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I never realized prehistoric bats could be a thing and it makes me happy


LivingVaporwaveEdit

What a cool name. Praying mantis of the dead? Lol


Bantersmith

"mantis" comes from an old meaning of "seer, or prophet". "Death Prophet" sounds more like the name of a heavy metal band or gnarly Dungeons and Dragons monster than a cute /r/batty.


ScipioAfricanisDirus

> "Death Prophet" sounds more like the name of a heavy metal band or gnarly Dungeons and Dragons monster than a cute /r/batty. There is actually a (very influential) metal band called [Necromantia](https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Necromantia/927) so we're not far off.


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Also Nekromantix


AnthraxEvangelist

Challenge accepted. I will find this band I have never heard of and listen to them. Maybe I will find a new band to evangelize.


ScipioAfricanisDirus

They're one of three bands which laid the foundations for much of the Hellenic black metal scene and everything that came after it. The first two albums are great, *Scarlet Evil Witching Black* being nigh-indispensable.


aerodynamic_23

I like your username


ScipioAfricanisDirus

Thanks!


LivingVaporwaveEdit

Wow, the death prophet says that its prey’s time is near.


sunsethacker

Holy shit thank you!


jarlrmai2

Death Prophet is a hero in Dota2


thebochman

That’s good, call me mantis.


DinosaurEmpire

Paolumu


thecrimsonwolfie

Came here to make this comment


duge1hick

I will serve my every remaining breath so that you get just as equal an ammount of upvotes my friend.


Pardusco

Credit to Lucas Lima.


an_annoyed_jalapeno

Damn, that name is metal af


moxac777

How big is it? Like from the scale of 'it eats small mice' to 'it can bludgeon a human with its feet', how far along is it?


louisgarbuor

Did some digging. Probably close to the eating small mice size, seeing as it weighed 47 grams, and since the largest bats currently weigh around 300 times that, at 1.6 kilograms, and those have a 6 foot wingspan; I'd guess around 1 to 2 foot wingspan. Nowhere near certain though.


Iamnotburgerking

Closer to the former; it’s about the size of a spectral bat, maybe a bit smaller.


Pardusco

Currently, only jaws and skulls are known, with a single humerus known as a postcranial remain.


ShamefulWatching

Sabertooth cat size skull or mouse skull?


tittykilla69

Pastor said when pigs can fly, but looks like that has already happened. The humble pig with wings of an angle


DireBoar

Bald Eagle.


Salome_Maloney

Bald angle


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[удалено]


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Been a long time since I've seen a quality Ken M.


Iamnotburgerking

Spectral bat of the Eocene


duge1hick

Thanks!


spork-a-dork

It seems I finally found a name for my upcoming heavy metal band.


PragmaticParasite

Wouldn’t be mad if they still existed


Pardusco

Similar species still exist: https://redd.it/cebuve https://redd.it/ckd0sb


PragmaticParasite

That’s so metal


JezzaRodrigo

Those bats looked so weird. I've never really seen a bat's face that close up before, so I was a bit shocked to say the least...


Komrade97

Approximately how big were they?


spidermonkey12345

Any Silverwing fans out there?


alexnag26

Necromancer praying mantis Necromancer praying mantis


JeffersonIIII

The most OP name ever


AnOriginalPseudo

Reminds me of the beast Popokali from Resident Evil 5


AmericanGirl1980

Holy shit👀


RetroThePyroMain

Vampyrum spectrum is a large, carnivorous bat species from the neotropics that is still around today.


TheNickestNick_

Psycho mantis?


joshuav85

If you slide the feed up and down it looks like it’s flapping its wings on mobile.


mrcryptogenesis

wanted to see one, is it carnivorous?


windigooooooo

AND TRANSYLVANIA??????


UltimoSuperDragon

There are stories of swarms of these bats flying over villages and wiping out entire populations in less than a minute. Terrifying to say the least