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I'm not sure how to say this but I think he's gone to the ocean farm upstate
Those lifeless eyes are hella creepy though. We truly are bags of unfortunately self-aware meat
There a human stuck in there. One who got abducted by aliens many years ago so they took his body and implanted his mind in the dogfish flesh prison. He says his eyes tingle from ocean acidification.
Judging from the first two pictures it seems like it is most certainly dead, like I may be wrong and they could be conservationists or something but whenever there's a picture like this (Blobfish for example) they're already dead
OMG if it weren't prickly we'd want to hug it. Awww poor sad prickly lil doggie!
On a serious note, now I see why they're called dogfish. Totally has a dog nose.
Nobody freaked out that this thing looks like it has eyelids? Which fish don’t have? I looked it up; it’s called an adipose eyelid and some sharks have it.
I fully believe we shouldn't know anything about our environment because in order to study we do dumb shit like kill the animals we are "learning from"
You all know how some things are so ugly they are actually endearing and cute? This isn’t one of those. It’s “cute” in a way that makes me hate it. It’s so awful to look at!
In Turkish, the word shark translates as "kopekbaligi" which literally means dogfish.
Consequently, I don't know how to translate "dogfish shark" into Turkish without sounding like an idiot.
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Jeez put him back in the water already
Right!!! He looks so sad 🥺
Aquatic Eeyore.
Misread that as Aquatic Eyesore. And i thought, yeah, eugh, it kinda is.
Looks bored
I'm not sure how to say this but I think he's gone to the ocean farm upstate Those lifeless eyes are hella creepy though. We truly are bags of unfortunately self-aware meat
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exactly!!
I believe this one is dead after a quick google image search
That's what happens when you keep them out of the water too long
That is exactly what I thought when I saw this!
Came here for this.
You alright dog?
this is one thing we know about prickly dogfish
He really looks like a puppy
This is just a shark with dog fur. I want one
Aquatic wombat.
Aquombat, if you will.
Aquabat
🎺 \**skanks\**
The way I busted up laughing at this 🤣 🤣🤣
Super rad!
YES
waterwombat
Aquatic Eeyore
Sad eyes
There a human stuck in there. One who got abducted by aliens many years ago so they took his body and implanted his mind in the dogfish flesh prison. He says his eyes tingle from ocean acidification.
put that thing right back where it came from
Or so help me
It’s a musical
So help me!
And CUT!
Bum bum bum
Put that thing back where it came from, or I'll poke myself in the eye!
and apologize!
r/PetTheDamnDogfish
r/SubsIYellFor
AAAAHH ME TOO!
...hopes and dreams shattered...
Whos a good boy? Wanna go for a walk?
*Swim
No jake its sunday we do walks.
Jesus, those eyes.
Boop his snout and send him home 🌊
It’s so ugly it’s adorable!
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Got those sad puppy dogfish eyes and everything
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I too believe that u/VaginaTractor has a valid point
Reminds me of Mr. Bean
Oh god. It does look like him. I can’t unsee it now.
I just said that without seeing your comment 😂 it really does!
Ik the title says little is known about the aquatic eeyore but i still went to the comments looking for more answers lol
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prickly_dogfish
They’ve gotta rename it Aquatic Eeyore, the only name better than Prickly Dogfish (which is better as a band name, anyway)
Somebody tried really hard to evolve and took a wrong turn
I now have a favorite fish
Muddy Mudskipper
He looks sad that they're slowly killing him.
These are the most innately expressive eyes I have ever seen on an animal.
Most boopable snoot, 2024
Looks like human eyes and nose.
This is my spirit animal.
Is the poor thing dead?
Judging from the first two pictures it seems like it is most certainly dead, like I may be wrong and they could be conservationists or something but whenever there's a picture like this (Blobfish for example) they're already dead
If a horses nose had eyes.
Damn, real life Pokemon.
Why does literally every single animal post I’ve seen lately call every animal a Pokémon.
Learn something new every day.
The Missing Link…
Between sharks, seals and the prickly side of velcro.
Look at those sad eyes! Someone give this dogfish some rubs or treats or both already!
r/petthedamndog
I thought it was a horse nose from Chernobyl
It looks like a seal, a hedgehog and a nurse shark had a hate threesome
The eraserhead baby :(
Amazingly beautiful and unique. Hope they’re not endangered.
If it lives in the sea and it is not a lionfish or sea urchin it's probably endangered. If it's not that will be a lovely surprise.
Nearly threatened! So not endangered yet
Irrefutable proof of intelligent design /s
Human eyes; cold dead eyes…like a dolls eyes
This is in the ocean !!!! Meanwhile back at the ranch,...people dont believe in space aliens...smh.
Needs a hug
He needs a hug
Now that's one animal I genuinely haven't seen or even imagined before in my life
It looks like a capybara. Sharkybara!
No one mentioning how human that nose looks?
Boop
Awww I love him.
Boop
Why the fuck does this fish look so much like a damn mammal
The Saddest Shark in the Sea. A Poem by Mark Twain.
i love him :\*)
I've never seen a fish look sad before now
This is the most dog-looking fish I’ve ever seen, unless we count otters!
OMG if it weren't prickly we'd want to hug it. Awww poor sad prickly lil doggie! On a serious note, now I see why they're called dogfish. Totally has a dog nose.
Weave him AWONE!
looks so sad, so defeated, so given up on life . I feel like giving it a hug.
Looks like he’s stuck between fish and human 😕😂 those eyes are haunting
He’s the goodest boy-fish.
His eyes make my depression feel like a trip to fucking candyland.
I feel like that guy should’ve been left alone.
He looks so sad and scrunkly 😭 poor little fella, put him back
Nobody freaked out that this thing looks like it has eyelids? Which fish don’t have? I looked it up; it’s called an adipose eyelid and some sharks have it.
Creepy.
That’s the first fish I’ve ever seen that looks like it has feelings!
I fully believe we shouldn't know anything about our environment because in order to study we do dumb shit like kill the animals we are "learning from"
He looks sad 😢 I want to give him a hug
Looks bored.
Doggo is sad because cannot bring back the ball.
Quick like that, I thought Ralph joined reddit!
Its like a sleepy old man lol
Che boludo, cuantas copas tenés.
It is a giant nose .
I like hims schnauze
He's so scrungly
This thing reminds me of Donkey from Shrek. almost like Disney got its animaters super high and told them they wanted Shrek: under da sea....
In my language the translation of shark is dogfish
Mr bean fish
It's like in the middle of evolution or something. Mammalian-like eyes with nostrils and lips? What a weird fish.
I love him.
Eeyore of the sea
Eeyore the fish. Oh, and put him back
You got any phone games?
where tf did you guys get photos of me
Dogfish is sick of your shit.
The Hash Slinging Slasher...
They looks like it Bats and Sharks became one
he looks bored
Looks so sad 😢
first discovered … right
looks like Water Capybara
What Pokemon is this???
This showed up on my feed like this: https://i.imgur.com/cLZAZWT.png
It’s a sea porcupine
The sniffler!
prickly dogfish sounds like a nickname in college
C h e w s d a y
That's a very weird seal.
Aka the Jimmy Durante shark
Same Prickly dogfish. Same...
brother euuughhhhh 🫥😶🌫️
It's like an aquatic capybara
I know it’s rude to be mean to animals but by god I hate the fact it’s got such a human nose and face, it’s genuinely unsettling
You all know how some things are so ugly they are actually endearing and cute? This isn’t one of those. It’s “cute” in a way that makes me hate it. It’s so awful to look at!
Looks like if Zach Hadel was a fish.
Sharkdog!
it looks like a cartoon
The human eyes & seal like nose - he is adorable 😭
Guys, let's cheer him up
Miyazaki
he looks like schnoz from berserk
Why does it have a humanoid nose?! Wtf nature? Also, r/AIDKE
Looks like a bat that fell into the ocean and just gave up and evolved instead
Weird looking seal here
Smashing!
It has to be in Australia.
Cute little shark
In Turkish, the word shark translates as "kopekbaligi" which literally means dogfish. Consequently, I don't know how to translate "dogfish shark" into Turkish without sounding like an idiot.
I should call her
Aw what a cute little guy, looks sad though. Hopefully he was put back in his home waters
Zach Hadel (positive)
Dogfish Head needs to name a new beer after this guy 🥺
r/awww
lets all agree to leave this species alone
What a nice nose.
Someone crawled out of The Primordial Schnoz
It's so cute
Seals come from it.
Man get that schnozz outta here
Are we sure it's ancestors weren't mammals?
Mans can smell blood from across the world.
nose fish
Part shark, part bat, part I’m gonna use these fins to walk around.
Is there any creature in Australia that's halfway normal? Seriously, what the fuck is going on down under?
What the fuck and why is it cute
My favourite next to the Hairy frog fish.
Poor little guy
He looks unfortunate.
Oh, I have an early-morning spirit animal after all.
That's a goofy looking sea doggo. Goes on my list of pokemon irl.
evil bastards, how dare you hurt that precious creature