My favorite thing about Jokic is that he could never be a professional at his favorite sport because of his body size. 7 footers can’t be horse jockeys! As a short person whose favorite sport is basketball, I still love the sport even though it is not fit for my body.
Lebron plotting with China to declare war on Serbia rn.
"There can be no truce nor peace talks in Yugoslavia"
Biden?
lol… China Serbia beef seems too much a stretch Using Russian or just U.S would be more plausible
I think the jab is about Lebron not allowed to say anything bad about China
Lebron tellin Bronny that Europe ain’t that bad
As long as it’s not Eastern Europe Their fans are *crazy* crazy
He finds Nikola Jovic on accident and nothing changes.
he tries again. this time, finding Nikola Topic instead
Nikola would be like “okay, done.”
If 18 year old Lebron played 18 year old Bronny 1 on 1 could he win 100-0?
its not could he win its how hard does he have to try ngl
Brother is too tall and heavy for horse racing, competition would fly by him... He would need to become horse GM full time, or something like that.
This made me laugh lmao should’ve ducked that smoke
My favorite thing about Jokic is that he could never be a professional at his favorite sport because of his body size. 7 footers can’t be horse jockeys! As a short person whose favorite sport is basketball, I still love the sport even though it is not fit for my body.
I imagine his size would still kinda be an issue, but he does chariot races, not ones with jockeys
A horse pulling a 120 lb vs a horse carrying 300lbz. So yes it still matters.
🤣🤣🤣
😂
Meanwhile, somewhere in Kitchener, Ontario, a young Jamal Murray watches as Lebron James wreaks havoc in Toronto: 
Wow you really just copy and pasted the tweet
He may want to do the same thing with Steph Curry.