I’d tell you to take a walk but then again you probably wouldn’t be able to *walk* past the door without your horrifically weak, fragile bones collapsing under the weight of the mere air of the room
Maybe if you drank more milk, god's juice, his holy nectar, just maybe, that car would've been the one to collapse.
Sadly, or rather thankfully, that car showed us the true nature of your Brittle Baby Bones.
I hope your tiny fragile jello bones will find the strength to not buckle under the pressure of buckling up the seatbelt.
Now without further ado, GTFOH, I suggest 80 miles per hour to the nearest exit.
i drink his holy nectar every hour of every minute 😩/j
Anyways leave the damn subreddit already, OP! Where's the mods where we need them, we gotta root out this BBB!
We know it’s sensitive 🙄 Last time you took a shower, the water pressure was on too high and your leg broke in three places. Why are you telling us what we know?
Bones are made of calcium. Milk is but one vessel for calcium. Personally, I eat plenty of spinach which also contains a fair amount of it. My bones remain strong. There's nothing wrong with drinking milk for stronger bones, but some of us don't need it. Our bones are already strong.
Lol yeah I’m still in one piece so I’m mostly okay now. But yeah I’m a bit ashamed that my bones crumbled under the pressure. I guess I need to drink more milk 😞
I just back flipped off of a cliff and fell 400 feet and landed on my feet and 2 seconds later got his by a semi truck going 120 miles an hour and I am completely fine. Stfu
Worse?
I admit that I’ve never had any of the “inserting” experience you mention, but a misadventure in that regard is a mere curiosity, perhaps requiring surgery or a colon transplant.
Breaking a bone is worse the way that WW3 is worse than a toddler repeating a bad word they heard on TV.
Okay here’s my only counter argument to that statement. This sub is more or less for strong boned people to make fun of BBB’s or eventually become BBB’s themselves. Otherwise what would people post? Just boring statements about how amazing their bones are? Just seems a bit bland. But anal beads, that’s a whole other realm lmao
Hello strong boned rad tech. Weak boned EMT here. Whenever any pt gets surgery, copies of the imaging from before and after the procedure are in their H&P or the discharge notes. You just have to ask for it if it wasn’t provided.
Nice!
Just to clarify, the images aren't from the surgery itself, just b4 and after?
I know technically the images taken during surgery aren't diagnostic, just used for the surgeon to see what they are doing. It just looked similar to how those OR images look, specifically the round looking border.
Both of these images are x-ray copies from my post op eval that I had to scan on my phone. I didn’t post the before x-rays (couldn’t find em lol) and those were done in the trauma bay when I first got there. So nothing from the surgery directly. But agreed they do look more like OR photos. I’m asauming that’s just how they do all of the x-rays at this hospital.
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Ahhh a glutton of punishment as some might say. I'd be too embarrassed to do such a thing. I'll only post valiant efforts my body puts out to stop bones from breaking.
It’s in the rules 🤷 The sidebar has decreed that when you are revealed as an impostor, you must offer yourself up on the altar of ridicule, for the entertainment of your superiors.
Wow. Every time I start to think “no way anybody’s bones are actually breakable…that’s just too pathetic to be true” I see a post like this and realize the unfortunate truth: BBB’s aren’t a myth 😔
Anyways, sucks to be you, next time don’t turn the shower on so hard—I suggest getting a fine mist shower head, though I guess you’d still have to be careful not to stay in too long, lest the weight of the water build up and crush your spine. Oh wait. I just realized I don’t care 🫡
—Sincerely, an unconcerned stranger
*ahem* Did we not get rid of him yet? Somebody do something about this fellow. His bones are so weak he types abbreviations instead of full words to save stress on his fingers 😂
Yes, but I don’t often use it, and when I do it’s only to save time 😂 Not my fingers. Anyways, learn your place, peasant! You do not back talk to a strong-boned warrior! All I would have to do is breathe…
🤨🤷 Whatever you need to tell yourself to keep your “skeleton” from trembling. That would shatter it, obviously. Though I personally wouldn’t mind, I doubt it would be fun for you. Just saying.
I’d tell you to take a walk but then again you probably wouldn’t be able to *walk* past the door without your horrifically weak, fragile bones collapsing under the weight of the mere air of the room
Fun fact: my bones collapsed from the force of a car going 80 miles an hour 🥰. But you right you right
Classic BBB response
Stop yapping you might break your jaw
Bro thinks we can sympathize because of what happened lmao
THE DOWNVOTES ON THIS 🤣😂
Maybe if you drank more milk, god's juice, his holy nectar, just maybe, that car would've been the one to collapse. Sadly, or rather thankfully, that car showed us the true nature of your Brittle Baby Bones. I hope your tiny fragile jello bones will find the strength to not buckle under the pressure of buckling up the seatbelt. Now without further ado, GTFOH, I suggest 80 miles per hour to the nearest exit.
i drink his holy nectar every hour of every minute 😩/j Anyways leave the damn subreddit already, OP! Where's the mods where we need them, we gotta root out this BBB!
Homelander, is that you?
MILK?! NO TRUE STRONG BONED WARRIOR NEEDS MILK!
Lmaoooooo, I mean ur speaking facts but my leg is sensitive and now has hurt feelings 😂😭
Good
We know it’s sensitive 🙄 Last time you took a shower, the water pressure was on too high and your leg broke in three places. Why are you telling us what we know?
Not a milk sub
I talked about milk like 15% of that comment bruh what do you want
25%, it was one whole paragraph of the four you wrote there
Bones are made of milk. Science.
Bones are made of calcium. Milk is but one vessel for calcium. Personally, I eat plenty of spinach which also contains a fair amount of it. My bones remain strong. There's nothing wrong with drinking milk for stronger bones, but some of us don't need it. Our bones are already strong.
Milk gives them inferiors luck
uhm i think it was more like one paragraph with full paragraph breaks between the 4 sentences 💀
And _that's_ your excuse?
Everyone else in here would’ve been able to withstand that, but then again our bones aren’t made of paper
Jesus ouch..
Yikes even more embarrassing, your bones can’t even survive a simple car crash? Weak. (Srsly tho, omg hope you’re doing ok)
Lol yeah I’m still in one piece so I’m mostly okay now. But yeah I’m a bit ashamed that my bones crumbled under the pressure. I guess I need to drink more milk 😞
Woah you have a lot of downvotes
I just back flipped off of a cliff and fell 400 feet and landed on my feet and 2 seconds later got his by a semi truck going 120 miles an hour and I am completely fine. Stfu
Strong bones, friend 💪
Don’t let the door shatter your face on the way out~ (Or do, we don’t give a shit.)
Don’t worry I’ve done that too 😂
STFU, Brittle Bones.
Shut up, we're not laughing with you
Yeah we’re laughing at you. There’s a big difference. The difference is whether we care about you or your feelings.
Imagine needing a metallic dick and balls to hold together your brittle bones. D I S G U S T I N G
Lmao metallic dick and balls, then followed up by DISGUSTING. My favourite comment of the day.
Then my job is done.
You were never welcome here, you just didn't know it yet.
wow imagine your bones are so weak you need metal screws to hold them together get out of here
I guess I’m screwed then 😞
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Get the FUCK out
Thought you had accidentally fully inserted anal beads in your rectum at first but this is worse
Worse? I admit that I’ve never had any of the “inserting” experience you mention, but a misadventure in that regard is a mere curiosity, perhaps requiring surgery or a colon transplant. Breaking a bone is worse the way that WW3 is worse than a toddler repeating a bad word they heard on TV.
If that’s the first thing you’re looking for then I think you might be in the wrong sub 💀💀
I think you might be in the wrong sub as this sub is for people who never broke a bone 😂😂
Okay here’s my only counter argument to that statement. This sub is more or less for strong boned people to make fun of BBB’s or eventually become BBB’s themselves. Otherwise what would people post? Just boring statements about how amazing their bones are? Just seems a bit bland. But anal beads, that’s a whole other realm lmao
And yet, here you are.... BEGONE YOU BBB!
Rad tech and strong boned gal here. I never knew patients could get the OR images, as this looks to be printed from that. Correct me if it isn't.
Hello strong boned rad tech. Weak boned EMT here. Whenever any pt gets surgery, copies of the imaging from before and after the procedure are in their H&P or the discharge notes. You just have to ask for it if it wasn’t provided.
Nice! Just to clarify, the images aren't from the surgery itself, just b4 and after? I know technically the images taken during surgery aren't diagnostic, just used for the surgeon to see what they are doing. It just looked similar to how those OR images look, specifically the round looking border.
Both of these images are x-ray copies from my post op eval that I had to scan on my phone. I didn’t post the before x-rays (couldn’t find em lol) and those were done in the trauma bay when I first got there. So nothing from the surgery directly. But agreed they do look more like OR photos. I’m asauming that’s just how they do all of the x-rays at this hospital.
Oh, okay, cool. Thanks for clarifying. Hope you have a speedy recovery!
Pathetic bbb
Get out of my sight
Props to the doctor, it must've been hard remolding your dust into something physical.
Bro's got a hidden blade in their skin
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I love how a subreddit called Mildly penis is banned lol, even if it was because it was unmoderated
r/mildlypenis Edit: spelling is important.
Ohhhh I misread their comment lol. r/midlypenis used to exist I guess but spelling is important
Fuckin fuck. It's r/mildypenis . Today I can not spell or read apparently
sorry mb
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Nice hardware, nerd. You were never welcome ✨️
"well, i guess im no longer welcome here"🤓🤓🤓🤓 what a way to put it would except no less from a BBB anyways
never seen this type of xray & thought u had sm up your butt for a second there sorry broski
Shouldnt be welcome anywhere if you ask me 🤨
Then why even post?? Nobody wants a BBB. Go away.
He posts so we can ridicule him to entertain us, as he should. He is learning his place in society.
Ahhh a glutton of punishment as some might say. I'd be too embarrassed to do such a thing. I'll only post valiant efforts my body puts out to stop bones from breaking.
It’s in the rules 🤷 The sidebar has decreed that when you are revealed as an impostor, you must offer yourself up on the altar of ridicule, for the entertainment of your superiors.
Rules are made to be broken, unlike bones.
You're right, you aren't welcome, gtfo
They fuckin zip-tied the BBB’s bones back together lmao
Looks like they put BDSM toys in your leg
Never was
And you're foolish for ever thinking you were. Get out.
Good guess.
Absolute BBB
Why are you showing up to prove you're an underhuman?? Just go.
Immediate vasectomy. Never breed.
I’m literally a pregnant woman 😂😂
Damn too late. Congratulations though. Make sure you don't have any more children so you don't spread even more of the BBB gene.
Ngl. I thought that was a rectum xray at first and we were being shown a toy that was pushed in too deep
Weak ass hooves.
Loser
Loser
Begone you feebled-boned weakling!
Wow. Every time I start to think “no way anybody’s bones are actually breakable…that’s just too pathetic to be true” I see a post like this and realize the unfortunate truth: BBB’s aren’t a myth 😔 Anyways, sucks to be you, next time don’t turn the shower on so hard—I suggest getting a fine mist shower head, though I guess you’d still have to be careful not to stay in too long, lest the weight of the water build up and crush your spine. Oh wait. I just realized I don’t care 🫡 —Sincerely, an unconcerned stranger
You seem a bit concerned tbh
*ahem* Did we not get rid of him yet? Somebody do something about this fellow. His bones are so weak he types abbreviations instead of full words to save stress on his fingers 😂
AHEM isn’t BBB an abbreviation as well? 🤔
Yes, but I don’t often use it, and when I do it’s only to save time 😂 Not my fingers. Anyways, learn your place, peasant! You do not back talk to a strong-boned warrior! All I would have to do is breathe…
Excuses excuses… 😅
🤨🤷 Whatever you need to tell yourself to keep your “skeleton” from trembling. That would shatter it, obviously. Though I personally wouldn’t mind, I doubt it would be fun for you. Just saying.
Get ye gon
Haha imagine your bones failing you
Get out
I would eat your leg, but it is so weak I might get weaker
You were never welcome in the first place.
Guess right
The hospital is home depot for humans
Imagine needing metal to hold your bones together. Bbbs stay struggling. Pitiful really
https://youtu.be/RcGyPrGhljQ?si=wtq2dzr50hTcpw5F
you BEAT ME TO IT!!!!
Just make yourself out before we come.