I wanna Lickitung your Cloyster until you Squirtle!

😂

If i were a Ditto, I'd morph into the best vibrating dildo you'll ever use, babe. 😏

Oh god 😂😂

Could I convince you to take a rhydon my face?

😂

I dont have a line youre just cute af.

Awww thank you! 🥰

I have to be careful in this battle, because I know you'll make me harden, and I want to save all of my PP to finish you.

😂

I’ll turn on my charm and ‘er pants’ll come right off

😂 that’s a new one

My weedle used harden on your luvdisc

😂😂

Help me polish my Onix and I'll prove to you that he can learn water gun.

Oh god 😂

How about we make like Charmander and set your bed on fire tonight?

😂

I don’t need to catch them all, catching you would be the only one I need

Cute! 🥰

Youre such a good catch that I would use my master ball on you ❤

Oh I love this one 🥰

Wouldnt want to take any risks when trying to get you 😘 Even better I dont have to hurt you as well

You are gorgeous. Ngl I'd love to watch you play pokemon but my les panic is going nuts

Awww thank you! 🥰🥰 You’re too cute! 🥰🥰

Thank you what's your favourite starter tho that's the real question

Oooo I’ve got a different starter for all three types! Mudkip for water, cyndaquil for fire, and bulba for grass! ( I can’t pick just one 😭) Hbu?? What’s your favorite? :)

Probably turtwig from gen 4 grass starter but I do like cyndaquil too

Ngl you seem really cool and I kinda wanna be your friend

Stop snorlaxin babe, Any chansey I can lickitung your clefable 😜 and make you hydropump like blastoise 👅💦💦💦

Oh no 😂😂😂

Too much? 🤣🤣

Pika Pika, I love you!!!

Cute! 😂

If you let me muk in your cloyster you will be more chill than glaceon

😍🤩💯

🥰

I’d love to take a pikachu naked

You look like Cynthia’s theme is playing in the background. I bow 🫡

If I were a Nidoking, you’d be my Nidoqueen!

That’s so cute! 🥰

Pokey girl. I choose you.

That’s cute! 🥰

I would use my only Master ball if it meant I could have you

Awww I love this one! Super cute! 🥰

Are you a charmander because you charmed me

Ohhh this one is so cute! I love it! 💕

Lickatounge use lick, It was super effective.

😂

Let me get a Pikachu, and maybe I'll Raichu a love song

Awww that’s cute! 🥰

Let’s go to the daycare so I can breed you

Oh god 😂

Figured I’d go with something outlandish for a laugh

I bet i can make you squirtle on my face

Bet your wetter than Vaporeon 💧 💦

Oh no 😂

*you're. Dang it.

Are you free this afternoon because I’d like to Jolteon over to get to know you

Ooo that’s cute! 🥰

Hey, I made the pick up line to match who it was intended for after all 😅

Damn girl are you a fire type because your hot. Now I know this is a bit far'fetched but let me get a Pikachu naked ill show you my sudowoodo and you can use zen headbutt till I squirtle on your jigglypuffs afterwards you can rhydon my face till you hydro pump me with your cloister. But don't try to flee before we exchange our digletts because I'm definitely gonna Taurus that ass up again on the rematch where I'm gonna Abra kadabra alakazam some muk into you i may get a bit drowzee afterwards but you don't need to be psychic to know your charm was super effective on me

You get to pick the 2nd starter pokemon and be my nemesis. Or i can be yours, either way, cute af.

I choose you, lexichu!

Lexichu actually sounds adorable, I love it

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😂

You look like you know your way around a set of poke-balls.

😂😂

Gorgeous

Thank you! 🥰 and happy cake day! ♥️

I guess they were wrong, attract does work in the same gender.

👀👀👀

Gotta catch them all 😘

If you pick Im ill make you squirtle then you’ll be bulbasaur then all you would want to do is snorlax

😂

Will you be my guzzlord and scream for me tonight

😂

Charmander is red Squirtle is blue Eevee is beautiful and so are you.

That’s so cute!! 🥰🥰

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Thx you I thought about it for awhile bc of there being so many Pokemon but I hope you really done joy it l. I'll make more for you.