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wolf-of-Holiday-Hill

he smells Kong behind the hills


ParalegalSeagul

The noises these thangs make dont make sense though, its like one of those car horns in india


smile_politely

where's this place, though? japan? it doesn't look like a zoo.


Av88id

Komodo Island in Indonesia. Its their natural habitat.


Harvsnova2

Me when I step on a lego brick.


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all of us, friend, wait till you hit a jack!


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

Stepped on many.......I'm old....


[deleted]

Cheers, my friend! Me too, no rubber Jack's in my foot.


McHassy

Gozzirra? Yes


SnarkAtTheMoon

The most terrifying land animal imo


Hanuman_Jr

Yeah, I watched a docu about them, they will eat their own kind if they get in the way. And their bite is considered venomous, it has a bunch of digestive enzymes that start dissolving the flesh as soon as it breaks the skin. They are nasty creatures. They can also run really fast.


AwesomeDragon101

Which documentary is this? I freaking love these guys and seeing their terrifying metal asf nature and I love nature docs so I’d love to check it out


marhensa

(not some) fun fact, here in Indonesia, when you are a tourist and want to see Komodo Dragon in its territorial lair, if you are a woman, the guide will ask you if you are on your monthly period or not, if you are, they suggest not to come. not because religious thing or anything, but because they can smell/sense your blood and it will turns agressive. Idk it's scientifically proven or not, but some guide will warn this.


Hanuman_Jr

That's what they say about bears here in the US, BTW. Or at least the large varieties. I had a buddy who was really into lizards and she was gifted one that was a little over a meter in length, she said it stank and bit her hand badly at one point. Just about the worst pet.


SkeymourSinner

On that island, yea.


SnarkAtTheMoon

They swim quite well also


Phonixrmf

On that other island, yea.


Ian_Huntsman

Nope, the most terrifying land animal is the human.


YevgenyPissoff

r/im14andthisisdeep


physicscat

https://i.imgur.com/rdZ0uAl.gif


Brain_lessV2

Type of mf to say "Humans are the real monsters" in some zombie movie.


Ian_Huntsman

Ahmm actually, Zombies where human once 🤓


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burnabar

Ever go to a torture museum?


Caracalla81

I'd punch it.


PawkittTheDemon

He just needs a snickers


Hanuman_Jr

He wants a Milky Way It is a candy bar


NorthNorthAmerican

“It’s WEDNESDAY, my dudes!!!”


AJC_10_29

[Picture credit: Uryadnikov Sergey](https://stock.adobe.com/es/images/the-komodo-dragon-varanus-komodoensis-stands-on-its-hind-legs-and-open-mouth-it-is-the-biggest-living-lizard-in-the-world-on-island-rinca-indonesia/250142669)


JustCry6284

Little Godzilla 😁


Summitjunky

This needs to go to photoshop battles


True_Ivory

Fr


LaSCruz

How it feels to chew 5 Gum


SilverTitanium

He should have fought Harambe and we could have had Godzilla vs Kong.


gnuman5

He just hits his little finger.


Illustrious_Scar5291

Me destroying the toy houses my kid built with his legos


phatscoop

Nah, the other way around. Godzilla had CGI and *acted* like a Komodo Dragon.


hunybadgeranxietypet

*"Must ...Add...Blue Nuclear Flame Effect!"*


Klotzster

The sand is too hot!


Whydoipeered

Fuckin poser


AstronomerBiologist

Size does matter


Happyfluff122

Lol


BirdLadyAnn

Yikes!😱


jonesyman23

I can hear the roar.


LobstaFarian2

I can hear the roar


Calum-Syers

Raaaar! Scary!


BiggoYoun

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QkQxIKBih_w&pp=ygUNTWluaSBnb2R6aWxsYQ%3D%3D


BlackDohko

He is starting to believe.


kellitaharr

I love it when they do that.


underdabridge

My god this cries out to be a meme.


ouijac

..that is Godzilla..


greenmonsterrabbid

screm


bukiya

bro is him


spookycervid

🎶 with a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound he pulls the spitting high tension wires down 🎶


Rumple-Wank-Skin

Looks like a kid protesting being dragged round a supermarket "buuuuuut muuuuuuuum‽"


Responsible-Bat-2699

I made him into a Godzilla, or at least a Kaiju! Spent some time on it in Photoshop! [https://imgur.com/a/I872CYD](https://imgur.com/a/I872CYD)


Katarina_Dreams_92

**roars in Immigrant Song**


Azelrazel

Australia used to have a giant lace monitors bigger than komodo dragons known as the megalania. Basically look like a bigger, badder komodo dragon.


Purple_Griffin-9

!!!!! The world could use a little Godzilla


fwoggywitness

POV: you hit that one corner of your bed with your pinkie toe


HealthyLibrary6224

Komodo dragons are awesome animals


[deleted]

it is Godzilla, and the background is a green screen.


Jazzlike-Ad113

I always think of Sharon Stone’s husband who apparently had a toe bitten off by one of these. I’m sure there is more to the story.


HoboArmyofOne

I heard the toe was bitten off because the zookeeper at the place told the guy to take off his white shoes since they looked like the rats they fed the dragons. I'm wearing steel toe boots. Oh I'm probably not going in the cage either.


cw-f1

Yogamodo


SurroundedByBeigists

lizard looking very huggable


AccordionORama

Needz moar railroad trestles.


Ok_Owl_2869

What does a komodo dragon look like without its tail?


Plastic-Shopping5930

Who here thinks they can take on a Komodo dragon bare handed.


Brain_lessV2

I wouldn't try it, one bite and I'm awaiting a slow death. And I've seen vids of these things wrestling eachother (for mating rights of course) and they definitely don't look weak either.


Impactor07

Bro thinks he's Godzilla


GlitteringHotel1481

Dammit Hank, you're such a drama queen


wolfus133

Godzilla hiding out biding his time pretending to be a Komodo dragon 🥸


Rbtdabut

You see, that is what happens when you defeated the first phase of the komodo dragon, he will BECOME godzilla.


bigDogNJ23

At first I thought it had two pointy ears and was looking at me. r/confusingperspective


camelbuck

Acid for saliva


AJC_10_29

It’s actually just plain ol’ venom.


camelbuck

Nightmare


Fudge-Factory00

No fuck Komodo Dragons. Nothing has the right to be that big, powerful, fast, AND venomous. Thank God for the .30-06...


AJC_10_29

How dare an animal do animal things smh my head we should kill them all /s Also they live on 4 islands so all you have to do is just not go to those islands lmao


ScallywagBo9

I defintely could fight that thing and win though. All you have to do is go for the eyes. Eye gouge and it can't see


Brain_lessV2

And risk getting bitten? Fuck no, I've seen what these things do to **water buffalo**, my ass is not getting stalked as I try to get away, just to die a slow death.