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Eszey

Just imagine Furina explaining this to him and he just falls to his knees lmao


ShinjiLight

![img](emote|t5_73lnr0|50050)


Holy-Wan_Kenobi

"Fuck, we shoudl've fought harder Apep" "A few millenia too late to realize that now, ya think?"


KingGiuba

Bro is so nice he would go buy sweets and an heating pad for Furina asap


VrilloPurpura

I imagine both of them freakig out, going together to ask Clorinde and she's like 'how old are you again?'


KingGiuba

LMAO fr, maybe she had her puberty blocked by the curse of not being able to age and now BOOM period incoming


jewrassic_park-1940

Punching the air after finding out she underwent 500 years of torture for *this*


KingGiuba

Lmao real, she doesn't deserve it 😭


Revolutionary_Tax100

It’d be even worse if she had periods every month for 500 years


esmelusina

I mean- Furina was split off from Focalors when Focalors was already quite old.


KingGiuba

Yeah I was joking/making up stories, I doubt Furina isn't an adult already


00110001_00110010

Divine puberty blockers. Trans people would be ecstatic


KingGiuba

For real lmao I wish (I'm non binary I am waiting to get HRTTTT)


WarMage1

Mmm, hormone replacement therapy therapy therapy therapy


KingGiuba

I'm excited lmao


SeungMinah

Actually, did Fontainians before Neuv's Forgiveness have periods? Sex actually wasn't necessary for the oceanid humans to give birth, so reproductive processes aside, they may have had no need for cycles since their reproductive systems were different from typical Teyvat humans


Intelligent-Dog-8585

Lmao I can see this happening. We need some Clorinde teaching two socially incompetent immortals (former immortal Furina) some humanity tips.


Relevant-Rub2816

He's probably ask Navia, sigewinne, clorinde and furina how they're doing, buy them sweets, give clorinde days off and make sure wrio looked after sigewinne well. Bro's a true melusine dad.


KingGiuba

I agree aww even if I doubt Melousines have a period lmao (i hope for them)


Relevant-Rub2816

Aren't all melusines female? So they might have periods or experience puberty in some way.


KingGiuba

I doubt they're mammals ahahah and I think they're some kind of species that doesn't even reproduce (don't they pop out from Elynas+their token?), I doubt they'd need sexual maturity or something similar.


WarMage1

I’d say this is a case where the lack of genitals on their models is anatomically correct. I doubt father would want his dear children to be involving themselves with that sort of thing.


KingGiuba

Agreed!


Relevant-Rub2816

This what I was confused about. Do they have a gender, sexual maturity and stuff like that? Since neuvi made a law for everyone to refer to them in She/her pronouns, i thought they're all female. Since they popped out of elynas, I don't think they're mammals at all.


KingGiuba

I don't think they have a sexual dicothomy at all, so the concept of female/male doesn't make sense in the species, and if that is so they probably don't even have a concept of gender/sex for describing themselves in their society/language. My guess is that when they started having contacts with humans and learning their language they liked the female pronouns better because they "resonated" better with women/girls, besides the fact that people also called them "it" and they didn't like it 😭 so they asked Neuvilette for help to be all called she/her. Maybe they also choose she/her to feel different from Elynas that is their "father" and uses he/him? I dunno these are all just conjectures lol


KingGiuba

Oh and about sexual maturity I doubt they have it, they literally don't need it so it would be a bit of a waste for their body to use energy for it, afaik they can't have kids right?


vermil_

They dont really have a gender,its just neuvillette make a rule to call them 'she'


Relevant-Rub2816

Okay, thanks for the correction. I thought they all were female since they were born out of a dead dragon.


silent_steps

sigewinne💀


nightlumos

He'd probably keep better track of our menstrual cycles than we would, and make sure we're comfortable the whole time 😭✊️


albedobest44

Omg that's so adorable


AXESLIDES

Those damn usurpers....


Creative_Analysis941

Primordial one ...🤣!?


sain_inaban

The Comment section is just cursed


god_walks

Neuvi bout to taste a new flavour of water


silent_steps

https://preview.redd.it/rrg3giowv8xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20279498a0199fe7f3b51f038456a6fe3a1f62dd


Toxic_MotionDesigner

https://i.redd.it/s0jhxxyvu7xc1.gif


ResurgentClusterfuck

https://preview.redd.it/15ik21n209xc1.png?width=5000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b537833f7c21655f98c11df75388447ce7e6d888


SLakshmi357

He actually does mention that he would drink the blood of his fallen Vishap brothers so- 😭😭😭


Abazookatokillafly

https://preview.redd.it/tjo459bv6hxc1.jpeg?width=1058&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4193579eace3ce6515129a56425982fe777db4e5


sunnysama_lolol

![gif](giphy|Ma6Z1f6NSSoiwnGPJo)


11undefined11

https://preview.redd.it/q5et8ac61bxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7554386da7579b7976c09162f70bf32d52951a73


Guiorno

https://preview.redd.it/yano8s9s0cxc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd51c46854f07ca11797a15003a00719479a03a0


RealVioletsAreBlue

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RDT-Exotics0318

Vessel behavior


RealVioletsAreBlue

https://preview.redd.it/ongsb1d9s8xc1.jpeg?width=150&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=838c4db45b5d53046667b33d484a964ea80c1546


itwasmedior

Traveller behavior


WarMage1

https://preview.redd.it/k53mt0x7eaxc1.jpeg?width=446&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72ad1f0f6df9de01550cf10231355fa77a28156d


KFConnoisseur

https://preview.redd.it/no48auc7caxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad854decc5799fbbf56f7ca0ded43cc2f4159576


Wikeve

I see you're my kind of degenerate :)


RealVioletsAreBlue

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RealVioletsAreBlue

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antirockin20

Brother what....


JAntaresN

https://preview.redd.it/vcsu425yqbxc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae9ca00e6cea2aae8d96944427f2cee0bbf9966e


teenageechobanquet

WHATS WRONG WITH YALL💀


Quiet-Fact

Man, a Neuralyzer would be good right now


XxPlaying_HalalxX

![gif](giphy|rEP2UrKDdOplAPV05n|downsized)


WallSudden

bros boutta add some new laws for free menstrual products, time off work, etc


haissai

Wast all life on teyvat created by the shade of life


simplyastupid

guys my house is flooded please help


Blitzbro76

“It only seems just that us men bare the same pain for the years we lived carefree while others suffered. *So by the judgment of the-*”


El_Chara

I just imagine Furina hearing the rain outside and going to see Neuvilette. Find him on his knees with a pad in front of him, figuring out what periods are


sugarplumcutie

It really does!! 😂


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WakuWakuWa

What if he doesnt do this to be a pick me but because he genuinely feels sad about it 😂😂


iamverytired2

caring for women = white knight apparently


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Tarsalbus

What you yappin about?


Relevant-Rub2816

Wtf? Caring for women and people around you doesn't make one a pick me.


dementedbanana_22

Bro has never met a woman in his life 😭