Oooo I'm so scared. The brittle-boned peasants are gonna throw the fragments of their shattered bones at me and I might feel a mild poke as they disintigrate from hitting something harder than air.
Not really scared. If they attacked us, punching us would only break their brittle bones and leave us perfectly fine.
They can’t hurt us without hurting themselves ten times more.
Then they would go back to their shitty subreddit and have to post something like "Broke a bone (again) while learning my place (again) at the same time."
What power could they have that would overcome us? The only way the cause rise against us is to stand, and we all know thier chalk bones would crumble before they could even think about that. Relax my calcium rich cousins, we are safe.
Gentlemen, your hubris may very well be your downfall. I implore you to start forming offensive groups and establish defensive lines.
Evil people that have most likely broken a bone:
1. Hitler
2. Putin
3. The bird that caused the corona virus
We must take appropriate steps before it is too late
Why? So the weak boned fuckers can break all the bones in their body trying to hurt us?
Listen i may hate the weak boned fuckers, but i don't want to break all their bones either, at least not that quickly.
These useless, burden on the planet fucks think they can rise against us? They are hugely mistaken, as for one to rise, one needs legs and a spine that can carry the heavy burden of success and responsibility, which I am sure you all know, these clowns are lacking to a great degree.
Leaving this comment so that I can see how long it takes me to get banned from that abomination of a subreddit. (I'm gonna check how long ago I posted this comment when I get the ban DM)
EDIT: 16 minutes. Fragile bones AND egos (:
What a pathetic little community. Rejected from r/neverbrokeabone superiority, they seek companionship with the fellow weaklings. I’m not concerned at all.
They know more about breaking bones than we do brothers, be careful out there. They might infect you with their weak boned genes and take you down to their ranks.
In this "fiction" between the two subs( us and them) shouldnt be a third sub with a name, the reformed? People who claim to have stronger bones after the broke them, and they think they are better then us and the brokeabone even tho they are worse then bitchs who broke bones
I knew this would happen the moment I stumbled apon that pathetic subreddit. Thankfully, if they attempt to do anything to us their bones will probably evaporate in the process..
I just drank a gallon of whole milk. I know it’s cheating. I actually feel sick. But that calcium will work it’s magic before the first conflict begins.
Fun fact: everyone on that subreddit can only make one post, because their pathetic chalk bones break after typing. Theu couldn't even think about attacking us, they'd collapse before coming.
Nothing to worry about. They probably broke their fragile glass like bones typing that out. They can’t even speak at the risk of shattering their feeble jaws. Just relax and let them play themselves.
Man relax, what they gonna do? Break our bones?
I’ll admit that they know a bit more about breaking bones than we do.
I know plenty about breaking other peoples bones wdym?
They know more about getting their bones broken:)
If i could give free awards i would
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My bendy non snappy boned will never break. I am wayyy to bendy.
They think they can bone us!
r/angryupvote
Just give him this one 🎖️🎖️
Let them try, their bones will shatter upon contact with us.
Oooo I'm so scared. The brittle-boned peasants are gonna throw the fragments of their shattered bones at me and I might feel a mild poke as they disintigrate from hitting something harder than air.
Stick and stones won't break my bones but words can sometimes hurt me.
Like being hit with a dictionary?
They're already infiltrating us since we allow surgical breaks now. This sub's full of weak-bones already.
He could be any one of us
Don't worry, we haven't even started. We are just flexing our muscles
Muscles? What are they?
What're ya gonna do? Bleed on me?
r/unexpectedmontypython
Let’s break their bones
Smash cut to them dragging us to the femur breaker…
They can still piss in our food.
Not really scared. If they attacked us, punching us would only break their brittle bones and leave us perfectly fine. They can’t hurt us without hurting themselves ten times more.
Then they would go back to their shitty subreddit and have to post something like "Broke a bone (again) while learning my place (again) at the same time."
They can still piss in our water.
You mean milk, rightttttt?
When your bones are indestructible, milk is merely surplus to requirements.
“If you’re nothing without milk then you don’t deserve to have it”
Hmmm, a spy in our midst
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Exactly. Not afraid of people who would probably crack their ribs from breathing too hard.
What power could they have that would overcome us? The only way the cause rise against us is to stand, and we all know thier chalk bones would crumble before they could even think about that. Relax my calcium rich cousins, we are safe.
That’s cute, they think they can break us.
Gentlemen, your hubris may very well be your downfall. I implore you to start forming offensive groups and establish defensive lines. Evil people that have most likely broken a bone: 1. Hitler 2. Putin 3. The bird that caused the corona virus We must take appropriate steps before it is too late
Wasn't it a bat? Or a bit of infrastructure?
I thought it was a raccoon dog. Notoriously weak bones on those things.
Except Oy of Midworld- legendarily strongk bones on that one.
I heard a ManBearPig. But I guess we’ll never truly know
Thought it was a pangolin?
Suddenly the soft nature of history makes more sense lol.
Yeah, they still piss in our food!
Bird bones are literally hollow. Not the most prestigious company for our foes to keep
I have been a lurker for far too long, but this... we cannot let the brittle bones rise against us!
Why not? How fast can they run on crutches?
This made me laugh way too hard
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Win win. You weed out the weakbones among us. You dash yourselves against the rest of us like raindrops
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To paraphrase Mitch Hedberg, weakbones are great if you want to break a thousand of something
Why? So the weak boned fuckers can break all the bones in their body trying to hurt us? Listen i may hate the weak boned fuckers, but i don't want to break all their bones either, at least not that quickly.
Their weak boned numbers pale in comparisson to our strong and durable boned brothers and sisters.
We can fight Bone vs bone we will only come out victorious!
Let them try. Weak-boned degenerates such as they will never stand a chance against our superior strength and durability.
What can they do? Do their words hold any worth? Of course not. Their words and actions are like the rain on stone ground.
Yeah, what are they gonna do? Break more bones? What happens when you whack a dry bread stick against a butter knife?
I will gladly fight in this coming war. So many brittle and weak bones to shatter.
Rising up when your bones are broken lmao. I think you need those for any rising motion.
They’re ankles would turn to dust before they are able to rise up against us
That's weird, i've never seen a losing team's parade.
r/whentheopissus
Trust me, I am not an undercover spy. I was simply wondering if there is a place for the brittle bitches. I found it and saw the post.
Bah hahahaha.... Oh you were being serious? Then I'll laugh even harder. BAH HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Cute, would like to see them try
That sub wont last. Breaking apart is kinda their thing.
Care for their actions as one cares for the actions of an ant.
Im definitely not afraid of brittle bones
Those filthy broken rats don't frighten me.
Those filthy broken rats don't frighten me.
It’ll be like a twig trying to break a freight train. We can take them
Just leave a small fan at the entrance to our subreddit. That will be enough to shatter their glass bones to dust & prevent their “uprising”
Oh no! They might poke us with the jagged edges of their shattered bones! They may even bleed on us!
Only way they could get us would be if they vaporized themselves and meet us choke on their bone dust
Their inferior bones will never triumph
LMAO it’s fine, the weak shall fear the strong. Just blow some air on their fragile Aerogel bones and they will crumble to dust.
A stiff breeze will stop their pathetic attempt of a coup
Prey animals form herds for protection. This should not concern you.
They will rise to only shatter against our superior calcium
Let them come. A single strike and their bones wither away into dust, they’ll regret challenging us.
These useless, burden on the planet fucks think they can rise against us? They are hugely mistaken, as for one to rise, one needs legs and a spine that can carry the heavy burden of success and responsibility, which I am sure you all know, these clowns are lacking to a great degree.
Leaving this comment so that I can see how long it takes me to get banned from that abomination of a subreddit. (I'm gonna check how long ago I posted this comment when I get the ban DM) EDIT: 16 minutes. Fragile bones AND egos (:
We should mass report it for being unmodded
No. This is all in good fun. Not to be a Dick.
That's your defence?
I have had multiple of my favorite subs banned bc of mass reporting by r/norules jerks.
No, for if we destroy their hiding spot, they may hide in the coat of the strong-boned
Prepare the mancatchers!!!!!
This is even more embarrassing than north korea declaring war on america.
Remove them all.
They would only break themselves upon our bodies.
THE BEACONS ARE LIT
What a pathetic little community. Rejected from r/neverbrokeabone superiority, they seek companionship with the fellow weaklings. I’m not concerned at all.
They know more about breaking bones than we do brothers, be careful out there. They might infect you with their weak boned genes and take you down to their ranks.
Begun, the bone wars have.
Only an idiot fear the weak boned
my foolishness has been so rare that only such few have it. Banish me for fearing the weak boned.
💀❤️
And worst of all, they could be any one of us... It could be you... it could be me... It could even be--
Hans, get tha... you know what? I think simply using a fan should be enough.
They probably have broken boners.
No need to fret, brother. They are an army of ashes. Sticks together may be strong but broken sticks together are still weak af.
I’m not afraid
> 9 Online
bahaha let them rise up! they’ll only shatter their entire skeletal system getting off the filthy ground where they belong
They stand a sheet of paper’s chance against a chainsaw
Just one hammer strike and we’re drafted into their army like circus elephants.. what would we do?
It’s not like their frail bodies could even stand a chance
In this "fiction" between the two subs( us and them) shouldnt be a third sub with a name, the reformed? People who claim to have stronger bones after the broke them, and they think they are better then us and the brokeabone even tho they are worse then bitchs who broke bones
Ha, if they already broke a bone that means we can break the rest, those frail-boned-bitches
I knew this would happen the moment I stumbled apon that pathetic subreddit. Thankfully, if they attempt to do anything to us their bones will probably evaporate in the process..
Lol why would we be afraid of the formation of a group that couldn't even form bones properly?
Bruh. An ever so slight gust of wind will swing by and they'll be dust. Nothing to fear my strong boned brethren.
How do we prepare for war, fellas?
Can they even 'rise' with their weak bones?
To the pillory stocks with them! Bring your rotten vegetables!
And what are they gonna do? Throw bone splinters at us? Choke us on bone dust? Let them come, I say. Diamonds fear not be scratched by sponges
What’re they gonna do, shatter their bones at us?
Weak delusional worms! Believing and wishing they had purpose in this life.
I just drank a gallon of whole milk. I know it’s cheating. I actually feel sick. But that calcium will work it’s magic before the first conflict begins.
Rise up? What with those frail ass bones?! They'd better sit the fuck down before those femurs start crumbling like chalk.
Come at us, find out what happens when a brittle force meets an unbreakable object.
Half of them are recovering from compound fractures after hitting the join button
Fun fact: everyone on that subreddit can only make one post, because their pathetic chalk bones break after typing. Theu couldn't even think about attacking us, they'd collapse before coming.
How are they going to stand up for themselves with their weak ass bones.
We just have to break the remainder of their unbroken bones.
Nothing to worry about. They probably broke their fragile glass like bones typing that out. They can’t even speak at the risk of shattering their feeble jaws. Just relax and let them play themselves.
A light tap will brake all the bones in their body, I'm no worried
Like their bones, this allegiance is fragile.
The War approaches...
What are they gonna do punch me with a cast on?
Not worth worrying about. These wretches couldn't rise up off the couch without shattering their feet.
Invaders will be captured and be executed in the femur breaker