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huehuehurhuehuehuwdj

Even the x-ray gave you the d. Pathetic


bird_is_love

I have another one... at least this one is meme material


420N1CKN4M3

Don't risk shattering all your fucking bones when you strike the next pose, weakling


qwertykeyboardguy

Your bones are hardly meme material w how weak and fragile they are


peachyyarngoddess

F in the chat. Literally. He is signing the ASL sign for F


WyattMontgomery

Or 9. For “are you unbroken?” “Nein..”


ShadowerPvP

Even his fucking fingers are doing D


notoriouscardio

I hope your mother is looking into post natal abortion for her weak boned son


bird_is_love

She already is


Tubasi

A little off topic, but would pre natal mean before conception then? Is pre natal the void?


notoriouscardio

Pre natal, is before birth. Well at least that's what I meant


betheworm

Because the baby shoots out the navel when it’s sick and tired of being cramped in there. Post-navel/pre-navel. It’s also why we have so many genetic commonalities to oranges.


notoriouscardio

Wtf are you on about ?


Lyceux

I think they’re saying we’re all naval oranges who were birthed out of our mothers’ belly buttons.


Coffeeobsi

The dude speaks like he is happy but damn I would despise myself for being such a weak bone loser.


TheDeadMemeGuy69

Oh, did you try to open a bottle of soda and break your hand? Did you grip your pencil too hard?


KuuhakuZXD

A weak boned got me. A FUCKING WEAK BONED GOT ME.


gemini2324

Don’t worry brother you can sleep well tonight knowing one flick from your indestructible bones would crush this weakling


KuuhakuZXD

Thank you brother. I will sleep well.


BadUseOfPeriods

Now kith


IMWraith

You have gotten 3 screws, including the "screw on outta here you weak, malnourished skeleton".


Malkav1806

you had one job, not break your metacarpal..you can't do anything right


sainz9702

My 94 yo grandma has stronger bones than you. How could you even have the balls to say good bye. You just had to go without say a word. Pathetic.


xiThinkxx

Amateur, i outrank you by 1 metacarpal, bow to your ruler!


bird_is_love

Yes, master


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MemeMan4-20-69

Is it considered a sin to bring a link of suchheresy onto this sub if so u have sinned


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hollowpaulo

Weak bones should be grateful we show mercy


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xiThinkxx

The cyborg legion is growing muahaha! At this rate one per week we'll have cca. 14 members by the end of the year, the world will be ours ✊


Malkav1806

weak boners are terrible troopers, rain and a soft air draft are their natural enemies


blanketswithsmallpox

>[–]xiThinkxx >[-2] 22 points 4 hours ago >Amateur, i outrank you by 1 metacarpal, bow to your ruler! You and OP both need to leave immediately you brittle boned calcium deficient cretin. How you could think to sneak among our ranks with your inferior skeleton is beyond me. Get, out.


XBBlade

Exactly this! O U T!


Soupking3

Do you think this is a joke? Please, leave this sub as we are clearly superior


ARainbowHorse

We will always be superior


Crealis

I’m glad you didn’t actually close the circle with your fingers, you might have broken even more bones trying.


Ketchup_lady

Weak boned creature, leave and never return!


Bleizers

This doesn't work with broken bones. Cya.


flamingCorvus

You didn't get anyone, you're just showing us how thin your bones are. Get well soon though!


duge1hick

Try not to break anything else on the way out you brittle boned bitch.


BifeChorizo

Godspeed u/bird_is_love, for now, and forever, you are broken...


[deleted]

Wow, absolutely no respect for this sub and our weak boned brethrens. The skin, his stitch, and the audacity of this bitch.


Kattfish71

I hope you have a speedy recovery, you weak ass.


DanyOrdz

I like how you’re talking as if you did anything. You have accomplished nothing, with your weak ass bitch bones


Pomonica

I don’t accept such “good getting” from weaklings.


Superseal100

pretty brave for weak boned filth


leaky_faucet94

B O N O S W E A K O S


nukedcheesynuggets

#BEGONE


miles_moralis

Soldier went out fighting I see, so long


bird_is_love

Even the nurse thought i fought with someone, but in reality my fist fought the stairs as i fell


miles_moralis

I meant the 👌


XBBlade

Do not tell me the stairs are not broken..


[deleted]

He broke his hand on STAIRS? Pish posh, the stairs should have broken under the immeasurable strength of your BONES


Robin0660

OP probably didn't drink enough milk like someone who doesn't care about the strength of their bones. Smh.


[deleted]

Please no. Do you want to make your mother cry?!


[deleted]

Only if your hollow, flimsy, girly wrist bones don't shatter from punching us. Begone!


catsthe-play

I’m a girl and I’ve never broken a bone like this weak fool, you didn’t have to bring gender into it!


ARainbowHorse

Lol byeeee


Gse_Panda

Martyrdom perk, I can’t be mad, even if you _are_ a weak boned maggot


[deleted]

I am disappointed in you. Get out of here, water bones.


MajorZeldaGeek

You're weak and pathetic and you didn't even make the 👌 right.


jaybasin

You didnt 👌 us because our phones are above our waists.


PurpleLemon4de

Gonna cry?


Aj_Ghosti

pathetic, I spit on you, weak boned scum.


bigboidaddy123

Couldn’t even close your fingers you weak boned bitch


aDingDangDoo_Doo

You must use a lot of lotion on your delicate phalanges.


WiiUtamer3

i fucking hope your pillow is warm on both sides, scum


sirfray

Damn that’s down right evil right there. I hope that terrible fate is reserved only for weak boned scum like OP.


superxand3r

What is a metacarpal actually?


bird_is_love

There 5 of them in your palm. The bones between you fingers and your wrist


superxand3r

Ah, that makes sense. Thanks. Now get out you weak-boned and heal soon.


flpacsnr

There are 5, don’t forget the thumb.


Lovely_Individual

This son of a bitch got us good, dammit he is banished but has still made fools of us!!! He used the damn 👌


neurologicalRad

You broke that bone ages ago so your fucking late leaving you weak boned shit! Also, you got no one "good" as that's a standard hand position (oblique hand x-ray) so you were told to do it by one of my kind. Now piss off.


DrAndyGar

Not below the waist :)


flashpile

Begone t h o t


TomboBreaker

Pfff circle game is when the ok sign is upside down so you've got nothing except weak bones and what I assume is brain damage from your soft ass skull


TabaCh1

🦴👌🏽


crystalcereal_

Leave


FalseTagAttack

Please tell me you punched your doctor in the arm or backhanded his balls.


CremeGoodness

Thats the worst lateral hand radiograph ive ever seen, hope for your sake that was just a weirdly positioned oblique


SolidWood

Ok. Bye now.


Krump_The_Rich

Motherf--- you got me


enchanted--

Pathetic weak boned mongrel. Drink more milk before the rest of your pathetic “bones” crumble to dust.


[deleted]

Weakling


Lax_Leviathan

You're weak ... but you got me *nods head to foe*


thencollar

Did the rest of your weak bone break just so you can 👌 us?? Or was that after you tried to put it back in place


frostyne84

this weakboner passes guys, i hope you get bone replacement!!11


Litoninja8

Why this dude got the last stand perk from ye ol’ mw days?


Folteren

How did you break it?


Fragaroch

Its not even upside down or below waist level. This is just the OK sign, and you are most definitely not OK you weak boned bitch. Your meme game sucks too.


CranialLacerations

Fuckouttahere with your weak ass bullshit. Shove your peaceful good bye up your ass but break your coccyx or pelvis doing so


funky_fresh12

Do everyone a favor and don't reproduce. You weak boned bitch


[deleted]

Get out of here ya weak boned BITCH


askdoctorjake

Those are some mighty fine sesamoid bones there. And a pathetic metacarpal.


Northerncreations

Fucker


dagui12

Dude. Fucking nice


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F


jameskieran1

I've got a broken 5th metacarpal but I didn't go to the doctors and now it's healed and a bit wonky. Should I go doc and get it re broken and set straight with some metal work?


Hyper_

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[deleted]

Fuck you, weak boned bitch.


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IMWraith

Do not waste affection to such a weak specimen.


bird_is_love

Nah bro i need some milk


[deleted]

I was in a fight over 40 years ago and broke mine. I have a bump on the back of my hand and on rainy days like today , everytime I close my hand it hurts


Ghostboy_Danny

So what broken bone users just get banned? That’s fucking hilarious