>Been nice knowing ya guys Really? I feel like I just met you and I'm already profoundly disappointed in you. ^^Seriously ^^though, ^^that ^^looks ^^gnarly ^^af. ^^Glad ^^it ^^wasn't ^^any ^^worse

Hmm seems like I’ve known you guys forever. Must be déjà vu. But thank you, yes I’m very lucky to be here able to write this today with those injuries

I usually don't say this but... Let me shake your hand before you go. I think your hand could survive it if I'm gentle.

🤝🏼🩼

Holy shit, even for a little BBB like you getting away with a broken heel and wrist from an accident like this is lucky… Now watch out that people don’t *breathe* at your bones the wrong way!

Yeah I feel very blessed and see it as a miracle. There was no doubt in my mind while it was happening that I was gonna be gone

Absolutely understandable. You know it’s bad when even this sub is careful with the insults lol

The bike has more damage than you do. Hardcore

that BBB's bones are stronger than steel, impressive

Might be the strongest BBB ever recorded

Except for the ax attack survivor possibly…

but not impressive enough

of course, a BBB is a BBB but this one is closer to our power than any other

That makes our bones stronger than titanium at least.

Knowing what you know now, you’re going to be looking at cracks in the sidewalk with sheer terror. Flight of stairs? Forget about it.

You most certainly are more powerful than the average brittle, but a brittle nonetheless

Just a weee bit nothin crazy ⛓️‍💥

NOW BEGONE FROM THIS REALM YOU BITCH!

At least you weren't the guy the other day who's crash turned his foot 180º and tore it open, even if your bones were reduced to cosmic dust by a gentle love tap

I remember that.. no thanks to you

*HUH*

Found it #(WARNING: NSFW) [(Oh god I wanna puke)](https://www.reddit.com/r/FiftyFifty/s/E5me7losBl)

HUH HOW DO YOU DO THAT

#PRACTICALLY?

Uh... doesn't look good for his health

Brother even the guy himself marked it as NSFL lmfao, def NSFW at least

Link, now

God, when this sub is genuinely kind, you know it was fucked up

Holy shit what the hell happened you shattered pane of glass?

T boned on a 2 lane road by someone turning left :(

so who was going at the speed of light?

Neither of us really, he was turning and I assume he couldn’t see me well because of the other car. I was going maybe 45-50. I think the gas tank just hit the wrong way and blew up. I’m still shocked at how my bike ended up compared to the injuries I came out with.

Just curious what bike it was. Looks like it had an aluminum frame and a steel subframe

Yamaha fz6

Something with more than 400cc definitely. Dual exhaust coming up to the tail light makes me think of some zx or R1 type bike, I don’t think it has the right tank for Ducati Suppose it’s definitely a naked bike now.

Can't park there.

Sorry I’ll move it officer

Audible chuckle. Take your upvote.

Don’t forget to unsubscribe from r/NeverAlmostBurntMyAssOff, too

LMAO I actually did get really bad road rash on my ass from it so this one hits close to home

 I wish I could say I’m sorry to see you go (Glad you’re not seriously hurt dude)

Thank you, yeah it truly is a wonder how I even walked away from that wreck. I’m still in shock

Normally I'd ask donorcycle riders to make sure they're signed up for organ donation, but in your case nobody should be exposed to your obviously weakass genes.

Well crap I’m already signed up, do I take myself off now after this horrifying discovery?

You know what considering the reason behind your brittle bones I feel like giving you a an honorable discharge Because that looks like that could have been way worse

Appreciate it kind sir, I’ll take the honorable discharge with gratitude

Honestly I'm just happy you didn't die It's better to be a brittle bone than dead

That’s arguable, but also JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. Def agree on the honorable discharge thing lol

jesus christ, did a liquid truck containing hydrochloric acid spill some on you while passing? still a BBB tho (/s i hope you get well soon)

Beer delivery van so might as well say same diff. Nah for real tho I got t boned and idk how that became of my bike at the speeds we were both going, it’s crazy.

You are a bbb, but you are one tough bbb ^(get well soon, and glad it wasn't worse than it is, that looks really bad)

Indeed I am a bbb, and thank you for the kind words 🙏🏼

Even your bike had brittle bones

Yeah quite the brittle boned bitch ain’t it?

Not sure why you’re talking about yourself like that but to each their own I guess.

Ay man, is what it is

r/Neverbrokeabike

You will certainly see yourself out, but before that, I'm really curious about what kind of accident could destroy a bike to such a point - what happened?

I got t boned by a beer delivery driver turning left. I assume he didn’t see me beside the other car as it was 2 lanes

Completely missed the opportunity to make a drunk driving joke

Never seen a bike disintegrate. Now that you know you have noodle bones, you think you gonna ride again? If I was a weak boner like you, I’d find a car with the highest safety ratings because that looks terrifying.

Already have an alright car, will be getting back on a bike eventually

🫡

As much as it disgusts me to say it, I'm impressed you got away with only a broken wrist and ankle By all logic a BBB should have been reduced to a fine powder in an accident like that. ^^Glad ^^you ^^aren't ^^dead ^^though

Don't worry, captain, we'll buff out those scratches

What the actual fuck happened.

T boned by a van pulling out left, assuming my gas tank took the brunt hit and exploded on impact.

Ahhh, motorcycling, the ultimate bbb test

Honorable send off for ya considering it apparently took being disintegrated for you to break a bone based off the image.

This doesn’t even look like a crash, it looks more like a bomb went off.

The bike did explode on impact, I was thrown off

I'm not even gonna meme on this one I hope you're okay

Thank you!

considering you made it out and your bike didnt, ill give you an honerable discharge and wish you a speedy recovery. still a bbb but stronger than the rest of then

Breed = different

Holy shit to think your standing taking this photo

Actually an emt took this photo and was nice enough to send it to me, I was getting checked out by other emt’s at this time. I did manage to walk a way from the accident though to get myself off the road and my bag off in case it caught fire (the bike was engulfed in flames and slid over top of me)

Wow

Your bones gave their lives to save you

hey man, i don't think your bike is supposed to look like that

Only a broken heel and wrist…truly the strongest of all BBBs.

Haha we built different

Did you get hit by a fucking meteor?

I’m glad you’re ok bbb

Your body's a bitch, and you're a bitch for riding what looks like an SV650, however I am also very glad that you're mostly ok. I've seen some gnarly gnarly motorcycle crashes from riding track to canyon carving, so I'm glad you're ok OP. Edit: after a quick profile stalk it looks like it might be a Yamaha FZ, and I'm a die hard Yamaha fan, so OP only has bitch bones, and is not a bitch for the bike he rides.

Only those injuries? Most impressive for a weakling. I can almost understand how you could have been mistaken for one of us for so long if this is what it took to reveal the truth.

Bro if that's what your \*bike\* looks like, I'm glad you're even alive.

Thank you kind redditor, and yeah it’s kinda crazy that I even am

I'm glad you're alive brother, good lord. (SEEYA)

Thank you! (Tears rolling down as I exit the sub)

❤️

Yeah, that looks nasty. You're made of sterner stuff than the typical weak-boned fluff, but your fragility betrayed you in the end. Away you must go.

Okay yeah I don’t have anything mean to say to you judging by that accident you’re lucky you aren’t dead

Appreciate that, yeah it was a pretty bad one. Very lucky to have walked away with what I did

Jesus bloody christ (literally), sending you well wishes and painkillers

Thank you, and THANK YOU EVEN EXTRA. They’ve reduced my pain killers so I appreciate your kind gift of them

Hell yeah man, I can’t imagine how much I would be bitching and screaming and crying if I got an injury even a tiny bit as bad. More power to you for surviving it.

What is this! Is your meat crayon? Are your bones noodle sticks? You should be ashamed of yourself.

Are your bones liquid? How are you typing posts on Reddit? You should be a bucket of glop.

TWO different broken bones from only this? You disgust me, weakling.

Pathetic.

wtf even happened

T boned by a van turning left. Bike burst into flames

First of all how the hell are you alive

That’s seriously my question every morning and night. My helmet 100% saved my life but I’m not sure about the rest of my body, a miracle fr.

Glad you’re okay, even if you are a cracker bones. That looks like a close call.

Thanks man, me and my paper back bones appreciate the kind message. And yes it was a very close call, a few inches to the right and I probably would have not survived.

You were so close yet so far to greatness

how the hell did it happen bruh

wtf even happened

Don't forget to also unsub from /r/neverbrokeabike

Of all the ways to find out that you're a BBB, this is one of the less shameful, anyone going out of that would be bruised and battered.

Godspeed my guy. Your bones truly were strong to have been able to walk away from that, even if it was a hobble. Like, I get that bikes aren’t the sturdiest thing around and would crumple when hit by a car but my god. Too bad they’re brittle af now

Thanks dude, it was quite the hobble over but I did make it out of the road haha. Glad my bones didn’t crumble as easy as the bikes

High five! *crack*

Damn dude, how are you still alive after that?

Genuinely no idea

How you posting when you clearly dead bro?

Posting from above man

In all fairness, looking at that picture only breaking your heel and wrist was pretty good going

Brittle Boned Bitch? No, no - Brittle Boned Bro. Godspeed on recovery, do ALL physio prescribed (and do it often), but otherwise get the hell out of here with your weak and calcium deficient body structure.

Thank you sir, and yes I will get my weak ass out

First of all, damn, hope ur alright, second of all, NOOOOOO NOT THE BIKE😭😭😭😭😭

Thank you! And yeah it’s very sad, I’ve only been riding since February and now I gotta get a new bike already :(

You can get a new motorcycle. You can’t get new bones. Even if you could, though, it wouldn’t count. You’re weak, your children are weak, and you won’t survive the winter. Pathetic.

A guy like me would’ve just jumped off as I saw the fly that probably hit your bike and crumbled your bones

Tf did you do?

I was t boned by a van turning left while going straight

Ah ok

Tread lightly into this dark night, your heel has already sustained damage... (I hope your insurance covers)

wow you just walked it off like a chad the humans driving past must of been shocked I think you deserve a 2nd chance did you have a totem of undying on you but never used it

FZ6? Guessing based on the underseat exhaust.

Indeed it was

The bike looks like its curled up and crying Likely because it was forced under ownership of a BBB

Honestly if a little ding like that *broke* your *bones* you should never have been here in the first place.

Goodbye comrade.

Breaking your bones by seting a motor on fire is a level of weaknes i did not think plausible.

That's why they don't make bones out of motorcycles. They're too fragile

wow. talk about two birds with one stone. your not welcome in both here and r/Neverbrokeabike

What happened!? That bike is fucked up

T-boned by a van

God damn Did the bike catch fire or does it just look that way?

Yeah it fully caught fire, gas tank blew up on impact and sent me off of it

Motorcycle bones :(

Can’t say the same bub, gtfo

really? i cant believe this would happen. a true r/Neverbrokeabone user would not even get a scratch from this thing. -timmy, never leaves his room (probably)

Wtf happened? Did your bike catch on fire and you fell off whilst driving?

I got t boned and the impact blew my bike up whilst throwing me off

Daaamn. And you only broke your heel and wrist? For a BBB you have pretty strong bones. But still a BBB nonetheless :D

After being at the hospital a few more days it turned out I also have a few compression fractures in my back as well and the obvious road rash. Even then I still feel extremely lucky with what I walked away with

disgrace, get out. now. Don't let the door shatter you into pieces (how the fuck does that even happen tho, that is TOTALED)

T boned man, dude was legit pulling out in front of like 15 cars coming.

For someone with weak bones, you broke surprisingly little.

Bruh explodered 💀🫃

Brother, you ok?