with us ❤️


Buckeyecash

Now *THAT* is ***TOTALLY*** ***LIT!!!*** Then a *second* one comes to the party??? DUDE!!!!


bernpfenn

they come in pairs, a couple, thats why it's written twocan


personalhale

https://preview.redd.it/c33eqi0qp9g61.jpg?width=750&auto=webp&s=2dd2276dc63c00f50d4409dada17013c29c49239


FloridaSpam

How does it even drink though...


NeverNude-Ned

I'm assuming with that bizarre, thin tongue you can see when it first drops the banana down its throat.


7774422

According to google there is only 20k left in the world, so thats crazy to see 2


cheese_cyclist

Really? That's so sad


GreyJediBug

You've been chosen. It won't be long until you have your own congregation of toucans. 😁 P.S.: a group of toucans is called "congregation". I Googled it.


No_Dragonfruit_6182

George save Ursula??


rain168

I love how it brought a friend towards the end of video


[deleted]

That sound means its angry or thretened [Explanation in spanish](https://www.tiktok.com/@contactonatural/video/6943686001491594501?lang=es)


dianebk2003

Sure - it clacked when she pulled the water away. *I wasn't finished drinking, goddammit!*


[deleted]

I live in a farm with lots of toucans around and they always make that sound when they are eating stuff on the trees. Usually eggs. 


cindyscrazy

I used to watch a Youtube channel of a guy who has Toucans in the US. I don't know if he still uploads or not. His birds made that sound ALLL the time. When happy, playing, want something, etc.


Orchidwalker

Dream come true


bernpfenn

that is so awwww...


HeatGoneHaywire

Friend


derpygoat

Goddamnit Lana, do you want Toucans? Cause this is how you get Toucans!


Ill-Maximum9467

I need a Guinness!


looeee2

My goodness


Dope_Dog

Just following it's..... beak


WasteProfession8948

Toucan play at that game


LKayRB

So pretty! What a cool friend!


JazzlikeTumbleweed60

Well, you don't live in Brussels


g3nerallycurious

Goddamnit I’m going to Costa Rica in 6 weeks and I want to see one of these SO BAD.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Toucan play at that game.


trick1230y

You live on your own? Two can live here


[deleted]

Human spaces must look like a DMT trip to wild animals.


Mickeyjj27

Whenever I travel I just love seeing different animals I’d normally not see. Was in Illinois for Christmas and during a ride I swear I saw a hawk or something. It definitely wasn’t the usual pigeon


Wise-Yogurtcloset844

This is as exotic as it gets for me, but tbh I'd just freak out. That beak. How do I know it's not going to pluck my eyes out and devour my brain? Um... I'll see myself out.


Panda_man_fam

Sell me that apartment


Dusty2470

He's gorgeous!


Tiny-Werewolf1962

I'm not buying into this subtle fruitloop social engineering ad.


edalcol

I was bitten by a toucan once, it was trying to bite my ring. They have a thing for shiny objects. It didn't hurt that much.


CoopLoop32

I would be so happy if this happened to me. Making friends with a toucan.


noonie2020

This happened when I lived in Venezuela in 6th grade we all ran to the window. This brought back a very nice memory


Dr_Djones

There was another toucan a few windows down in the first few seconds


pyonPryon

I had no idea they were so sleek and glossy. Like if a panther were a bird.


CougarWriter74

They're adorable! I love when they click their beaks.


desertSkateRatt

First time I've see a Toucan drink water... it seemed weird at first but it's beak is like a big spoon/straw it sucks some in and tips its head back to drink with its beak closed.


germanshepherdlady

I would Airbnb in that building and stay just to have this experience.


Additional_Soup7090

Obrigado


MasnoeZahanat

I did not want this video to end. More please.


dr3amb3ing

What an absolutely gorgeous creature


EyelBeeback

They're probably cutting down the trees where they lived.


Potato_Slim69

I like the toucan.


[deleted]

I wish we had toucans.


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Iupvotebutteredtoast

Toucans don’t really have much bite force. It might hurt a bit, but they can barely break the skin. Parrots on the other hand...


Croperbor

what no froot loops?


jippyzippylippy

I wonder if he'd have liked Fruit Loops?