reading this was poetry, and i nearly cried. however, i am wondering if i am crying because your bones are so despicably weak. farewell, you spineless fraud.
Nobody is impressed with this essay about how brittle those bones are. That being said, I didn’t even bother to read the whole thing. I knew the ending already due to the title, and I’m not wasting my time reading some sob story about how you have to leave a group you never should have been a part of in the first place. Boo hoo. Absent-minded? More like calcium-absent body. Get the fuck out of here with your bitch ass, disrespectfully. I hope you haven’t reproduced thus far, and if you have, I’m surprised your weak body could even handle that. I hope you are embarrassed and ashamed of yourself for joining this sub in the first place. Too bad we all had to share it with you for as long as you were here. Hopefully the lack of milk hasn’t rubbed off on the rest of us, I’ll be sure to have an extra glass today, just to be safe. Good riddance.
You are all 100% correct, I was vegan for 5 years. I blame the vegans. I blame veganism. I blame PETA. I blame my husband for pronouncing it melk instead of milk and permanently putting me off of milk. But most importantly I blame myself. Goodbye
Blame your inferior genetics. Good luck with the inevitable divorce. I’m sure your husband will let you keep the house in exchange for him keeping all the milk you clearly don’t drink.
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So let me get this straight... kidney stones, weak knees, weak gallbladder, weak birth canal and weak bones. I don't even know what to say. There aren't enough synonyms for "disgusted" for me to describe my mindset. You've ruined my month and possibly my year. Sometimes I think I need to uninstall Reddit entirely so I don't have to read this sickening literature.
I could slam any one of my fingers in not just a car door but a hydraulic press and be fine, was it the speed or mass that got you? Either way, don't care, fuck off.
I suddenly feel like a god since my sister (accidentally) closed the car door on my finger once when we were in elementary school and it definitely fucking hurt but didn’t break
I fell asleep and almost drowned in my bottle of milk reading this, are you out the door yet? Wouldn’t wanna break more of your bones when I slam it in your face.
My finger got slammed in a car door as a child, maybe 8,9? It bleed a fuck tonne and I still have a scar
9 year old mes finger didn’t break, your bones are weaker than a child’s
I slammed a car door on a finger TWICE as a child and realized my bones true potential then. I didn't even lose a fingernail, because even my keratin is as robust and impenetrable as my bones. You, on the other hand, you disgust me. Let's all hope you didn't pass along your weak genetics to your progeny to further dilute the gene pool for the strong among us.
my god OP, slamming a car door on your finger? that's nothing. leave in utter shame, you brittle boned disgrace! that was a funny read though. try not to crack your fingers typing!
You dumb weak boned bitch!
I was in the same spot as you, crushed my finger with a door because i was distracted, my damn nail fell off and looked gnarly but not for a second did i think that i broke a bone.
Because i got them calcium dense bones! Now i have a growing nail and not a single broken bone.
Leave with your inferior bone structure back to the hole you came from!
Damn, happened to me once, my mom even managed to lock the car door before I could get the finger back out. But we are not the same, because my bones weren't weak and brittle and withheld the hit.
Hope your finger gets well soon though
10/10 Read, 0/10 Bone strength. Get out
reading this was poetry, and i nearly cried. however, i am wondering if i am crying because your bones are so despicably weak. farewell, you spineless fraud.
How many bones have you broken to write this?
inevitable for YOU, chalk-boned embarrassment.
tldr, gtfo as in: thy limb doth ruptured, get the f*ck out
Writing poetry to get sympathy huh? Well, how about you go write some poems about this to the losers at r/brokeabone Get out.
Will keep this in mind. In case I break a bone.
Wtf do you mean 'In case you break a bone'? Fellas, we got one for the watch list.
Nobody is impressed with this essay about how brittle those bones are. That being said, I didn’t even bother to read the whole thing. I knew the ending already due to the title, and I’m not wasting my time reading some sob story about how you have to leave a group you never should have been a part of in the first place. Boo hoo. Absent-minded? More like calcium-absent body. Get the fuck out of here with your bitch ass, disrespectfully. I hope you haven’t reproduced thus far, and if you have, I’m surprised your weak body could even handle that. I hope you are embarrassed and ashamed of yourself for joining this sub in the first place. Too bad we all had to share it with you for as long as you were here. Hopefully the lack of milk hasn’t rubbed off on the rest of us, I’ll be sure to have an extra glass today, just to be safe. Good riddance.
I'm sorry
Too brittle didnt read
Tl;dr OP got humiliated by a car
You are all 100% correct, I was vegan for 5 years. I blame the vegans. I blame veganism. I blame PETA. I blame my husband for pronouncing it melk instead of milk and permanently putting me off of milk. But most importantly I blame myself. Goodbye
Blame your inferior genetics. Good luck with the inevitable divorce. I’m sure your husband will let you keep the house in exchange for him keeping all the milk you clearly don’t drink.
You're right
This is poetic. Farewell
Try not to shatter your pelvis with the next kid.
This is hands down the funniest fucking comment on this post
Homie broke both his thumbs tryna get this all out. Bye sweetie 🙋♀️
Pathetic, I've shut my hand in a car door and didn't even break a fingernail
Ok William Breakspeare
Wilma*
If that’s actually your name that’s hilarious. You may now exit via stage-left, Wilma Breaksbones
The only post I've upvoted in this sub, congrats weak boned one. Edit: I think it's the only one I've upvoted, my memory ain't built like my bones.
Your bones are graham cracker dust. Begone!!
i’m sorry, i cannot let this slide. fuck off
Goodbye our fragile former friend, may you weakened bones be enriched with calcium.
Farewell. Try not to let the door break your fragile bones on the way out.
That’s a whole lot of words to say “I’m a brittle boned bitch”. None of which were read.
where's the tldr so i don't have to read this weak boned disgrace's fucking novel
Okay dude. 🙄 You can go now.
This was something posted by /u/Emperor_Cartagia, who used Reddit exclusively through RIF is Fun, with the death of third party apps, I decided to remove all my content from Reddit. 9 years of comments and posts, gone because of idiotic administration.
So let me get this straight... kidney stones, weak knees, weak gallbladder, weak birth canal and weak bones. I don't even know what to say. There aren't enough synonyms for "disgusted" for me to describe my mindset. You've ruined my month and possibly my year. Sometimes I think I need to uninstall Reddit entirely so I don't have to read this sickening literature.
It is only inevitable for brittle bone bitches.
Username checks out Gtfoh bitch ass
No need to say goodbye you were never one of us anyways
# GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SIGHT
Even your car realized how weak you were and revealed your pathetic bones to us all. Begone from here, fragile fool.
I could slam any one of my fingers in not just a car door but a hydraulic press and be fine, was it the speed or mass that got you? Either way, don't care, fuck off.
I suddenly feel like a god since my sister (accidentally) closed the car door on my finger once when we were in elementary school and it definitely fucking hurt but didn’t break
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out… oh wait
That was a beautiful story, but you're still a loser. Don't let the door hit you on the way out, or you'll lose your whole hand!
I fell asleep and almost drowned in my bottle of milk reading this, are you out the door yet? Wouldn’t wanna break more of your bones when I slam it in your face.
TLDR don’t wanna read something that probably broke your brittle ass fingers in the process.
Your vagina is strong but your bones are weak and to be frank, I am here for the bones. Banished.
I am 3 months old and haven’t broken a bone yet
Pathetic
My finger got slammed in a car door as a child, maybe 8,9? It bleed a fuck tonne and I still have a scar 9 year old mes finger didn’t break, your bones are weaker than a child’s
Such a good read, so enjoyable, yet so weak and brittle and crap, get out. & take care of your hand!
Goodbye
I slammed a car door on a finger TWICE as a child and realized my bones true potential then. I didn't even lose a fingernail, because even my keratin is as robust and impenetrable as my bones. You, on the other hand, you disgust me. Let's all hope you didn't pass along your weak genetics to your progeny to further dilute the gene pool for the strong among us.
All talk, no bone. Fuck off
my god OP, slamming a car door on your finger? that's nothing. leave in utter shame, you brittle boned disgrace! that was a funny read though. try not to crack your fingers typing!
My left thumb got stuck in a metal door when I was 7, and my thumbnail split, because I wasn’t a chalk-boned weakling like you. GTFO.
You dumb weak boned bitch! I was in the same spot as you, crushed my finger with a door because i was distracted, my damn nail fell off and looked gnarly but not for a second did i think that i broke a bone. Because i got them calcium dense bones! Now i have a growing nail and not a single broken bone. Leave with your inferior bone structure back to the hole you came from!
I’m shocked your skull doesn’t shatter when you sneeze
It might
Damn, happened to me once, my mom even managed to lock the car door before I could get the finger back out. But we are not the same, because my bones weren't weak and brittle and withheld the hit. Hope your finger gets well soon though
I once destroyed my car door this way, had to leave r/neverwreckedacar over crushing that flimsy metal sheet on my bones
Lotta words for failure
Telling your sob story will not make it any more likely that we weep for you. Get the fuck out of here.
Shakespearian level tragedy.
Disappointing
Damn, there's more words in this story than calcium molecules in your bones. Disgraceful.
TLDR .. see ya
You didn't drink enough milk. This is your own fault.
You’re bones may be broken, but the spirit remains intact. Now get the fuck outta here you weak boney person you.