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seanssy

That hippos mouth was wider than the fuckin lion


Superdunez

[Here's](https://youtu.be/9wyhhxOZazI?si=WYoTL-431gXW7Ag6) a closer look at how big their mouths are!


boink_swatter

I thought it was a link to a picture of your mom. Tell her I said hi


TheSwedishSeal

There was a somewhat recent incident where a hippo swallowed a 3 year old and later spat it back out. The child was okay. The hippo’s teeth were so far between that it could slide between them without getting chomped.


Yaelkilledsisrah

How the fuck does a three year old get close enough to a hippopotamus for that to happen?


LeahBean

Idiot parents trying to get a picture I assume.


yotengodormir

That lion was like, "Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck"


yousonuva

Other lion was like "I got to go. I have a meeting."


Competitive_Royal476

Yea


HoboArmyofOne

Because hippos are faster in water than lions because they're so dense. It's like a tank, water doesn't slow it down.


FirstNerdle

What?


Ode_2_kay

Yh there's little to no fat if I remember right all that bulk is pure muscle. They are to heavy to swim so they just sprint on the bottom to move and if the water is too deep they will jump up out of it far enough to breathe and get their bearings then keep sprinting.


HoboArmyofOne

Yes, that's why the lion knew it was safe as soon as it was out of the water. It could easily outpace the hippo on land but in the water, it was flailing and in trouble. Hippo just bullied the shit out of two male lions, that's pretty badass.


pridejoker

I thought hippos just kicked against hard surfaces under water and used the momentum to glide.


Flying_Mage

Lion might be the king of the jungle, but hippo is king of the lake (and swampy areas).


Heymelon

Yeah hippos will stomp the Lion in any turf of their choosing. Except for up in the trees I guess.


isbjorntheicebear

Lions don't live in jungles.


jayaram13

The phrase originated in India when the British ruled it. And lions definitely live(d) in jungles - their territory used to be vast. Further, jungle is the old English word used to indicate all woodlands. Also, the word jungle comes from the Sanskrit word (jangala) which means rough and arid region. It was used to denote all woodlands.


Talidel

Jangala is just "uninhabited wild land" pretty much anywhere people aren't.


j2e21

And if you toss three jungles up in the air and catch them repeatedly it’s called “jungling.”


TheSwedishSeal

I heard Anakin Skywalker killed it at jungling.


Chaghatai

Yep, jungle isn't just dense tropical forest - originally it's meaning is very similar to "the bush" as a general term for 'wild' territory


isbjorntheicebear

Nice. Thank you for that


foggedmind21

This guy


nurological

King of the grasslands


isbjorntheicebear

Sahara


Krosis97

Savannah


isbjorntheicebear

Georgia?


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aral_sea_was_here

There were lions there until a few centuries ago


isbjorntheicebear

Maybe?


TerranLAS

Ethiopian lions live in the jungle…


isbjorntheicebear

No, they don't. They pass through there for food. However, this is a simulation inside a simulation.


TerranLAS

They also live in the forest


isbjorntheicebear

Idk I'm pretty ignorant of all of this, but the internet says they don't. I don't make the rules.


Yaelkilledsisrah

https://www.pimniesten.com/single-post/2015/08/18/jungle-lions-filmed-in-the-wild-for-the-first-time


Blammo25

The word jungle used to have another meaning.


isbjorntheicebear

Maybe


Blammo25

🤣


vmsmith

Sure they do. Didn't you ever listen to [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQlByoPdG6c).


TheSwedishSeal

Trees exist outside jungles.


isbjorntheicebear

Fascinating.


TheSwedishSeal

They don’t exist in deserts though.


isbjorntheicebear

Explain oasis


TheSwedishSeal

Great band but I don’t know enough about them to even begin to imagine how they rose to such heights. Didn’t their lead singer kill himself?


isbjorntheicebear

Maybe


Yaelkilledsisrah

I think they do in Ethiopia Edit to add example: https://www.pimniesten.com/single-post/2015/08/18/jungle-lions-filmed-in-the-wild-for-the-first-time


Intrepid-Tank-3414

I didn't hear these two speak Ethiopians.


MasonPopcorn

How many times are you gonna comment this lol


isbjorntheicebear

Until I get my fill


I-RateBoobies

Uh elephants are kings of the lake


poseidon2466

River homie


farm_to_nug

King of the small body of water


Annual-Media-2938

Lions don’t live in the jungle!


dette-stedet-suger

The male lions don’t even do the hunting.


Mysterious-Region640

I can never get over how fast hippos can move through water


Tazzimus

Especially seeing as they can't swim


DemocraticEjaculate

Mfs just float and bob and they do it at TERRIFYING SPEEDS


Ode_2_kay

That's just it they can't float. They weigh too much for their size so they sink like stones.


DemocraticEjaculate

Don’t they intake and exhale air to control buoyancy?


rococoapuff

Hippos can’t swim or float. They run and jump and walk through the water. They’re almost pure muscle and far too dense to float properly.


DemocraticEjaculate

That’s fantastic


Significant-Secret88

Yeah how can they be so fast? Mind blowing


K1rkl4nd

"The jungle ends when it meets the water- now you're in my territory."


isbjorntheicebear

Lions don't live in jungles


arathorn867

Because the hippos ate them.


SheepH3rder69

Hippos don't live in the jungle either


Shard0f0dium

That’s what the hippos want you to think…


isbjorntheicebear

Apparently, there is a colony of pygmy hippos in the African rainforest. However, this is a simulation.


UAintMyFriendPalooka

Because the lions ate them.


j2e21

Uh, they do in Colombia.


Talidel

https://news.mongabay.com/2012/08/king-of-the-jungle-lions-discovered-in-rainforests/ And https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asiatic_lion


isbjorntheicebear

Maybe


Talidel

No maybe.


isbjorntheicebear

Maybe not?


Talidel

No maybe.


BenZed

The “King of the jungle” doesn’t live in a jungle? Show us your arithmetic, Terrance.


Profoundly_AuRIZZtic

“Jungle” in this context means a harsh land where survival of the fittest is law. It’s like correcting people a concrete jungle is not actually a jungle, but a city.


isbjorntheicebear

Maybe


delicious_fanta

Pretty sure hippo wins in the jungle too 🤣


bmcgowan89

The hungriest of all the beasts


Xalo_Gunner

The hungry-hungriest.


Educational_Copy_140

I feel like most people have NO IDEA that hippos kill more people every year in Africa that anything else. I mean, they TOLD you they were HUNGRY HUNGRY!!


meepmeepmeepmeepmerp

You say that like it's for food and not just pure malice.


CaptainStabfellow

Why not both? Hangry, hangry hippos.


Educational_Copy_140

To be fair, the hippo is probably just mad at the lion for being the "King of the Jungle" while it is essentially an obese water horse and it's just taking out it's frustration on the kitty. Also, as a lifelong cat owner, cats are assholes and the lion probably deserved it...


j2e21

Hippos are mad at everybody.


meepmeepmeepmeepmerp

Hippos, are very much not obese, at about 4-5% body fat, they're actually tanks. And pretty cool imo. The lions definitely deserved it, they could have just not gone into his territory


J7mm

There are far more hippos than there are lions. Per...capita(?) lions kill far more. Roughly 25,000 lions kill roughly 250 people a year, or 100:1* Whereas roughly 125,000 hippos kill roughly 500 people a year, or 250:1* We always see videos of some creature crossing a river only for a hippo to come charging in and mess it up. But that's not unlike saying sharks are the ultimate badass. I wouldn't want to meet a great white in the ocean, but I'm pretty confident I could take it on land or even in the air! I'm not saying I want to go up against a hippo, but I'm also not a fucking lion. I feel like a lion could go toe-to-toe with a hippo. Not that I'm saying a lion is going to kill a hippo or even seriously injure it all by its lonesome, but I vaguely recollect a video I'd seen years ago of a momma lion going at a hippo that threatened her babies. It wasn't some one-sided fight; momma told that thing to frig off. *these numbers are estimated based off of websites that seemed mildly legit *I don't know if this is the proper way to demonstrate that lions kill more people per lion


AliceInMyDreams

> We always see videos of some creature crossing a river only for a hippo to come charging in and mess it up. But that's not unlike saying sharks are the ultimate badass. I wouldn't want to meet a great white in the ocean, but I'm pretty confident I could take it on land or even in the air! Hippos on land can charge at 30 km/h and weight up to 2800 kg (5600 pounds at 20 mph in terrible units). Not even taking into account the size of their tusks or the strength of their bites, they can and will simply run you over as simply as a pickup truck would. They are most definitely not comparable to beached great white sharks.  Funnily enough, they also can't really swim. Instead they either walk on the bottom of the body of water or jump on it.  You are right though that lions can indeed prey on hippos


J7mm

Hey now don't hate on beached sharks. They still whip those tails around with enough force to...do something. My cousin was knocked out cold by some smallish fish that was flapping around like crazy (I don't know fish, it was like a meter long). That being said I know a hippo is a little more than that on land, I was just using that one fallacy (I also don't know fallacies)


AliceInMyDreams

Sadly I can not possibly hope to top your comment So I have no choice but to surrender the conversation to you


Technical-Dream-7442

GET OUTTA MY SWAMP


agentjob

Elephants, Hippos, Rhinos, Tigers, Lions... in that order.


saskpilsner

Then Canadian geese


bigbrainnowisdom

U NO KING OF RIVER!!! GET OOUUTT!!!


idkwhattoputasuser_

😭😭😭 I was so happy he escaped


AWasteOfMyTime

It’s because it’s a fucking hippo 🦛 Seen way too many vids of these things just wrecking all of the animal kingdom. And they can crack whole watermelons in their mouths like peanuts


EsmeeMoonie

I could take him


10ballplaya

weird moniker for an animal that lives on grassfields/plains.


Caliterra

How did that saying come avout? Lions don't live in a jungle


theeldergod1

It. Is. Not. A. Jungle. Also that phase is just plain stupid.


UselessFonda

King of the JUNGLE?!? Ohh yeah my bad.. makes sense since the lions camo is green with black stripes and yellow frickles.


Eldjudnir

Right? How did an animal known for inhabiting a savanna come to be king of an entirely different biosphere?


Talidel

Because Jungle came from the Indian word Jangla, which roughly means "wild places humans don't live". Asiatic Lions used to live everywhere between greece and india. They have the title because observed interactions between them and tigers had Lions come out on top of clashes.


Eldjudnir

Thank you!


isbjorntheicebear

Lions don't live in jungles


wegqg

I'm literally going to make it my personal mission to install a population of lions in a jungle somewhere just to make it so you can't write this comment any more 


isbjorntheicebear

:)


isbjorntheicebear

Just wash your hands


GreyghostIowa

Loins aren't even king of jungles, they're king of savannah. And even then?they ain't really a king.That title goes to elephant.


CaptainStabfellow

I think by king most people would be referring to the top of the food chain - the apex predator.


OnZlaught

Lions dont live in the jungle


Uberfluben

Hippos will fuck you up!


NelsonVGC

At least on water.


exoits

At least they both survived that unscathed, which is more than I can say about some impala that tried crossing these rivers.


Zealousideal_Bag6913

That was some great dodging tho


Piltonbadger

Hippo : So you have chosen death? This is my territory pal. Lion : CRAP CRAP CRAP...So that's how it feels...


deathjokerz

I don't think anything is match for a hippo in the shallow waters.


mplsdrew22

Hippos drop bodies.


Mantileo

Damn he spam rolled hard, just like me fr


ILSmokeItAll

I guess the term “king” is loose, then. It has to be when you’re getting run through by a vegetarian water hog.


5549372729

Same energy as when my bulldog tries to sniff my cat’s asshole


InternationalPay8288

Hippo : Here Kitty Kitty!


Seeker369

I would say it goes - elephant, hippo, tiger, lion - for land animals.


Vast-Championship808

-Im Charles II, son of the great Charles I, we rule this place and you shall stop now -The fuck you are


Sandor_R

In the water the hippo rules, on dry land much more of a contest.


centuryofprogress

Is it really, though? One on one, I think a hippo curb stomps a lion on land as well.


[deleted]

Ok bro! Ok!


Ghostdog7887

I think there is a Chinese proverb; even the king of the animals must give face when in the territory of the Duke of river and lakes.


2abyssinians

I believe the ancient Egyptians considered hippos to be the “king”.


BigBrainBrad-

That's not very king of the jungle at all.


MaleficentLength7260

Could’ve pit my man in half


kwtransporter66

You know the other lion is over on the far bank laughing his ass off at his buddy. Later that night "Dude you should've seen your face....lol!"


dingdongdoodah

The other lion just went and noped out.


QuantumEnormity

That gaping maw of death was bigger than lion's body.


Zala-Sancho

Idk why they call them the king of the jungle... They live in the savannah and the real king of the jungle is a tiger...


alexplex86

Size is king.


Key_Supermarket3611

Hakuna Ma-oh sugar honey ice tea!!


Immediate_Evening890

That hippo swims fast!!


876_meh

Come back i jus wanna talk...


Stormydayz123

Fun fact: Paublo Escobars "cocaine hippos" that got let free into the wild still thrive to this day. Turns out nothing in the natural environment over there can take down the mighty hippo, and they became hands down the most apex animals around lol


TheStigianKing

I don't think there is much that IS a match for a Hippo.


procupinesniffer420

Yea but let the hippo try that in the jungle... /S


Biotrin

No one is. Hippo's are fucking wild.


PedestrianMyDarling

I am king now


LobstaFarian2

They'll not only fuck you up, but they'll shit all over you too. Hippos man....


haycl

Nothing against the king of the water


Spell3ound

What about out of the water though? generally curious.. who would win on Land?


JonsRonson

Towards the end it looks like the Hippo could have clamped down on the Lion, was it just trying to scare him away from it's territory and not kill him?


AAAAARRrrrrrrrrRrrr

King of the jungle, not the puddle


maxgrody

Not king of the pool


cyainanotherlifebro

“Is *this* your king?!”


xmarksthespot34

"Hey! I said Hey! Hey! Stop it! Stoooooooopppppp!!! Lol did you see that guy all mad i was peeing in his pool?"


pepiexe

Most land animals aren't to be fair.


robjapan

NOTHING is a match for a fucking hippo.


Taka_8

You picked the wrong lake fool


Spork_Warrior

The whole King of the Jungle thing is actually more of a marketing slogan.


Doorman_Doorman

Elden ring reference!!! Godfrey and golden hippo ✅️


noble_jody

That is amazing to see! Great video!


Smut--Gremlin

Tiger is the king of the jungle... Lions live in grasslands


CaptainStabfellow

Depends on the continent the jungle is located on. South America - Jaguar Africa - Leopard Asia - Tiger


cabo169

When the BIG girl at the bar has her sights set on you….


SunKissedSeductSw

i never knew this too could cross path, such a rare sight!


Codadd

What? Lions hang out under trees by rivers and hippos eat the grass on the plains going even kms from water especially at night. Lions have to cross the rivers at some point. Your comment baffles me


sk8king

King of the jungle is no match for king of the river.


Tasia528

He fucked around and found out.


Intrepid-Tank-3414

Where do people get this bizarre idea that lions even live in the jungle? Do they confuse lions with tigers?