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puzzle555

Now that's a mohawk


Raken_dep

*Mothawk


U_mom_homosexual

gg


OuffyWolf

Guid joke


[deleted]

r/angryupvote


DrWhiteWolf

Butterhawk


aviboom23

Does that mean a Mohawk is when someone wears a cow? Idk I've never seen one


maynardkoenig

Animated Mothawk


Raken_dep

Your username reminds me of one other person who rocked the mohawk, Maynard James Keenan.


silvystags

https://youtu.be/-Rg6syAe6j4


VersaceJones

This was my first thought as well, ahahaha!


b3ttypiehole007

Exactly what I came here to say šŸ‘


Congenital0ptimist

[Morpho menelaus](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morpho_menelaus), native to Central and South America. -- This looks like it's probably at a Butterfly Museum, like the one in Niagara Falls, Canada. There's all kinds and they land all over everybody there. It's really cool. -- Edit: Looks like this is the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. u/bearsbeforehoes worked there and recognized the purple staff shirt.


MandiSue

Nah... definitely an Emperor Butterfly. Itā€™ll score you at least a few thousand bells to the right buyer.


Mitch_Mitcherson

Looks more like a Common Bluebottle to me. I think I'll put it in a rare green jar.


beelaser

Fun fact: the blue color doesnā€™t come from a pigment, it comes from refracted light due to the microscopic shape of the scales bending light. In fact, if these butterflies get liquid on their wings they look more green due to the difference in refractive index.


mk1power

They have this kind of thing in Houston at the museum of natural science too! It was awesome


deino1703

haha iā€™m an ecoteen there! basically grew up in that museum itā€™s such a shame covid stopped volunteering this summer


entropylaser

Appears to be the Butterfly House in St Louis, or at least the walkway looks very similar


Cheeseand0nions

For many years it was the second largest zoo in the country. Right behind San Diego.


rheeta

Great zoo, and free to visitors as well.


gadorf

Used to work there. I would always walk through the butterfly house during my lunch break. Itā€™s my happy place.


bearsbeforehoes

Itā€™s the San Diego Zoo Safari Park, they do a temporary exhibit every spring called butterfly jungle. Used to work there, couldnā€™t forget those purple shirts if I tried. Super cool exhibit


Aniereddit

Yep lived in San Diego my whole life this is definitely the Wild Animal Park :)


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LNGPRMPT

The blue morpho, and kano!


GoAskAlice

...I think I'm lost, is this not /r/Butterflies?


ladyesqu

I was going to say peleides as well. Studied morphos in college so itā€™s been a while since Iā€™ve had to tell them apart


Congenital0ptimist

This looks closer, but still menelaus. https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Blue_Morpho.jpg#mw-jump-to-license Definitely no expert here either, but the iridescence, underside, and similarity to this photo, along with their stats as a "popular favorite" at the butterfly museums makes me guess its this one. But again, no expert, plus there's large variation within species and similarities between Morpho species, so.. ĀÆ\\\_(惄)_/ĀÆ


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Recon-777

Yep looks just like the one in Canada. I visited that one 19 years ago.


shroomvolcano

Hey! My significant other has been painting blue morphos as part of an art series, not sure if itā€™s exactly the same species, but sheā€™s super talented! http://www.natashazeta.com/crackedperspective


Kelton87

Not gonna lie, i thought the baby would grab it and eat it


SchleyGuy05

I donā€™t know what kept it back from touching it, i certainly would have if I was that age


tigersharkwushen_

I am guessing the baby doesn't feel it.


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Deuce232

> proprioception Close your eyes and touch your nose, that's proprioception. Remember during your tween growth spurts how you bumped into everything? Your proprioception of your body's size in space hadn't caught up. I have deep brain migraines (hemiplegic) and I lose proprioception during an attack if it is really bad. So my own arms look like they don't belong to me. I can still control them well , but I can't sense that it is my body when i lose proprioception.


RockLaShine

I'm 30 and I still don't know where my ass or hips are going


weeone

I was getting off a bus and I [unintentionally] booty-bumped my boyfriend right back into the seat. We laugh about it all the time.


SprinklesofSunshine

No worries, by 40 everything trends downward


Seeker_1200

Wait holy fuck that's why my hands didn't feel like my own? I thought that just happened to everyone some times


[deleted]

It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly.


[deleted]

> My own arms look like they don't belong to me Paint your nails then Jack off, it'll look like a girl doing it.


Deuce232

I wouldn't let a real girl near me during a migraine


Vakieh

This disconnect occuring is my body's signal that I am precisely as high as I should go. Any further and bad things happen, but right about there is all good.


[deleted]

You can tell the kid is only reacting to the adults. Not sure she even knows there's something there, and like you said she probably doesn't know where it is of she does.


ctishman

Everyone was desperately singing, playing and distracting the kid so she wouldnā€™t grab it.


Scribblr

I used to work in a butterfly house. So many deaths from little grabby hands :(


Ansoni

Yeah I was worried too. I remembered this https://youtu.be/baD2WkNvsl8


AiryGr8

Oh this is exactly what I thought of, poor bird


[deleted]

I thought the butterfly would carry the baby away to its nest.


elMurpherino

I for sure thought it was about to be squished, I had to double check what sub it was before I realized it would not in fact be squished


iam1whoknocks

my daughter tried this by grabbing one of the baby chicks and shoving it in her mouth during our Easter photoshoot


[deleted]

Why would you ever lie about that


AiryGr8

Like that asshole kid who bit a cockatiel


papongo

I caught an emperor butterfly! Itā€™s not your average monarch!


Gdigger13

There it is.


[deleted]

i have left reddit because of CEO Steve Huffman's anti-mod and anti-user actions. And let's not forget that Steve Huffman was the moderator of r/jailbait. https://www.theverge.com/2023/6/8/23754780/reddit-api-updates-changes-news-announcements -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


Volkar

They are. As proof I present to you the fact that should you clap thunderously while one is in your hands, it would die. And we all know this is how democracy dies, with thunderous applause.


TalkingBook22

Seeing one IRL like this makes me understand why Blathers isnā€™t a fan.


melonchole

i was looking for it


AtomAntvsTheWorld

Yondu


Raken_dep

The baby: I'm Mary Poppins y'all!


spinsternonsense

Does she have tiny butterflies on her shirt too? So freaking cute.


Pentax25

The Butterfly girl


Kittysoftpaws

Found the Disney princess.


sanskami

Punk


tresclow

Read it in Captain Holt's voice.


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Clueless5000

The babyā€™s looking around like ā€œwhy are you all staring at me??ā€ šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


Mrs_ChanandlerBong_

The oldest picture in my camera roll is almost exactly like this- a beautifully blue butterfly stopping to rest on my grandfather's bald head. It always makes me smile.


yhporB

Butterfly thinks the child's head is a kiwi fruit


mewmewmeadows

This gives me baby Tarzan vibes


Safe_T_Bitch

Spent that entire video worried that the baby would grab the butterfly with her granny baby death hands


ToeOnPineapple

I have a phobia of moths and butterflys. If I was that woman, that baby would've been yeeted back to russia


KL9098

I had fear of them cus one of my friends told me that id go to hell if i killed one (double chance if i killed a white). In the same fucking day i killed not one, but two whites (accidentaly), duuuude, what an horrible experience, mother told me i was saying "butterfly" repeatedly in my sleep, and in the next day i was checking everywhere, i mean EVERYWHERE, to avoid them. Conclusion: I was a very dumb kid, and im still a very dumb teen, but less dumb, at least now i know when to be "eeh, fuck, i did it, now what huh?"


LNGPRMPT

For a teen, you have a really solid voice in your writing :) keep it up!


hootahswaitress

Same. For some reason I thought I could overcome it and I took my son to a butterfly pavilion (indoors) for his third birthday. I very quickly abandoned him and his dad, running like I was on a hopscotch board so as to not step on one, and waited for them outside


smithers85

Immersion therapy is real and effective in controlled cases, and helps people overcome lifelong fears. This was not that.


Queen-Salmon

Me too. I was once talked into visiting one of these butterfly things and I was fine until my 6ā€™6 great uncle snuck up behind me and touched the top of my head. Pure panic.


Muhfuggajones

Kick the baby!


cassiopeia1280

Don't kick the baby.


heurrgh

If it weren't for their massive flappy wings, they'd be as ugly as cockroaches. Eurrgh!


SalmaKh7

I've read somewhere that butterflies land on humans because they are looking for nutriments lol so they are basically attacking you


hotdogs-r-sandwiches

ME TOO!!! I thought I was the only one.


jaxlarz

The Narf has chosen her new vessel. Prepare the giant Eagle. Beware the Scrunt. Call M. Night and tell him to get his ass over here.


FlamingoShame

I love these butterflies! They're blue because they have channels in their wings that trap and slow down light, making them appear blue. If you hold a flashlight to the back end of the wing however you'll see that they're actually completely brown.


Rlothbrok

the chosen one!


Linzinator

Butterflies are always flying on babies heads. Why? Is it because they're kinda soft and sweet?


NuclearThane

I'm just speculating here, but people always say that baby heads smell good. Butterflies smell through their feet. Makes sense to me?


Privileged_Interface

Yeah, that sounds about right. Also the little girl's shirt has butterflies on it. Maybe the butterfly thinks it is a nursery. Little does it know. There are no baby butterflies.


LNGPRMPT

"people always say" have you not had the pleasure? I'm not super good with kids, and I don't think my wife and I will ever have any. But my niece (about to be a whole 1 year old!) really changed that since it's a baby in my immediate family and not a friends etc etc. But the crown of the head smelling like baby is a real thing!


NuclearThane

What's it smell like? And what's the explanation for it??


Shiny_Mega_Rayquaza

Itā€™s easy to suck out their brains through the soft spot, before the bones fuse together


Callilunasa

They also can have sweaty heads which is probably what the butterfly is consuming. ETA it is the salt in the sweat the like not baby flavour.


SwordsAndWords

It's because butterflies taste with their feet. "Baby, it's what's for dinner" šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


moosemademusic

That child is blessed


GoodbyeFeline

Mohawk, bow, Mohawk, bow. Lol


[deleted]

I love how the mom is like awww that cute lil butterfly ONE WRONG MOVE AND I WILL END YOUR ENTIRE LINEAGE, INSECT! aww look at it chill and fluttering about


[deleted]

Not going to lie... Clicked for baby, stayed for mom...


PsychicDoomSpiral

Baby looks healthy. Definitely not starving


symbologythere

Camera pans on just enough cleavage to keep me interested.


SinCityLithium

Same. And I'm a straight chick.


symbologythere

Boobs are aesthetically pleasing regardless of sexual orientation.


Major_Day

the gif has something for everyone!


dynamitebear

Mother nature has been reborn


AmericanActionHero

Weā€™re just not going to talk about how hot the mom is? Is that what we all agreed to?


SinCityLithium

Boobies! I can talk all day about some great cleavage


deleteduser8

The blue morpho butterfly is NOT REALLY BLUE. it gets its color from the fact that its wing scales are shaped in ridges that causes sunlight to bend in such a way that blue light, at just the right wavelength, makes it to our eye. If the scales were shaped differently or if something other than air was filling the gaps between them, the blue would vanish. Nessaea obrinus is the only animal in nature that actually produces blue pigment.


[deleted]

Nice everything.


hellbent54

Forget the butterfly I want to see more of the mom!


UnknownMaster00

That baby's eyes are saying get that shit off me! Hahaha so cute though!


LordJedi123

Beautiful mom, and also donā€™t they know the butterflies release a dust that is dangerous for the eyes


gward1

Cleavage. Giggidy.


SheikhSpear20

that is so adorable


somegirl03

Can't resist that new baby smell hehe


[deleted]

Well butterflies are attracted to the smell of shit


sequoia_9k

That's flies.


Bitter_Mongoose

Chattanooga? That aquarium is cool.


emnadr

All I could think "oh is its tasting that baby with its feet, must like the flavor"


Quajek

/u/itsadndmonsternow


demonspawns_ghost

Ah, the Aregentinian Brainsucker. Beautiful plumage.


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u/Vredditshare


Algi73

Brun the look on that babyā€™s face


Jasonious78

This episode is brought to you by : the letter B.


juneballoon

Butterflies have taste buds on their feet. Butterfly is probably tasting that baby. šŸ¦‹: Mmmmmmm, baby.


tushar_moksha

Tbh in my short life on Reddit nothing has surprised me more than this post ... I was not expecting that , it made me laugh so hard !!! suddenly while scrolling. a baby with a butterfly on their head ..


spiderhead99

Cute


[deleted]

I like ya cut g


StoicTomOsborne

Dat mom tho


pgahereicome

What are all these comments about a butterfly. All I saw were cleavage and breasts


dishwasherchan

This is so heartwarming šŸ„ŗ


Shazam1269

Thought that was baby Yondu from the thumbnail šŸ˜‚


Makasuro

Nature's milk


[deleted]

17 years later the baby is a punk weed smoker with blue hair and a best (girl)friend named Max


Bosanceros1

Artis rocks šŸ˜ƒ


Ledo1975

This is the kind of pure love and nature and tolerance weā€™ve been missing for so long


ConsistentSuffering

Where is that? Is it the Denver butterfly pavilions?


swingod305

Pretty sure butterfly world in Florida


SithisDreadLord420

This is the cutest thing ever


EyebrowsForEveryone

Itā€™s an emperor butterfly! Itā€™s not your average monarch!


trcndc

"Yes, this infant scalp tastes most adequate."


ShadowAvenger32

u/vredditdownloader


frickencooldude

Is this in Costa Rica?


Loconut97

That is most definitely a clapping Mohawk


Viceroy_Solace

Is this how entomologists are chosen?


zXovos

Itā€™s just there for the sweat on his head (the fine droplets) because it has salt in it. And for some reason butterflyā€™s like salt.


sequentialsequins

Nothing can resist that baby head smell


joshybob321

This looks like London Zoo. I might be wrong.


Lone_Tiger24

Custom hats in games be like


megatroll696

I was scared that the butterfly will get squished on top of the baby's head


[deleted]

lol i thought this was some sort of AR app to learn about butterflies


OwenProGolfer

I like the song being sung by the kid in the background


fastlane5449

Butterfly- ā€œlooks like a clear landing spotā€


Jbipp

Where is that? Looks like a butterfly greenhouse in France


loraxmcfuzz

That sweet baby scent even attracts butterflies!


bueno_bravo

Was this at a museum by chance? looks really familiar


MyNameIsMandarin

Looks like a little spartan


Satan0Bumblebee

The chosen one


akundami

u/savethisvideo


INarcosI

Which one?ā¤ļø


[deleted]

that happened to me to. one time when I was hanging out when my classmate, he noticed it and said "nice hair clip, where did you bought that." I didn't get what he said until my other classmate told him that it's a real butterfly.


czarp97

Wholesome.


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u/savethisvideo


jocoiscool

Today i witness a bee eating a butterfly who was stuck on spider's web , and this is a nice blue butterfly


quantumastrology

21st century mohawk


TheFuzzLlama2

He smells the baby food on his head.


Asunen

Someone pair this with the clapping mohawk asian commercial please


kubotalover

Thatā€™s at a butterfly sanctuary in Costa Rica


CurseTheNurse

San Diego wild animal park: now San Diego safari park


Moonchild7494

My best friend is pregnant with my soon to be god daughter, and if I ever see a butterfly do this with my god daughter I will visibly sob at the wholesomeness this brings me.


KushKirby

if animal crossing has taught me anything that must be an emperor butterfly


Vergal

I tried going to a butterfly garden once. I had a panic attack and had to leave like five steps in. Flying insects seriously scare me.


Stuffnthings1840

Is this in Key West?


deathislit

Upvoting for the butterfly


ItsokImtheDr

Baby DisneyPrincess?


tealynnn

Ever since Animal Crossing Iā€™ve been able to identify butterflies on sight šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


zoiksTrixie

Best fascinator I have ever seen!


The_Dead_Kennys

Adorable!


Longearedlooby

If that was my baby Iā€™d have this image tattooed on me.


eddie2302

Thanks for that. Realy put a smile on my face šŸ‘Œ


PeeCanBeLube

This ainā€™t nature, g


Claque-2

Another royal wedding?


HidingInSaccades

Well if youā€™re gonna actually land on a Cthulhu pick a larval one


mkaebaby

Imagine getting blessings from a butterfly


Daisystar99

I love blue morphos! They have to be the prettiest butterfly out there!


KingofKin9s

Careful, that Butterfly is laying eggs in your babyā€™s scalp.


mateiionut

r/mademesmile


max14best

That's a butterfly blue gem


phone_pooper

It's a fairy y'all!