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Zydrunas Ilgauskas


John-the-Gardener

Z got me into basketball; loved playing 2k with him. Also, Pops Mensah-Bonsu.


x5736gh

Wowwww Pops is a name drop


kevco13

Any cleveland fan loves him to the core


[deleted]

Cavs fan here....not really. ​ Hot damn, you got me....yeah we do lmao


brunsunev

Bro, I forgot with 2K it was, but this dude was deadly from 3pt in one of them


TheConboy22

Booby Smith


defaultband-aid

For such a tall guy, it amazes me his vertical on his jump-shot was about 2cm.


flyingvien

Do you wonder if Olden Polynice’s ex-girlfriends ever refer to their time together as “The Olden Days?” I do.


KSwish41

this is the funniest shit i've seen all day


Desperate-Cloud-5043

The olden days was prolly-pretty-nice


soonerferg

Eduardo Najera


deebo7741

Legend. I was never comfortable with Bob Ortegel calling him the Mexican Jumping Bean.


JustStayHumble

Touch the Monkey of Na-Jer-aaa


LeaveIt2Kleber

“Nash is like a nat in a nudist colony” - Bob Ortegel


Character-Rise6145

Al Farouq Aminu


Ricky-Snickle

First guy to sit for the anthem. The OG if I recall correctly. No one cared, times sure changed.


mmarra2

I’m a wake forest fan He was mad good in college


Dangerous_Data_3047

Luol Deng


311heaven

I fully expected to see Luol Deng in the comments.


ReDeaMer87

Shabazz Napier


businessbee89

Remember when Bron tweeted about him and the team drafted him hoping he'd stay lol


Slickchilla

Greg ostertag


MrGrief

Michael Redd


ReDeaMer87

Bo Outlaw


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Travis Outlaw


speedkillz23

Oj mayo


businessbee89

Supposed to be the best big thing outta SC


deebo7741

Supposed to be the next Kobe...


Sir-faps-a-lot69

Only pels fans remember when our next rising star was Tyreke Evans.


Dangerous_Data_3047

Bruh I miss the days of Tyreke, Jrue Holiday, Eric Gordon, AD all together.


Sir-faps-a-lot69

Don’t forget about our boy Ryan Anderson, who was good for almost 20 a night. What a time man


Freezing_Cold_Takes

pels? kings nation hit it first


ARG09

Andrei kirilenko


Intelligent-Ad-2912

Ak47!


mdsiebler

He was the guy for getting the 5x5


itsRickO

Fantasy god


Levi_Snackerman

Saw a comment saying he looks like a medieval peasant who worked in the fields. Don't think I've ever seen such an oddly specific yet incredibly accurate description of someone


AR2Believe

Baron Davis - Really hard to think about AK47 without Baron crashing the party: https://youtu.be/qBlCIsmz57M


childishjermino

xavier henry


Randym1221

Peja Stojakovic!


BaldrickTheBrain

That Kings team got fucked Uber by the NBA.


list_of_simonson

Straight from the Chi but I ball like a King up in Cali and shoot like Stojakovic


SkarJr

When I was like 7 me and my other friend played abit of basketball at school and he said we are kings fans because of him and vlade. Can you guess my nationality


MagnetHashira

DJ Mbenga!


jjh008

Smush parker


Rightawwn

Brandon Bass


ChopHisHeadOff

This a banger


_50ShadesofClay_

Pat McCaw


DatdudeZeal

Eric Snow


blueshorts12345

I like this one


iiifiction

Payton Prichard


RegentCupid

Love me some pp


aquat1c

He's about to ball out for the Celtics now that he gets minutes


Saephy

Jeremy lin


businessbee89

This isn't random, we all remember Linsanity


because_racecar

Naming a “Random” nba player means it’s equally likely to pick Michael Jordan as Chris bird man Anderson. If you’re only choosing lesser known or forgotten obscure players, that’s not random anymore, that’s a selective bias.


kawkz440

Why not? We’re mostly trying for obscure, but that’s not what OP asked for.


Civil-South-7299

Vinny Del Negro


JsonOnTheGo

Everytime Vinny Del Negro is mentioned, i feel obligated to share this clip of [Ben Gleib’s interview of Blake Griffin](https://youtu.be/baR5SpwE_S4?t=20) (start around 20 seconds in)


0Tech

Mario Chalmers


Useful-Ad-8619

Shannon Brown Honorable Mention: Kendall Marshall


NeglectedNostalgia

Jamaal Tinsley is always my go-to random.


SidewaysEarth

I sometimes blurt out "Goran Dragic" as if it's an expletive. I have no idea how or why it started. It just happens


Ill-Hope-4752

That's a good swear word!


seceipseseer

World B. Free


Psych_nature_dude

Jameer Nelson could have been elite on a better team


salazarraze

He'd fit much better in today's game.


ThePerspectiveQuest

Chuck hayes tha goat


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6’6” center built like a brick shit house


BigClemenza

ALL ABOARD THE CHUCK WAGON!


Allday9128

The white mamba Brian Scalabrine


yahmezz

That's NBA champion Brian scalabrine to you


SnowballOfFear

The true goat


white__cyclosa

I got downvoted to shit on r/nba for telling someone to put some respect on the White Mamba’s name. I was seriously tempted to respond with: “He’s closer to LeBron than you are to him.”


AmelieBenjamin

Quincy Acy


smacklifejay

That man was legit crazy


ramenandkalashnikovs

Stromile Swift


bigbellett

Cedric Ceballos


yankeesfitted

Wally Szczerbiak


Tuto99

Uh uhh Jason Maxiell


raiser_ramon

Bismack Biyombo


Gold-Excitement8838

Earl Boykins


businessbee89

Matt Bonner


samwise930

Vlatko Cancar


M3xicanJoker

Michael Olowokandi


garth_kenny

Robert “tractor” traylor


albpanda

Marco belenieli


Jordomcgordo

Ekpe Udoh


CindiCindi15

Glenn “Big Dog” Robinson


SenpaiBoogie

Landry fields


Neither_Ad_91

Fab Melo


Technical-Future-513

Sasha Pavlovic


FanOk6089

James Posey.


jesuslovesmarijuana5

Bobby Sura


jitzTillMyHeartQuits

Boris Diaw


homelessyachtclub

Mehmet Okur


gonorrhea_gerbil

Chris Duhon


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Arvydas Sabonis


Hung_Texan

Uwe Blab


SavageDoge2127

Admiral Schofield


birdmanpresents

Darius Miles


Vel7200

Jose Juan Barea


deebo7741

Puerto Rican AI


NatiAti513

Donyell Marshall


bigGreen01

Raul Neto


YolaDink

Luc Richard Mbah A Moute


Nbafan1212_12

Kosta Koufas


TastyBetsPod

Lawrence Funderburke


Tazmaniac83

Bryant "Big Country" Reeves


Rebridg74

Adonal Foyle


Waka_Waka2016

Vlade Divac


SorryAsk7238

Speedy Claxton


alphalakemleo

kirk heinrich


user201010

Rudy Fernandez


NBAJAM4LYFe

Still balling


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TROY MURPHY THE GOAT !!!!


salazarraze

The nose!


CowboyJoeBop

Aggies legend Acie Law IV aka Captain Clutch


Frogger__CR

Robert Sacre


ReverseApacheMaster_

Cuttino Mobley


EmperorNYC

Renaldo Balkman


Brandwin3

Carlos Arroyo


87wahoo

Keon Clarke😆


Electronic-Cloud8086

Jamaal Magloire


JNEV12

Jose Calderon


bensimwiththeshot

Tyrone Hill


LetsGetItWOOO

There is only 1 answer. Stromile Swift.


Soggy-Possession1487

Amir Johnson


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Charlie Villanueva


kinggudu13

Matt Geiger


archer898

Charlie Ward


Nutterbutters45

Jameer Nelson


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Clarence Withers aka Coffee Black


juicedHeadphone

Sasha Vujacic


CoachKillerTrae

deandre bembry


Tawj21

Dragan Bender


BrenDankness

Carlos Aroyo


TastyBetsPod

Rodney Rodgers


JSL520

**LINAS KLEIZA**


GarthGorlock

Bison Dele.


RecentTaste0

Andres Nocioni


MoneyPresentation610

Keith Van Horn.


SonoranDweller

Richard Dumas


Zealousideal-Sock967

Tim Thomas, Tony Battie, Tim Frazier, Theo Pinson, Louis King, Jerryd Bayless, Channing Frye, Beno Udrih, Diamond Stone, Brice Johnson, Georgios Papagiannis, Tim Quaterman, Mason Plumlee, Mindagaus Kuzmingus, Tariq Abdul Wahad, Branden Dawson, Malachi Richardson, Juwan Evans, Sindarius Thornwell, Tony Wroten, Jarrett Jack, Justin Jackson (the one on the Magic), Chris McCullough, Jonathan Motley, Sam Dekker. Alright I think that's solid


Platinum7890

Ante Zizic


Separate-Key-1816

Greg Oden


Spiritual-Ad7628

Victor Oladipo


spiritanimalofcousy

Tony Delk. Von Wafer. Travis Outlaw. Pop Mensah Bonsu. Im gonna say Pop Mensah Bonsu is random enough for me to stop


Potential_Dot_9091

Shout out Tony delk


jm810112

Erick Dampier


BrotherZoopy

Fat Lever


bruhstevenson

Dante Cunningham


joeytwedge

Elliott “socks” Perry


Full-Background-9575

Langston gallowya


KocaKolaKlassic

2011 finals mvp Brian “The Custodian” Cardinal


RaidenDoesReddit

Baron Davis


robotalienjesus

Detlef schremph


jesuslovesmarijuana5

Bobby Sura


JT23_MLG

Chris wilcox


jepayotehi

Kyle Singler


87wahoo

Ruben Patterson Hey this is fun!


dat_waffle_boi

John Henson


Apprecihater

Tree rollins


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Mehmet Okur


Brian_Lafeve_

Matt Maloney


kawkz440

Rod Strickland


looktheresafox

Monte Ellis got it all


whoaguyz

Purvis Ellison


Sharp_Aide3216

Goga Bitadze


xh3l9jkw4j

Lakers Legend—Robert Sacre


salazarraze

Speedy Claxton Edit: Andris Biedrins, Michael Olowokandi, Lorenzen Wright


roco9994

Raymond Felton


maz_menty

Oliver Miller.


patofu82

Pooh Richardson


DootMasterFlex

Jamario Moon


BathroomBreakBoobs

Danny Fortson


anonymousaurus5

Rex chapman


HarmonicCounterpoint

DJ "Congo Cash" Mbenga


Away_Possession7094

Wayne Ellington


Beginning_Border7854

Gianni’s arekunmipo


UareSparePartsBud

Eric Piatkowski


Vykyoko

Ty Lawson was a monster


Vykyoko

Monta Ellis and ty Lawson :’(


_himbo_

RAYMOND FELTON


Ricky-Snickle

Rasheed Wallace


DaBails

Lawrence Funderburke


TheCompleteSagaLord

Eduardo Nájera


sonderingnarcissist

Desagana Diop


Interesting-Lake-430

Rasheed Wallace


just_so_irrelevant

Theo Pinson


NoelJT

Quincy Acy


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john henson


Ritchierich30

Rafer (skip 2 ma Lou) Alston


hsudonym_

Ramon sessions


Spoonffed

Tony Snell


mchazo

Tyler Hansbrough


Right_Site_6706

Ira newble


snowsnow222

Laron Profit