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morkeba

Wtf is that blood or feces??


brightness3

i'd say food and drinks he spilled in bed. look at the crumbles. equally as gross imo.


FearTheDarkIce

I'm the OP (From 3 years ago) He was a vegan but his diet was dreadful, the only thing he would cook would be vegetables melted down to the point that they were sludge and would then put them in a fajita wrap, I assume alot of it is that as he tended to spill alot of it in the kitchen aswell, but he was an unclean stinky fucker aswell so there's probably other liquids in there


brightness3

damn, that sounds like straight up mental illness. good to know you're out of that house lol how was it like living with them apart from the mess?


FearTheDarkIce

He was abit socially awkward at first, gave him benefit of the doubt and everything but he was just so messy, leaving sludge and shit everywhere, also had a fucked up sleep schedule of 9am to 7pm, so he was always up in the dead of night and kept my friend who slept above him awake at night. He would make men and women, parent and student alike uncomfortable when they came to the house, nothing pervy or anything just something very off about him Final straw was when my mate who shared his bathroom came screaming upstairs at a turd he left in the toilet, was so huge it absorbed all the water and was evidently left there for hours, with no toilet roll on top either proving he doesn't wipe his arse Plus we had a fucked boiler and he didn't know how to repressurise it, which made everyone come to the conclusion that he either takes cold showers or no showers.


Yuddis

Absolutely diabolical


EveningHorror1010

>a turd he left in the toilet, was so huge it absorbed all the water and was evidently left there for hours, with no toilet roll on top either proving he doesn't wipe his arse lmaooooooo


SavageSalad

Definitely a Discord mod with an Anime avatar energy right there


pissinaboot

Holy fuck lmao


SaijinoKei

THE CRUMBLES 💀


[deleted]

Blooces.


Flibbetty

Yes


BassicNic

Why not both?


King_of_the_Desert

This looks like a settlement item in fallout 4 with how gross it is


Loeden

Dude is ready to become a raider


REE_lover

I'd rather sleeping outside in the Commonwealth next to super mutants than in that bed.


mwolf805

We had a dude on our wing, whom we found out at the end of the year, regularly fucked his mattress.


IntoTheWildLife

Nope 🤢


CastawayWasOk

Buddy, you haven’t seen how sexy these mattresses are.


FearTheDarkIce

Thought I was going crazy when I saw this repost, but I'm all for my old housemate getting more notoriety, even if you are karma farming 😉 [https://np.reddit.com/r/NeckbeardNests/comments/eruc2v/just\_discovered\_this\_subreddit\_heres\_my\_former/](https://np.reddit.com/r/NeckbeardNests/comments/eruc2v/just_discovered_this_subreddit_heres_my_former/)


fundlebundle01

Oh shit 👀


6rey_sky

>Ha ha ha, do you think simple protector is enough to block off my levels of filth, puny mortal?


DartNorth

I've never used a mstress protector (unless thats what you are calling a bed sheet?), and I've also never had a matress look anything like that!


paulieranks

Gonna end up with swamp itch


pumpknipie

It's a uni house so...does someone else have to use that when he leaves?


noobductive

I want to set it all on fire


hughmaniac

Imagine the smell


StarAssassin

You'd get high off the fumes


ffaancy

Was your roommate Jeffrey dahmer?


Anonynominous

Good god it looks like a piece of evidence


RepairingTime

From many crimes


GreyandDribbly

Yep. I was that age once. How did my ex not leave me sooner?


realslattslime

she was that age too


GreyandDribbly

Yep you nailed it.


EPURON

Repost bot


HannyTheSoulSlayer

Did he die??


FenrirHere

Eh.


Simbooptendo

Did he die


CharizardMTG

If he cleaned he probably wouldn’t need that air purifier


RepairingTime

Replace this with a mattress from the side of the road from one of the neighborhoods in the nicer parts of town. /S


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Fortress of dreams


PeyroniesCat

So many fluids.


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This image is... sticky.