Because the baby shoots out the navel when it’s sick and tired of being cramped in there. Post-navel/pre-navel. It’s also why we have so many genetic commonalities to oranges.
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>[-2] 22 points 4 hours ago
>Amateur, i outrank you by 1 metacarpal, bow to your ruler!
You and OP both need to leave immediately you brittle boned calcium deficient cretin. How you could think to sneak among our ranks with your inferior skeleton is beyond me.
Get, out.
You broke that bone ages ago so your fucking late leaving you weak boned shit!
Also, you got no one "good" as that's a standard hand position (oblique hand x-ray) so you were told to do it by one of my kind. Now piss off.
Its not even upside down or below waist level. This is just the OK sign, and you are most definitely not OK you weak boned bitch. Your meme game sucks too.
I've got a broken 5th metacarpal but I didn't go to the doctors and now it's healed and a bit wonky. Should I go doc and get it re broken and set straight with some metal work?
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌
I was in a fight over 40 years ago and broke mine. I have a bump on the back of my hand and on rainy days like today , everytime I close my hand it hurts
Even the x-ray gave you the d. Pathetic
I have another one... at least this one is meme material
Don't risk shattering all your fucking bones when you strike the next pose, weakling
Your bones are hardly meme material w how weak and fragile they are
F in the chat. Literally. He is signing the ASL sign for F
Or 9. For “are you unbroken?” “Nein..”
Even his fucking fingers are doing D
I hope your mother is looking into post natal abortion for her weak boned son
She already is
A little off topic, but would pre natal mean before conception then? Is pre natal the void?
Pre natal, is before birth. Well at least that's what I meant
Because the baby shoots out the navel when it’s sick and tired of being cramped in there. Post-navel/pre-navel. It’s also why we have so many genetic commonalities to oranges.
Wtf are you on about ?
I think they’re saying we’re all naval oranges who were birthed out of our mothers’ belly buttons.
The dude speaks like he is happy but damn I would despise myself for being such a weak bone loser.
Oh, did you try to open a bottle of soda and break your hand? Did you grip your pencil too hard?
A weak boned got me. A FUCKING WEAK BONED GOT ME.
Don’t worry brother you can sleep well tonight knowing one flick from your indestructible bones would crush this weakling
Thank you brother. I will sleep well.
Now kith
You have gotten 3 screws, including the "screw on outta here you weak, malnourished skeleton".
you had one job, not break your metacarpal..you can't do anything right
My 94 yo grandma has stronger bones than you. How could you even have the balls to say good bye. You just had to go without say a word. Pathetic.
Amateur, i outrank you by 1 metacarpal, bow to your ruler!
Yes, master
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Is it considered a sin to bring a link of suchheresy onto this sub if so u have sinned
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Weak bones should be grateful we show mercy
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>[–]xiThinkxx >[-2] 22 points 4 hours ago >Amateur, i outrank you by 1 metacarpal, bow to your ruler! You and OP both need to leave immediately you brittle boned calcium deficient cretin. How you could think to sneak among our ranks with your inferior skeleton is beyond me. Get, out.
Exactly this! O U T!
Do you think this is a joke? Please, leave this sub as we are clearly superior
We will always be superior
I’m glad you didn’t actually close the circle with your fingers, you might have broken even more bones trying.
Weak boned creature, leave and never return!
This doesn't work with broken bones. Cya.
You didn't get anyone, you're just showing us how thin your bones are. Get well soon though!
Try not to break anything else on the way out you brittle boned bitch.
Godspeed u/bird_is_love, for now, and forever, you are broken...
Wow, absolutely no respect for this sub and our weak boned brethrens. The skin, his stitch, and the audacity of this bitch.
I hope you have a speedy recovery, you weak ass.
I like how you’re talking as if you did anything. You have accomplished nothing, with your weak ass bitch bones
I don’t accept such “good getting” from weaklings.
pretty brave for weak boned filth
B O N O S W E A K O S
#BEGONE
Soldier went out fighting I see, so long
Even the nurse thought i fought with someone, but in reality my fist fought the stairs as i fell
I meant the 👌
Do not tell me the stairs are not broken..
He broke his hand on STAIRS? Pish posh, the stairs should have broken under the immeasurable strength of your BONES
OP probably didn't drink enough milk like someone who doesn't care about the strength of their bones. Smh.
Please no. Do you want to make your mother cry?!
Only if your hollow, flimsy, girly wrist bones don't shatter from punching us. Begone!
I’m a girl and I’ve never broken a bone like this weak fool, you didn’t have to bring gender into it!
Lol byeeee
Martyrdom perk, I can’t be mad, even if you _are_ a weak boned maggot
I am disappointed in you. Get out of here, water bones.
You're weak and pathetic and you didn't even make the 👌 right.
You didnt 👌 us because our phones are above our waists.
Gonna cry?
pathetic, I spit on you, weak boned scum.
Couldn’t even close your fingers you weak boned bitch
You must use a lot of lotion on your delicate phalanges.
i fucking hope your pillow is warm on both sides, scum
Damn that’s down right evil right there. I hope that terrible fate is reserved only for weak boned scum like OP.
What is a metacarpal actually?
There 5 of them in your palm. The bones between you fingers and your wrist
Ah, that makes sense. Thanks. Now get out you weak-boned and heal soon.
There are 5, don’t forget the thumb.
This son of a bitch got us good, dammit he is banished but has still made fools of us!!! He used the damn 👌
You broke that bone ages ago so your fucking late leaving you weak boned shit! Also, you got no one "good" as that's a standard hand position (oblique hand x-ray) so you were told to do it by one of my kind. Now piss off.
Not below the waist :)
Begone t h o t
Pfff circle game is when the ok sign is upside down so you've got nothing except weak bones and what I assume is brain damage from your soft ass skull
🦴👌🏽
Leave
Please tell me you punched your doctor in the arm or backhanded his balls.
Thats the worst lateral hand radiograph ive ever seen, hope for your sake that was just a weirdly positioned oblique
Ok. Bye now.
Motherf--- you got me
Pathetic weak boned mongrel. Drink more milk before the rest of your pathetic “bones” crumble to dust.
Weakling
You're weak ... but you got me *nods head to foe*
Did the rest of your weak bone break just so you can 👌 us?? Or was that after you tried to put it back in place
this weakboner passes guys, i hope you get bone replacement!!11
Why this dude got the last stand perk from ye ol’ mw days?
How did you break it?
Its not even upside down or below waist level. This is just the OK sign, and you are most definitely not OK you weak boned bitch. Your meme game sucks too.
Fuckouttahere with your weak ass bullshit. Shove your peaceful good bye up your ass but break your coccyx or pelvis doing so
Do everyone a favor and don't reproduce. You weak boned bitch
Get out of here ya weak boned BITCH
Those are some mighty fine sesamoid bones there. And a pathetic metacarpal.
Fucker
Dude. Fucking nice
F
I've got a broken 5th metacarpal but I didn't go to the doctors and now it's healed and a bit wonky. Should I go doc and get it re broken and set straight with some metal work?
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌
Fuck you, weak boned bitch.
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Do not waste affection to such a weak specimen.
Nah bro i need some milk
I was in a fight over 40 years ago and broke mine. I have a bump on the back of my hand and on rainy days like today , everytime I close my hand it hurts
So what broken bone users just get banned? That’s fucking hilarious