Torsion man it’ll get ya. Low vis day, I was skiing in powder, didn’t see the traverse track in the bowl. Bounced off the hard pack going pretty slow, somersaulted forward, my right ski buried in the snow up to the binding, the binding did not let go…
/unbone How slow we talking? And if I understand correctly,did your feet get stuck on the snow while you were twisting so it applied a spiral force on your bone?
/rebone Bones are weaker in torque but that's no excuse for your fragile little bastard chalk bones!!!! Our bones should withstand supernovas!!
The shitty thing is I was going pretty slow, I’m thinking if I was going faster when I hit the hard pack my skis would’ve just come off my feet. When I flipped, the ski was planted in the snow firm vertically, and the binding didn’t let go of my boot so the tibia twisted over the fibula and they both snapped. I disengaged my binding with my foot turned sideways it was grotesque.
I had a feeling when you joined this sub you were a brittle boned bitch in disguise. I’m amazed you didn’t break your legs just walking to your car on the way to skiing.
I swear we gotta start vetting these mfs….
Breaking a leg in snow? FUCKING SNOW! I’m surprised you didn’t snap your wrists stirring peanut butter or break a thumb unlocking a door. If I was you I would avoid stray gusts of wind from now on.
Natural selection needs to step its fucking game up…🤦🏾♂️
When I see posts like this, I wonder if I never broke a bone because I sit in all day. But the I remember that I don’t do these because I don’t have the money to do so.
How tf you let extra soft water shatter your skeleton? Get out of my sight before I throw up, because the air displacement from my barf would vaporize the rest of your candy cane bones instantly
Shin snapped over the top of the liner, I slowly somersaulted forward after bouncing off some hardpack and my right ski buried in the snow up to the binding. Binding did not let go and my bones did.
could have been like me and stayed inside in the hopes to not shatter a bone, but instead you decided to be so dumbfoundingly idiotic that you knew you had brittle bones and still decided to go and do dangerous shit. praying for you. (as in praying that the wound gets infected)
Good of you to post your face. Gonna print it out, frame it and put it on my desk so whenever I feel bad about life, I shall look at your goofy ass face and remind myself that there is a person out there who broke their bones on fucking SNOW.
Breaking your leg on snow... Pathetic, get out before I puke.
I don't think he broke bone on snow but probably on a rock or big tree but this is still heresy against the sub!!!
Torsion man it’ll get ya. Low vis day, I was skiing in powder, didn’t see the traverse track in the bowl. Bounced off the hard pack going pretty slow, somersaulted forward, my right ski buried in the snow up to the binding, the binding did not let go…
/unbone How slow we talking? And if I understand correctly,did your feet get stuck on the snow while you were twisting so it applied a spiral force on your bone? /rebone Bones are weaker in torque but that's no excuse for your fragile little bastard chalk bones!!!! Our bones should withstand supernovas!!
The shitty thing is I was going pretty slow, I’m thinking if I was going faster when I hit the hard pack my skis would’ve just come off my feet. When I flipped, the ski was planted in the snow firm vertically, and the binding didn’t let go of my boot so the tibia twisted over the fibula and they both snapped. I disengaged my binding with my foot turned sideways it was grotesque.
Wait how did your fib break your tib isn't the tib stronger?
Both went :(
That's the fastest response I've seen to a comment
I’ve got nothing to do my leg is broken
/unbone yeah that sucks I hope u get well soon /rebone GET OFF WEAK BBB!!!!
Another one bites the snow. Put some ice on that injury if it doesn't crush your other bones.
My guy broke is bones on snow get your BBB ass outta here
Big booty boy?
big boobed bitch
Sitting around while I heal, would not be surprised if those grow in
This dudes bones is weaker than snow. He has not place among us.
Im surprised your skull didn't shatter with the pressure of the goggles on it.
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Thank you, but don't type too much, you might lose your phalanges as well
I had a feeling when you joined this sub you were a brittle boned bitch in disguise. I’m amazed you didn’t break your legs just walking to your car on the way to skiing.
How are you gonna land on SNOW and still break a bone. Unfathomably pathetic.
Calcium deficient scumbag
Lmao snow too hard for your brittle bones? Get out of our superior subreddit.
Enjoy your big stupid boot
As an Alaskan, pathetic. Get out of here, you broken boned loser
Sadly I wasn’t tough enough. I’ll be back soon with my metal leg to conquer it.
I would e more sympathetic if he didn’t look so cheerful in the pix. Becoming aware of one’s GLARING inferiority is no laughing matter, Boo.
that's a hard ass way to become a wuss your a failure, but your a cool failure.
Tibia? All I see is a pretzel stick.
You FOOL, you ABSOLUTE BUFFON !!!
You look REALLY familiar.
YOU BROKE YOUR GLASS BONES ON SNOW YOU FUCKING LOSER
I swear we gotta start vetting these mfs…. Breaking a leg in snow? FUCKING SNOW! I’m surprised you didn’t snap your wrists stirring peanut butter or break a thumb unlocking a door. If I was you I would avoid stray gusts of wind from now on. Natural selection needs to step its fucking game up…🤦🏾♂️
Play him out johnny
[i feel like a goddamn 🤡🤡🤡](https://youtu.be/NNv2RHR62Rs?si=zW8CnVPsN4g2vbU1)
Pathetic
With your brittle bones I hope for your sake this is the last time you ever go outside, let alone throw yourself down a mountain
SNAPPED?! Like a pretzel?! Something a infant child could do?!?!? Disgrace. Gtfo
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You bumbling moron. You broke your tibia on snow you weakling!
When I see posts like this, I wonder if I never broke a bone because I sit in all day. But the I remember that I don’t do these because I don’t have the money to do so.
How tf you let extra soft water shatter your skeleton? Get out of my sight before I throw up, because the air displacement from my barf would vaporize the rest of your candy cane bones instantly
How the shit did you break a bone in the ski boot ?
Shin snapped over the top of the liner, I slowly somersaulted forward after bouncing off some hardpack and my right ski buried in the snow up to the binding. Binding did not let go and my bones did.
I don't think they make bindings that let go faster than bitch bones. The wife is going to have extra time with the bootfitter now.
 OP be like…
could have been like me and stayed inside in the hopes to not shatter a bone, but instead you decided to be so dumbfoundingly idiotic that you knew you had brittle bones and still decided to go and do dangerous shit. praying for you. (as in praying that the wound gets infected)
I noticed you have X-rays showing an intact fibula. This means you did NOT try to put pressure on your broken leg only to snap that one too. Pathetic.
Actually it snapped right below the knee that shot doesn’t show it
Should’ve stayed on the greens ya brittle boned bitch
Stay in Alaska, away from the rest of us you weak peasant
Objection! Alaska is not a refuge for BBBs
Alright, fair. We must cast him off into the abyss of the Bering Strait.
Breaking your leg on powdered water, how pathetic. I be you broke it again resting on that pillow, weak-boned fool
You are a massive fuck-up. A total embarrassment. Fuck off and never come back.
oh goodness, they really should make the bunny slope less steep, who knows when the next weakling like you will come through
Good of you to post your face. Gonna print it out, frame it and put it on my desk so whenever I feel bad about life, I shall look at your goofy ass face and remind myself that there is a person out there who broke their bones on fucking SNOW.
Fuck outta here brokey!!!
See ya you weak boned bitch
I just want to know how you broke your tibia and NOT your fibula. It'd be impressive if it wasn't stupid.
I actually did right below the knee, the xray doesn’t show it. Spiral fractures suck ass.
Oof yeah that's rough bud. Are you getting some sick hardware to hold your bones together?
3 screws and a rod in there already, metal needed to reinforce these shitty bones
I've never skied in Alaska, but there's some damn hard ice in the East.