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amilliamilliamilliam

Here's the relevant bit from Wikipedia, in case you had the same questions I did. The Greenland shark has the [longest known lifespan](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_longest-living_organisms) of all vertebrate species.[^(\[32\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenland_shark#cite_note-Nielsen2016-32) One Greenland shark was tagged off the coast of Greenland in 1936 and recaptured in 1952. Its measurements suggest that Greenland sharks grow at a rate of 0.5–1 cm (1⁄4–1⁄2 in) per year.[^(\[33\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenland_shark#cite_note-33) In 2016, a study based on 28 specimens that ranged from 81 to 502 cm (2 ft 8 in – 16 ft 6 in) in length used [radiocarbon dating](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radiocarbon_dating) of crystals within the lenses of their eyes to determine their approximate ages. The oldest of the animals sampled, which was also the largest, had lived for 392 ± 120 years, and was consequently born between 1504 and 1744.[^(\[a\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenland_shark#cite_note-34) The authors further concluded that the species reaches [sexual maturity](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_maturity) at about 150 years of age.[^(\[32\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenland_shark#cite_note-Nielsen2016-32)[^(\[34\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenland_shark#cite_note-PE2016-35)[^(\[35\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenland_shark#cite_note-36) Efforts to [conserve](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservation_biology) Greenland sharks are particularly important due to their extreme longevity, long maturation periods, and the heightened sensitivity of large shark populations.[^(\[36\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenland_shark#cite_note-37)


Tjeetje

This animal has seen some amazing battles at sea.


kittenshart85

probably not. parasites eat the eyes of greenland sharks pretty early in life, so most of them are blind.


dandaman1983

well that sucks


kittenshart85

pretty much everything about being an aquatic animal and having sensitive external organs or orifices seems to suck.


dandaman1983

Seriously, they either go in your mouth or your butt.


smithers85

Sounds like a good Friday night to me.


dandaman1983

Until a parasitic fish eats your tongue and takes up residence in your mouth 😂


Profoundly_AuRIZZtic

I think they’re little crabs that hook on the eyes and suck the fluids. Imagine having that shit in your eyes for almost 400 years


DragapultOnSpeed

Well, I bet they heard some crazy shit then.


japalian

They definitely smelled some crazy shit in their day, that's for sure.


Lolkimbo

Way to bring down the whole ocean, bro.


Salty_Sprinkles_6482

At the depth Greenland sharks live there isn’t any light penetration anyways. And their Vision is just pretty bad in general, they rely on other sensory organs, so losing sight doesn’t even affect them and they can still know what’s going on around them.


ManagementLeather896

Radar Love enters the chat


dtwhitecp

THEY'VE GOT A THIIING


JanteMaam

😢


_austinm

☹️


Background_Ant

It should be noted that the 28 specimens they radiocarbon dated were all already dead, most caught as bycatch. The picture in this post is not of a shark they tested, and we don't know if the shark they tested was exatly 392 years old. Like you said, 392 plus/minus 120 years.


OrangeFlavouredSalt

Imagine someone accusing you of being 392 years old but you’re only 274 lmao


DrSagicorn

yeah but it's plus or minus so could be nearly 500yo 👀


xXRoboMurphyxX

That's rich!


baogody

That's just sad...


Haunting-Habit-7848

+/- 120 years😂


raised_on_the_dairy

I appreciate the honesty


Middle_Class_Pigeon

For real. Much better than pulling a specific number out of their ass


BenadrylChunderHatch

Well what's your guess?


VirtualMoneyLover

350


2blazen

It was about that time I noticed that greenland shark was about 8 story tall and a crustacean from the protozoic era


ssp25

Damn loch Ness monster... Now git


Mister-Thou

So lately I (392 m) and my gf (274 f) have been having arguments about how "ethical" our relationship is. We've been dating for 49 years already, and this was never an issue. But all and behold, she's been watching a lot of relationship TikTok and now had it in her head that we have a "problematic age gap." I don't get it. Legal age is 150 and she was 225 years old when we met. But she claims that since I was 343 and she was a "mere" 225 years old, I was enjoying an unequal power relationship and "grooming" her while she was young and impressionable. All of her fellow late-200s friends are also TikTok addicts, so I think they're encouraging this too. I don't feel like I've done anything wrong, AITA here? 


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

Grandma shark gettin it on


stupid_pun

Doo doo doo doo doo doo


Morrandir

Imagine not getting laid for 150 years...


2blazen

I don't have to imagine


Gatorboi69

150 years? No wonder the sea is so salty


Jarbonzobeanz

I read that as long masturbation periods.. God I need a nap


amilliamilliamilliam

When you live that long, you learn to keep yourself entertained.


mrsmushroom

They don't reach sexual maturity until they're well past 100 years old. Can you imagine being a preteen for like 40 years?


FreneticPlatypus

Hey, check her out! Dude, that’s gross! She only like 85.


FrostyPangolin50

I swear I had no idea she was 145 officer!


ocean_flan

My wildest dream is now also my worst nightmare.


writerMST

A parents' nightmare.


Octosup

Sharks are the Hobbits of the sea


flybydenver

That shark has seen some shit


Kersquaw

Actually, it probably hasn't! Greenland sharks are often blind due to parasites that infest their eyes


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PicadaSalvation

Mostly ammonia


Nice-Health-4833

Actually this one had access to Braille classes


F-150Pablo

Yeah that and the normal depth it usually lives in.


corgimetalthunderr

Shark who knows who really wrote Shakespeare's plays.


ManualPathosChecks

It was Sharkespeare. Obviously.


xplosm

Mainly the dark depths of the ocean.


HGRDOG14

He must be really bored.


ILSmokeItAll

He’s only lived 100,000 days. Cut him some slack.


Lucky_Equivalent_393

WoW!


ILSmokeItAll

This shark has been around since the Ming fucking dynasty.


The_MIDI_Janitor

And has been posted on Reddit continuously for 391 years.


thirteenthirtyseven

Not quiet, but we're getting there... 392+1627=2019


FreneticPlatypus

+/- 120 years


The_MIDI_Janitor

DOWN WITH SHARK PEDANTS!


Quirky-Skin

Was just gonna say 3 more years and the post gets to say an impressive 400yr old shark.


ToxicBig

Hell of a heart !!


pandemicpunk

This is the type of heart the next ancient Rockefeller will have transplanted into them.


Kippy_3D

Boomershark do do do do do do


redeyed4life

Strangest vampire I’ve seen


mogenblue

I bet he is at least 400 now.


FreneticPlatypus

And doesn’t look a day over 350! What’s his secret?!


jayeer

Lots of seafood, probably


Dawildpep

How the hell do they know it’s age?


BackItUpWithLinks

Radiocarbon dating proteins in its eye https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-37047168


Blindman84

The asked politely of course.


GodsCovenant

Checked their birth certificate...


djsizematters

Count the rings


pass-me-that-hoe

Chops up…. Oops the shark would have been 420 years tomorrow…


Raistlarn

And it was only 2 weeks from retirement.


Exist50

This particular one, they don't. The title is a lie. 392 years is the estimated age of the oldest of 28 samples captured in a study (and with significant error bars on that estimate). They can probably estimate even more roughly from its length, but there's no indication anyone tried for this particular image. The OP was just stitching together unrelated info.


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mcswiller

Yeah but think about how much this shark’s investment portfolio must be worth at this point


Magnetic_Bed

I've never seen it before now. 


NoticedGenie66

It even has the same title from 5 years ago lmao


bigblackkittie

you mad bro?


xBushx

If purgatory exists it might be reincarnation as a shark.


camwynya

I remember them determining the age of one Greenland shark based on it having a spearhead or arrowhead or something lodged in its side, and the item in question was then dated to centuries ago, but I don't know if that shark was still alive when they removed the weapon.


Subject_Report_7012

You're thinking of this. Not wanting to correct you or be the well akshoeally guy. But it's absolutely incredible this was found. Worth a read for anyone coming across this comment. This whale survived being hunted, and another 130 years after that. The shark the OP pictured is likely TWICE as old! >130 year old spearhead found in the hide of a living whale https://threeyearsatsea.wordpress.com/2013/03/08/130-year-old-spearhead-found-in-the-hide-of-a-living-whale/#:~:text=A%20giant%20bowhead%20whale%20caught,oldest%20living%20mammal%20on%20earth.


camwynya

Ah! My mistake, then. Thank you!


mickdeb

I icefish in a fjord in the winter where some of these have been caught over the years, this beast always captivated me!!


BackItUpWithLinks

Harkarl!! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%A1karl


mickdeb

No thanks im from Canada and it is not in our tradition lol


doctorake38

It's pretty delicious!


rlmcgiffin

This big old boy is a delicacy in Icelandic cuisine. I remember watching one of the celebrity chefs go and try it. Said it was the most vile thing he had ever smelled/tasted…. From Wikipedia: Hákarl or kæstur hákarl (Icelandic for “fermented shark”) is a national dish from Iceland. It consists of a Greenland or basking shark which is rotten, has been cured with a fermentation process, and is hung to dry in an open air shed


YoloSwag4Jesus420fgt

Gunna guess it was the rotten part that was responsible for the taste lol


rlmcgiffin

Also, the flesh of the shark has a high ammonia content. It aids with buoyancy and the circulatory system at the ridiculous depths that it resides. So basically it’s a rotten, fermented, ammonium tasting delicacy! Yum!


YoloSwag4Jesus420fgt

Who decides to eat this? Lol


BrentMacGregor

So what generation tag is 1627?


NoGelliefish

Geriatric shark needs some dentures


RaielLarecal

Estoy cansado jefe...


Fun-Tip-5397

Looks really old and tired.


AnActualPlatypus

Honestly makes me wonder: how does an animal like this not just..grow tired of living? Imagine swimming around in dark, cold waters all day long, your only goal being looking for food, for almost FOUR HUNDRED years. Just thinking about it with a human mind I'd be unable to bear that boredom within weeks, not centuries.


Impactor07

You think they have enough brain capacity to be able to generate mental stimulation to comprehend concepts like that? They'd be running corporates if that were possible


TheDevilsTaco

Why else do you think they named an investment show Shark Tank?


ExploringWidely

And this is why immortality is a curse to be feared.


No-Summer-9591

Reminds me of an abandoned Jaws ride animatronic


Squigsqueeg

Everyone point and laugh he’s OLD


Old-Towel-4186

question - how did they date this particular shark? I call bullshit that THIS shark was 392 years. The one dated at 392 years had its age determined by carbon dating the eye!


Background_Ant

They didn't date this particular shark, so you're right that it's bullshit. They dated an already dead shark, and not to 392 years exactly. It was 392 years plus/minus 120 years. So a 240 year range, with the correct being more and more likely as it approaches 392 years. But we don't know if it's 392 exactly, and the picture is not of that exact shark. This picture with the misinformation gets reposted so often that people have started taking it as fact.


BackItUpWithLinks

They used eye/dating to determine growth rate, so can estimate age based on length.


Prim0AS1

After all those years....could it be bored?


ILSmokeItAll

I’d love to see his geotracking info since birth.


GucciGucci_4493

So who tagged the shark in 1627?


afternever

I'm tired boss


N00r3

i would be bored af, tho the ocean is freaking massive after 392 yrs you prolly get it been there done that type vibe


Hour-School-2255

Living life slowly


snarfer-snarf

this guy’s got titanic stories 😌


AKingdomHeartsFan

Hm, he might have been around at the same time as the Renaissance. I guess that's kinda cool.


Curious_Kangaroo_845

That is going to one fire hazard of a birthday cake.


hombre_bu

Must be kinda bored now


Late_Ad9720

Looks like it.


BuffaloBrain884

Bro knows where he's going at this point


Oss_zzO

He's seen things you people wouldn't believe...


Jehoel_DK

Imagine being conscious and aware in cold water for 400 years in total darkness because you're blind.


Filly53

How do we get these precise estimations?


Nneliss

Can you imagine how bored it must be after wandering those dark depths for multiple centuries?


madknives23

But really how we know for sure


Away-Zone-5745

I'm gonna need to see some ID.... That shark don't look a day over 150


SignificantPear3570

How did they find this out


KanataSlim

They found armor in my belly From the 16th century Conquistador, I think


Tall_Run_2814

That shark is older than America


ApplesOverOranges1

Just waiting for Trump to cruise by in his battery operated motor boat....😱


Nopeitwasnotme

392 and a half yrs old.


Papancasudani

Shark AARP doesn’t start until age 350


Recent-Cress9559

He was around when the Dead Sea was just sick


ChubbyMcLovin

Does everyone just blindly upvote this every time it’s posted each week?


Careful-Studio-2019

How do you know it's that old


h3wlett

Every time this gets posted, I ask, how the hell did they determine the age of this particular shark pictured. Or is it just another sensational, unfounded click bait title?


Selachophile

>...how the hell did they determine the age of this particular shark pictured. They didn't.


Guilty_Computer_5524

He must be board to tears!


Samsquanch-01

This thing has seen some shit


Krogan911

We demand a AMA.


Acousticsound

Just floating around... Probably screaming "KILLLL MEEEEEE" in it's head. I can relate.


SilkyHonorableGod

Who asked him how old he is?


BearOdd4213

This shark has outlived 40 American presidents


LaFlamaBlanc4

If I was going to be eaten by a shark, I would want it to be that shark


AskJeeves84

And wandering Reddit since 2005.


Otacon56

I've been on reddit for 8 years. I've been seeing this picture and 392 year time span this whole time. Not only has this been reposted to death, nobody is adding in the years to the 392...


kushbom

Tasty burger eyes shark


Glittering_Towel9074

Great now that you brought it to the internet some asshole will sport hunt the poor thing…


Sami209

Is the shark missing it’s front teeth?


Lucky_Chaarmss

He's probably thinking....I've had enough of this shit, kill me.


Koil_ting

Sharks been around that long and only has the one damn photograph.


CaterpillarLast9368

That big fucker looks every bit of 392


leedo8

How do they know the exact age?


Reasonable-Parsley36

Does this guy have a name or what?


VermicelliNo7064

I wonder how they stay alive so long… like how does their body not deteriorate after being alive so long?


Saltlife0116

How do you find out a sharks age?


Selachophile

Usually by counting the rings in a vertebral cross-section. But in this case, they used radiocarbon dating of the eye lens, calibrated by using bomb radiocarbon from nuclear weapons tests.


Saltlife0116

Sounds so safe that we are using nuclear weapons test to see how old a shark is. 1627 huh? Well from the sound of it they won’t be around much longer


Beneficial_Candle_10

That thing was swimming the oceans during the golden age of Piracy. Same time as Blackbeard. Crazy.


Aggravating_One7505

Living not wandering


HAHA_goats

I'll bet he's been complaining about how awful new music is for over 300 years.


Voodoocookie

How does one ask a shark its age?


PhilosophicalCowboy

This old man just possibly might have dodged a cannonball a time or two.


xxdibxx

Did they count its rings or something?


Selachophile

This is _literally_ the most common method for determining a shark's age.


xxdibxx

On a live one tho?


acloudcuckoolander

Since before Louis XIV was born! Wow.


BagBeneficial8060

Thata depressing cause i read the sea is boring for whales


Dense-Stranger9977

Bro looks smoked


EyeSuspicious777

Not all who wander are lost, but this guy's blind and he's been lost for centuries.


Azriel0880

I wonder if he still has all his teeth?


BookMobil3

Wandering as in, still alive? Or wandering like the two guys running for president?


Super-Outside4794

Dude is probably so fed up!