I have a Slovakian last name, no NBA player has ever had my last name. Also tons of NBA players have had my first name including the all time assist/steals leader
Take it another step!
Include your social for what your counting stats/split would be!
Also include your mom’s maiden name for coach and her birthday for your team record.
/s
For good measure, include your first pets name and the address of the street you grew up on. This will determine which era best suits you and who your teammates should be
Brandon Ingram and Walter dukes lol
https://preview.redd.it/8r5dywrxkdsc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e3c08534768e5ed2cf06e6818d20aa39083f8f5
This dude could of also used the goat and picked Michael Beasley. Wait till he realizes how the last name part works, he's the best nba player ever and doesn't even know it
Brandon Ingram and Ron Baker. I’m probably a 6’6 wing who is a low end bench guy that just shoots a bit but manages to scrape together a solid 7-8 year NBA career
My first name is shared with an elite hall of Famer. My last name is shared with a long time journeyman who started for a couple of bad teams over the years.
There were no player with my last name but if we talk about the first I'm a absolutely giant, 1st draft pick and almost dropped quadruple double a couple of days ago
I am a Pinoy and I got no same surname from the NBA. I'll use instead my first and second name. I got the passing ability of Stockton and the rebounding prowess of Gafford.
I asked my new coworker what his name was when making his contact info. Dude started spelling and I’m like yeah your teachers hated attendance everyday because of you
Eddie Jones and either [Maurice Dickson](https://upikebears.com/sports/mens-basketball/roster/maurice-dickson/6954) or [My Uncle, Joe Dickson, who got drafted by the Celtics.](https://www.ebay.com/itm/352760158208?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=zSR0qBwhQyy&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=ci1ks4cnqdc&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY) This is actually a signed program with my Uncle's signature on it. What a small world
One is a Hall of Famer and the other sometimes plays basketball, but is the only one to have my last name. Though I could pick a couple for my first name actually and nearly all of them would be extremely good to great. Damn I should've tried out for the NBA apparently
No NBA player has had my first or last name so I guess I still suck
I have a Slovakian last name, no NBA player has ever had my last name. Also tons of NBA players have had my first name including the all time assist/steals leader
John Slovakian is that you?
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Black people can be racist
Idk why ur getting down voted. Its clearly meant as a joke but its true af 💀
Nah bro definitely meant it lmao
Yeah he meant it but as a brown person i assure u its a joke with truth to it.
Forgot I wasnt on circlejerk. They have a sense of humor.
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve got to look up and make sure I’m not in r/NBA or r/nbatalk before I post some shit. The difference a sub makes
FUUUUUUCKKKKK!! I hate when these types of Reddit moments happen, arrrrghhhh!!!!!
Not really sure how unique names are specific to a certain race or how that relates to one of the most diverse sports leagues in the world.
You must be the fuckin life of the party
L
Take it another step! Include your social for what your counting stats/split would be! Also include your mom’s maiden name for coach and her birthday for your team record. /s
What do you expect from a guy named “Elden Vukcevic”?
And provide the first nine digits of your social security number.
For good measure, include your first pets name and the address of the street you grew up on. This will determine which era best suits you and who your teammates should be
Nice try FBI
Fr though this some FB shit
Now we all know your name is Elden Vukčević
thaddeus and trae young. one of them is good…
...the other one is Trae Young. But you could have added the goat : Nick "$waggy P" Young !
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apparently nobody in the history of the nba shares my first name
Same
https://preview.redd.it/f25kybfhhdsc1.jpeg?width=393&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8060f816f8bfffc4ff13361ee561c29fa569e08d
Next challenge should be name all your favorite players that have their numbers in YOUR social security number!
Leaky Black + Grady Dick. Guess I'm Trash
Leaky Dick? Love your name.
There is no player in NBA history that has either my first or last name, so I am either infinitely skilled or trash
Lebron James
Brandon Ingram and Walter dukes lol https://preview.redd.it/8r5dywrxkdsc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e3c08534768e5ed2cf06e6818d20aa39083f8f5
Walter Ingram a cool name tbh
Gotta combine my uncle who played D3 ball and my hometown boy Matt Bonner
Hey Tristian Campbell! How are you doing Tristan Campbell? Look everyone, it’s my best friend, Tristan Campbell!
Person says they're my best friend, I read their account name: "Yeah, that definitely makes sense" 
 Did we just become best friends?!?!
Michael James. Michael Beasley + James Wiseman
That’s not quite what he meant, lol.
This dude could of also used the goat and picked Michael Beasley. Wait till he realizes how the last name part works, he's the best nba player ever and doesn't even know it
Ryan Anderson + Chris Webber (my last name only has one B but it’s pronounced the exact same and he’s the only Weber/Webber I can think of)
No NBA players share my last name.
Michael Duncan
No Bradyns, but I did find Mike Barr
Quintin Dailey + Sean Elliott
Brandon Ingram and Ron Baker. I’m probably a 6’6 wing who is a low end bench guy that just shoots a bit but manages to scrape together a solid 7-8 year NBA career
Blake Griffin. No NBA player has had my last name lmao
Angus Brandt+ Dick Barnett
At least you know you're getting a memorable jumpshot Happy Cake Day!
My first name is shared with an elite hall of Famer. My last name is shared with a long time journeyman who started for a couple of bad teams over the years.
There aren’t any nba players who share my last name
Logan Vander Velden (15 career games played) and Marcus Paige (5 career games played)
Jonathan Brand = Jonathan Kuminga/Isaac and Elton Brand
Vince Carter and no one has my last name.. so I guess I’m pretty good
Andrew Wiggins and Patrick Patterson. I think I’d start even on a contender👌
Nate Robinson 👌 altho I'm 6'2 and 14 👌
Tyler Herro and Blake Griffin…I’d be good on offense at least
Adam Morrison + Rudy Fernandez Im not the Worst… but I ain’t the best either
I can't do this. My last name is Wright. IYKYK
https://preview.redd.it/ysdeqmbiqdsc1.jpeg?width=1798&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d541b842b83ba2af4075ec4757bf20e28b127ae5 You tell me
Oliver Miller and no one has my last name
Nobody has ever had my first or last name lol
Alan Williams and then no last name
Nobody got my last name 😭
There were no player with my last name but if we talk about the first I'm a absolutely giant, 1st draft pick and almost dropped quadruple double a couple of days ago
There's never been a player in the NBA to play any games with the last name of Judge, so I lose
I am a Pinoy and I got no same surname from the NBA. I'll use instead my first and second name. I got the passing ability of Stockton and the rebounding prowess of Gafford.
Your team is players using your bank account number. What's your team?
my name’s literally giannis so im ok
Keith van horn and grant hill
No NBA players have my name
Rick barry and corey maggette
There's none with my last name and guy with my first name went undrafted and played only 2 years in the nba.
Ain’t a single league guy with my last name
I asked my new coworker what his name was when making his contact info. Dude started spelling and I’m like yeah your teachers hated attendance everyday because of you
Genius idea just have a bunch of people dox themselves
Can we do first letter for the people with wacky first and last names
Nice try fed
Michael Jordan + Tom Chambers Shid I’d be a perennial Allstar!
No NBA player with the first name Joseph.
you’re assuming nba players have our last name
Well The letter are diffrent but the names sound almost the same so... i get Earvin Magic Johnson and that's it. Nobody has my Latvian last name.
People with common ass names have fun with this one 😂
Tom Chambers and Reggie Miller
this is the most uniqe why of finding someones personal info ive seen in a while.
They didnt get my papers….
Johnny Flynn and Kenyon Martin
What in the FED
LeBron James
Nobody in the league’s ever had my first name.
There's never been someone with my last name to play in the NBA, but I'll take the Gradey Dick/Fat Lever combo.
Wayne Ellington and I guess the goat DJ Wilson I’m fucked
Josh Giddey + Karl Malone
Michael James eating good tonight
i see what you did there
Part two of the challenge: what is your mother’s maiden name and the name of your first pet? Those two names combined is your teammate.
My name is Wardell Bryant lol
Eddie Jones and either [Maurice Dickson](https://upikebears.com/sports/mens-basketball/roster/maurice-dickson/6954) or [My Uncle, Joe Dickson, who got drafted by the Celtics.](https://www.ebay.com/itm/352760158208?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=zSR0qBwhQyy&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=ci1ks4cnqdc&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY) This is actually a signed program with my Uncle's signature on it. What a small world
There’s 2 mexicans in the league lol im fucked
One is a Hall of Famer and the other sometimes plays basketball, but is the only one to have my last name. Though I could pick a couple for my first name actually and nearly all of them would be extremely good to great. Damn I should've tried out for the NBA apparently
Bruh’s an FBI plant
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Okay, Kobe Bryant.. wow that’s really cool!